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Romance / Re: Can You Bath Together With Your Spouse? by Mrtaye: 10:22pm On May 14
Puss360:
Of course.... No big deal.. We can be discussing and bathing together...
And again maybe if we are pressed for time, we can bath together....


Btw .. I'm not married yet grin
Will you marry me

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Sports / Re: Chiamaka Nnadozie Has Been Named Goalkeeper Of The Year By UNFP by Mrtaye: 12:24pm On May 14
Seagodess:
your are lying.. how old are u
That's the bitter truth I'm above 40 ... Chiamaka has won more awards, recognition and accolades than Precious, that is not to say that Dede is not good ooo but when you compare and contrast then Chiamaka has got more acclaim, records and achievement over a short period of time
Sports / Re: Chiamaka Nnadozie Has Been Named Goalkeeper Of The Year By UNFP by Mrtaye: 9:28am On May 14
Seagodess:
shut up.. this indomie generation children.. go and watch precious Dede during her time.. she's doing great but not the best ever... it like you comparing vincent to Peter rufai. They are both legends but rufai still tops a little

Stop lying she's better and more successful and also is playing at an higher level than precious dede no cap.....I started watching female football right from the first afcon okay
Politics / Re: "Fubara Must Obey Wike" - Wike Loyalists Sing At An Event by Mrtaye: 5:18pm On May 13
BondRiv:
A servant is a servant. Instead of Fubara to stick to the master who brought him into office, he is now serving a new master, an expired politician called Odili. He will always be a boy. Incompetent thing.
Odilios the overall godfather
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Accommodated Someone And They Later Refused To Leave? by Mrtaye: 3:30pm On May 13
IamDora:
Hello Nairalanders,

So as the topic implies, have you ever accommodated someone for some period of time and they later Overstayed the time they promised to leave and refused leaving? How did you later get them to leave?

Okay, I'll start by telling mine. There was a time a fellow coursemate of mine begged me to stay at my place for just 3-days (Because she was having some misunderstanding with her roommate) and after that she'd be leaving. I agreed and accommodated her (Coz I was staying alone) entertained her well and made sure she was comfortable for the remainder of the days she'd be staying with me.

So Fast forward to a week after, madam didn't want to go again, 3- days became weeks, and turned into Months. Infact, she was getting more and more relaxed everyday grin her friends that weren't my friends were now trooping my place 24/7, they'll be playing musics, vibing and rocking themselves most of the time while me, the owner of the room is tryna catch some sleep oo. Imagine grin

Long story short, I wanted travelling home to spend some weeks, so I had to plan with my Landlord (He doesn't live in our lodge but visits once a while) so I narrated everything to him (He was Laughing all through) grin and told him my plan of how I wanted to dispose her, I handed a padlock with it's key to him and told him that two days after I travel, he should come and tell her that my house-rent has expired and he'll be coming very early the next day to lock my room, so she should start making arrangements to leave immidiately grin

After the landlord passed the information to her, she called me and was telling me what the landlord said, me on the other hand was raining curses on the landlord o grin grin grin

My brothers and sisters, that was how I got to make that girl leave my room o grin Some Squatters don't just get it that we stay alone because we love our space and privacy, like, we enjoy solitude alot.

So, take this 🎤 and tell us how you later made that stubborn Squatter leave? grin
Wow pretty
Romance / Re: My story: Masturbation Causes Gonorrhoea (graphic Image) by Mrtaye: 7:59pm On May 11
dkidd:
I no even understand the kind penis sef... Jennyclay abeg come look if na ur spec grin
The penis be like minor gear

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Politics / Re: Fubara issues Executive Order relocating legislative sittings to Govt House by Mrtaye: 7:26am On May 11
LibertyRep:
Is it not the prerogative of the law makers to decide where to conduct their business as long as the mace is available.

Why compel them to have their sitting at a particular place for a phantom renovation.

The game dey sweet until the opponents gain control.

