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Family / Re: My Wife Lied About Her Age, What Should I Do? by naijathings(m): 4:22am On Aug 21, 2015
[size=14pt]How can people be so Wicked, Callous, Manipulative, Scheming, Selfish, inconsiderate, Heartless and Dishonest to someone who they claim to Love?[/size]

I can't understand why a man who just found out that he has been scammed will still be seeking public opinion as to whether he should deal with the scammer or not... especially when the scammer is right there living with the man.

what do you do When u go to get something you really can not do without, you take it home and see that you have been given a FAKE? You return it, get another one by using more care & wisdom, or keep taking the FAKE for repair and hoping for a *miracle * ?


[size=14pt]You say she is nice, wife-material, caring, blablabla.... what else did you expect her to be? can you now see that maybe this is why she has been ACTING like an Angel to you? I bet she is even more NICER & ANGELIC to you now that she doesn't want you to leave her.

With such a fatal, ruthless, and life-changing lie that only came out because there was no way she could lie to the doctor, who knows what other lies are in this Pandora's box which her inability to bear babies has opened? did she fake it when she said I DO? maybe she has been faking the orgasms too.

Trust is like a mirror, you will never see things properly again with that mirror if it gets broken; no matter how hard u try to glue the pieces together.

@ Dannyabu , truth is bitter. Now are you going to take the bitter medicine and you draw the curtains on this stage play which has lasted for 4 years of your life? She got what she wanted without thinking about what YOU wanted. But if you are still satisfied by her well played and orchestrated LOVE, then please keep her in your life and enjoy the stage play while the actress keeps acting. You will be in the front seat watching the stage play ALONE till you get bored and sad and live on with the deciet.... or a very very BIG MIGHTY BIG miracle happens to bring you children to enjoy the play with you.[/size]

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Crime / Re: Cops Nab Nigerian For Possessing RM120,000 Worth Of Drugs by naijathings(m): 11:52am On Aug 17, 2015
In Tupac's voice..

Why you sell weed, cos I had to. Now am heading for the muthafurking pen (penitentiary)
Celebrities / Re: See What A Yoruba Movie Director Did To Someone’s Traditional Wedding Photo by naijathings(m): 9:09am On Aug 14, 2015
hahahaha
all these low budget crap
and tomorrow you see them walking up to receive awards for such rubbish movies

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Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Style A Haircut? by naijathings(m): 8:43am On Aug 09, 2015
na wa oh. this religion thingy go make Nigerians go mad one day. whuch kain questions be dis?
is it a sin to wear red pant? is it a sin to wear thick gold? is it a sin to use body spray? is it a sin to finger my wife? is it a sin to wear high heels? is it a sin to live my life?
abegi... .
Family / Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by naijathings(m): 12:48pm On Aug 08, 2015
Freegift75:



― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on. the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for. the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u do

Thumbs up to you OP , @Freegift75
[size=16pt]this actually brought tears to my eyes. cry cry
I did everything on this list plus my own list.
I stole the baby milk alot.
I ate chalk alot.
I nearly burnt the kitchen first time I rolled paper and tried to smoke it.
I even stole my mama one kobo coins and spent it like a superstar in school then come back home to get the beating.
I used paper to make sunglasses and put yellow or red sweet wrappers to make the lenses.
I played POLICE AND THIEF, BojuBoju, Rubber, with the boys, Played chinco, TENTEN, suwe with the girls.
I wrote my name on paper and put it in my pen, and i did the same for your pen too to make it mine.... LOL.
I suck my ink so that it can come back to being brand new, then the ink would break up in the pen.
If I eat mango, I see that bug in the seed if not e nova finish.
I had a serious crush on my teacher back then, aunty Joy and another one i will not name because her son is my padi and he fit kill me.. LOL..
I made boats with paper with my friends and put them in the gutter when the rain stopped falling.
I cant forget when I successfully made a kite that successfully flew.
I used paper to make big wrist watches back then, now am spending over 40K on a single watch.
I used to attach long rope to two match boxes and talk so the next person can hear me... Today, I am a communications engineer.
this life.
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Please let the children come out and play so they can have memories to chesrish not just playstation and XBOX and END OF YEAR PARTIES.
Politics / Re: Breaking: Boko Haram Members Denounce Membership Of Sect by naijathings(m): 2:27am On Aug 08, 2015
. who cooked this fake story ? no maggi no salt. embarassed embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Photos Of Her Friends; Calls Them 'fresh Fish' by naijathings(m): 5:40pm On Aug 06, 2015
fresh fish. some other fresh fishes were stolen and have not been found since last year. cry
Technology Market / Re: MTN 1gb Now N350, 10gb = N2900 - WhatsApp: 08092002503 by naijathings(m): 3:52pm On Aug 06, 2015
TAVOX:
Same price
what do you mean by SAME PRICE ?
i called you yesterday to buy etisalat one gigabyte which you put here for about 1k but you change the story to say that it is 1500.
Crime / Re: Welder Beats Wife To Death For Alleged Adultery (Photo) by naijathings(m): 7:30pm On Aug 05, 2015
Abeg.... na so we de dey? no more news of honeymoon and weddings. na so so marital anger and chaos. God plz save my sisters from monsters.
Celebrities / Re: Daughter Of NNPC Boss, Nkem Delivers Baby Boy (Photo) by naijathings(m): 1:27pm On Aug 05, 2015
How does this news affect the economy of Nigeria or the well being of Nigerians?? would this news be all in my face right now if she was the daughter of a school teacher or doctor or carpenter or chef? now this became prime time news courtesy of arss kissers who will still come back 4 years later to say NNPC was looted again.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Recruitment At Portland Paints & Products Nigeria Plc by naijathings(m): 10:29am On Aug 05, 2015
good one OP.

