Romance / Re: The iPhone My Girlfriend Gave Me As Valentine's Gift by Nche95(m): 3:26pm On Feb 15, 2016 |
sapiosexual1:
There are iPhones and there are iPhones. Next time you wanna troll, use a more decent town. Igbo, nay onitsha boys who have cloned even range rover sport I didn't expect anything less. Get a useful life broh. Besides it's not the cost of the gift that's most important, t's the heart behind it.What did ur gf get for you, a packet of condom? shut up, you tribalistic animal.. it's not even iphone 6 and you are making noise 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Share Your Valentine Pictures by Nche95(m): 5:47pm On Feb 14, 2016 |
QueenValerie: She's a woman an that pic she just posted is 'kiki Palmer' a celebrity. Im guessin' she givin' you a sassy reply ta your request. i like that song she did with ty dollar sign and dej loaf... |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Got My First Job Through Nairaland Yesterday. by Nche95(m): 5:26am On Feb 14, 2016 |
Tanyogo:
Can't really tell for now. okay.. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Got My First Job Through Nairaland Yesterday. by Nche95(m): 6:47pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
Tanyogo: After long time of searching and applying for jobs here on nairaland, I just got a Banking job through workforce outsource. Not too big, but one can start a life, get experience and advance in career. Tnx to the nairaland crew. Glory be to God. bro, i thank God for you o. any vacant for i.t. students? |
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Monalisa Chinda's Marriage Introduction by Nche95(m): 4:51pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
na me suppose marry this milf. cougar |
Romance / Re: Guy Gets Epic Reply After Asking Why Women Vex When Men Don't Eat Their Food by Nche95(m): 8:18am On Jan 31, 2016 |
vizkiz: [b]no wonder why tope use to get angry whenever I don't eat her food. ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
Now I understand why this happened last year!
Tope: Baby, can you come over I made dinner
Me: not tonight baby, I am out with friends maybe tomorrow Tope : do you know how much time I spent in the kitchen cooking this for you, I made your favorite just because I want to treat you right and make you happy tonight but what did I get for that? Rejection(crying)
Me: oh baby, I am so sorry I said no, I am coming
************* After eating semo and vegetable soup that taste funny and strange......
Tope: baby, have you been paid your salary for November?
Me: (I wanted to say no, but I end up saying) Yes baby, in fact I was just about to tell you that
Tope: baby, I need a new phone and I want to buy a bag I saw with Cynthia yesterday. In fact you need to see that bag
Me: (I wanted to tell her I need to pay up for my apartment and get blocks for my building project, but I said) Alright baby, how much do you need?
Tope : just 70k baby, you know I love you (she gives me a refreshing and talented kiss)
Me: (I really want to get mad at her and take my leave But what came out of my mouth was) Hehehehehe..... Oh baby, I love you too you are an angel to me, I promise to bring the money first thing tomorrow Or do you need my atm card so you can withdraw it yourself?
Thank you Lord for revealing this to me...I go kill this girl today!!!! But let me first finish this amala and ewedu she prepared for me tonight. [/b]
man, this might not be true..but wht you wrote here has happened to me.. i actually gave her my salary.. i was just saying 'no problem. no problem |
Romance / Re: An IG User Exposes A Gay Nigerian Stalking Him On Instagram (see Their Chats) by Nche95(m): 9:01pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
ValerianSteel: I don't have to make sense,at least not to you obviously cause your type is exactly what I spoke about ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) my type! my type! bro stop trying so hard to sound intelligent.. |
Romance / Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nche95(m): 3:20pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Lsofdk:
na the normal colour b dt hmm |
Romance / Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nche95(m): 2:45pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nche95(m): 2:15pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Monalisa185:
hehehehe, well, I wouldn't say that make up is ladies' oxygen, nah....let's just say it's our 'best friend'...doesn't mean we can't do without it...at least you can do without your bestie, can't you?
so I can go days without make up, that way, even with my long face, it won't finish quick![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) of course, you can go days without it, when you are indoor. not going out.. |
Romance / Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nche95(m): 1:49pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Monalisa185:
hehehe, if I no come dey do make up nko? you no fit.. girls no fit live without make up.. na ladies' oxygen |
Romance / Re: An IG User Exposes A Gay Nigerian Stalking Him On Instagram (see Their Chats) by Nche95(m): 1:47pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
ValerianSteel: Actually the gay guy was matured in the chat.Since the guy knows the dude is gay and he was bold to admit he had a crush on him and definitely he is gay.The straight guy is an idiot for being this childish,insensitive and stu-pid by revealing their messages online.Just simply shove him off with you're not gay and not interested.
