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Emmyginger:
well research also shows dat chewing gum while cutting onions will stop d tears

hmmmm...

enoqueen:
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never played in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch & wake up on the bed.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards
to take it & give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands & legs instead of bathing
when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
― If you didn't use youur two legs to build houses with sand.
― If you didn't write your name on paper & insert into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
― If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when
the lights went off.
― If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be
whiter.
― If you never heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees
at nights.
― If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick & called it
your car!
― If you didn't mix garri and sugar in yoyr pocket & eat while
walking on the street.
― If you never did mama and papa play.
― If you didn't play bottle cover ball (canter ball).
― If you never bath inside bathroom and went out naked, with
your cloth in your hands.

Then we guess your Childhood wasn't Fun.

in addition, if you never made a gun out of a pawpaw stem

- if you never demonstrated how the master killed the boss in a just watched chinese film to your peers

- if you've never been caught to have played footballed after you thought you've washed your legs only to be by the soldout by the part of your leg that water didn't get to

- if you've never smoked a mat straw

- if you've never believed fish falls fron the sky

Not a fan of either candidate. Even if it's a lie, a declaration was made willingly. Why is GEJ making it look as if the world will come to an end if he makes any declaration? He should also lie of his assets if he's man enough...

Attention is allowed under the influence of alcohol but with all sanity intact, the mind plays the attention. So therefore, attention while grinding is abnormal.

Patience does alot of things. Since your intention is known to her, establish the trust and build on it. I bet you a couple of month will do the trick

She looks more like Denrele if not for her complexion

Using Matrix makes it more complicating

Here we go...

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