i wonder what this has to do with anything political.............. some people no just get sense angry
Religion / Re: Islamic Cleric Arrested Over 3-day Marathon Sex Deliverance From 'mammy Water' by naijathings(m): 11:48am On Aug 04, 2015
the man is a crazy evil Ba-stard
the woman is a dunce.
i hope she borrowed the money from someone who will be so angry with this story.

hahahhahaha

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Health / Re: Ebola Vaccine Works, Offering 100% Protection In African Trial by naijathings(m): 9:39am On Aug 03, 2015
thank God.
I heard there is now vaccine for malaria too. very good.
But the thing is that somehow, another DEADLY disease always manages to find its way into earth to disturb humans and cause fear and death.
Food / Re: Beans Recipes Needed. by naijathings(m): 9:49pm On Jul 30, 2015
aydelicious:

Okay.
I will teach you Three ways you can use to cook Your beans and the recipe
the first recipe of the beans,is call plain beans
the recipe follow
=>1 derica of beans
=>1 cube of Maggi
=>3 level of teaspoons of salt
=>1 medium of onions
=>185cl of water
= > 2 teaspoons of groundnut oil
the cooking arrangement
first things you will Do you will remove the shaft from the beans
Now place your pot on a cooking gas,add your water of 185cl in to the pot,cover it to boil
when is boiling now add your beans to it and slice the medium onion to it,cover it to cook about 25 minutes
after 25 minutes open it and add 2 teaspoons of groundnut oil and one cube of Maggi and 3 level of teaspoons of salt cover it to cook till soft the
the beans is ready to serve.

thanks for your recipe but i have to ask, did you mean to say PALM OIL or you really meant GROUNDNUT OIL ?
Food / Re: Beans Recipes Needed. by naijathings(m): 11:24am On Jul 30, 2015
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Food / Beans Recipes Needed. by naijathings(m): 8:04am On Jul 30, 2015
Hello all,
i really want to know how to cook beans in more than 3 ways and I know we have great cooks & chefs in this section that can do justice to cooking beans. so here i am to learn. I searched the food section for a thread dedicated to beans but couldn't find any.

Please feel free to give more than one method. give step by step guide and try to use common names when naming your ingredients so people who learn from this can easily get the ingredients by their names.

Thank you.

cc AmakaOne, Ishilove

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Celebrities / Re: Lilian Bach & Shan George In New Selfie Photo by naijathings(m): 3:35pm On Jul 29, 2015
SOMEONE PLS GIVE SHAN GEORGE A SHOT OF BOTOX

OR........

MADONNA COME TELL HER WHERE YOU GET THE LATEST BOTOX FROM SO SHAN GEORGE CAN FIRM UP HER FACE.

I LIKE HER AND I DONT WANT HER TO GET OLDER THAN THIS.

