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 Family / Re: If You Didn't Play With These Dolls As A Girl,you Are N't Ripe For Marriage@pic by naijathings(m): 4:53am On Jul 10, 2015 |
Hmmm .... this toy brings back memories. imagine when you have 4 sisters and house full of cousins and a mother that just keeps buying all the latest girl toys and stuff. this toy plenty wella for house cos every girl wanted their own and each one had its name. you see that "whistle" thing that makes the noise? i ssabi comot that thing and na so i go turn am to whistle. then finally we cut them open to fill them up with water. na wah oh 31 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics / Re: Humility? Orji Uzor Kalu Caught On Camera Arranging Plastic Chairs In A Gatherin by naijathings(m): 7:50am On Jul 08, 2015 |
So? I wonder how people look at money. Having money doesn't mean you should stop being human or responsive. Abi no b dem dey clean dem own nyash if dem Shiet? 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Photos: Pastor Embarrased On Wedding Day By Ex_ Wives by naijathings(m): 2:58pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
hhahahaha.... i can imagine what was going thru the pastor's mind. he must have been like.... OH... I THOUGHT I TIED THE WITCHES IN MY VILLAGE I DID NOT KNOW THAT THESE ONES ARE STRONG. |
| Romance / Re: Guys: Reasons Why Your Girl Dumps You For Other Guys. by naijathings(m): 2:38pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
asdfjklhaha: which one be proposal again? shey na business proposal? or indecent proposal? i think those are the only two proposals i can think of right now. |
| Crime / Re: Man Strangles Girl To Death While Raping Her by naijathings(m): 2:26pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
abeg whats up with RAPE this season.? abeg whats up with RAPE this season.? abeg whats up with RAPE this season.? abeg whats up with RAPE this season.? abeg whats up with RAPE this season.? abeg whats up with RAPE this season.? abeg whats up with RAPE this season.? abeg whats up with RAPE this season.? abeg whats up with RAPE this season.? abeg whats up with RAPE this season.? it is like rape matter turns up on FP twice everyday   |
| Politics / Re: Nigerian Refugees Being Fed In Buckets And Trays by naijathings(m): 12:23pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Harbdulrasaq: Even in the Bible. Israel had to wait 400 years for deliverance. Keep waiting on God. |
| Family / Re: Let's See How Old You Are: Can You Remember This chewing gum? by naijathings(m): 9:52am On Jul 06, 2015 |
God , if i see this chewing gum one more time on nairaland frontpage I am gonna piss on my laptop. i see this like 25000000 times a year on nairaland. as for the chewing gum, i can remember lots of questions and answers i learnt from that gum and i remember how i used to get pissed when I see the same question on the bubble gum over and over again especially this one HOW WEIGHT OF A WHALE IS EQUAL TO THE WEIGHT OF 25 ELEPHANTS 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Joda Commitee To PMB: Sack Jonathan’s Last-minutes Appointees, Review Contracts by naijathings(m): 12:04pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
i think Buhari is gonna need 100 trucks to clean up jonathan's mess 6 Likes |
| Crime / Re: Personal Assistant Dupes And Abducts Boss’ Son For Two Years by naijathings(m): 12:17pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
people dey o 1 Like |
| Crime / Re: SO SAD!!DELSU Student Commits Suicide After Being Jilted By Lover Of 7 Years by naijathings(m): 8:48am On Jun 26, 2015 |
hahahahaha... why is it that people like to leave a note when they are about to commit suicide ? i have a letter to God i have been trying to post, she for help me carry am go since she was in such a hurry to MEET HIM. |
| Politics / Re: Let’s Celebrate Ourselves, Obasanjo Tells Nigerians by naijathings(m): 8:35am On Jun 26, 2015 |
baba has a reason to celebrate abi ? |
| Crime / Re: Mob Sets Policeman’s Vehicle Ablaze For Crushing Schoolboy (PHOTO) by naijathings(m): 7:54am On Jun 26, 2015 |
I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING... AND WHAT DO I SEE ? I SEE THE BLOOD OF AN INNOCENT CHILD, AND EVERYBODY IS WATCHING. - Asa (fire on the mountain) crazy people with their crazy driving.. You need to see how drunk they are in the morning at Censor Junction, AGUDA SURULERE. The worst I have seen was at Ijanikin Area the police man wan stinking like he fell into a drum of ALOMO bitters and the way he was shouting at everybody from the front seat almost proved it. I have never been more ashamed of the police force than I was on that very day. Na the same man go carry motor drive with siren make everybody clear for them because dem don drunk. Now the Police can deny that this is boy was hit by one of their men driving their vehicle since that the evidence (the police car) has been tampered with (burnt). |
| Celebrities / Re: Photos Abuja Man Passes Out While Get A Lap Dance From A Club Girl by naijathings(m): 7:35am On Jun 26, 2015 |
hahaha.... i wonder wetin he go tell GOD if he no fit handle the booty and he die from there... by the way........ that babe na personPikin oh |
| Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Says She Has A Crush On Korede Bello [PICS] by naijathings(m): 7:32am On Jun 26, 2015 |
She is allowed to love or like anybody she wants.. She is HUMAN she is not shy about it... whether it is a joke or not. if she really said it then I think it is cool especially considering the fact that 99.9% of nigerian babes will rather use SUPER GLUE as LIP STICK than say such a thing and then u see dem turn around to start hating on the guy's girlfriend for no reason. 1 Like |
