Nairaland / General / Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by nairalanduseles: 10:27pm On Sep 20, 2019 |
XhosaNostra: Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL! Aint u South African This is suppose to be for naija 1 Like |
Health / Re: Help! Am I HIV Positive? by nairalanduseles: 12:01am On Sep 20, 2019 |
stonecoldcafe:
True. As long as the blade had been exposed op is fine. @starke He aint saying the truth he had unprotected sex with the babe |
Health / Re: Help! Am I HIV Positive? by nairalanduseles: 12:00am On Sep 20, 2019 |
If u kmow how many abanas we don chop raw .....and never carry anything My brother no lie u ya that babe |
Health / Re: Help! Am I HIV Positive? by nairalanduseles: 11:55pm On Sep 19, 2019 |
U cant be positive the virus can not stay alive in its own for 5 seconds so be rest assured you re not 1 Like |
Travel / Re: BBNaija: 2Face And Larry Gaga Visit The Housemates (Photos) by nairalanduseles: 11:16pm On Sep 19, 2019 |
Teejayphillip: Legend himself....
Black face won’t loke dis oo ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Hater |
Travel / Re: BBNaija: 2Face And Larry Gaga Visit The Housemates (Photos) by nairalanduseles: 11:16pm On Sep 19, 2019 |
tolumizzy: Ace men... I hail o Kf guide you solid barunda 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Battles Poco Lee On Stage For Zanku Supremacy (Video) by nairalanduseles: 10:45pm On Sep 19, 2019 |
VirginSearcher: Which one is Poco Lee, I only heard of Pookie loc, Atlanta rapper shot dead by Gucci Mane in what appears to be self defence in a robbery at his residence I no even dey naija but i sabi poko lee Dey there dey monkey yourself 23 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: If I Ever Play Bet9ja Virtual Again by nairalanduseles: 12:43pm On Sep 19, 2019 |
Never give up.........at the end of the day na only who play fit chop 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: 'Happy 43rd Birthday To Linda Ikeji' - Kemi Olunloyo by nairalanduseles: 12:00pm On Sep 19, 2019 |
pickatyou:
She is good at her job even though she has some shortcomings. Love or hate her ,she won't change for you She got no job all she does is try so hard to be relevant like i said she is mentally unwell......she aint no journalist she needs to be on med 1 Like 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: 'Happy 43rd Birthday To Linda Ikeji' - Kemi Olunloyo by nairalanduseles: 11:26am On Sep 19, 2019 |
Davash222: Hate or Love her, aunty Kemi remains undefeated when it comes to journalism. Her intels are top notch. Y’all bashed her when she said Chioma is pregnant, what happened later![](/faces/huh.png)
Really she is dellusional and always seeking attention....she aint no journalist...she is an ex convict suffering from schizophrenia.......she is mentally unwell 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In India For Duping Several Women (Photo) by nairalanduseles: 10:19am On Sep 19, 2019 |
Igbo amaka 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Surprises Broda Shaggi With Birthday Cake by nairalanduseles: 8:45am On Sep 19, 2019 |
Boringdraw1: if truely she is dating this guy it means she doesn't have good taste. This guy will just use and dump her. Peper dem |
Celebrities / Re: Porn Star, Jessica Jaymes Dead At 43 by nairalanduseles: 3:14am On Sep 19, 2019 |
pansophist: why is this on front page though? who cares? U care hypocrite....if U did not u wont open the page not to talk of commenting 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Porn Star, Jessica Jaymes Dead At 43 by nairalanduseles: 3:13am On Sep 19, 2019 |
Toks2008:
From your comment it is very clear that you are trying hard to convince yourself that there is no life after death.
If you try so hard to believe what you believe in then don't believe.
Peace. Naaa ain't trying hard I move with facts......till U show me someone who has come from the dead .......till then stfu |
Celebrities / Re: Porn Star, Jessica Jaymes Dead At 43 by nairalanduseles: 12:45am On Sep 19, 2019 |
Richdad50: ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
The inside lifestyle of a porn artist is one full of withdrawal and shame. Don't be deceived by the defensive posture of 'I owe my body and life, I am happy.' Nah! They aren't! Nothing guarantees peace and total completeness like being saved in Christ.
Many a times, I laugh at those who despite their very bad lifestyle assure every onlookers and fans the quality and quantity of their happiness and fulfillment. The more they paint that perfect picture, the more sorry I feel for those who eat the garbage.
Son, there is a kind of peace that no one in the world can understand or give. A kind of peace, joy, and inner happiness that is like a fountain of river flowing from the depth and well of your soul. That is why they cannot understand why you aren't suicidal, why you glow and shine like a star each perfect day.
Richdad What silly peace .....you must have no responsibility or must be a wicked man to have peace in a country were ur kid can be shot for looking good.. Were no electricity Were nothing works And u are there talking trash ......hoping on a dream..... There is no life after death mate..... Wake up and smell the cooking She lived her life in a developed country were people think logically and dont judge Were rights are not trampled upon That is heaven U re living in hell mate |
Celebrities / Re: Porn Star, Jessica Jaymes Dead At 43 by nairalanduseles: 12:41am On Sep 19, 2019 |
Isoduwa:
Any bad sprite in your life i cast it ijn amen You fool who is Jesus u are better wake up |
Celebrities / Re: Porn Star, Jessica Jaymes Dead At 43 by nairalanduseles: 12:41am On Sep 19, 2019 |
Men from the comments u can see why the country will never progress........aint nothing like life after death......you wretched fools be judging a lady who lived a beautiful life.......u fools do you know how many people abuse prescription tabs in Nigeria........death is no respecter of any man .....aint no heaven or hell ........no one is coming back.......learn to live your lives and stop punishing yourselves in the name of stupid relations 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Poses With Linda Ikeji's Dad & Her Brother In Dubai (Photos) by nairalanduseles: 9:10am On Sep 18, 2019 |
Jgoldie: Fat guys are a total turn off....saw one at the canteen yesterday...you buy 3 shaki 2 fish 400 naira rice 2 moimoi...do you want to die?is it judgement day already?dere blokus go come small....they will be saying baby pls I need head so this thing can fit ya pussy....like seriously...