You can't dislike tyranny and support this brazen muzzling of the legislative arm.
No the lawmakers have neglected why they were elected which is supposed to be for the people but as it is,it is apparent that they are worked for themselves hence the governor taking expedited actions to avoid had I known
Romance / Re: Younger Brother Called Me A Fat Fucker And Is So Insultive? by Mrtaye: 4:21am On May 09
mamagee3:
Younger brother called me a fat fucker and is so very verbally abusive…He just lacks respect….
You're okay just the way you are....no be everybody like lepa some men love BBW
Celebrities / Re: Portable Buys A New House In Lekki, Lagos (Video) by Mrtaye: 1:24pm On May 07
IbrahimSkiba:




Are you joking or what
Hmmm
Celebrities / Re: Portable Buys A New House In Lekki, Lagos (Video) by Mrtaye: 1:18pm On May 07
REDshouse:
The space between the main building and both fence and next building respectively is not up to 3m. Who approve this type of building in the first place , when enforcement officers come to demolish by giving them 2hrs notice they will come crying online ....
Enforcement officers should also go after the officials that gave the approval
Celebrities / Re: Portable Buys A New House In Lekki, Lagos (Video) by Mrtaye: 1:15pm On May 07
EreluRoz:
Polygamous house, see as he build am. Yeye

God knows I can't live with another woman in same building in the name of co-wife, one person is surely going to pack and run away and it's definitely not me. . Anyways women in polygamy una try ooo kos I can't imagine you'll know he's having sex with the other woman today and tomorrow he comes to you with that same dick to have sex. Definitely not me.
You're fresh and enticing
Crime / Re: Coalition Asks Police To Stop Using Cybercrime Act To Harass Journalists by Mrtaye: 10:15am On May 05
stuffs2002:


Your brain dey pain you.

Creating and spreading fake news can attract criminal proceedings anywhere in the world. Go to UK and US and be spreading fake news and see if you will not find yourself behind bars in an instant.
Stop hiding and come out plain okay
Crime / Re: Coalition Asks Police To Stop Using Cybercrime Act To Harass Journalists by Mrtaye: 7:03am On May 05
stuffs2002:



In what way are journalists being harassed?

Any journalist that creates and spreads fake stories will be arrested and that is the law all over the world
This is what happened during military regimes simply come out to say we are stylishly in dictatorship
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Fred Ajudua In Abuja Over Forgery, Land Fraud by Mrtaye: 6:39pm On May 04
SalamRushdie:
Davido should be careful with his son
😂🤣
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Fred Ajudua In Abuja Over Forgery, Land Fraud by Mrtaye: 6:28pm On May 04
Donedeal1:
Nigeria film industries suppose to have used this case study for am. Home video
Its gonna be an instant hit.
Credo do

Fredo do
Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Finidi George As Super Eagles Head Coach by Mrtaye: 6:01pm On Apr 29
Freshtruth:


You all are just shouting Amunike up and down do u know amuineke just won just 2 games in his whole Tanzanian coaching career? In went to Egypt he didn't win a match he went to zambia league can't win a match if u want to say under17 then Manu Garba is also qualify to coach eagles too
Nigeria just lost the opportunity to qualify for the world cup....na so so loss and draw make una dey expect

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Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Finidi George As Super Eagles Head Coach by Mrtaye: 5:58pm On Apr 29
mohbadliveson:
Amuneke should assist him.

As a former foreign based player, i hope he won't reject naira as salary
Assist who let him fail alone cos after naw they will say it's him and Amunike that failed he shouldn't accept any assistance role
Sports / Re: NFF Appoints Finidi George As Super Eagles Head Coach by Mrtaye: 5:55pm On Apr 29
mohbadliveson:
Amuneke should assist him.

As a former foreign based player, i hope he won't reject naira as salary
Assist who let him fail alone cos after naw they will say it's him and Amunike that failed
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by Mrtaye: 3:11pm On Apr 29
SisterAnn:
Shattap ya mouth dia Mr biro cover.

😆😆😆Sister Ann I don't mean no harm.... just trying to be your friend
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by Mrtaye: 1:05pm On Apr 29
SisterAnn:
A very corrupt thread. What's the world turning into?
Tufiakwa for this generation!
Sister Ann do you need some Anaconda

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Education / Re: Top Ten Universities Chosen By Candidates During The 2023 UTME by Mrtaye: 10:44am On Apr 27
Bluntguy:
Covenant university did not appear on the list, yet it is the best. This list makes no meaning.
As people no get money for school fees nko no be if you get money to pay for fees you go choose the school

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Travel / Re: Many Feared Dead As Petrol Tanker Explodes In Port Harcourt by Mrtaye: 10:24am On Apr 27
caye:


Can you pls explain what happened on Otedola bridge around 2018, when a fuel tanker exploded and burnt hundreds of ppl in traffic jam?
Were they looking and watching also?

