she didn't want to give me the puzzy.. the relationship lasted only 5 days...

most of us didn't notice that..'

Aim07:
Pls who knows wen seven up bottling PLC in Lagos will conduct test for industrial training in March. I went dia to drop IT letter today BT ws told to keep checking for next mth test, dat dey don't collect letter and dis mth test had been conducted. so am hopeful for next mth, any info pls comment.
posting dis on behalf of my sis

please, bro am also interested in that i.t. stuff.' i will drop my number to you soon.

sotall:
came to check the names and here is the low down

Mr Chinedu Emeka.....owner of the ashawo joint....I know where this man come from....abi u no know?


Silva Ogieriakhi.......service provider......where art thou from?

mod won't ban this ediot now,..

Adeyinka1758:
Lol, na 4 nairaland u go hear guys sayin i dey bleep babes up and down and sincerely dem no dey do anytin likewise the babes go dey do like oloshos, hottest babe meanwhile the are just cool and pweety...

Na comments me dey always enjoy 4 here..

ya, most of them na lie lie... i sure that jonaifenaeme dey lie... all these em sexescapdes fit be imagination

ebosie11:
They charge 50k for posting banners on their tricycle, as you can see.lol

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/02/keke-napep-now-do-advert-on-their.html

common english you can not understand..advertise on over 50,000 keke napep..

jonaifame22:
hmmmmm I see ur problem u're goin through sexual overspeedn cos ur sex drive races faster than a veyron bugatti,hence u reach orgasm before u knw wats up, but don't worry I have a cure for u jus wait for me!

how can i stop thinking about sex and women?? doc. i wanna focus.. the shiit is distracting

Kjking:
Sorry if I'm in opposition to your normal believe about se.x. Everyone just keep talking about se.x se.x se.x... the pleasure ya all from doing it can be gotten from some other activity.... I get that same pleasure when Chelsea wins a match, when I'm knocking my opponent on a P's game even when i finish writing a sweet exams (weird right??) so it only me that thinks sex is just overrated

just keep lying to yourself.. weldone

na this roman section make me realise say, when you ♞want sex, you fit walk up to girl. use love love decieve am.. then you go get sex... i dey innocent before.. now i don dey turn tnd weyre

Cutehector:
First of all, why would I spend 29k on a babe's head just in one day?

because you're broke.. 29k no even reach 100 dollars

who wan initiate chat with them before??

AmyBelg:

Na your mama bleach me

ashawo, i think say you don quote me before about your skin color? your brain touch this evening?

Jakumo:
Nothing when dey let police gun misfire pass say make customer commot for inside moto, begin dey blow grammar, and forget say na ordinary 400 naira per bullet dem dey take do refund for station armorer, any time when police dem kill mumu meat for road.

All of unu when dey form Amerikana yankee man, dey shout say you get right to do yanga for Sgt. DongoYaro police constable, na only the time when that koboko answer for on top that ya bonga-head, Gbosaaaa, na him you go see say water don pass garri.

na who dey blow the grammar here? paul? forget that one,, 2baba english better pass em own...

ya. i go break her heart back.. 1-1

DeathStroke007:




so you think because you are poor, you can do any immoral thing to get rich? have you forgotten that you will die? have you forgotten the punishment of the grave. ?


Subhanalah

my friend shut up. set yourself free from that mental captivity

menabae:
Oh lawd ... I pray to have same ..

we can make it happen, babie..'

missKiffy:
Had it been it was a school from that erosion land that won, they would have been making mouth on this thread. They can make mouth for Africa.

the thing with you ewedu people is that you guys are obsessed with igbos.. can't go a day without mentioning us

Amosjaj:

@nche95 do you really have to beef me, you have the right to your own opinion also. Am highly disappointed in you.

no bro, don't..' please

StarryV:
No matter what my dear premature sex is and remains a sin. Abstinence from both of them is what you should be talking about. #my_opinion_though

i didn't say that premarital sex is not sin..

British accent, but you can't write properly..

team #teemSoda

TheSonOfMark:



Myself and other ardent literatis.

Columnists, editors, authors, MCs... Need I go on?

how come we don't hear of you here?

nnahernest:
Whatsapp me with this number,let us talk 07039476669,this is a serious issue

gay alert

WARRIBLOOD:



Am ss.
It comes And go as it pleases..
Frequently

No pains,,,

No drugs involve

omo, SS. *TEARS RACE*

tonaydo:
ole

wetin

when i woke up, my kid sis had already prepared for church.. *me i no dey go church again. satan don convert me* she instructed me to prepare rice. *she prepared stew last night*
as a good guy and a brother i am, i did as i was told. few hours later, mummy came back from work with another half set of can malt.. *she's a nurse, and was on night duty*
i was already through with the cooking.. i downed 3 cans immedietly. we were gisting, when my sis came back from church.. she changed her clothe, entered the kitchen and shared food. it was getting to 1pm, i had already forgotten that i have a match to watch.. i stormed the bathroom, poured water on my body.. voom! i was out...
i was supporting leicester fc, i even betted against arsenal. unfortunately, they lost. i lost. we lost. i came back home an angry man, and downed another can...

Amosjaj:
Woman and their wahala

poor man spotted

morganacanta:

Thanks for the info.

don't go and kill yourself

EOOJ:
they both kill happiness. U just have been sucesful in killing ur conscience after premarital s.ex dats why u feel normal afta it

maybe you are still scared of hell fire..

Mcowubaba:

Funny enough, people who don't knw about this sites, will immediately check them out
Nd the porn cycle continues
Tanks for the advert

at their own peril

haryomikun:


hahahahaha. u gorrit bro. naijauncut hav this mumu topic headings ehn

Www.TheMchub.com

lol... funke the orange seller in yaba shares her big ballon on whatsapp for 200 naira...