Jerjens:

@ poster , i think u r an id i o t.
to prove my pt pls ans who pays the maids salary

No mind am,
Guilty conscience self made him accept his fate!
Imagine, d housemaid pass for madam front, greet madam g'mornin and just bone oga?

Otomokpo or whatever ur name is,
U dey craze?
Una no know una mate again?

Aloy+Emeka:

Little wonder why Bk.Babe prefers to do his own on farmlands. The dude is very smart and he may be afraid of Igbo people pushing him inside the river.


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@ the pix
I'm eating naa

A real American role model?
Goodluck to her, she'll need it!

jennykadry:

Them don ban na2day?

no comment

davidylan:

i didnt know what a centrifuge was either. I think i saw an atomic spectrophotometer once and that was because some American college sent us a broken one for us to fix. No surprises there.

Chai, davidylan u too study biochem?

Dont blame the poor professor o!
Its d way of the country.
A friend that i met outside the country told me, when he was an undergrad in a very well known university in 9ja,
studying biochemistry,
they were never taught how to use a centrifuge, they were only shown one that was old and rickety!
Now imagine his confusion when he came across one during his graduate practicals.

Ol boy better deliver yourself from the bondage of your wife!  
Why am i not surprised at the reply of some of our women folks?
It really shows the level of your insecurity and backward thinking!
will not talking to the housemaid stops him from playing away match
whenever he feels like it?  
What the wife had done was to indirectly accuse the man of sleeping wit the maid!  

@sisi kill
GBam!

Shock:

this bit is confusing.

he was dead and he was found in a kneeling position? how is tht possible?

Maybe he was asking God for forgiveness!

The girl dey craze o, her husband dey try shaa!

Saw this comment from the source "May be he always paddle canoe to the other side of the river to smoke indian hemp"

The story of late Mr. Semiu Opeyemi from Osun State, is not only agonising but mysterious. Opeyemi had worked very hard to become a Business Administration graduate from The Polytechnic, Ibadan, Oyo State.

Determined to make it in life and to put in practice the knowledge he acquired as a Business Administration graduate, he took up a job as a manager with Waterview Hotel, Ojuoro Phase 1, Ajaguro Ikorodu in Lagos State.

It was learnt that the 29-year-old Opeyemi, a bachelor, worked assiduously as the hotel’s manager to the extent that many people assumed that he was the proprietor.

PUNCH METRO learnt that he displayed sound service delivery, accountability and business acumen, and those attributes endeared him to both the customers and the hotel owner, Mr. Eweolaru Adejare.

But last Wednesday, Opeyemi drowned in a river near the hotel in a mysterious circumstances.

The deceased was said to have formed the habit of paddling a canoe across the other side of a nearby river to defecate. On the fateful day, he was said to have cleared some grasses around the hotel to ensure its cleanliness and later boarded a canoe to defecate as usual.

However, after a while, the canoe was seen floating without Opeyemi, raising curiosity and fear among other canoe operators. The canoe operators were said to have raised the alarm and people began to search for Opeyemi.

After many unsuccessful efforts to locate his body, some Ijaw divers from nearby areas were invited to be part of the search party.

It was learnt that many hours after the combined team of divers could still not found Opeyemi, the Ijaw divers later asked for some bottles of local gin and some alligator pepper, with which they appeased the river.

After chanting some incantations, Opeyemi‘s corpse was said to have been found at a spot where he knelt down in the river.

It was learnt that the divers were stunned by the position they met Opeyemi and this attracted more incantations and sacrifices before his corpse was retrieved from the river under police guidance.

The hotel owner, Adejare said, ”People, who were here, when he was working testified that he paddled one of the canoes to defecate. After some time, some other canoe operators came and asked people in the area where

Opeyemi was. Those people said they did not see anybody there. They called his mobile phone. It rang repeatedly here; obviously he left it at the hotel.

“After some hours, a search party was conducted and they later discovered that he was drowned in the river. They made statement to the nearest police station and the police came for investigation. That was what happened.”

Opeyemi‘s friend, Mr. David Odusanya, said his late friend had formed the habit of paddling a canoe to the other side of the river to defecate.

