Am always happy when i hear about girls and abortion. Its always a good thing to know that a girl has had an abortion and it only goes to show how gullible and stupid she was. These days i try to date vunerable women who end up enjoying sex so much and in between they end up getting pregnant and missing their period. Those 2-3 weeks they have missed their periods is so hilarious when you see them scared and shaking and talking all kind of sh**t to see if the preganancy will go away and you end up coercing them to do the abortion unless their lives will be over as they know it.

They take 1 week or so weighing the pros and cons of it and the fear of humilation drives them to accept it and plead with me not to tell anybody, not knowing i am laughing inside and spilled the beans to some of my boys that that LovePeddler is about to "drop one very soon"

Getting an abortion doctor is so damn simple cos some of them were university buddies and will take chump change to do a d/c on them and i always make sure the doctor performs the painful one when he inserts a plier looking object deep into their va-gina and draws out the foetus. You can always hear the whincing and screaming and oozing of blood by the chic when am sitting outside close to the room that she is been perforated untop . . and at that moment i am laughing myself hoarse thinking how this same LovePeddler in the abortion room was doing shakara for me when i was toasting her and all her forming and stupid words. Now she is crying blood as they are about to remove possible her last chance to be a mother and most of the time, i would be fairly comfortable if the doctor tells me privately that her womb has been permanently damaged and when i hear stuffs like that, i know mission accomplished and after a week or so of trying to feel sympathetic with her for losing the child, i pick up a violent quarrel and break up with her to complete the cycle.

I can't count how many times i have gone through this process with women but i really do enjoy what i do and even though the chic ends up swearing for me as if i give a rats ass, i try and leak the story to my boys who end up spreading the word to other prospective boys to avoid her and thats when that shakara looking biatch ends up going to churc to become a full born again because her social life has been partally ruined while mine is just beginning!

Gosh i am glad i wasnt born a woman

This is a very wonderful video and i think all men should study it properly. Anything that promotes the utter brutality and bashing of women should be encouraged and i cannot thank this cleric enough for promoting such a video for people like me to learn, master and carry out these acts on fellow women . Am no moslem but if i can learn more of these kind of things towards women through islam, then i think no other religion has the balls to walk the walk and talk the talk like Islam and its truely a beautiful thing and i won't mind converting so as to have the opportunity to carry these things out to the book legally.

More of these kind of videos should be encouraged and am glad someone on Nairaland picked it out for people like me to benefit from. If anyone has a link on you tube on how to mutilate women, please be kind enough to share like the poster

michelin89:

Whether you dump one today and date another tomorrow, they are still Nigerians and you'll be going from one Nigerian to the other.

PS: being a serial dater isn't flatttering. You shouldn't be proud of it.

Why shouldnt i be proud of it? I learnt the hard way and i am following what i was taught by women so why is that something that shouldnt be flattering for me?

Before i used to feel so sad when i hear women been dumped or men doing evil things to women like beating them and i wondered why men could be so cruel and heartless but then after i was dealt a cruel poker hand by a chic, i learnt why most men treat women badly and why you should never feel sorry for her and why you should strive to commit more harm to women both physically and mentally and not look back or feel remorseful. I have heard people say that just because one girl broke my heart i shouldnt classify all women together to be like her.

Nonsense! She is from the womb of eve and must have learnt how to be heartless too from other women from birth. So when she teaches a previously calm person like me to evil, then you know that being humble and respectful to women is just a misnormer. Women to me are meant to be debased, humilated, seen as objects of sex and cooking and once in a while a punching bag to ease tension and when they are tired, they are free to walk out of the door because it wont be long before i get another one to f**ck, humilate, beat and dump.

Its a beautiful process and i dont want to ever change back to my old self! Like today i read about a man who beat his wife to pulp in Michigan and shot her after that because she was rude to him. While the whole world is castigating him, i respect such a man. He showed why he is a hard guy that doesnt take sh**t from no one more especially from chicks and this should make other chicks around him respect and fear him. Now thats what i call a true hero!

Top rated Post! Me too! I would rather remain single than marry an orobo skibo with fat elephant trunk thighs, breasts as big as wedding ballons, huge stomach as big as the good year blimp and a very fat michelin tyre head.

