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Nairaland / General / Re: World's Tallest Dog ZEUS. 7-foot Tall And Weighs 70kg. (pics) by MrHim(m): 7:28am On Sep 15, 2012
That apartment will be smelling funky all day! And i personally feel that this thing is having carnal knowlegde of that woman...yuck! tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: World's Tallest Dog ZEUS. 7-foot Tall And Weighs 70kg. (pics) by MrHim(m): 7:22am On Sep 15, 2012
As a brother from Calabar south, imagine 404ing this thing with lots of pepper and azuza leaves as spice, damn! I am hungry!!! grin
Romance / Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make With Women (for Men Only) by MrHim(m): 5:40pm On Sep 12, 2012
cool@Euroclydon, only God will bless you for these sailients points! Any man that does not want to listen, well his to his tent. Women are very funny creaturs that you must handle with a firm grip. I dont express any emotion to them, just do my thing and move on. I have colleague at work dying for one silly lady like that, he was acting all prince charming and all and in return was being treated like trash, he became the romatic comic relife at the office. The lady in questions was blabbing to her friendsthat she cant see herself being with a "she-him" why, because he was too nice, imagine!? Being good is now a sign of weakeness!

As for me, i am very physical and dont take any nonsense from women no matter how beautiful, educated or mature, i put you in your place sharp!! No time! Additionally, if you want to keep them, the occasional brushing adds to the mix,women love violent men, simple and short. Comprende!?
Culture / Re: Share Your Experiences of Racism by MrHim(m): 3:52pm On Sep 11, 2012
@Jallobah, with a back side like yours, i wouldn't mind any type of racism with you...no disrespect wink
Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Monaliza Chinda In 2012 Shoot Out by MrHim(m): 10:36pm On Sep 09, 2012
She is just an oversize cow, the only good thing about her is her complexion,that's from afar mind you. Been close to here b4 and those green spiral veins are a no no for "HIM", that's me...comprende!!!! tongue
Autos / Re: STATE OF THE ART 2011 ACURA ZDX....N9.8m by MrHim(m): 11:56pm On Sep 02, 2012
And from your rude response, you expect would-be- buyers to take you seriously, right? Mr. man, go to sales 101 class and learn humility and business etiquette from the men: Kunle- A . Inspired, Siena. Femmy2010 just to name a few, good day.
Food / Re: What Unusual Kind Of Meat Have You Eaten ? by MrHim(m): 12:21am On Aug 27, 2012
Human....the best meat in zee world, especially when well marinated and stirred fried hmmmmmmmmmm cheesy
Romance / Re: Looking Into Your Partner's Eyes - What Do You See? by MrHim(m): 10:24am On Aug 03, 2012
Betrayal....
Health / Re: Woman Delivers Monkey-Like Baby In Otukpo by MrHim(m): 8:55am On Aug 03, 2012
The monkey is kinda cute, aint it? undecided
Romance / Re: Things You Do That Makes You Happy by MrHim(m): 4:24pm On Jul 27, 2012
[b][/b]SK...nough said cool
Nairaland / General / Re: Would You Go To This Zoo? (pics) by MrHim(m): 4:20pm On Jul 27, 2012
See as that 1 wey dey crouch for right dey look d man like: " if only you knew how weak this cage is at the hinges...if only" grin
Autos / Re: 1999 Toyota Camry - Tiny Light - Registered by MrHim(m): 12:14am On Jul 26, 2012
Andy, your a foolish man...
Religion / Re: The Dark Knight Shooting -satanic Influence Of The Joker by MrHim(m): 9:56pm On Jul 24, 2012
yeah, like it states in my profile, a fire will rise and has risen! Requiem for the departed sad
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Copy Of My Suicide Letter If I Dont Get A Job Soon. by MrHim(m): 4:39pm On Jul 24, 2012
undecided
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Copy Of My Suicide Letter If I Dont Get A Job Soon. by MrHim(m): 4:37pm On Jul 24, 2012
I feel your pain..i am sorry cry
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Guys Intimidated By A Lady With A Car by MrHim(m): 5:51pm On Jul 19, 2012
Women driving cars normally dont intimidate me, cause i dey 4my own, what does is women wearing short mini skirts driving can make me go bonkers especially for traffic. All that eye candy laps, makes (HIM)lose concentration for road....but i like it cheesy
Travel / Re: Bird Eye View Of Nigerian Cities. by MrHim(m): 2:47pm On Jul 13, 2012
Aba looks like zillions of miles of graves, yuck!!! tongue
Education / Re: Why Do People Generally Hate Maths? by MrHim(m): 3:35pm On Jul 06, 2012
Only 2things make me sick: not wearing a shirt to sleep and...yes maths! Anyform of it= serious malaria annd migriane cheesy
Travel / Re: Why Are There So Many Lizards In Nigeria? by MrHim(m): 8:05pm On Jul 03, 2012
Same thing applies to why we have so many politicians....notice their uncanny resemblance? cheesy

