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Crime / Re: Which Guys Wants To Be Raped by mystics(m): 5:40pm On Aug 29, 2009
You neva hear, ok wen dem babes give u Mouth Gig, tom tom go still sidon at that point, your body and your mind go dey work different ways. Better stil, i heard that a gang of armed robbers attacked a female hostel. after robbing, the felt lyk having sex with the girls, the selected one of them and the leader had sex with her in the watching of the others, by the time they were done, all the other ladies did not need to be pushed too hard, they were already Hot. Imagine the girls, chain you come dey do themselves make u dey watch, your tom tom go still sidon?
Crime / Which Guys Wants To Be Raped by mystics(m): 6:46pm On Aug 28, 2009
some guys wished they were raped, sometyms i imagine what it would look lyk
Music/Radio / Re: Kennis Music-is This The End? by mystics(m): 5:10pm On Jul 25, 2009
There is a clear message in this and anyone who wants to understand will. Truth is "I get am before no be money" Kennis of today is not the Kennis we use to know, their contribution to the music industry is not an issue to be disputed, they deserve that commendation. What we should understand is that they did not understand "seasons and times." Not signing ruggedman was a flaw and we must accept. If they did, maybe their monopoly will still be here which i am seriously thanking God its gone. Ruggedman proved to so many newcomers that you can do it outside of Kennis and that was when the downhill kennis journey started.
Politics / Re: Adeboye Wins Living Legend Polls by mystics(m): 12:14am On Jun 19, 2009
i no wan read all the post by the bad belle people wey think say man of God suppose be poor man, make them rich pass am, As far as i know, Adeboye deserve am, the margin was great and this shows that God is in the business of uplifting his people. God said in his word that if ye be willing and obedient, thou shall eat the good of the land. Let the mockers keep mocking, God is still working, let the talkers be talking, God is still WALKING in the favour of his children, if you dont believe GO TO HELL AND BURN TO ASHES. Congratulations to PAPA ADEBOYE O JARE.
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 4:48pm On May 17, 2009
@banom answer the question, if you a christian, where is your church, who is your pastor or priest, be Bold say it? People like you never experience miracles, you live in the ordinary and if you dont repent, you will never experience it. You dont have the faith to push your car from 1 meter without fuel, where will the faith come to move for 300 miles? You can never recieve what you have not seen. I bet if Jesus existed in your time, you would have said the same thing when it was said he walked on water, when he fed 5000, when he raised Lazarus, calmed the storm and chased out demons. Do you see yourself so different from those who were too FAR to SEE, the pharasee's or the too SAD to SEE, sadduces's when they said Jesus drove out demons by Belzebub, the prince of demons? You are no different. Do you believe Jesus rose from the dead, Do you believe he is alive? These things are outside the ordinary, God owes you no explanation why he kept the car moving for miles without fuel. I ask again, do you believe in miracles, have you experience any? Dont allow yourself to be used by the devil cos you end place will be like a dirty rag flung to the fire after cleaning the dirts of life.
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 7:46pm On May 16, 2009
banom:

Just to help fellow Nigerian christians see realities, like is said before, you have to be vast ,wise, smart and even be a bit of a criminal for you to see through these con men, in other words, i am sprerading the gospel in my own way.



Banom, ur not a christian, u are not. Listen, if u have any christian blood in u, you would know better, tell us somethings else. U words show ur not a christian
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 5:56pm On May 12, 2009
By their fruits you shall know them. If you knw christ like you claim, you wont come here and spit all those nonsense because of what u feel.
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 1:34am On May 12, 2009
it is not about hmmmmmmmmmmm, its about accepting God's forgiveness, The bible says in Genesis that the way of life and death is layed before you, choose. If you dont repent and stop talking against men of God, your end will be worst dan that of sodom and gomorah because you have had the prophets here and u did not believe them rather you dispised and insulted them.
Religion / Re: Join Now!,size Doesnt Matter In Satanism by mystics(m): 7:16pm On May 11, 2009
Ogaga Ogaga Ogaga, People, Ogaga is inviting you to hell, a very devoted servant of the devil indeed, but you see Jesus told me of people like you so i NO BUY.

