izito:
I nor dey buy condom for ma area ooo...
na casting based on hu I b.......holy nd good boy rep.....


me jus kuku enter bike go anoda area far away go buy am like boss.......


if u like my style jus hit d like button....

that one na stress naa

urbanemind:
i ve been in this position b4,
i just bought plenty vitamin C, and moved ahead to another chemist ..

lol,seriously

nddydamzi:
I remember once I went with my friend to get condom only for us to meet elderly people there,so my friend bought the condoms only for the people at the shop to be looking at us weird, my friend who was a hot head noticed and said"madam no dey look me I no be ur pikin,I wan go fu*k"I was so embarrassed I felt like dying

that your friend though

dingbang:
I just prefer getting to know the chemist wella den give him a call to package d condom for me in waterproof so as I dey enter the shop, he go handover the thing give me without any words and me go give am him money

lol ,good one

dingbang:
Thunder don fire am be that .. If na me I no go open my door

QueenSuccubus:
I dunno why men felt like buying a condom is a crime sha ?

U buy it coz obviously u wanna drill some nunu... We ladies buy condoms too... I juz dont buy a condom, i read the label, i compare and i choose the best one..the one that will makes me comfortable

you even have time to read labels

it's good to have a seller that knows you and you don't need to talk na only swapping things

dingbang:
well the chemist don't care. But to buy condom in the midst of people in a chemist shop..

All eyes will just be on you...hahahhahaha

that's why you will always have alternative ,imagine meeting your fathers friend ,guy you go change commodity at once

dingbang:
I should adopt your style.. But what if someone just hates you... He goes in to puncture the condom through the pack with a needle and hands it over to you..


I think its better to buy than borrow

I get one neighbor na only borrow he sabi,he go knock for your door in the midnight asking if you have a spare condom

whocares1:
I've never bought a condom. I'm always borrowing

dingbang:
Lol... I just went in there like a boss....


Condom how much?

Ok give me.




But now... Chei... E get some kyne people wey u no wan make dem know say u dey fuckkk... I rather just tell a friend to help me buy

lol my guy,first time is not always easy oo,someone must surely know say you wan fvck

Those days it has to do with a lot of thinking and contemplating to walk majestically into a pharmacy or any place where condom is being sold to buy condom ,especially when you walk in and see alot of crowd in there oboy that one na another task .

I remembered asking my friend to take me to buy condom because I was so shy and he should behave as if he's the one buying it and he agreed and i didn't know he has secret plans,
as we just reach there he ask the seller abeg help my friend he want condom he wan fu*ck ,na so all the eyes fall on me,if only ground can open and swallow me

lefulefu:

did u not see the female relay crew in the last olympics in brazil?
there were fine gehls in naija"s olympic crew.

haven't seen it

agbonkamen:
Beautiful ones don't have strength.

but if na marathon sex them go have strength abi

lefulefu:

beautiful ones are now in sports.

yet to find one,they are manlike.

Mostly you find most African athletics very ugly whiles you will find pretty athletes from foreign countries.where is it written that the ugly ones are only good for sports in Africa.

please all these our wanna be slay queens should just go and join sports.

Na for nairaland you go bleep her

Nomfanelo99:


men cheat the most though

hahaha

Nomfanelo99:


what?

hahaha,women do too

Nomfanelo99:
men no doubt

Rest in peace bro.


the same way we lost freeman

God protect

This people sef

No ,you for feed the whole Nigeria

The man just need some space to faint

IamKashyBaby:


Maybe u can tell them that ur boss is in a coma so they wont disturb him

lolz coma

Apart from using this statement"REST IN PEACE"for the dead ones,how best can we use it in other instances so that it will not look like we are paying tribute to the dead ones.so my question is..
is it only when one die that they rest in peace statement can be use ?can't someone have a peaceful rest after after some busy day?

so I can not even tell someone that my boss is resting in peace,that he doesn't want to see anyone.

Safia,I know you are just joking here,you are just trying to catch fun.

and most of all you have never been in true love before.

your female friends can not visit you and your husband will be in the kitchen.they will never respect him.

Hmmmm

Is your name Augustine Thompson Marshall?if yes just pick the first letters of the three names and arrive at your answer.

that your ex girlfriend is a fvckshit aka ashawo aka olosho.

As an ipob member would you say yes to kanu visit to lagos and kaduna?The Biggest Debate right now in Nigeria is Nnamdi Kanu's proposed visits to Lagos and Kaduna.

What's Your Take? This is Your Opportunity to send a message to Kanu

Do You Support Kanu to Visit Lagos and Kaduna?

Yes or No

hisgrace090:
Hmmm! Abia state is blessed with good citizens and cursed with bad leaders.

very true my dear

ebukahandsome:
I swear i didnt come here to Check tribes ,
But all i see is that the cattle rearers are topping the list from the bottom

The latest WAEC ranking of the 36 states is as below:

Abia - 1st
Anambra - 2nd
Edo - 3rd
Rivers - 4th
Imo - 5th
Lagos - 6th
Bayelsa - 7th
Delta - 8th
Enugu -9th
Ebonyi - 10th
Ekiti - 11th
Kaduna - 12th
Ondo - 13th
Abuja - 14th
Kogi - 15th
Benue - 16th
Akwa Ibom - 17th
Kwara - 18th
Ogun - 19th
Cross River - 20th
Taraba - 21st
Plateau - 22nd
Nassarawa -23rd
Kano - 24th
Borno - 25th
Oyo - 26th
Niger - 27th
Adamawa -28th
Osun -29th
Sokoto - 30th
Bauchi - 31st
Kebbi - 32nd
Katsina - 33rd
Gombe - 34th
Jigawa 35th
Zamfara - 36th
Yobe - 37th

▪Culled from Punch Newspapers

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