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That apartment will be smelling funky all day! And i personally feel that this thing is having carnal knowlegde of that woman...yuck! ![]() |
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As a brother from Calabar south, imagine 404ing this thing with lots of pepper and azuza leaves as spice, damn! I am hungry!!! ![]() |
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![]() As for me, i am very physical and dont take any nonsense from women no matter how beautiful, educated or mature, i put you in your place sharp!! No time! Additionally, if you want to keep them, the occasional brushing adds to the mix,women love violent men, simple and short. Comprende!? |
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@Jallobah, with a back side like yours, i wouldn't mind any type of racism with you...no disrespect ![]() |
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She is just an oversize cow, the only good thing about her is her complexion,that's from afar mind you. Been close to here b4 and those green spiral veins are a no no for "HIM", that's me...comprende!!!! ![]() |
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And from your rude response, you expect would-be- buyers to take you seriously, right? Mr. man, go to sales 101 class and learn humility and business etiquette from the men: Kunle- A . Inspired, Siena. Femmy2010 just to name a few, good day. |
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Human....the best meat in zee world, especially when well marinated and stirred fried hmmmmmmmmmm ![]() |
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Betrayal.... |
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The monkey is kinda cute, aint it? ![]() |
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[b][/b]SK...nough said ![]() |
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See as that 1 wey dey crouch for right dey look d man like: " if only you knew how weak this cage is at the hinges...if only" ![]() |
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Andy, your a foolish man... |
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yeah, like it states in my profile, a fire will rise and has risen! Requiem for the departed ![]() |
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I feel your pain..i am sorry ![]() |
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Women driving cars normally dont intimidate me, cause i dey 4my own, what does is women wearing short mini skirts driving can make me go bonkers especially for traffic. All that eye candy laps, makes (HIM)lose concentration for road....but i like it ![]() |
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Aba looks like zillions of miles of graves, yuck!!! ![]() |
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Only 2things make me sick: not wearing a shirt to sleep and...yes maths! Anyform of it= serious malaria annd migriane ![]() |
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Same thing applies to why we have so many politicians....notice their uncanny resemblance? ![]() 1 Like |
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Twin dragons, fire breathing 1s, that i will use on my in-laws ![]() |
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And the funniest thing is when you hear some of these contesting "She/hims" speak, well,that will be anoda marra! Aside, Crown prince,na you i go vote for jare,cos you get SK eyes like me...heheheoeheoehheeoeh ![]() |
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What kind of silly and gayish tread is this eh! Anser nah? Rubbish! And the men smiling to gallery like sheeps so gay. Oya, lest do the man with the longest "brick" and lets see who will win...Nonsense! |
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62. Smoke enough SK all the way! 63. Soak garri, no sugar,taking straight around 10:10pm daily 64. Intentionally spend more time in Lag traffic, no breakfast or lunch 65. 8 sticks of Rothmans and diet coke (1 litre pls) 66. Have rancour with many people, spiritual attack from various quaters dey dry body sharp! 67. Think of GEJ, his personality alone is enough to get you worked up and em...dry ![]() 5 Likes |
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MyRib, sorry YourRIB,awhh! Whatever, you get the picture...you have nice feet, would love to lick it and work my way up your legiz ![]() ![]() |
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Wow! Thats impressive! May i have your friend's number? Been trying the same thing for ages now, might get 1 or 2 tips from him. If he is using a BB, my pin is 367100AD ![]() |
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masterpiecer: Aw, come on man , you busting my chops! Just giving pros where pros due , thats all. As, for getting people like you, thats a no brainer, there is always a format for the claimed "non guilible" ![]() |
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U know the elizabethan era abi? Fine. Now, if u so desire to be a king's fools fool, then go ahead with the chef and dish washing duties, silly thing! The only cooking i can do is if the chick na the food, oh yes! I can cook her real good! hehehehooohohhhe ![]() |
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Seeing the pic on that passport would make HIM-thats me, tear it as well ![]() 2 Likes |
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Peoples, you guys have to admit that the scammers are trying, the mail and the format is professionally done and all, i am....i am proud of them, somehow ![]() |
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Shaq MacDowell, taking straight no addition, 1 bottle daily smoke 2 jumbo of SK and ciao 1nce a day, you go dry pass Freestyle ![]() 2 Likes |
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Proposed late 2010, was at night at a club was more than high, realised i made a big mistake in the morning with her continous yapping about the wedding plans so, i simply UNpropose! Yippe!! ; |
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Limzi or limp biscuit or whatever you call yourself, when you don dey clock 31, 32 and u never settle down and luckily you have some1 with the minutest interest in you and he is now having cold feet because of another younger blood; no fight. You hear just kak there, na you go turn gladiator with glaius! Rubbish! 2 Likes |
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