and people, b4 you check into hell u might want to read thru this short story of mine

there was this VERY bad guy who died trying to save a soul, he was brought befor the judgment seat of God and God seeing in what circumstance he had died, God was willing to grant him 2 weeks in heaven to have a feel before going for his enternal punishment in hell. This guy was obviously pleased, he went in and saw a host of angels singing holy holy holy is the lamb, quite boring he thot but better than hell. He was checked into a white appartment and he had all he wanted. However, 2 days later, he was on a walk around the golden city when he saw in a distance, people partying with all the bling bling, fast cars, babes, expensives wines and he asked Peter, "where is that?". "That is hell son" Peter replied. This guy went back to his white bedroom worried, the was thinking, "Hell is not bad after all, its obviously better than here. Next day, this man went to Peter and said he wanted to check out and go to hell, "son, this is not a wise decision" Peter persuaded. Yet he was bent on going so, off he was left. He got to hell, on the door was a big letter H in gold, H for hell. He knocked again and again, he wanted to get a feel of those babes, Hot he had seen them. Suddenly, the door flung open, a hand dragged him inside and from all angles, he got beaten, he was shouting, " where are all the babes, the cars, the bling bling chains, the wines, where is the groove taking place, this is not wanted i saw" As the were beating him they were replying him, laughing at him for falling to the plan, he heard the devil screem, "you idiot, that was the advert"

So guys, before you go to hell, look well cos that may just be the advert. Ogaga, How much did the devil pay you to carry his gospel. Am sorry you have choosen this part.
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 6:49pm On May 11, 2009
anonimi:

apparently you know someone in this world who has lived forever without dying at all.
do you mind sharing their names with us who are not as knowledgeable as yourself?
thanks in advance.

shallow minded imp, when i mean death, i mean spiritual death, in the lake of hell that has been prepared for the devil and his fellowers like you. I urge you to accept the salvation of God and come to repentance, when you do that, then your former self as at now, tired to the devil as a slave will be sent free and you will have God's assurance of an everlasting life in heaven. We dont earn that life, God has given it to all who will recieve, i urge you recieve my friend, it sad to see that your headed for the hell. it hurts, but i cant free you, God has done what he said he will do, do your quickly, you dont own you life remember?
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 3:55pm On May 11, 2009
@good people, many times have i called your attention to this fact, cant you see what this sons of the devil who are not children of God are dragging u into, wasting you precious time. Banom obviously has no God, he is not a devil himself and unless he repent he is dead, he does not know anything about God, he will not display his stupidity, we are christians and we dont fight Jihad. HE IS EVIL. dont post here anymore, let him and his cohorts keep THEIR THREAD BURNING with the DEVILS FIRE.
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun Why Did You Remove My Thread From Front Page ? by mystics(m): 1:25am On May 11, 2009
@abu, check out and see for yourself, even if banom had an genuiness in him which is strongly doubt, he has the wrongest means of going about them. have u seen a post that he commended the work or a man of God? is this to say that there is not one true man of God in Nigeria that he can point to as an example, i tell you, banom is no christian, he is been used by the devil, christians and everyone that believes in God should beware of him and his followers, even you, i have read your post and u need to seek God's forgiveness, when you hurt a messenger, you have hurt the sender hence you will incure his wrath, to avoid that REPENT.
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 1:07am On May 11, 2009
huxley:

Adeboye and his ilk form part of the problem of Nigeria (and Africa and the world) and NOT the solution. This man promotes supernaturalism and superstition and there is NOT a single benefit to supernaturalism whatsoever. Just look at some of the most backward parts of the world, chances are good that they are strongly attached to their local superstitions or some other adopted superstitions. Countries that are abandoning these superstition are those that are making progress.

@poster, countries like, name them and let me tell you their secrets, you are not a christian, you are just a little devil that the big devil, is using, Jesus asked us to be careful of people like you. Have you studied a bible and come up with a real issue for discussion here, all you do is post percieved faults concerning men of God and Ministries, your end is near be warned

@Banom, i thot you were digging more questions for God, question God you little narrow minded thing and see if your breath is not required from thee, you are warned, many have gone this part and their stories were nothing but sorrowful, repent oh banom, repent or you are forever doomed.
Nairaland / General / Re: Seun Why Did You Remove My Thread From Front Page ? by mystics(m): 12:56am On May 11, 2009
Thank you plenty Seun, Banom infact needs to be banned, i have to just taken time to look at all the threads he started, almost all are against men of God or against an ill in the body of Christ, Banom is exuding evil and i asked christians to be aware of that. banom is no way a believer, he is not a christian and the devil is using him and unfortunately, nominal christians who should strive to know God better are joining forces with him. I have always made it clear, the end for such as banom is clear if they dont repent.
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 7:52pm On May 10, 2009
I dont know why true children of God have decided to join issues with children of the flesh, we are not on the same level
Banom has just shown us he is a God hater and we all know where their end is if the dont come to repentance.