I remember this chic i was dating for a while back then and because she had this succulent yansh and boobs, i lied to her that i was a staunch redeemer and used to follow her to church but this biatch could f*ck like mad and when i was through humping that piece of meat, i just formed one quarrel with her and told her i didnt give a f*8ck about her church or religion. She was extremely livid and didnt know which one hurt her the most whether it was me using her, or sleeping with her anyhow, or dumping her or because i lied about my belief in god and her church.

Left to me, i didnt give a bloody rat arse how she felt. She was yesterday's daily times and the sweetest part was when she reported me to her fellowship church people and i enjoyed telling all of them to go shove their god up their anal cavity. Till tomorrow that girl hasnt gotten herself from the reports i have heard. I will probably send her a cheeky christmas card to infuriate her more

Your boyfriend is my hero. Acted like a true soldier. Why should he apologize? Its in our genes to continue cheating on you whether you like it or not, it must happen and that soldier just acted so damn right. He boldly told you he had another piece of ass that was probably better and sweeter than yours and he moved on without feeling any remorse. That is a real man and am honored to be writing and eulogizing this great warrior.

Men i hope your learning!

naija women under 35 are just problematic crack head idiots especially those ones on NL . . . end of story! and other black women around the world come a distant second

Thats the summary of this whole thread

Shebi i can excercise my right to vote for my own most outstandingly irritating and most horrid worst posters in the Romance Section?

Anyway in no particular order because they are all irritatingly horrid from every angle you look at them:

1. Fl gator

2. Sisi Kill

3. Busybody

4. Tpia

5. Amebo one

Micheline used to be very horrid but these days she is beginning to make sense, so i will strike out her name but the above 5 are all joint winners. Too irritaing for comfort in this Romance forum in 2009

What about the award for worst Poster(s) and most outstanding irritating posters?

why are you wasting time typing your dying of depression? why dont you wrap the next rope around your neck and hang yourself to make life esier for everyone, or would you like to be massacred by a chain saw because of love?

Stupid cunt, get over it and move on! Your ex probably got tired of your sh**t of depression and had to give you the warning signs that you were yesterdays puke. Dont worry he aint coming back to your sorry ass, so u better start thinking of better ways to die!

@poster

Because you were yesterday's vomit and not worthy of an iota of his future together so he had to drop you like a bag of potato by the curb, where your ass truely belongs. Hope when your done crying blood and sulking, you will realise that love is just an illusion and your a classic mascot for me to prove my point! While your still sulking, would you care to have a d*ck shoved in your mouth to while away time!

Anyway if you see him in future, say hi to him for me, cos' he is one of my heroes!

@poster

Stupid girl . . . . Do you think the guy is a mugu and doesnt have better things to do with money than to waste time calling cunts left right ad center? Why is it the boyfriend that should be calling? why cant you for once practice this so called stupid female independence and liberalism by doing the calling to know your independent But then again, what do you expect from broke ass retarded idiots wearing skirts?

you better go out and buy N100 Mtn to call him! Stingy bastard waiting for awoof!

Too many dense jobless d*ck loving hypocritical females in this romance section!

It should be more of a Female Anal sex Lovers Winners i the Romance section and i am sure Flgator and starstruck would be reigning champions

How can i pay money for a prostitute and sponsor a wedding after she has opened her smelly p*ssy for so many men and i will be the one that will now drool over that smelly thing and spend my life savings to help provide for her happiest day while the guys that f*cked her porous by making sperms ooze all over her mouth, p*ssy and in her ass would be laughing somewhere at me for spending lavishly at his LovePeddler?

Never!

I can only spend if she is a virgin. Imagine me saying for better for worse at the altar and thinking of all the deep anal sex Emeka, Kunle or Umaru was drilling into her . . . Iyama! And the biatch would be smiling and pretending as if she hasnt seen a naked skeleton in a biology lab before. I would rather keep knacking her continously and giving her false hope that i would marry her while she develops grey hair waiting for me and when she is tired and leaves, i would just pick another one and continue where i stopped. No point living in misery over these whores for better for worse and spending my hard earned money to marry them! Not in this life or the next!

What else do u expect from a Christian? Lie-ing thieving bastards hiding under the banner of religious doctrines and dogmas and on the other hand looting banks blind. I feel so sorry for those daft congregation members that pour out their pennies to the AREA Pastor and at the same time when the dense congregation member go to his bank for a loan, he gets kicked out or possibly get slapped by a wonderful high % interest!

Crazy Christians