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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Verification Officer Recruitment At Cardinalstone by naijathings(m): 9:09am On Jun 23, 2015
heneversleep:
This one nah Alajo somolu work oo grin (Thrift collector).


abeg na early morning be this o. no make me laugh too much o.. my oga dey beside me here for office.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Verification Officer Recruitment At Cardinalstone by naijathings(m): 9:06am On Jun 23, 2015
abeg which one be to ride okada again will there be provision of biker suit and life insurance policy??


and dem say LOCATION = Nigeria... what type of description is that ? abi na gambia e wan be before ?

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Politics / Re: Senators’ Allowances Nine Times Higher Than Basic Pay....punch Newspaper by naijathings(m): 8:48am On Jun 23, 2015
dddrexjr:
only JESUS can CHANGE Nigeria
Church #corrupt
Elders #corrupt
Youths #EXTREMELY#CORRUPT
even me dey corr... mean CORRECT grin
Morn Y'all

Okay, Let us all sit down and wait for Mr. Jesus to finish saving those that have natural disasters in their country
and then he can come and save us from our human disaster .... or we just vote them out ourselves.

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Politics / Re: Photo Of President Buhari In His Office This Morning by naijathings(m): 3:26pm On Jun 22, 2015
Pinkyberry2:
pls don't expect much from me. am too old and am becoming president at a difficult time.

You should have told Nigerians the same thing during your campaign. But i hope this doesn't have the same weight as compared to when a new wife tells the new husband that she has ruined her womb by drugs and abortion just after an expensive elaborate wedding
Career / Re: Banking Career + Masters Pursuit In Abuja, How Tenable? by naijathings(m): 1:27pm On Jun 22, 2015
SPACE SAVERS ASSOCIATION OF NAIRALAND
Politics / Re: Photo Of President Buhari In His Office This Morning by naijathings(m): 1:16pm On Jun 22, 2015
NICE PICTURE.... JUST LIKE THE OTHERS WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE.

I PRAY YOUR WORK WILL BE FINE AS WELL because WE DIDN'T VOTE YOU IN TO KEEP GETTING NEW PICS OF YOU EVERYDAY
WE SEFF WAN SEND YOU PICS OF WHEN WE DEY HAPPY FOR YOUR GOOD WORKS TOO.. I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST SIR.

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Religion / Re: Masturbation Opens Spiritual Portals. by naijathings(m): 6:41pm On Jun 20, 2015
all these demon experts sha...

And some other experts will tell you that mastrrbation is good and they will tell you the usefulness of it.

but people like this come here and all they can use to back up their point is some quote from the Bible from some guy called LUKE and MATHEW and what someone in Nazareth and Jerusalem said 2500 years ago (meanwhile they dont know the history of their village 50 years ago). I dont think that is enough to educate anyone against mastrrbation. Bring your facts to the table.



who don watch WOLF OF WALLSTREET for here ?

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Education / Re: 10 Nigerian Universities With The Best Graduates In The Work Place By (ajahexcel by naijathings(m): 4:38pm On Jun 20, 2015
F. U. T. O 2007.
I don work till I leave quit my job and dem look for me but by then I was on the next company payroll.

That school is a pressure tank.

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Crime / Re: Man Kills Best Friend, Dumps Corpse In Forest by naijathings(m): 6:22pm On May 15, 2015
End Time Activities
Business / Re: Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami Splashes N1.5million On Breakfast(pics) by naijathings(m): 6:11pm On May 15, 2015
tpiadotcom:
room 1408 is a movie.

very eerie movie. but superbly directed .
Business / Re: Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami Splashes N1.5million On Breakfast(pics) by naijathings(m): 6:08pm On May 15, 2015
[size=13pt]Beyonce spent almost 1,500 pounds at NANDOS ... so why cant we have peace over this ?
shey make we run abi them nova shiet the food by now ?[/size]

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-23765911

Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of These Annoying Moments Have You Had? by naijathings(m): 5:56pm On May 15, 2015
[size=14pt]That really annoying moment when you are in a hurry and your car stops at red light traffic sign for the 4th time in one morning.

That really annoying moment when your laptop just goes on BLUE SCREEN ERROR in the middle of serious work.

That really annoying moment when your laptop mouse keeps double clicking by itself and keeps clicking on everything.

That really annoying moment when you want to furk a girl but her chain belt becomes the biggest puzzle to solve.

That really annoying moment when you get home to find out that your new phone is having some problems on the same day

That really annoying moment when you dress so sweet only to come out and birds shiet on you before u get into your car.

That really annoying moment when you come back home to see someone has eaten the food u were rushing home to eat.[/size]
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of These Annoying Moments Have You Had? by naijathings(m): 2:15am On May 15, 2015
That REALLY ANNOYING MOMENT WHEN THE ONLY CONDOM U HAVE WITH YOU JUST BURST WITHIN 3 MINUTES

THAT ANNOYING MOMENT WHEN YOU KEEP LOOKING @ YOUR PHONE... WAITING FOR NETWORK TO COME.

THAT ANNOYING MOMENT WHEN YOU HAVE PRESENTED ALL YOUR CERTIFICATES UP TO MASTERS DEGREE LEVEL BUT THEY STILL ASKING FOR PRIMARY SCHOOL CERT.

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Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus And Desmond Elliot On Set by naijathings(m): 8:40am On Apr 29, 2015
Elliot. now there will be better fundings for your movie productions. wink

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Crime / Re: Indonesia Executes Eight Prisoners Including Nigerians For Drugs Offences by naijathings(m): 9:10pm On Apr 28, 2015
[size=14pt]These guys already knew the laws of the land they were dealing on... they took their chances and got caught, now I wonder why people are saying bad things about indonesia.

