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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: We Can No Longer Sell At N165/litre – IPMAN by myike2(m): 10:04am On Jun 21, 2022
They should just divide Nigeria and give everybody their share from the proceeds
Sports / Re: Ronaldo's Employee Crashes His £1.8million Bugatti Veyron by myike2(m): 9:43am On Jun 21, 2022
ikotunblog:


You think say Ronaldo na your typical Nigerian Rich man that would not take an excuse..

It will slide

It depends in the circumstance in which he crashed the vehicle. If it’s distracted driving or DUI, I can tell you for free that he’s completely finished. Celebrities avoid negative publicity like a plague.

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Politics / Re: Ahmad Lawan Contested Yobe North Primary - Adamu, APC National Chair by myike2(m): 9:30am On Jun 21, 2022
What APC cannot say does not exist. The so-called party chairman Adamu that unilaterally declared Lawan as the presidential consensus candidate before the other governors kicked against it, is the same Adamu that’s fighting Lawan’s war for him now. This same Adam has been saddled with several fraud charges, then his patron Bubu made him the party chairman to shield him and save his dying political career.

I’m sure if you look up the meaning of the word “WITCHCRAFT” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of the APC logo right beside the definition.

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Family / Re: My Girlfriend Wants Us To Wear Same Attire To Her Niece traditional marriage by myike2(m): 9:08am On Jun 21, 2022
“Your girlfriend’s niece.” All other things equal, it’s safe to say your girlfriend is no longer a young lady if her niece is already getting married.

My question for you: is it at this age that she wants to be playing love with asoebi?

My answer for you: run o!!! If you wear that asoebi, na una traditional wedding you don do so o.

I cum in peace.

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Crime / Re: Woman Found Dead, Man Unconscious Inside Office In Aba (Video) by myike2(m): 8:39am On Jun 21, 2022
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Sports / Re: Ronaldo's Employee Crashes His £1.8million Bugatti Veyron by myike2(m): 8:33am On Jun 21, 2022
If “completely finished” was a person, it’ll be this driver. This driver is completely finished!

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Crime / Re: Bus Driver Kills Colleague, Abandons Corpse At Lagos Park by myike2(m): 8:33am On Jun 21, 2022
Wahala be like bus driver

Religion / Re: Flood Destroys Property In Balogun, Lagos. Residents Go Into Prayers by myike2(m): 9:53pm On Jun 19, 2022
This is the primary problem of Nigeria; RELIGION! Instead of you mobilizing on how you can hold your ward councillor/local government chairman/governor accountable, you’re busy praying.
If only the developed nations got developed by prayers only…

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Romance / Re: I'm Addicted To Peeping At My Neigbhours unclothedness While They Are Bathing, Help! by myike2(m): 6:46am On May 27, 2022
ZenithBanking:
I have a big probem.

I'm always peeping on my neigbhours/friends unclothedness when ever they are taking their bath.

It all started six years ago during my ND in school, & up till now, i'm still living with it.

During my ND, there is no famale tenant that i didn't see her unclothedness to more than a million time, even when i went back for my HND, i did thesame thing.

I'm currently serving right now, and i'm still doing thesame thing here. I peep on my neigbhous and fellow corps member here.

I've been doing this for six years, and i've never being caught. Sometimes i ask God; why was i not being caught all those times in school, why didn't GOD want me to get caught.

I've tried every possible means to stop it, but all failed, even when i don't want to do it, my spirit will keep pushing me & if i don't do it at that time, i won't rest.

It seems i can't live without it.

I know someday i will be caught and embarrassed and get my pictures uploaded online for this crime.

I'm afraid, i need help.

Send me a private message
Travel / Re: Passengers Angrily Protest Flight Delay At Abuja Airport (Photos, Video) by myike2(m): 10:03am On Apr 14, 2022
Misstittee:
Flight delays not only happen in Nigeria it happens everywhere.

Dullard like you, normalizing something bad!
Politics / Re: PDP Zoning: We're Not Pursuing Northern Agenda - Saraki, Tambuwal, Mohammed by myike2(m): 11:46pm On Apr 13, 2022
Na so

Politics / Re: 2023: I Will Tackle Insecurity As President - Amaechi by myike2(m): 11:42pm On Apr 13, 2022

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Insecurity: I Won’t Resign, Saboteurs After My Govt – Buhari To Elders by myike2(m): 11:40pm On Apr 13, 2022
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Crime / Re: Why Did The Prisoner Choose The Bread Instead Of the Key by myike2(m): 7:40pm On Apr 13, 2022
He’s not in the prison. The bread and the key are in the prison, he’s outside so he’s got no need for the key.