These is what women go through in the hands on men on daily basis but because it's another guy he feels threatened.I've come to realize that homophobia in most Nigerian males stems out of fear of being at bottom of the food chain,they are used to being the predator hunting for every available woman,now they see they can become the prey to other men,their hypocrisy just heightens their fear. you didn't make sense, at all.. i swear 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nche95(m): 1:32pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Monalisa185:
hehehehe... no mind the face...I go soon cut am abeg do o.. ur make up go dey finish fast. |
Romance / Re: Screenshots Of An Orientation I Gave To A Lady That Love Replying Guys Wit"k" by Nche95(m): 12:59pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Jadekitana: But the last comment from you before the "k" was "chai" who says chai to a lady? That's bush abeg. ajebo... is a lady not a human? |
Romance / Re: Screenshots Of An Orientation I Gave To A Lady That Love Replying Guys Wit"k" by Nche95(m): 12:45pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
EggovinMma: ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
I don't know why people just love to feel pained. If babe dey use 'k' answer you, it's easy, get the fuccck outta her life.SHE NO SEND YOU! PERIOD. jeesus!
nne eh... the best to do na to stop dey chat with her. even, delete am sef.. some girls who stopped replying my chats, i didn't ask them why at all. i just stopped 'disturbing' them,., |
Romance / Re: Funny Chat Btween A Girl And A Guy by Nche95(m): 7:11am On Jan 30, 2016 |
Monalisa185:
you can't even afford a brand new condom ?![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) this ur face long o |
Sports / Re: Chisom Chikatara: Super Eagles Striker,from Kolanut To Stardom by Nche95(m): 5:01pm On Jan 28, 2016 |
God na when you go pick my call nah? |
Romance / Re: Ladies!!! Why Do You Hate Short Guys With Passion? by Nche95(m): 6:15am On Jan 27, 2016 |
Godswillnwaoma: abeg shift one side make I see better people. better pikin. look at ur dp too.... |
Romance / Re: Ladies!!! Why Do You Hate Short Guys With Passion? by Nche95(m): 5:57am On Jan 27, 2016 |
Godswillnwaoma: what is wrong with that attire? use your tongue and count your teeth.. |
Romance / Re: Ladies!!! Why Do You Hate Short Guys With Passion? by Nche95(m): 11:17pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
Godswillnwaoma: I.m the guy on red cap. I love my height bro just negodu what you were wearing?? |
Business / Re: How Bet9ja Ruined My Life! by Nche95(m): 10:56pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
i no fit bet pass 100naira... |
Education / Re: A Navy Seal Can Fight About 50people Single Handedly by Nche95(m): 2:40pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
theoptimist298:
That book is even small. Read "the eye witness account of operation redwings and the lost heroes of seal team 10". I bet u wil cry. That's the book the movie Lone survivor is based on. The details are far more bloodier than American Sniper even tho American Sniper is also a very good read the lone survivor is a very nice... true life story.. those guys fought like gods 1 Like |
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Politics / Re: Buhari And Obiano: What Could Have Struck This Huge Laughter? (picture) by Nche95(m): 2:55pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
espn: werey am not an hausa man..idio.t ur miserable igbo race r mad..ur accent is pathetic..always sounds like u r fighting. you are already fighting yoruba goat 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari And Obiano: What Could Have Struck This Huge Laughter? (picture) by Nche95(m): 10:46am On Apr 25, 2015 |
espn: and buhari was laughing at d thick and disgusting igbo accent.. oiyelll mourney.. you cant compare igbo accent to hause accent. you must be mad. hausa accent, the most disgusting and irritating in nigeria 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari And Obiano: What Could Have Struck This Huge Laughter? (picture) by Nche95(m): 10:44am On Apr 25, 2015 |
his accent. buhari was like 'my kwriend prom the easti, i lohve you veri veri much' |
Crime / Re: Peacemaker Stabbed To Death While Settling Fight Between His Neighbors by Nche95(m): 7:57am On Apr 25, 2015 |
teeowl: your mother is a prostitute.
every female in your family is a prostitute. bastard 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Peacemaker Stabbed To Death While Settling Fight Between His Neighbors by Nche95(m): 7:48am On Apr 25, 2015 |
teeowl: NOTE: the killer's name is Chinonso. son of a prostitute.. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by Nche95(m): 8:19pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
Anaskie: U can now see the number of topics dat has made frontpage while u were away. If you scroll up, u may see something lyk Nairaland Forum(7), for instance. The 7 shows dat 7 new topics have just been added on the frontpage. ya, thanx. i saw nairaland forum 59. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies Worry Over Scarcity Of Men by Nche95(m): 4:36am On Dec 05, 2014 |
Anaskie: Sorry for taking up the space sir. I don't even think before I type.
All thanks to dis new feature introduced by Seun.
Space booking has now been officially legalised. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) what new features bro? pls enlighten me |
Celebrities / Re: Fab Photos: Meet Mikel Obi's Prospective Wealthy In-laws by Nche95(m): 3:33am On Dec 05, 2014 |
2kris: it shall come to pass bros,even in my school we pay money for test(₦20)if u no pay carry over,u cam imagin it's a pity |
Celebrities / Re: Fab Photos: Meet Mikel Obi's Prospective Wealthy In-laws by Nche95(m): 3:28pm On Dec 03, 2014 |
2kris: Congratulations to mikel and me.......lol i graduated yestaday.i thank God of all his goodness and mercies.but school no easy ohhh.team fce pankshin plateau state guy, congratz. i pray God almighty bless you with job. and school no easy oh! me i dey roast here. buying new text book and workbook every semester. and none is below N1500. |