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Family / Re: Boy Or Girl, Which Is Preferable As Your First Child by MrHim(m): 8:01pm On Jul 03, 2012
Twin dragons, fire breathing 1s, that i will use on my in-laws undecided
Fashion / Re: Most Handsome Man On Nairaland June 2012 *GRAND FINALE* by MrHim(m): 12:43am On Jul 03, 2012
And the funniest thing is when you hear some of these contesting "She/hims" speak, well,that will be anoda marra! Aside, Crown prince,na you i go vote for jare,cos you get SK eyes like me...heheheoeheoehheeoeh grin
Fashion / Re: Most Handsome Man On Nairaland June 2012 *GRAND FINALE* by MrHim(m): 12:19am On Jul 03, 2012
What kind of silly and gayish tread is this eh! Anser nah? Rubbish! And the men smiling to gallery like sheeps so gay. Oya, lest do the man with the longest "brick" and lets see who will win...Nonsense!
Health / Re: 61 Easy Ways To Lose Weight by MrHim(m): 2:35pm On Jun 29, 2012
62. Smoke enough SK all the way!

63. Soak garri, no sugar,taking straight around 10:10pm daily

64. Intentionally spend more time in Lag traffic, no breakfast or lunch

65. 8 sticks of Rothmans and diet coke (1 litre pls)

66. Have rancour with many people, spiritual attack from various quaters dey dry body sharp!

67. Think of GEJ, his personality alone is enough to get you worked up and em...dry grin

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Romance / Re: Do Nigerian Men Marry Non-nigerian Girls? by MrHim(m): 10:10am On Jun 29, 2012
MyRib, sorry YourRIB,awhh! Whatever, you get the picture...you have nice feet, would love to lick it and work my way up your legiz cheesy , u know we Naija boiz are kings when it comes to the tongue language and make u wannabe Africans pourr like "pussy cat, high on SK", Hhehehoheoeheheoeooeoeo grin
Family / Re: I Mistakenly Impregnanted My Wife's Sis And Cousin... by MrHim(m): 9:49am On Jun 29, 2012
Wow! Thats impressive! May i have your friend's number? Been trying the same thing for ages now, might get 1 or 2 tips from him. If he is using a BB, my pin is 367100AD grin
Business / Re: GTBank Compulsory Verification Scam Alert: Public Notice!!!! by MrHim(m): 1:45pm On Jun 28, 2012
masterpiecer:

ur statement goes to show that u r one of them, go ahead and b proud of thieves, but 1 tin 4 sure, u will neva ge people like me, n alot of peeps r aware of internet scam, so let them keep trying n failing.

Aw, come on man , you busting my chops! Just giving pros where pros due , thats all. As, for getting people like you, thats a no brainer, there is always a format for the claimed "non guilible" grin hehehehehehehehhehe
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Cook & Clean For Your Girlfriends? by MrHim(m): 1:17am On Jun 25, 2012
U know the elizabethan era abi? Fine. Now, if u so desire to be a king's fools fool, then go ahead with the chef and dish washing duties, silly thing! The only cooking i can do is if the chick na the food, oh yes! I can cook her real good! hehehehooohohhhe grin
Travel / Re: South-African Policeman Tears Nigerian's Passport To Pieces (Pic) by MrHim(m): 2:46pm On Jun 22, 2012
Seeing the pic on that passport would make HIM-thats me, tear it as well grin

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Business / Re: GTBank Compulsory Verification Scam Alert: Public Notice!!!! by MrHim(m): 2:24pm On Jun 22, 2012
Peoples, you guys have to admit that the scammers are trying, the mail and the format is professionally done and all, i am....i am proud of them, somehow grin
Health / Re: How Can I Lose Weight Without Exercising?? by MrHim(m): 1:13pm On Jun 22, 2012
Shaq MacDowell, taking straight no addition, 1 bottle daily smoke 2 jumbo of SK and ciao 1nce a day, you go dry pass Freestyle grin

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Romance / Re: Reasons For Rejection Of Marriage Proposals by MrHim(m): 4:44pm On Jun 20, 2012
Proposed late 2010, was at night at a club was more than high, realised i made a big mistake in the morning with her continous yapping about the wedding plans so, i simply UNpropose! Yippe!! ;
Romance / Re: Why Would A Woman Wants To Fight Over A Man? by MrHim(m): 4:32pm On Jun 20, 2012
Limzi or limp biscuit or whatever you call yourself, when you don dey clock 31, 32 and u never settle down and luckily you have some1 with the minutest interest in you and he is now having cold feet because of another younger blood; no fight. You hear just kak there, na you go turn gladiator with glaius! Rubbish!

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