| Health / Re: NAFDAC Shuts Lebanese Firm Over Alleged Fake Products by naijathings(m): 10:44am On Jun 25, 2015 |
I have my C of O |
| Crime / Re: Female Teenagers Held For Stealing In Lagos (photo) by naijathings(m): 9:54am On Jun 25, 2015 |
mrlaw93: LMAO... FINISH DEM... I SHAO KAHN's VOICE 1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Photo Of Sinach & Her Mum by naijathings(m): 8:26am On Jun 25, 2015 |
DEAR MAMA... HEAVY FOUNDATION ABI WETIN BABES DEY CALL AM |
| Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty's Expensive Cars (Photos) by naijathings(m): 8:21am On Jun 25, 2015 |
2 cars same plate... abi the car get 2 face ? 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: He Wont Leave Me Alone by naijathings(m): 8:12am On Jun 25, 2015 |
you see, according to your story, you have no value for your friendship with this guy you say is like a brother to you. what are friends for? he is in a situation and he puts his trust in you to be his friend and have his back but here you are saying how you are thinking of ending your friendship with him just because you feel he is bothering you. why should any guy or babe be my friend if I can not bother him or her with my issues ? that means if you are in Japan and he just got in town looking for help, you will avoid him because his wahala is too much ? abeg make una dey try understand wetin friendship really mean. any guy or babe that is ready to cut of the friendship so easily as you have just described it is not a friend . |
| Family / Re: Help!!! Birthday Message Tears My Friend's Marriage by naijathings(m): 5:00pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Oduok: Mehhhn... this is some serious GOBE. and it hurts more when all you wanted to do was to be nice. 3 Likes |
| Family / Re: Kick For Jesus: Ghanaian Pastor Kicks Pregnant Woman In Her Belly (Video) by naijathings(m): 8:01am On Jun 24, 2015 |
my people perish for lack of ........ |
| Celebrities / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo & Wife - Before & After by naijathings(m): 7:48am On Jun 24, 2015 |
please do not dump your girlfriend because she is ugly, get money and watch her transform. get money and wisdom and transform too. |
| Celebrities / Re: Miley Cyrus' Over-tattoed Brother Trace Back In Love With His Ex-girlfriend Bren by naijathings(m): 7:28am On Jun 24, 2015 |
Excuse me........ is this suppose to be some important kind of information? Like.. who gives a furk if miley's brother is furkng micheal jackson's dead body ? |
| Politics / Re: Cross River: No Military Bombardment In Calabar by naijathings(m): 7:10am On Jun 24, 2015 |
space savers.. ishilove |
| Family / Re: I Caught Her Sex Chatting. by naijathings(m): 5:04pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
goodlife5659: wetin u want make i talk again naw.... as the problem was so serious that he had to come to NL to seek advice i come think say e worse pass |
| Family / Re: I Caught Her Sex Chatting. by naijathings(m): 4:40pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
OMG!! you caught your sister doing what ? this is the worst crime in the world and the number one cause of all the earthquakes and tsunami in the world. she is probably the reason why many workers in Nigeria have not been paid for up to 7 months and i suspect her being on 2go is one of the reasons we have not got ministers till now. oh my good lord. please, call the police before it gets out of hand. 24 Likes |
| Technology Market / Re: A Must See- World's First Emotional Robot by naijathings(m): 10:03am On Jun 23, 2015 |
iRobot.... here we go. |
| Crime / Re: 52-year-old Teacher Rapes 5 Year Old Pupil In Classroom by naijathings(m): 9:59am On Jun 23, 2015 |
52 year old |
| Family / Re: Post By A Selfish Nigerian(pic) by naijathings(m): 9:51am On Jun 23, 2015 |
hahahaha! this is very funny... i like it |
| Family / Re: Mouth Action In Marriage. Is It Proper? by naijathings(m): 9:49am On Jun 23, 2015 |
IT IS WRONG. DON'T TRY IT. KEEP DOING THE NORMAL MUMMY AND DADDY STYLE TILL THE END OF THE WORLD IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RELIGION VERSE ONE CHAPTER 2015 THAT ANY COUPLE THAT HAS S3X IN ANY WAY THAT IS NOT THE PARTICULAR WAY IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE IS GOING TO THE DEEPEST CIRCLE OF HELL. SO PLEASE DO NOT DO IT. MAKE SURE YOU FAST FOR 2 WEEKS BEFORE YOU ENGAGE IN S3X WITH YOUR SPOUSE IF NOT THE DEVIL WILL COME IN DURING PREGNANCY AND YOU GIVE BIRTH TO THE BEAST. MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT KISS OR TOUCH BOOBS , WOMAN PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THE D1CK WITH YOUR HANDS SO YOU WILL NOT BE TEMPTED TO PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. TOUCHING IT ALONE IS ENOUGH SIN. MAKE SURE YOU WEAR SACK CLOTHES, POUR ASHES ON YOUR HEAD AND CRY TO GOD AND FAST FOR FORGIVENESS AFTER S3X. KEEP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS. ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE, ABRAHAM IS THE FATHER OF MANY NATIONS BUT THE BIBLE NEVER SAID WHAT STYLE HE BANGED SARAH OR WHAT STYLE ADAM BANGED EVE. 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Osinbajo To Nigerians: Be Ready For “permanent Change” by naijathings(m): 9:16am On Jun 23, 2015 |
FINGERS CROSSED... FIRST ALL WE WERE HEARING WAS CHANGE. NOW ALL I KEEP HEARING IS PATIENCE. FINGERS CROSSED. |
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