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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by mtto(m): 4:05pm On Jan 05, 2016
clementtt:

its advice but am not new in live betting and i stake minimum of $100 on single live betting i dont really care of loosing as far as i have 18 win to 2 loss daily all i care is 80% daily profit not 100% and by the way, who is dis alabi self?
you call me alabi because i advised you...ok


enjoy your professorship in punting undecided
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by mtto(m): 1:40pm On Jan 05, 2016
clementtt:

Boom Boom Won
keep staking everything...


even if na odd 1.01...never stake all your bankroll.....na the fastest route to villa be that
Religion / Re: Desmond Tutu's Daughter Weds Her Lesbian Partner & he Was there (Pics) by mtto(m): 7:29pm On Jan 04, 2016
contactmorak:
Reverend Mpho Tutu, daughter of South African social rights activist, retired Archbishop Desmond Tutu got married to her lesbian partner, Professor Marceline Furth in a private ceremony in the Netherlands on Wednesday December 30th, 2015. Mpho, a mother-of-two, is an ordained Episcopal priest. She was previously married to Joseph Burris, with whom she had her 2 children.



The Desmond & Leah Tutu Legacy Foundation confirmed that she married her partner in a small civil ceremony. This is both Tutu and Furth’s second marriage.


In a statement, the foundation says the couple will have a wedding ceremony in Cape Town in May this year. Furth is a professor in paediatric infectious diseases at the Vrije University in Amsterdam.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photos-archbishop-desmond-tutus.html
end time marriage
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Australia Government MSc Scholarship For Nigerians- 3rd Class Can Apply by mtto(m): 7:24pm On Jan 04, 2016
leo1234:


I think you should apply after you get the award. They may even assist you with the process.
I will advice you to contact them.
ok
tnx
Business / Re: Work needed by mtto(m): 7:21pm On Jan 04, 2016
olutex212:
Pls how can I receive goods from US through USP services while the sender asked me to provide my address...Pls I don't the address i'll provide, my home address or near post Office address....
and what are the contents of the address..Pls help me out...
why error full ur topic like this?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Australia Government MSc Scholarship For Nigerians- 3rd Class Can Apply by mtto(m): 8:19pm On Jan 03, 2016
leo1234:

Maybe you will get a reply if you are disqualified.
But why wait till now before applying?
hello sir...pls i received a message from Australia awards that my application is being processed...but i have a question..are we suppose to apply directly to our preferred schools or will Australia awards do that on our behalf.
i really anticipate your prompt reply

thanks
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Can Be Better Than This. by mtto(m): 9:36pm On Jan 02, 2016
Lieutgood:
9ja can be a better part of the world if we
1.Love one another and watch tribalism go on extinction
2.Learn to love,support and accept our leaders.
3.Resist negative influence.
4.Believe in ourselves and who we are.
5.Live by what we teach and preach.
6.Stand together in unity.
7.Referance our creator.
#belief
Religion / Re: There Are Plans To Assassinate Buhari – Mbaka by mtto(m): 10:12am On Jan 02, 2016
calddon:
Clergymen should face d gospel of the kingdom of God as directed by our lord Jesus and leave politics to the politicians....... Anybody who disputes this knows not his Bible.

everybody is a politician...


politics is not for only a few.


politics rules the world and clergy men will continue to interfere in politics because they live in this political world.
Romance / Re: When A Married Man You Know Is Caught In The Arms Of A Prostitute by mtto(m): 7:38pm On Jan 01, 2016
op u go be aproko ooo undecided

na ur business?
Romance / Re: There Is No Husband Material On Romance Section. by mtto(m): 7:24pm On Jan 01, 2016
emotions1:
husband material,yard,length,wrapper
who cares sef.....




#wedemboys

#shout out to my Orente
I am here to look for a wife cheesy grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Married Men Masturbate? by mtto(m): 7:18pm On Jan 01, 2016
jamex93:



So u r encouraging the act

These men are old men

I mean some one in his 50 there about

Wat do ppl gain from masturbation

I really want to know
isn't it better to jackoff than to be a pedophile?

if all d rapist in dis world choose to jack rather than rape those innocent girls, the world would have been a better place today
Romance / Re: Why Do Married Men Masturbate? by mtto(m): 6:52pm On Jan 01, 2016
jamex93:
The rate at which people involve in this masturbation immortality is quite alarming.

OK the story goes like this:

Like 2 to 3 years back I was walking down the road I just noticed this pure water P-Cup van it was mowing very slow and heading my direction
I was like this driver ''no dey see abi waiting dey worry am ''

When the van got closer I noticed that the driver was looking down with one hand controlling the van and the other one down wards.

So I stopped to know what was distracting his attention to my surprise when the van got closer I notice he was doing something down there I was like this can't be what am thinking so I went closer and I was surprised to see the whole junior out, the man was totally enjoying his thing I was confused and I just left the place


Same thing happened 3days ago I went to the market to get some stuffs so I stopped by a shop and I was like where the owner of this shop dey.

