yarimo:
With president BUHARI this is very possible in nigeria.

yes ooh it is very possible infact at the moment baba dey arrange 1 for my area thru 102 story building for edo state ............

Na wah if u dey ride bicycle dey go rob u,bike uko same tin,ship and boat same tin , car na normal tin but coming out from bush to rob plane or jet dis 1 i never hear before na wah ..where airport security dey dey on strike ..

I nor support say dey throw r food but gov done warm dis people make dey nor dey sell for road since oshio baba time dey come dey nor dey hear word u cant walk freely around market because of dis road traders ... d task force dey do their job and dey dey do am well..kia dis road sellers too defeat if u sell inside market people go still come buy ur food

Awol1:
Girls are each other's greatest enemies.

nor be lie

Meaning say if na say my grand mama dey alive dey for arrest r to be cultist because na she be dada ...omoh dis people funny ooh

Davash222:
The children of hate will still blame 16 years of PDP.




Anytime any of my relatives or friends outside Nigeria ask me 'How's Nigeria?', i always visit Nairaland front-page, copy the link to news like this and forward to them. Let them read and understand the situation of Nigeria. I don taya to dey talk.

how is Nigeria ..hope every tin is fine down there..

To make plans na 1 tin to excute am na another tin first 4year una use blame pdp for una failure ok dis new 4 years if dey go allow una stay d 4 years who una go blame dis time for una failure ..because d lies and failure done already start since d day u say una dey feed school chdren wit cow,fishs and eggs

Vp for my school na 2 eggs and meat dey dey give me every Monday to Thursday, Fridays na fish dey give me na cat fish self....1 full fish to 3 kids .... ...now everybody wah know d name of my school abi .....d name of my school na in d future primary school located in my dream in benin city edo state

richidinho:
when she converted from Christianity to Islam nobody threatened her oo

Tell me why thunder won't fire Lord Luggard
that signed that amalgamation

any where he dey na better thurder go fire am

Kanoute:

Baba I nor dispute say nor be special line we dey for here..I only just notify say for the same Benin I dey enjoy constant light....

omoh i happy for u serious lite issue na problem here for same benin were u dey like my area

Gandollar:
If the likes of Tinubu didn't steal money that could only be contained in a bullion van, perhaps those Yahoo boys would have been better people.

God bless u and dis same baba tinubu done dey steal public funds dey come since obj era dey come and he still dey office for 2019..na wah ooh

Seetto:
Christianity is a scam..

and other religions na waiting ? U never hear waiting some alpha's , native doctors dey do ....in every religion bad eggs must alway dey there ...even for ur street bad person must dey even politicians all nor be bad politicians but d bad 1 dey make every body look bad....

Kanoute:

Sapele road before you get to the bye pass.. We enjoy almost constant power supply

i hear say na chinese company dey there na there dey carry venin lite go ....abeg try do ur rreasch well na private line nia dey there if ihama boundary road 1 and 2 nd ugbor nor get lite meaning say sometin dey wrong somewhere

Elamin21:
girls that are beautiful don't last in marriage, even the ones that are not married find it difficult to marry.

meaning make i go find ugly girl marry abi. Thanks 4 d advice

Kanoute:

The same Edo state you are complaining about, In my area, we can boast of 22hours light daily.. Sometimes a full day, the light is not interrupted, when it is, for about 5 or 10 minutes... So some areas in most States can boast of good power supply... But no state can talk about that

abeg where u dey for edo state ...i dey sardo drive off ihama benin city

rawitools:
just forget edo state and it has become a normal thing there.

edo state nor dey part of nigeria ...d lite issue here na die ...b like say nepa dey use d lite play here if dey bring lite come make u come see celebration

Thunder go fire dat ur mouth ...na dream or reality some state get 24 hours lite for nigeria ....nor be curse afar say pdp and apc dey power nigeria nor fit get stable lite

Oga minister show us proof say nigerians dey really order pizza come from london

inec collect 5m nor be 5k omoh una better compensate them back. Even if una nor do the election again

...... But the truth women dey dey really try marriage for real woman na big deal she go guard and handle wit care ......sometimes temptation when some married women dey face nor get part 2 but still overcome am ..men nor need temptation before dey even cheat. But if u give ur wife reason to cheat on u and evenually she cheat just forget and nor expect love again from r na how u go dey die she go dey find dey go

IgbosAreOsus:

Pro lu you will end up with a whoring cheat unknowingly. You think you can eat your cake and eat it abi?

take am easy na why u dey vex for am una first dey query ...

Preciousgirl:
Lies

How? I dont encourage cheating from both side men or female but na the truth be dat once woman start cheating on their husband na death done come give d man quick notice to die

Waiting concern ordering of pizza get to do wit ministry of agric...na wah oga u nor get PA or adviser to tell u waiting to talk if u nor know waiting ur ministry dey all about .....whats so important about ordering of pizza from uk

tell am say ur r a change person dat ur religion does not permit dis kind of behaviour....

Peacemaker5128:
just go and die we don't care

why u nor go care even if u be muslim ....nigeria nor be 1 religion dey as power dey rotate witin d tribe na so power suppose rotate witin d religion ...u nor tink am ...we are all nigerians when 1 party dey rule 1 country opposition nor go dey for any decision making if 1 religion dey rule opposition nor go dey

Nigerianiski:
whats up with Igbos and desperation for wealth The must uncivilized set of people i know...

amadi na edo name not Igbo

Oga bring ur face my slap u waiting be ur problem until she give u gor gor before ur eye go clear..na so r pussy dey sweet u

If naija robber come ur house nor see money and anybody for house dey go chop ur food for house ....if dey come meet u for house no money dey go beat nonsense comon from ur head .. Now dey meet u for atm u nor get better money and better balance dey fit cut ur hand comon self

toydee:




It wasn't funny mehn.I remember it all as if it was yesterday..when I joined the firm,I was welcomed by the staff n management. The woman being a manager,expressed her happiness having me with them,blah-blah-blah n ended by saying, "once again, welcome honey".I was like, huh;did I hear her well;did she just call me honey?Still puzzled,next thing I heard was,"you can now go sweetheart".heeeyyyyy!first day at work n someone likes me already,not just anybody, but a manager..no,this is too much.honey n sweetheart, me alone.all through that day at work, the words kept re-echoing in my ears n all in my head n mind was how to hit the jackpot.i too like woman then n I didn't like wasting opportunities,not this.little did I know that I was already writing my resignation letter when I've not even started the job.
I put in my best in the company just to impress madam.i even had to go overboard so she'ld keep noticing me n make things very easy,since in my warped mind,I believed she liked me already.Barely a month at work,I decided it was time because the compliment was becoming too much.when talking to the staff,she always ended by saying "i love you all",which i believed was for me n not for we all.once i made a mistake n she said "i wont punish you because i love you".i didn't go for lunch that day because i was over happy that she's finally let it out.i'm the type of guy that can approach any lady,no matter how highly placed.but this one?liver kept cutting me till the 3rd time,

oga finish d story d last part leading to the every

toydee:
So a compliment with dear has become a big deal..this reminds me of an experience with my Indian madam then who was always complimenting me with honey n sweetheart,I read a different meaning to it n committed a big blunder with her which I regretted..

omoh finish d story waiting u do ? We dey wait to hear the story finish..

Waiting u go gain after u fvck finish. No award u go get ..outside reproduction wiating u wan gain again from sex,,,,, to reproduce u dont even need that much time 7mins

Ejimagift:
Buhari should jail all PDP members and ban that evil party. We Nigerians only want APC in this country

u think am urself if Apc rule nigeria alone which kind system we dey operate?