Now Y is everyone mad @ Indonesia for standing their ground and keeping their laws against drugs.

Kudos to Indonesia for standing their ground and not succumbing to international pressure.

Warning : Don't deal drugs in Indonesia if you don't want to get shot in the chest. [/size]

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Politics / Re: Mrs. Bolanle Patience Ambode: Unveiling Soon To Be Lagos State First Lady by naijathings(m): 3:31pm On Apr 20, 2015
hmmm... unveiling abi na launching... wetin consain me

what does a state FIRST LADY mean?

I tot we only had governor and deputy?

Is it a political appointment ?

I didn't see that on the ballot papers.

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Politics / Re: General Buhari The Tennis Star (throwback pic of Baba) by naijathings(m): 8:05am On Apr 13, 2015
I wonder what this has to do with good governance.

I remember how Jonathan was being praised and all his pictures flooded the internet when he came in to power.

I hope this is not the case of SAME SONG, DIFFERENT SINGER.

angry
Romance / Re: Its Been 10yrs And He Still Doesn't Have Plans For Marriage by naijathings(m): 6:09pm On Feb 03, 2015
in WHIZ KHALIFA'S voice.... PUS5Y MUST BE SERIOUS.. Hollla Holla..

yes oh that pus5y must be so serious that the guy just cant let it go even after
10 whole years..
Phones / Re: Apple CEO Tim Cook Is "Proud To Be Gay" by naijathings(m): 6:15am On Oct 31, 2014
LeSaint:


No mind him.
Wait and see reactions from places like China.
Im for just maintain "don't ask, don't tell".
"Get Over It"

I don't know why gay people have to make this announcement all the time to tell
the world that they are gay? it is like there is something in them that keeps
screaming and tormenting them till they make it public. I mean.... I bang chics as if
I am in Bangladesh but I have never seen the need to make it public.. it is no body's
business. since it is something between you and your partner then I dont think you
anyone any explanation or public announcement. why do they do this?

well, let us see the crowd reaction to this. If Apple sales go higher, then we are
going to see more confessions from Samsung staff. But if Apple sales should start
dropping then I think Samsung is going to make all its staff take an oath to stay
silent about their s3xuality.
Romance / Re: An Open Letter To My Now Ex-wife (VERY TOUCHING) by naijathings(m): 3:59pm On Oct 01, 2014
Congratulations.
Romance / Re: Why You Shouldnt Date A Broke Girl by naijathings(m): 3:56pm On Oct 01, 2014
zilon12: Make sure you marry a poor girl ok, am sure a guy like you with a large heart can handle it

That is left for me to decide.
I understand that you would rather marry a rich girl but how does that make up for her other shortcomings?
You might marry a girl who is financially stable and you are happy till you discover that she is mentally impoverished (lol) or can't cook can't wash, can't furk, can't spell correctly, disregards your family or furks all ur friends because she has a weakness for weed and alcohol .. Then what do you do? I know... you open a new thread to issue new warnings... Right?
Romance / Re: A Very Important Question For All Ladies by naijathings(m): 3:40pm On Oct 01, 2014
Tie 7 chics together for 5 years.. Hmmm.
Romance / Re: Why You Shouldnt Date A Broke Girl by naijathings(m): 3:33pm On Oct 01, 2014
zilon12: This is for those who freshly got a job, you better take heed and find a girl that comes from a family that can at least provide for her immediate needs, if not she'll run you down with her wanton unending needs.. Just a warning!

I wonder when threads like this will cease..
Ok...
She has a good job her hand bag collection is worth 1,000,000 naira, she don't ask you for nothing (she even spends on you) ... But she'z a "hoe" or she'z a compulsive liar or she has body odor or she can't furk or she can't cook or she doesn't do anything without the consent of her dad (ikeji Linda).... The list goes on.
It's the same for a man too. Having a "job" doesn't make u any woman's dream man or Messiah.
The way it is... There is always gonna b a thread dedicated to the shortcomings of people especially women.
Romance / Re: Ladies! Dump Guys With Respect! by naijathings(m): 3:22pm On Oct 01, 2014
Looks like Someone has just been "dumped" without notice.... The post has "pain" written all over..

#NoLoyalty
Family / Re: Father Quits $2 Trillion Firm Because Of Daughter! by naijathings(m): 10:44am On Sep 26, 2014
StealthyMe:

Your Child/Children would most certainly be proud of their father ! cheesy


May good fortune, wisdom and strength not fail us in handling our family and friends. Amen.

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Technology Market / Re: Magic Jack Plus (brand New) For Sale by naijathings(m): 10:40am On Sep 26, 2014
Available grin
Events / Re: 12 Most Expensive Weddings In History by naijathings(m): 2:38am On Sep 26, 2014
Spend all this money on a wedding and you find yourself looking for a divorce lawyer within 5 years.

Spend so much money just to say your marriage vows and u still turn around to furk around and cause a scandal within 4 weeks.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is Chinwetalu Agu's Left Hand Holding? (photo) by naijathings(m): 5:04pm On Sep 25, 2014
Truth24: Mehn.... he's got it big!

Hmmm! I suspect you. 14years.

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Jokes Etc / Re: [must Read] Reasons Why Racism Will Never Stop by naijathings(m): 4:56pm On Sep 25, 2014
Racism will never end till they agree that either Jesus or Adam was a black man.

Until they stop portraying satan as a black man or a white man in black suit.
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of The Day:- Please Kindly Give This Boy An Escape Plan [see Photo] by naijathings(m): 4:46pm On Sep 25, 2014
They will all run away if he shouts out that he's EBOLA POSITIVE. The water seff go make way for him like say he name na Moses.

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