So I hear a voice from the inside of the shop asking me what I want to buy, so I try to find out 'who dey talk', so I saw someone whose cloth is up and he was trying to drag up his trousers he did not want to come out, he never wanted me to know what he was doing but I had to call him out and to my greatest surprise, this old man had a can of Vaseline in he's hand and her was dragging his trousers.

I was like waht ! This old man too?

Am just confused and I really want to know why people masturbate even the married ones.

Sorry for the long story.
lol@op...why e be say na u dey always see things


u know if d old man had just taken his bath and was using the vaseline to cream his body?

i'll stop using vaseline now before the op sees me and think otherwise undecided
Romance / Re: Why Do Married Men Masturbate? by mtto(m): 6:47pm On Jan 01, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin grin

konji no get reverse
Education / Re: Tehn Is Calling All School Leavers To Apply For 2015/16 TNRI Scholarship by mtto(m): 4:42pm On Jan 01, 2016
he don close ba!

ok

it's good
Politics / Re: Read President Buhari's Newyear Message To Nigerians by mtto(m): 9:12am On Jan 01, 2016
that's my presido!
Politics / Re: Fayose Benefited From Arms Cash:apc by mtto(m): 9:10am On Jan 01, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin

fayose=fawereyse!
Education / Re: 3 English Errors You Shouldn’t Be Making In 2016 by mtto(m): 9:08am On Jan 01, 2016
simple things
Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Shares Beautiful Photos Of His Son; Jamil by mtto(m): 9:06am On Jan 01, 2016
lovely..

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Education / Re: The Only English Sentence That When Read In Reverse Will Still Be The Same by mtto(m): 4:31pm On Dec 28, 2015
yinkuscious:
but u sha get it at last ?
sure baba!

abeg we need more of these stuffs

kudos

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Education / Re: The Only English Sentence That When Read In Reverse Will Still Be The Same by mtto(m): 2:28pm On Dec 28, 2015
Ourboss:
Waoh! May God bless our brain the more.
amen
Education / Re: The Only English Sentence That When Read In Reverse Will Still Be The Same by mtto(m): 2:21pm On Dec 28, 2015
ilevic:
abeg this thin nor make any sense reading it backwards. leme try "was it a car or a cat I saw" now backwards, "was I cat a or car a it saw". how come its giving same meaning? enlightenment pls
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kai, you're making me feel i'm smart for getting it within a minute

"was it a car or a cat I saw"


Now read from the back;

"was i tac a ro rac a tI saw"

hope u got it now?
Education / Re: The Only English Sentence That When Read In Reverse Will Still Be The Same by mtto(m): 2:18pm On Dec 28, 2015
yinkuscious:
This is interesting
#Some people won't get it
lol..it took me about a minute to figure out

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Being Addicted To Romance Forum Will Ruin Your Relationship by mtto(m): 12:58pm On Dec 26, 2015
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Romance / Re: When A Girl Is Dating A Guy Who Is Not Ready For Marriage by mtto(m): 12:57pm On Dec 26, 2015
iceberylin:

Who is fooling who grin
u wicked
Romance / Re: D Girl I Took Home Released Urine On My Bed While Making Love by mtto(m): 12:55pm On Dec 26, 2015
ENDTIMEISNEAR:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I Ran away from her after that day and refuse calling her. i dont like that kind of Squiting, it will always makes me to be washing my bed and bed sheet any time we make love.
lolz
Romance / Re: D Girl I Took Home Released Urine On My Bed While Making Love by mtto(m): 12:50pm On Dec 26, 2015
o boy!

that's squirting....


op...she over enjoyed yo.

grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Always Come To My House With Three Of Her Other Friends, Help!! by mtto(m): 12:47pm On Dec 26, 2015
HeavenlyBang:



Don't tell her to stop bringing her friends, she'll only get defensive. Let her bring her friends. When they come, ignore her and focus on one of the friends. Girls are naturally jealous, it's pretty easy to get your girlfriend's friend to like you (assuming you're not a fvck up negra and she hasn't been casting you to them). Anyway, don't be sexual in your advances towards her friend, just make her laugh and stuff like that, give her your full attention.
I promise you Bae won't talk to you for like three days. Ignore her. After a while, start calling her and stuff. Act as if you didn't know you did anything o. Just be normal. After everything blows over (5-6 days after the visit), tell bae to come over, she'll probably come alone this time.

When she comes over, it's your choice on whether to not be chill with her or not. You can either choose to not be sexual with her to get her more comfortable with being with you alone, or if you're confident in your knacking skills, jam am anyhow. She'll be coming alone from then on.


Edit: My first time on a Nairaland front page. Mama, do you see me now? Your son has finally made it. All your prayers in my life are bearing fruit. Mama, God go bless you.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddddddddddooooooooooooooo!!!!
you don tey for the game.


choi!!!

no wonder your name is heavenlybang

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Always Come To My House With Three Of Her Other Friends, Help!! by mtto(m): 12:44pm On Dec 26, 2015
oya see opportunity...u need to dey poki all of dem
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Huge/Muscular Guyz Have Smaller Di*ks? by mtto(m): 12:40pm On Dec 26, 2015
just an assumption

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