BlueAngel444:
what lineup would you pick for next season?

I prefer this

Nelsonmande106:
See below

we don't do this here let it be your first and the last

Swissh:
I just pity Madrid. Going from Ronaldo to hazard, What a downgrade.

then might sell him to Juventus also and probably come for Willian

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which you break even by mentioning it?

silence

SkimpleD:

Be looking like ancient mummies

As in eh, just from the national anthem, I kept scanning to even see one, just one fine not even beautiful face

See that France Henry babe na... soft

PDPGuy:


Everybody wants to be a part of success

Operation tag along with the winning team

pu7pl3:


Yes...yes i am

lol

BankyGee:

Exactly the motive behind the posting of simple ones... Well, hard ones resumes tonight

pu7pl3:
Guy you have gone back to the easy stuff


Meat

are you happy now

pu7pl3:


Lol...are you serious....i thought you would even be looking for hard ones to challenge me with

all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

pu7pl3:
Guy you have gone back to the easy stuff


Meat

we deserve a break from hard ones

nice one bro

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes, what does he weigh?

he weighs "meat"

9benz:
;DWhat a nice thread!! more grease to ur elbow bro :oWhat a nice thread!! more grease to ur elbow bro

welcome bro

99thEnemy:
na "eat alone dine alone" 0L0D0

I grew knowing that one

emitope:

(Winks)

I follow the thread a lot but don't contribute; its nice being here.

really nice

emitope:

He sells fish.....he is 'selfish'.

welcome to our world bro

BankyGee:
SALARY YAWA
It was announced on radio that the government would increase every male worker's salary times the number of children he has...
The following conversation took place:

HUSBAND: I have two children with my girlfriend, lemme go and bring them so that my salary will be times five the former one, since we have three kids already ...
WIFE: So you have children outside abi?
HUSBAND: Please honey, this is not the time for that, it's money we're talking about here!
WIFE: Okay o... Go and bring them...
HUSBAND: Thanks darling, that's why I love you

TWO HOURS LATER

Husband comes back with the two kids and met only one of his kids at home...

HUSBAND: Woman! Where are my two children?!
WIFE: Calm down dear, you're not the only father that heard the news...


TO BE CONTINUED

lmao

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous?

because he sells fishes

ken6488:


abeg mtn don chop me wella be fore payback time

#sweetrevenge

ken6488:



my account is not linked to my SIM


2tb

chop alone die alone

MatthAnn:

Haha
If Seun can curb all this useless news and tribalism then just be rest assured that Nairaland will rise again.

But if he can't,just know that he is on a looooong thing.
I was almost duped by a Nairalander last month(all this fake adverts flying here n there)

to curb it he has to get rid of some mods

BankyGee:
Guys, I'm back!
Ban ultimatum exceeded


Answer to Riddle
- Yesterday

---

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
wizi44!
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*

welcome back bro

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

What is that which you can keep after giving it to someone else?

my phone number

BankyGee:

I don't know why, but I've been banned from my thread until tomorrow 3:32pm... I was banned immediately after I posted the next book 'below'

sorry bro it's the spam bot it has done that to me thrice already

DREAMZZZ:
with hazard there benzema go score 50 goal next season that guy na machine ...

which of the Benzemas

ishawlar:
That no 7 shirt is not a easy task

it might become a cursed shirt also no one can replace CR7

Dorischuks:
Chelsea is officially dead
Lalasticlala front page

it's not like he's the only player you know......by the way you seem to be a Man U fan

BankyGee:

Ok check this out below!

I can't see anything below

MrDvc:
New riddle.
I am an 8 letter word but only contains one letter,what am i.



Winners of previous riddles.
1st position=MJBOLT


2nd position=pu7pl3

an envelope

BankyGee:
An interesting book

Alice in Wonderland by J.C. Gorham (.txt)

Enjoy!

done with this too but it doesn't seem complete