6pack guys are pussy savers kai Omg pls can I be your bashee. Add me on WhatsApp 1 Like 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Guy Insults Canada, Girl Defends With Posts That Got Over 1M Likes And Retweets by nairalanduseles: 8:59am On Sep 18, 2019 |
Hadampson:
Why won't they insult Nigeria ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
Are you happy with the current development in Nigeria?? Don't mind that kid .....he has not started paying bills .....anybody paying bills can never be happy with Nigeria 10 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Smoking Weed: Legalise It Or Not I Will Smoke It by nairalanduseles: 1:01am On Sep 07, 2019 |
chudez0147:
Please how does weed help with weight?? Bro weed helps with everything Its natural and gives u appetite to eat healthy not just junks.....and there is a chemical in weed that says ....it |
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Smoking Weed: Legalise It Or Not I Will Smoke It by nairalanduseles: 11:53pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
ednut1: Does weed help with weight![](/faces/huh.png) Yea 100% |
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Smoking Weed: Legalise It Or Not I Will Smoke It by nairalanduseles: 11:12pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
starbuck:
May my late mom punish you dịa... Anụ ọhịa... You ain't even worth my response Am sorry about your mum......Maybe you need to learn how to talk....and again accept my condolences........I don't think his mum will like u saying that about her boy either 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Smoking Weed: Legalise It Or Not I Will Smoke It by nairalanduseles: 11:02pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
Adepet222: This is what happened when u HV smoked ur brain before the age of 12. This guy behaves like a kid. My sister learn to shut up .....he behave like a kid and is married and paying bills... U na yeye men wet dey behave like adult no money still 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Smoking Weed: Legalise It Or Not I Will Smoke It by nairalanduseles: 11:00pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
starbuck: So ná my fellow woman suffer born diswan ... Egg wey suppose dissolve as blood /menstruation Your mother will be proud if she had him instead of you broke ass hungry girl who can't even take care of her needs Smelling 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Smoking Weed: Legalise It Or Not I Will Smoke It by nairalanduseles: 10:59pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
Stupid judgemental people talking trash ......money U na no get.... Young man be enjoying life Stop hating and start trying to do something productive with your lives Broke people are always the first to judge 4 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Six People Injured By Giant Lightning Strike During PGA Golf Tournament (Photos) by nairalanduseles: 6:47am On Aug 25, 2019 |
If na this backward people for Naitaland dem go say na vodoo.........Na real wa 1 Like |
Business / Re: US Bank Stops Western Union Transfers To Nigeria In Aftermath Of 80 Fraud Burst? by nairalanduseles: 7:55pm On Aug 24, 2019 |
I surprise say ppl still dey go bank to use western union..when U can do it online |
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile Sweeps Bolanle On A Date With The Help Of A N750k Designer Bag by nairalanduseles: 8:54am On Aug 24, 2019 |
MiaB: I just gave him a like U just be looking for a date lol |
Celebrities / Re: Cameey Dies Of Hepatitis B (Nigerian Musician) by nairalanduseles: 8:08pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
Denique:
Can anybody get vaccinated against it? Pls help, thanks! Yes you can see your local gp 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Cameey Dies Of Hepatitis B (Nigerian Musician) by nairalanduseles: 7:51pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
Jarus:
Where did I say it doesn't work? Or that it is not the safest?
You dismissed my claim of 95% and also confirmed there is nothing that has100% guarantee.
By the way, I can boldly say you don't know half as much as I know on hepatitis, except you are an hepatologist. You don't know me and you think you know more What does that say about you? How u check am? 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Cameey Dies Of Hepatitis B (Nigerian Musician) by nairalanduseles: 7:49pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
ogbonti:
aww by God i have to tell you that because u thought i was one miscreant at ojuelegba u can just intimidate on nairaland. i guess u are very disappointed and feel really bruised in your heart that u cannot intimidate me because u may be one illegal student visa overstay crazy id iot wey abroad still dey catch him body. boy, i know ur type, they are everywhere here in my city - useless naija nationals who want to feel more important than the next naija person they see, you better grow up, nasty id iot You keep showing your level of intelligence with your childish comments.... I never intimated you .... You have very low self esteem that is why you think if you say you leave or a citizen of the states will make me change my perception about you.. But it just confirms you have very low self esteem And you are ignorant and bitter Read your comment it is full of hate I will never stoop to your level. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Cameey Dies Of Hepatitis B (Nigerian Musician) by nairalanduseles: 7:38pm On Aug 22, 2019 |
ogbonti:
boy, i just did my comprehensive blood work 2 days ago from one of the best hospitals in the world, yes, right here in the US of A which I have been a proud citizen of since 2007 - so stop all this "i live abroad - i better pass you mentality" - you have no idea who I am, so shorrop - i am more health village champion! I am more health conscious than you who may not even have health insurance, for your info, i use blue cross, blue shield - if u live in yankee, u should know what i mean, yeye id iot ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Not only best hospital you sound very naive .... And who cares if you are a citizen it just shows you lack self worth .. Groom yourself 1 Like 1 Share |