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Music/Radio / Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by MrOjay1(m): 9:26pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Sports / Re: Onuachu Set To Join Ligue 1 Club Olympic Lyon by MrOjay1(m): 4:51pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Good move for him |
Music/Radio / What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by MrOjay1(m): 4:24pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
I've listened to so many brain depreciating lyrics from our Naija musicians. I'm not talking about the normal meaningless catchphrases like Zlatan's 'Kapaichumarichupako' or Davido's 'Shekpe', I mean lines that defy the law of reasoning and basic comprehension or just outright hilarious.These are my few picks from the lots arranged in no particular order: 'From the bed to the bedroom'-Iyanya ft DonJazzy-Gift 'Like the statue of liberty, nobody knows tomorrow' - Psquare-Testimony. 'From Lagos to London,she shake her bumbum' - D'banj-kukere remix 'Your g.f be like carpenter, every night she dey knack me." - Cashlord-king kong contest 'Prick e no get shoulder,if e put him head the rest go enter' - Brymo 'Dem say I dey ball too much like a testis' - Davido ft Naeto C-Back when Then,Davido's 'like dat' song is on another level and as such deserves a special mention.I really doubted my sanity after listening to it 'Deeper life is sister. Sister life is deeper Hossannah Sussanah Sutannah' You can add yours 56 Likes 4 Shares
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Crime / Re: 3 Teenage Fulani Herders Aged 13, 14, Arrested For Gang-Raping A Girl In Bauchi by MrOjay1(m): 8:38pm On Jan 14, 2021 |
Hang them on the gallows |
Agriculture / Re: Biggest Tomatoes Market In Kaduna, Nigeria: Basket Of Tomatoes Sold For ₦2500 by MrOjay1(m): 12:43pm On Jan 14, 2021 |
Love tomatoes 2 Likes |
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