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Sent Back To Driving School For Driving Above Speed Limit In UK by myike2(m): 6:54am On Apr 13, 2022
This guy just be chasing clout. They didn’t send him back to driving school. He got a demerit on his license, and if you wanna get the demerit out, you could take a defensive driving course. That’s what he’s doing, but made it seem like the UK government sent him back to driving school for driving at 6mph above the limit. Mtcheww!
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Help Ukraine by myike2(m): 8:52am On Mar 21, 2022
yyba:
why helping a country that is winning 100%
Don’t take it seriously, it’s just for laughs
Nairaland / General / Please Help Ukraine by myike2(m): 7:39pm On Mar 18, 2022
Ukraine is in need of your help guys cheesy

Business / Re: Fire Near Relief Market, Onitsha, Market And Other Buildings At Risk by myike2(m): 10:38am On Jan 28, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:

It's your side that is a joke. If fire is used to know the level of seriousness of a country then those countries with fires covering 40 times the whole size of Anambra and lasting weeks https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_fires_of_the_21st_century yet your inferiority complex place above Nigeria are what?

Most of you just have negative mindset and despite not lived in other countries still feel the grass is greener over there.

My brother, the grass is greener here. In fact, it’s greenest!
Business / Re: Fire Near Relief Market, Onitsha, Market And Other Buildings At Risk by myike2(m): 10:37am On Jan 28, 2022
michlins:
I understand you're not joking. My point is we have used humor to carry our cross as Nigeria people. Without our strong will and sense of humor,we can't survive Nigeria

Oh, I get what you mean now. You’re very correct.
Business / Re: Fire Near Relief Market, Onitsha, Market And Other Buildings At Risk by myike2(m): 10:34am On Jan 28, 2022
michlins:
this country is a joke. This isn't something to joke about especially with the weather conditions currently. But look at how terrible we have become that we joke about everything

…and it’s funny to think you think this is a joke. When you hear someone say snake swallowed millions of Naira, ain’t you initially gonna think the person who said it was joking? That’s what Nigeria is anyways, a joke!
Business / Re: Fire Near Relief Market, Onitsha, Market And Other Buildings At Risk by myike2(m): 10:24am On Jan 28, 2022
michlins:
Where's the fire service people

They have gone to look for money to go and buy fuel that would enable them drive to the place where they can go and fetch the water to extinguish the fire with

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Business / Re: Fire Near Relief Market, Onitsha, Market And Other Buildings At Risk by myike2(m): 10:22am On Jan 28, 2022
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Romance / Re: What A Guy Did To Me At Iwo Road Ibadan, A Bitter Experience. by myike2(m): 10:21am On Jan 28, 2022
maxwelltony:
Good morning Nairalanders

There is this particular guy that I met on Facebook about two month ago in Facebook, we have been talking and he calls me almost everytime, he has tried to invite me to his house in osun state on different occasions but due to security issue I had to decline his invitation..

We planned to meet on Wednesday and he told me he was coming from osun state, so I told him to drop at Mr Biggs in Iwo Road Ibadan..

I stay at challenge so I had to #200 cab from there down to Iwo road, I was having about #1300 with me before leaving the house, I was already waiting for him for about 40minute before he showed up, he told me his car has fault and that he had to call his mechanic to fix the car for him, we sat down and talked.

During our discussion, he told me to please give him 1k to get something to drink, that he had forgotten his wallet in the car and his phone is off to make a transfer, I gave him and he ordered for soft drinks and meat pie..

Along the line, he told me he needed to make a call and requested for my phone so that he can direct the mechanic bringing down his car, I heard him calling and was directing the man down to Iwo road, all of a sudden he just went outside and before I could know it this guy has dissapeared with my phone and was just looking at him from afar..

I couldn't shout as I was just looking like a fool because I don't know what's happening, I waited for about 1hr thinking he has gone to pick the mechanic, I tried calling my number but was switched off, he has gone with my phone and I don't know his number off hand.
I had use the #100 left with me to buy recharge card and was left with nothing..
It was a bitter experience for me as I had to trek all the way from Iwo road to Olorunsogo, When I couldn't continue with trekking I had to approach a lady to please help me out
with #100 after explaining my situation to her and she gave me #500 and wished me well.

I thank God it was not more than this, he only went away with my phone, what if he had used me for ritual?

Please ladies be careful about the kind of guy you hang out with, always take your time to know the person you are moving out with..

I had learnt my lesson, and have handed him over to God .

