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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Stephens Arrt Draws Anthony Joshua: A Nairalander's Photorealistic Drawing by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:39pm On Dec 20, 2019
I just have to say the truth, your ability and creativity is unimpeachable, thumbs up, keep it up, sooner than later God will touchlight you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lady In Wheelchair Holds "I Stand 4 Trump“ Placard, Gets This Response by naijaschoolguru(m): 11:16am On Dec 20, 2019
YourArewaSister:
This response is outrightly mean!
Na too dey read meaning to everything, una I too know too much. You carry life for head like Gala
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lady In Wheelchair Holds "I Stand 4 Trump“ Placard, Gets This Response by naijaschoolguru(m): 11:14am On Dec 20, 2019
Then say make you STAND UP grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Alex Badeh: One Year After His Death by naijaschoolguru(m): 6:57pm On Dec 18, 2019
ednut1:
must be enjoying hell now
grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Slay Queen Gives Life To Christ, Burns Her Make-Ups, Wigs & Trousers (Photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:09pm On Dec 17, 2019
Audio born again grin grin grin
Wetin imam no go see for mosque
Religion / Re: Slay Queen Gives Life To Christ, Burns Her Make-Ups, Wigs & Trousers (Photos) by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:08pm On Dec 17, 2019
Audio born again grin grin grin
Wetin imam no see for mosque
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Shows Respect To Alaafin At Ajimobi's 70th Dinner Party by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:45am On Dec 17, 2019
Before nko, make e stand straight greet baba ni?
Koni se iru emo, OMO YORUBA LEMI SWAGGER grin
Romance / Re: Man Who Placed "Magun" On His Wife Catches Her Glued To Another Man by naijaschoolguru(m): 9:41am On Dec 17, 2019
Roon9:


That will be like adding salt to injury.
Walai grin grin
Romance / Re: Man Who Placed "Magun" On His Wife Catches Her Glued To Another Man by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:48am On Dec 17, 2019
Roon9:
People caught in magun are always doing style grin
Won ma somasalt grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Man Who Placed "Magun" On His Wife Catches Her Glued To Another Man by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:45am On Dec 17, 2019
emkz:
Please those who are in tune with tradition, can you shed some light on the dynamics of magun?

For example, what force glues them together because that man's penis must have shrinked in the chaos, so he cannot be technically inside her. There was an article that talked about magnetic resonance imaging during sexual intercourse here https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC28302/

My question is whether the holding force is electrical, magnetic or nuclear. Whatever it is, understanding the dynamics of magun would help us address the question of magnetic levitation, African style, which can help us to drive rail, prevent accidents and hold aircraft in the air before crashing.
Scientific explanation

The magun phenomenon is apparently not unique to Nigeria. There have been cases in other countries such as Kenya and in Zimbabwe, the phenomenon is called Runyoka.

There have been some scientific explanations that try to explain this phenomenon. The first is Penis Captivus, a rare occurrence in heterosexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, or due to an engorged penis, making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.

Another is Vaginismus which occurs when a woman has sexual intercourse with guilt. This might cause the physiology of the woman to be altered so the vagina tightens around the penis in a series of spasms.

Whichever the case, there is still some mystery surrounding magun, because how else can you explain the need for the husband to cancel the charm?
Romance / Re: Man Who Placed "Magun" On His Wife Catches Her Glued To Another Man by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:44am On Dec 17, 2019
emkz:
Please those who are in tune with tradition, can you shed some light on the dynamics of magun?
Scientific explanation

The magun phenomenon is apparently not unique to Nigeria. There have been cases in other countries such as Kenya and in Zimbabwe, the phenomenon is called Runyoka.

There have been some scientific explanations that try to explain this phenomenon. The first is Penis Captivus, a rare occurrence in heterosexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, or due to an engorged penis, making it impossible for the penis to withdraw from the vagina.

Another is Vaginismus which occurs when a woman has sexual intercourse with guilt. This might cause the physiology of the woman to be altered so the vagina tightens around the penis in a series of spasms.

Whichever the case, there is still some mystery surrounding magun, because how else can you explain the need for the husband to cancel the charm?
Education / Re: Kebbi, Lagos, Jigawa Top List Of States With Unqualified Teachers by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:42am On Dec 17, 2019
Ahhh Lagos of all State inclusive, that means Lagos is overrated. Anyway, I'm a Mathematics Teacher, if you can pay, no problem. I'm at your service.

