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Music/Radio / Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by MrOjay1(m): 9:26pm On Jan 15, 2021
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Sports / Re: Onuachu Set To Join Ligue 1 Club Olympic Lyon by MrOjay1(m): 4:51pm On Jan 15, 2021
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Music/Radio / What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by MrOjay1(m): 4:24pm On Jan 15, 2021
I've listened to so many brain depreciating lyrics from our Naija musicians. I'm not talking about the normal meaningless catchphrases like Zlatan's 'Kapaichumarichupako' or Davido's 'Shekpe', I mean lines that defy the law of reasoning and basic comprehension or just outright hilarious.These are my few picks from the lots arranged in no particular order:

'From the bed to the bedroom'-Iyanya ft DonJazzy-Gift

'Like the statue of liberty, nobody knows tomorrow' - Psquare-Testimony.

'From Lagos to London,she shake her bumbum' - D'banj-kukere remix

'Your g.f be like carpenter, every night she dey knack me." - Cashlord-king kong contest

'Prick e no get shoulder,if e put him head the rest go enter' - Brymo

'Dem say I dey ball too much like a testis' - Davido ft Naeto C-Back when

Then,Davido's 'like dat' song is on another level and as such deserves a special mention.I really doubted my sanity after listening to it

'Deeper life is sister.
Sister life is deeper
Hossannah Sussanah Sutannah'

You can add yours

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Crime / Re: 3 Teenage Fulani Herders Aged 13, 14, Arrested For Gang-Raping A Girl In Bauchi by MrOjay1(m): 8:38pm On Jan 14, 2021
Hang them on the gallows
Agriculture / Re: Biggest Tomatoes Market In Kaduna, Nigeria: Basket Of Tomatoes Sold For ₦2500 by MrOjay1(m): 12:43pm On Jan 14, 2021
Love tomatoes

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