What’s the cost of the phone?
Travel / Re: Are Distpatch Riders The Next Menace On Lagos Roads? by myike2(m): 10:11am On Jan 28, 2022
BeardedmeatR:
Myike2, this guy is same person as ! shocked

Why was this hard to tell? grin

Wawu cheesy One bottle of Hennessy for you

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Travel / Re: Are Distpatch Riders The Next Menace On Lagos Roads? by myike2(m): 9:34am On Jan 28, 2022
BeardedmeatR:
Belial06 can't do this right now because he's one leg up in other news

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Travel / Re: Are Distpatch Riders The Next Menace On Lagos Roads? by myike2(m): 9:28am On Jan 28, 2022
Belial06:


Oga I no dey go that place, I no hear better thing about that man walahi.

Me I no like am for that man.


Hehehehe you really cracked me up man. Na correct guy you be

Travel / Re: Are Distpatch Riders The Next Menace On Lagos Roads? by myike2(m): 9:25am On Jan 28, 2022
Belial06:


Oga any delivery today? grin

Yes o bros. Please I need you to help me deliver some live vultures to [b][/b] grin

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Travel / Re: Are Distpatch Riders The Next Menace On Lagos Roads? by myike2(m): 9:22am On Jan 28, 2022
Belial06:
[s][/s]
.tsk tsk

You have my sympathies. Frustration isn't an easy thing to cope with.

Have you eaten today? smiley

So says the person at the orthopaedic hospital with one leg suspended cheesy
Travel / Re: Are Distpatch Riders The Next Menace On Lagos Roads? by myike2(m): 9:15am On Jan 28, 2022
Belial06:
[s][/s]

Start with the councillor who embezzles.money on your street, or your state governor who steals money meant for good roads then your senator who siphons all funds for your constituency projects then focus on the federal and demand accountability.

The problem with you Nigerians is majority of you are frustrated and this bring him down syndrome affects you all.

You will rather attack your fellow struggling citizens riding dispatch than man up and.face your oppressors in government.

Shame

Again, you’ve spoken like some whose head is filled with air, rather than with a brain. So, because the politicians don’t live up to expectation, then that means dispatch riders can ride their bikes recklessly? If that’s the case, then robbers should be allow to rob in peace; kidnappers should be allowed to kidnap in peace.
Again, I’m not against the hustle of the dispatch riders. I’m only saying they should hustle responsibly.
And sorry to burst your bubble, I’m not a Nigerian wink
Travel / Re: Are Distpatch Riders The Next Menace On Lagos Roads? by myike2(m): 8:59am On Jan 28, 2022
Belial06:
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Never bring a man down if you can't help him up. These guys are trying to survive in a country that offers them nothing . Where the leaders are a group of greedy corrupt criminals .

You took away okada riding from then now they are surviving as dispatch riders , yet you are complaining again?

What works in Nigeria really? Show me one politician from your president who disobeys court orders to any local government councillor that obeys the laws!

Yes they are rough on the roads but caution anyone whenever you can while remembering,that person is a father , a husband, a brother trying to feed his family instead of engaging in crime like you government who sit and steal with their pens.

If you’re a father, husband or brother trying to feed a family, shouldn’t that make you more responsible on the road, knowing that you have people to go back home to take care of?

I respect a reckless dispatch rider anytime any day over any governmental official. Because he is earning an honest living while the government just steal !!

Live and let live! Don't give a dog a bad name just to justify your planned murder of the same dog




Ogbeni you are talking in the nonsense! So because the country is hard, you wanna scratch other people’s vehicles and inflict more hardship on others? You people wee just open your mouth waaaaa without thinking. Nobody is saying they shouldn’t hustle, but hustle responsibly! Do you know the number of innocent persons these dispatch riders have knocked down and killed, and do you know the naira’s worth of customer’s goods that have been damaged in the process?

”I respect a reckless dispatch rider anytime any day over any governmental official. Because he is earning an honest living while the government just steal !!”
Can you imagine what an adult is saying? I strongly suspect you’re one of those reckless riders. Common sense truly is not so common these days

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Travel / Re: Are Distpatch Riders The Next Menace On Lagos Roads? by myike2(m): 8:48am On Jan 28, 2022
Before nko? Didn’t you know that dispatch riders are ex okada riders? They only changed the name from okada riders to dispatch riders, just as they changed the names from SARS to SWAT

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Postpones Housewarming As Lady Copied His Aso-Ebi Style For The Event by myike2(m): 8:41am On Jan 28, 2022
Maybe shim was seeing shis period.
I’d really like to know what on shis international passport. Is it male, female, shim?

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