CC MARIAHCAREY AND MADONNA.
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are Looking For Your Bedsheet, ( Hilarious Photo) by naijathings(m): 3:52pm On Jul 25, 2015
Flashh:
Waste of material. sad

na you talk so.
back then if you were not on these, then no pussie for you cos you would be considered a jew man
but these days you try this....... then no pussie for you sir cos even the babes wey been dey love this style back den don dey wear leggins.
Family / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Husband Spends Most Of His Time Glued To His Phone? by naijathings(m): 5:06pm On Jul 23, 2015
ibolomo:

do you know if Julius and his wife were actually sexting each other?
Google this question bro.
Religion / Re: British Agency Clears WINNERS CHAPEL Of N3.4bn Allegation by naijathings(m): 5:01pm On Jul 23, 2015
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Bros.... The hand wey hold your remote control strong well well.

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Religion / Re: British Agency Clears WINNERS CHAPEL Of N3.4bn Allegation by naijathings(m): 4:58pm On Jul 23, 2015
God has the final clearance to do. Na wah o.
Family / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Husband Spends Most Of His Time Glued To His Phone? by naijathings(m): 3:33pm On Jul 23, 2015
I sat down at Arik air waiting for my plane . Julius Agwu and his wife sat close to me and they didn't speak to each other for almost an hour we were there. They just kept tappin at their phones. What a life.

Your friend needs realize that her husband now has a second wife. A second wife that doesn't cook, clean, wash, furk or cry for her husband. All the second wife does is to eat credit, supply her husband with lots of virtual happiness, and be pampered.

She better take affirmative action and tell her husband to let the second wife work in the house or he choose between two of them. She needs to do this with all the seriousness in her blood as an African woman who wouldn't share her husband with anybody.

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Crime / Re: Gospel musician defrauds Pensioner Of N40m (Photo) by naijathings(m): 10:43am On Jul 22, 2015
[size=14pt]How much is 40 million naira?
How far can it carry you in this little world ?
What is peace of mind ?
How much is it worth ?
@CharlesPhc is right, both sides of a coin matter.
It is hard to do good these days
You hardly see a good deed that goes unpunished these days.
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Crime / Re: Hoodlums Stop Church Service, Unleash Mayhem On Idi-oro by naijathings(m): 4:51pm On Jul 21, 2015
and it never ends
Romance / Re: 10 Alarming Signs You Are Dating Another Woman’s Boo by naijathings(m): 4:16pm On Jul 21, 2015
all these qualities in one person? is it even possible ?

na wah oh.

how do people come up with these things they write?

10 ways to avoid losing your virginity,
10 ways to know your babe has body odor,
10 ways to know if your boyfriend is a yahooboy,
7 ways to know if your mother is a witch,
77x7 ways to know if God likes your church,
6 ways to know if pastor is going to buy a private jet this year.

and it never ends..............


they sit down and write it till the number is complete then they chew up the paper and vomit it on Nairaland

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Politics / Re: Buhari Meets With Top Executives In Washington...photos by naijathings(m): 3:18pm On Jul 21, 2015
okay oh
Politics / Re: Buhari's Gaffe VS Obama's "mistake" by naijathings(m): 3:17pm On Jul 21, 2015
sauceny:



The price of lands do appreciate daily,so itz best you buy one as well...

people don dey mad finish for Nairaland.
No wonder we hardly see mad people on the streets, 99% of them are here on Nairaland.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Gaffe VS Obama's "mistake" by naijathings(m): 1:18pm On Jul 21, 2015
sauceny:
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WTF you booking space for ?
Politics / Re: Buhari's Gaffe VS Obama's "mistake" by naijathings(m): 1:16pm On Jul 21, 2015
I tot this was supposed to be a Mayweather Vs Paquiaio kind of thing ?

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Technology Market / Re: 3 Pieces Of Blackberry Z10 Needed Urgently In Abuja by naijathings(m): 12:02pm On Jul 21, 2015
nwaanambra1:
I GUESS U DON'T KNOW THE WAY TO EMAB PLAZA, BANEX PLAZA, AREA ONE SHOPPING CENTRE, SHOP RITE AT APO OR MAYBE WUSE MARKET IS NO LONGER PART OF ABUJA!

DON'T MAKE ME CALL U A SCAMMER AND KIDNAPER! cheesy angry

all those places you mentioned have now been relocated to Cotonou.

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