Odusanya said, “Opeyemi had formed the habit of going there to defecate. Many people that saw him taught he could swim, but surprisingly, they found an empty canoe. We have many toilets here. The manager (Opeyemi) had his own toilet but he was also free to use any of the toilets. He was my close friend.

“It is only God that knows when one will die. He has other relatives. They came here and supervised the burial. He died on Wednesday and was buried on Thursday. When somebody dies in a river, he would be buried by the river side. This is the tradition of the Yoruba.”

The Baale of Ajaguro Ikorodu, Chief Sikiru Okikia-Ade, advised people to avoid risks and be cautious.

Okikia-Ade said, “Even though someone casts a spell on you, you have to be careful. Going to the river to defecate is not good. I urge the youth not to take such risk. This should serve as a deterrent to others.

“I do not know anything about him kneeling on the river bed, but I know that anybody that dies in the river would be buried beside the river and ritual must be performed to avoid a recurrence. If ritual is not done and the dead person is buried beside the river, such a thing will recur. That is Yoruba’s belief and it has been happening. The ritual is to prevent a recurrence

“They came to me as the Baale that they wanted to perform the ritual. As the custodian of our tradition, I told them that if they did not do it, I would not allow them to bury him. I also told them to get enabling documents for his burial”

The Deputy Police Public Relations Officer, Lagos State Command, Mr. Samuel Jinadu, said the command was aware of the incident, adding that investigations into Opeyemi’s death had begun.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20101117372251

3kay945:

can nigeria stand any chance if she is to settle this on a battle field

Of course not!
Those guyz are fanatics and love matyrdom.
We shouldnt be talking about physical war.
Our best bet is put the heat on them by calling the attention of the world.

egift:


One day a lunatic government will use it on us. Make they just allow the weapon make im dey go. Nigeria already has a enough problem.

   
what kind of line of thought is this?
Have u seen Nigerian army armoury?
U believe we don't have weapons to match these?  

LagosShia:

an iranian official,Amir Al-Mousawi, speaking on aljazeera arabic,denied that the weapons were destined for Nigeria.he said the containers were on transit to another west african country.he said iran is not obliged by UN security council resolutions banning the country from exporting weapons.he also says that iran supplies not less than 50 countries with light arms like the ones confiscated in Lagos.he said there are members in the Nigerian givernment who want good relations with Iran and another faction that works against relations with Iran.he further stated that Iran is not intimidated by the UN security council.

The official is a stupid fool, just like his boss!
grandstanding! they've bitten more than they can chew this time around!

Yes we should!
Rigged to detonate on arrival!

lets leave her alone, she's to be pitied, was wondering how her end will be?
An overambitious, serpentine opportunist! when Adedibu was complaining about, u all were shouting in her favour,
now the smoke had been blown away to reveal the caricature!
Imagine her temerity saying NAIJA shouldnt be used!
   

OYEGE TRAILER
The real AGBEGILODO (Truck used to ferry logs from the river)
Chai, i tire for this country o

Just youthful exuberance, youthful exuberance!

Not Again!

At last! we are recovering our long lost spine

Ol boy, i admire your self restraint o!
If na me, someone's head would have chewed bottle o! 
Forget them and thank God you didn't marry her!
Chai! women

@na2day!:


[size=13pt]Reuters quoted diplomatic and security sources on Monday as saying that the suspects were senior members of Iran’s elite Revolutionary Guards.[/size]

QUDS FORCE!

Now, this is what we're talking about!
Next : Death to Iran and Ahmadinajad rally!
Wondering how it feels to receive the sh.i.t you've been dishing out!

The first direct sign of the brewing diplomatic row between Nigeria and Iran occured on Monday as the Nigerian Football Federation postponed its friendly football match against Iran.



Although the NFF Acting Secretary -General, Mr. Musa Amadu, told the Associated Press that the “non-availability of our key players,” was responsible for the development, a source in the NFF Glass House headquarters told THE PUNCH that it had “to do with the seized arms and ammunition at the Apapa port in Lagos.”

“We cannot go ahead with the match in view of the misunderstanding between our country and Iran over the weapons that were seized by intelligence agencies in Lagos port. We have to show understanding by postponing the match,” the source added.

They, however, did not say when the match would now be played. When pressed further on why the federation took the decision, the NFF chief replied, “You are free to speculate.”