Nigeria is a religious country blessed with Men after the heart of God and God is using them to do mighty works which is a prove of his mandate but my friend, Nigeria is not deviod of people like you, dat may just be the reason why we are so backward.

And a poster said something about the north being difficult to penetrate, Lie, am a notherner and i bet you, WE HAVE GOOD CHRISTIANS HERE.

BANOM REPENT, ALL YOU GOD HATERS, REPENT, ALL YOU SUNDAY SEAT WARMERS WHO GO TO CHURCH BUT HAVE REFUSED TO HAVE A FEEL OF THE HOLY SPIRIT OF GOD, REPENT, dats the message and it will never change, i will always tell you dat.
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 10:59pm On May 09, 2009
@banom, This is the word of God to you, "My ways are not your ways, neither are my thought your thought, for your righteousness is but a filty rag in my sight. when i send a man, i back him up with mighty works. And yes, I am God, i change not, i am the God that asked the children of Israel to borrow from the egptians even though i never planned on thier return to egypt, And Banom, know that i am the God that killeth and i will not hesitate to kill you if you so allow the devil to use you. Again, Have i appointed you judge over my servant, if i need a judge, i will not tell you. I am the God that told my servant Bill Winston to start a Christian bank so that offerings and tithe i have blessed will not be put in a commercial bank and used to fund things i do not approve, and banom. Millions of people around the world i have blessed through my servant, its not for you to decide.
-on being a confusionist, its because of your shallow mortal mind that u speak against the lord of glory, hence my anger is kiddled against thee
- on obstructing people, have i not said that in the last days the mountain of the lords house shall be established on the hill and all nations shall flow into it, Banom, what do u expect when all nations flow to where i have choosen to put my name?
- on exploiting people, how many are crying he has exploited them, at least he has not exploited you moreover, the money of a thief i need not
- On giving Nigerians fake and dubious men, I have given Nigerians the men after my own heart, who serve me in love and i bless in love. You heart lies to you that the kind of religion i cherish is poverty, look at Solomon, Abraham, David, Job, my servants who had the best in the land, why not my servant Adeboye
- on evil men converging on Sunday’s, Cos I am the God of a second chance, I sent my son to die for sinners, he opened the door to my house so they can ALL come in and be SAVED. Evil men like you still have hope, accept my son Jesus and you will be saved, beware, hell is real
On Nigerians prayin/evil leader, Have u not heard that my timing is not your timing; I will make all things beautiful in my time. I have a special plan for Nigeria and at my time, it shall come to fulfillment. And have you not heard when I called Nebuchadnezzar, my servant, I can use anybody to achieve my goal, if I can use him, paul and lot of imperfect humans, I can also use you, repent
-on following me to get to me, cos any eye that see me shall die, I send you my prophets, believe them and you will be saved, disregard them this way and you perish
-on using my name to swindle people, and have the swindle u? since my creation of man, man has chosen to speak evil against those thing that I have hidden from him. I am God and my ways are not your ways, my thot not your thot. You cant understand dis way, accept my son and be saved.


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Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 6:03pm On May 09, 2009
cicero:

I don’t care about bawoma or bawomi and his animosity towards a man who is greater and will remain greater than him and all his ancestors from Adam put together. My grouse is with the folks (sure it must be RCCG folks) who were pushed into defending Adeboye’s jet because I see this post as a result of that incident. I think no one should defend this man and his jet, he doesn’t need your defence from the noise of desperate Nigerians who are either criminals or a strain on the mismanaged economic resources of the country, I am sure Nigeria can do better without such people. Pastor Adeboye has brought much hope and help to many people all over the world and FYI of whoever cares to know, millions of people are waiting to hear this man say only a word and in order for them to keep living
if you are a RCCG member and you feel the man is living large on your money, then leave the church and move on, there are many churches that can accommodate you and your desire to be pastored by men who equate holiness with poverty
Who deserves a jet or to be wealthy? The Nigerian politician (I don’t need to profile them here cos u all know) or the Nigerian business men? Ex military men? Militants? Armed robbers? Ex head of states and governors (our great symbols of failure and pervertion) or a man who has power with God and with men, if God is the wealthiest of all?
Like I said above many people are living today because they heard a word from this man’s mouth and held onto it. Many that were appointed to death are alife today because of his ministry and commitment, many business and talents are flourishing because he spoke over them.
Before now the church was derided as the easiest and logical escape for the worldly poor and church members are despised as ‘churchrats’ but now that light from the Word of God has come and the church is commanding wealth and recognition morons like obamawo or whatever his name is, are becoming jealous and having the audacity to write such trash about a man of God with proofs? And you think you will get away with it on the basis of ignorance? If the law of mortal man does not excuse you on the basis of ignorance how much more the law of God.

I am not RCCG member and though as a Christian I see a lot of ‘Men of God’ that are questionable but I refrain from assaulting them as God exists whom they profess and He will adequately take care of the real and fake. There are many who have built enclaves in Nigeria where they literally control some Nigerians, keep them from associating with those outside they fold and restrict they movement in the name of being some prophet, we ignore them and of course they are feared. But men like Adeboye whose works are open for all to see are maligned by people like obamawo who are a great nuisance to Nigeria or whichever nation poverty and cowardice have driven them to.
You are not afraid to judge a man who is more honorable, responsible, relevant and disciplined than your miserable, irrelevant life.

ADEBOYE AND MEN LIKE HIM WILL CONTINUE TO RISE HIHGER AND HIGHER BECAUSE THE WIND BENEATH THEIR WINGS IS STRONGER THAN ANYTHING THAT IS SEEN. IF YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH THAT, LOOK UP THE MEANING OF SUICIDE IN THE DICTIONARY. FYI THE DAY I HEAR OR SEE THE ADEBOYES OF NIGERIA PACKING AND LEAVING THE COUNTRY, BE SURE I AM MOVING MYSELF AND MY FAMILY OUT, I STRONGLY THEY ARE THE REASON WE STILL HAVE ‘NIGERIA’
God bless you, even though am not a redeemer, i have been blessed by this anointed servant of G, who should use jet then, this man has got enagment all over the world and he needs it, if the pastors will not own jets, the church members will not own jet who then should won the my bible say, the wealth of the Gentiiles are been layed up for the righteous, let the hater and the mokcer keep mocking, my God is still wrking, God is Great and he is in the business of making h his children great and one thing i know for sure is the devil is very angry and not happy about this, he has deployed many to try to work against this but praise be to God who has overcomed the devil. Am a chirstian who believes that i should extend my helping hand to the poor and needy but mark my words, I WILL OWN A JETS if my assigment warrants that. Adeboye's does and we understand, let those who dont understand go to hell.
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 5:52pm On May 09, 2009
@banom, This is the word of God to you, who made your judge over my servant Adeboye, i have called him and have sent him as a prophet to nations and through him, many will recieve the gift of salvation that the death of my son Jesus brought freely to mankind. Have you forgotten that the same measure in which you judge, though shall be judge? Have you forgotten that i said touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm, have you forgotten that man looks at the outward appearance but i God look at the heart, have you forgotten that all things are hidden to man but i reveal to whom i choose, dont you know that only I God alone know the secret parts of the mind of man? Now hear oh Banom, For you have aired, for in those same things which you judge and passd verdict om my servant you have fallen several times, yet in my infinite mercies, i kept you and given you a chance to repent. Now repent for i have a convenant with my servant Pastor E.A Adeboye, that whoever curses him i will curse and who ever blesses him i will bless. Know this, all Men have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. If I God needed a judge over men, no i wont tell you. Be careful to speak cos those same words which you spake will be used against thee. REPENT! REPENT!! REPENT!!!
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 5:38pm On May 09, 2009
banom:

I hate fools who think they are smart, what makes someone smart is not realy what you say and how you say it, it is the impact you made with it, to do it well, always play a sucker to catch a sucker,

you came here using lowly and religious tune to confuse the idea of the thread, get it right, i am not a God hater, i only hate people exploiting others in the name of God.
Choose your words carefully, am not saying ur a God hater but i guess the bible was talking of people like you when it talked of those who are not for us. the other side says they are against us. If you were in the time of Jesus, i guess u will belong to the class of the Far a SeeS (those who are too far to see) and the SAD A SEES ( Those who are too sad to see). The idea of the thread you started is simple, you have allowed yourself to be used by the devil and he will on the completion of his mission, fling you off, a filty rag as you would be then.
Religion / Re: The Seven Atrocities Of Pastor E.A .Adeboye. by mystics(m): 4:46pm On May 09, 2009
Every true believer ought not to defend God remember Uzziah, he tried to support God but instead God killed him. God does not need me to tell Banom and his crew of haters that he called Adeboye as his servant.
Most of what we use to judge is rumours, who can produce a reciept of the jet he bought with his name on it. I dont want to start defending him, truth is, i know next to nothing concerning those things, and if Banom and his crew dont believe God can make an automobile to keep moving for as long as he wanted it to without fuel thereby not believing in Miracles, May God make them never to experience one. What u dont believe can not work for you.

To those who are the true saints of God and will not raise thier voice against a man who says he is called of God and lots of us though not being members of the church he presides over are witnessess to the fact that God has used him to bless us, let us not in anyway respond to this trend, let the haters go on.

Jesus told us to expect these things, if our Lord could be abused, beaten and nailed to a cross who are we. he said the world will perscute us, this is just it. Sooner or later, it will be me or some other true child of God, cos God is in the business of uplifting his people. For now, Am contending for the faith that works
Romance / Re: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by mystics(m): 11:49pm On May 07, 2009
@Tope why are u singing?
Romance / Re: Skinny, Hourglass, Curvy Or Phat Ladies! Which Do Nigerians Prefer? (with Pics) by mystics(m): 11:46pm On May 07, 2009
interesting, which has a deeper and tighter em em, ?
Family / Re: What Method Was Used To Wake You From Sleep? by mystics(m): 3:17pm On Apr 28, 2009
cold water splash or a cane, this was in the boarding house sha, i remember waking with a blow even when i knew it was my seniors, but would pretend that it was a panicky or defense.
Education / Re: 16-year-old girl Miss Edem Ekpoawan Irene Tops Jamb Score, 310 by mystics(m): 3:24pm On Apr 16, 2009
now am really glad about the prision stuff, thats really inspring, people who go to prision can actually come out better people.
Romance / Re: Is A Man Worth Marrying If He Is Too Shy Even To Propose? by mystics(m): 3:04pm On Mar 21, 2009
what is your defination of shyness? The guy may just be marking time and waitin for wen the babe will not say No. Like me, some guys dont like the No answer, and sincerely, i dont know if i can propose to a woman twice, even if your destined to be my wife and your playing the normal women games, u might loose me. truth is, i have to carefully think through my actions before i take them and a no might break me. My thinking time might be shy for some peeps but obviously not to me cos some guys can propose to hundreds such that a no now looks to them as goodmorining.

Not withstanding, they are guys who are truly shy to propose, taken, they are also babes who are shy to say yes, newaz.
Politics / Re: Protest In London Today Over Obasanjo's Lecture by mystics(m): 6:08am On Mar 20, 2009
Some human beings choose simply to use thier brains in the wrong direction, Am so so pissed by people like ireport, thank God you are ireport, ur report is strickly for your digest. am pretty sure you dont live in naija, for those who live in niaja yet choose to think with their kini rather than their heads, ur on ur own strickly. One thing is clear, BABA no try and person wey shit for church, na im hand im go use pack am. We should learn from them in the UK, if a few nigerians living in the UK can express themselves in such a brilliant and commendable way, then we need to wake up at home where we are over 140 million. What we should have done was to remove him after the first 2 years, not through the legistative arm because they were his boi boi, Obasanjo could fire a senator or rep without his contituency recalling him. Imagine this, a small fraction lets say 10 million niaja peeps representing 140 million march to Aso rock stay there till the president leaves through the back door, we install a new person, come back home and wait to repeat same action if the new guys messes up, i bet you naija will so be better.
For now kudos to the UK GUYS, u keep reping Naija
Family / Re: How Do I Stop My Sister From Lesbianism by mystics(m): 4:30pm On Mar 13, 2009
she needs Jesus, simple.

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