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Phones / Re: Which Phone With Quality Camera Can I Get With #36,000? by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:39am On Dec 17, 2019
deltateam:


Does it have fast charging tech? What's the ram size?
Very fast charging tech, 2gb ram. I'm talking about the Lite oo
Family / Re: Find A Way, Not An Excuse! by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:52pm On Dec 16, 2019
Sukkyy2010:
It well bro nice write up but accumen to this is just that perseverance and consistence is long far away to Nigeria youth majority now pursuing quick money accessive scheme that's not for real and bloggers of this time also contribute to this with there deceitful fascinating write up.
Nasobros, Audiomoney grin grin grin
Family / Re: Find A Way, Not An Excuse! by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:35pm On Dec 16, 2019
Yes ooo, your mouth is a creation weapon, is not a tool of distributing excuses. The first sign of a loser is an excuse. I don talk my own

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Education / Re: Sex-for-marks: University Of Abuja Sacks Dean by naijaschoolguru(m): 8:15pm On Dec 16, 2019
That thing dey rampant for that uni eh, that school dey somehow
Romance / Re: Pastor Disrupts His Member’s Marriage Proposal by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:23am On Dec 16, 2019
masseratti:
how did you know she is his daughter?

Alaye, are you a kid? Don't you read the post before commenting. Abi e ru awon omo Keke wo lowa ni NL gan na?
Health / Re: Francis Faduyile: Nigeria Has Only 42,000 Doctors by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:02am On Dec 16, 2019
Angelfrost:


Just read the topic, and stop derailing... You think this is funny.

No serious nation takes such situation lying low. To lose great scholars, physicians, and technocrats will be the final undoing of any developing nation... You should be worried, not pretending or making light of the situation.

The situation is actually worse than what NMA put up there... There is a serious catastrophe looming.
God bless you, most Nigerians behave as if they have low IQ. They don't think straight and that's why we're retrogressing. Tell them oo, maybe then go hear.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (1 - 1) - Live by naijaschoolguru(m): 4:37pm On Dec 15, 2019
Goallllll
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (1 - 1) - Live by naijaschoolguru(m): 4:07pm On Dec 15, 2019
eyebee01:
Dt man u is losing against d so called smaller teams is not rocket science. Dey sit back more against top teams nd hit on d counter but dey try to show muscle against smaller teams by trying to take d game to dem and guess d result, dey get bleeped from back. grin
Conclusion : dey are actually an average team... Lol
Na u sabi, trouble maker
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (1 - 1) - Live by naijaschoolguru(m): 3:37pm On Dec 15, 2019
Goal, Man Uuuu

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (1 - 1) - Live by naijaschoolguru(m): 3:37pm On Dec 15, 2019
Afiahomes:

presentier grin grin
You welcome sir
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (1 - 1) - Live by naijaschoolguru(m): 3:35pm On Dec 15, 2019
Man U dey play like cow, remove lindelof nau
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (1 - 1) - Live by naijaschoolguru(m): 3:19pm On Dec 15, 2019
lomprico:


present sir
You are mouthed sir, GGMU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (1 - 1) - Live by naijaschoolguru(m): 3:17pm On Dec 15, 2019
Kyase:

As my name no dey there na fake list be this
Baba no vex sir, I hail, ur name go dey now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (1 - 1) - Live by naijaschoolguru(m): 3:07pm On Dec 15, 2019
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd November 2019 by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:29pm On Nov 23, 2019
Una go complain taya grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd November 2019 by naijaschoolguru(m): 7:24pm On Nov 23, 2019
Chelsea sabi fu...ck up sha.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd November 2019 by naijaschoolguru(m): 6:55pm On Nov 23, 2019
Up Chelsea.... 1:3
Correct score.
GGMU, Quote me after this match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd November 2019 by naijaschoolguru(m): 6:50pm On Nov 23, 2019
Up Chelsea.......
GGMU
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd November 2019 by naijaschoolguru(m): 6:29pm On Nov 23, 2019
And d game is about to start, we die here today
GGMU

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