Are you sure this was not during a traffic jam?
No a lot of people escaped,I actually have a friend that lost his car and would have lost his life if he hadn't acted fast

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Crime / Re: Residents Flee As Army Shuts Military Camp, Withdraws Troops From Niger State by Mrtaye: 8:36pm On Apr 25
Orobadmeat:
Why we need state police
No na local government police we act need
Education / Re: What Can He Study With This JAMB Score? by Mrtaye: 2:26pm On Apr 25
PerfectStranger:
Forestry and wildlife grin
Walahi e no go tay before lion chop am

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Education / Re: What Can He Study With This JAMB Score? by Mrtaye: 2:25pm On Apr 25
Seunpapa65:
Please advise him on what he can read with this score
Nice score.....he can study kolomentality
Politics / Re: U.S. Says APC Supporters Attacked, Prevented Igbo, Non-party Members From Voting by Mrtaye: 1:41pm On Apr 25
Chukwuka319:
Propaganda! Propaganda! as usual.
The US, Commander in Chief of Propaganda manufacturing company.
You will never hear China and Russia engaging in such actions.
That some Latin American countries are still struggling to govern themselves properly is all because of American propaganda machine and undue interference in their internal affairs.
The US is always trying to portray itself as the " defender of democracy and liberalism" but its democracy and liberalism is the nectar at the bottom of the pitcher of the pitcher plant, which lures victims ( Gullible and socioculturally weak nations) to the pitcher and they forget themselves in the sweetness of the nectar and fall into the deadly pitcher to be digested.
As long as Russia and China still exist,US can never dominate the world.
Talk about Free countries.... China and Russia are despotic countries....is that the template you are using for Nigeria because of your sinister motive

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Events / Re: Bride Fires Gunshots During Ceremony, Husband Look Scared by Mrtaye: 12:57pm On Apr 25
Na the defacto husband dey fire the gunshots so
Foreign Affairs / Re: Poland "Ready" To Host NATO Nuclear Weapons, President Andrzej Duda Says by Mrtaye: 11:53am On Apr 25
Masterviolence:

This are comments that comes from gullible, inexperienced and myopic minds.

Who told you Russians don't conduct credible free and fair elections? The western media I guess.

What do you mean by oppression of her own people?
Do you think people don't protest in Russia?

The western media has made you believe that Russia is probably north Korea.

Read I repeat read...
If this is not a case of being willfully ignorant,
Only reading and traveling can make you escape this mental slavery.
Okay coerce is part of free and fair election
Crime / Re: LASG Traffic Cameras Detected 850,000 Violations – Commissioner by Mrtaye: 7:29am On Apr 25
Abbeyme:


Wahu.

You had an issue, you complained and you were cleared all in one breath. Yet you cursed.
How terrible can that be!
Why must there be error in the first place....iit defeats the purpose cos not everyone has the capacity to complain like that fellow....so how did they come about it

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Crime / Re: LASG Traffic Cameras Detected 850,000 Violations – Commissioner by Mrtaye: 7:26am On Apr 25
omoadeleye:




Upon say they correct your error you are still insulting them
Why error in the first place... means most of the vehicles caught are in error

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Poland "Ready" To Host NATO Nuclear Weapons, President Andrzej Duda Says by Mrtaye: 11:56am On Apr 23
Masterviolence:

This are comments that comes from gullible, inexperienced and myopic minds.

Who told you Russians don't conduct credible free and fair elections? The western media I guess.

What do you mean by oppression of her own people?
Do you think people don't protest in Russia?

The western media has made you believe that Russia is probably north Korea.

Read I repeat read...
If this is not a case of being willfully ignorant,
Only reading and traveling can make you escape this mental slavery.
Free and fair election my foot...ask Navalny

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