The postponement of the match comes days after Nigeria said it would take action against Iran if its investigation showed it violated international law.

The arms and ammunition concealed in 13 containers were shipped from Iran to Nigeria. Two Iranians believed to be the importers are reported to be hiding in the Iranian Embassy in Abuja.

Reuters quoted diplomatic and security sources on Monday as saying that the suspects were senior members of Iran’s elite Revolutionary Guards.

But as indications emerged in New York, United States that the United Nations Security Council might investigate Iran’s alleged involvement in weapons sales, the Iranian Minister of Foreign Affairs, Manouchehr Mottaki, said the oil- rich country’s Ambassador to Nigeria, Hussein Abdullah, had been recalled.

Mottaki, at a press conference in Tehran, said a new envoy whose name he did not give, had been posted to Nigeria.

He also did not state the reason for Abdullah’s recall but said that the ‘misunderstandings’ between Iran and Nigeria had been solved.

“I think the misunderstandings have been settled in this field,” Mottaki said, adding that they were created by ‘enemies’ to damage Iran-Nigeria ties.

In late October, Abdullahi had said there was no clear evidence linking Iran to the weapons shipment.

The Iranian news agency, IRNA, also quoted the minister as saying on Monday that the two Iranians implicated in the importation of the arms and ammunition had given necessary information to Nigerian investigators.

Mottaki said, “The Iranian national working for the private company involved in the issue has provided Nigerian officials with necessary explanations and I believe the existing misunderstandings about the issue were now removed.”

The minister also explained that his trip to Nigeria on Friday was ‘a short working visit’ made in line with his four-nation tour of West Africa.

He also confirmed that he discussed the issue of the seized weapons with his Nigerian counterpart, Mr. Odein Ajumogobia (SAN), whom he said would soon visit Tehran.

The minister, however, insisted the consignment was actually bound for an unnamed West African country.

“The seized cargo belonged to a private company and it was for sale legitimately to a West African country,” he added , without naming the country.

Although there had been reports that the weapons were heading to The Gambia, the State Security Service claimed that they were ordered by some politicians to destabilise Nigeria if they failed in the 2011 general elections.

When contacted on Mottaki’s claim that the misunderstanding between the two countries had been resolved, the spokesman of the Nigerian Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Mr. Ozo Nwobu, said investigations into the matter had not been concluded.

He said, “To the best of my knowledge, there is nothing different from what our minister ( Mr. Odein Ajumogobia ) said at the weekend. The matter is still being investigated.

“If at the end of our investigations we find that international law has been breached by any foreign country, Nigeria will take appropriate steps.”

A United States-based Nigerian news agency, Empowered Newswire, reported on Monday that the Security Council had set up an eight-member expert committee to find out if Iran had breached its resolution on the sale of arms.

The committee headed by Ms. Salomé Zourabichvili of France has a Nigerian, Maj.-Gen. Ishola Williams, as a member.

Empowered Newswire said although the panel would examine all the issues on the arms embargo on Iran, the shipment to Nigeria might have compelled its establishment.

The agency added that the US had also indicated interest in assisting Nigeria to investigate the matter.

“If these reports are true, these are potential violations of Security Council resolutions; we will obviously encourage and assist Nigeria in any way that we can with its investigation,” the State Department spokesman, P.J. Crowley. said.

Ajumogobia had said on Friday that he would report Iran to the Security Council if it found any evidence that the shipment broke UN sanctions imposed over its refusal to halt sensitive nuclear activities.

He is expected to address the Security Council on Tuesday (today) on Sudan and might also be meeting with other diplomats on the Iranian shipment issue.

http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201011163383190

steeze:

Is his name Merle or Dixon? Anyways your doing great. Just keep feeding me wit updates. Can't access youtube with my mobile but i'm enjoying d write up. I'll watch it when i can.

His full name is Merle Dixon, so the name can be used interchangeably!
Glad someone is enjoying this!
thought i was alone!

Hi, Mukina,
i was trying to update the post "Android, anyone?" when my Posting Priveleges was Taken Away!
I wasn't doing anything illegal, just trying to update the list of the new android apps!
Help me look into this, please.
Thanks.