CAPSLOCKED:


NOT TO BILLIONAIRES. LOL.

That man has dual citizenship and his other country arranged for his entry into that country.

Our politicians enjoy no such perks.

Where is the deputy governor's mask?

You don't need government permission to pray for the sick.

Nansense.

Gift52:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSsGYc6sTuo

The official touched his possibly contaminated mask, pulls it down and talks to a reporter.

There is now a good possibility that the official just infected himself with corona virus that may have collected on his mask.

Please use masks wisely and avoid cross contamination.

That's what you get when you deny honest workers a livelihood via gender discrimination.

I bet the said househelp was effective otherwise.

May Abba's soul RIP.

May God forgive those who gave been awaiting the news of Abba Kyari's death since he was diagnosed with covid-19.

wirinet:

So you think it's ethical (or even legal) for trump to use the desperation of the poor people during this virus pandemic to further his personal political goals?

What will you say if Buhari does the same.

If Buhari does the same no one will complain.

Why are we concerned about Trump's political motives here while ignoring the glaring looting of our treasuries by our own politicians?

How many people do you know personally that have received any of the N100billion that Lai Mohammed told us have been distributed to ease the pains of the coronavirus lockdown?

wirinet:


We are not talking of electronic deposits, we are discussing checks. Why should Trump's signature be on checks for those that are being paid by checks? Maybe all payment of civil servants by checks should bears Trump's signature. Maybe all purchases and payments by the Federal government should bear Trump's signature. Better idea - Maybe the dollar should bear Trump's signature and portrait

The people that will receive the checks do not give a ratsass about whose signature is on the checks.

Na person wey belleful dey complain.

This is very impressive. 80 million payments have been made electronically already.

In the meantime, American wailers are wailing about Trump's signature on checks. Are there signatures on electronic deposits?

Your face masks protect those around you from being infected. Buhari dey kampe as he was protected from the EU delegates bringing their corona to Aso Rock or wherever the meeting took place.

African residents of Guangzhou, southern China, reportedly found themselves sleeping on the street this week as renters arbitrarily evicted them, hotels banned them, and restaurants refused to serve them food.

The Africans – many businessmen, students, and others from places like Nigeria, Kenya, and Zimbabwe – say they are also being subject to arbitrary coronavirus testing and still shunned when they test negative. Many have spent years in China without leaving, unlike their Chinese neighbors, making the Communist Party’s explanation that travelers from abroad require more isolation and testing to prevent “imported” cases of Chinese coronavirus not applicable.

Source

lalasticlala

Lockdown is a biatch. Small exotic news for front page, 2000 nairalanders go come view.

Seun go dey gbadun dis pandemic wells.

Just imagine such a ignorant fool being a Senator in this great country.

Maestro21:


You did not watch the video but came to make a post. Only a fool does that. At no point did he say 5G causes COVID-19

Please learn to read with comprehension. If you show me where I mentioned that he said 5G causes COVID-19, I'd offer you an unreserved apology.

No need to insult people in a faceless forum. You may very well be insulting your parents who could be online anonymously.

This man just lost all the credibility he has as a so-called man of God.

He is now bearing false witnesses using lies and conspiracy theories.

smh

Shame on Nigerians as they joyously await the bad news and death of ABBA Kyari.

Most of you people should be praying for Kyari's healing if you are true Christians and Muslims.

Who is feeding the poor and the less fortunate during this shut down?

Where are the beggars, the handicapped etc during this period. Is the government Ok with them starving to death?

May Almighty God forgive us and let this pandemic pass away quickly.

In war times, state rights take a back seat to life preservation and national security. This coronavirus pandemic is tantamount to a war - one in which we are fully unprepared to fight.


Dino and other ignorant Nigerians remind me of the ostrich and Rakumin dajij below. smh

Even if he is negative, he is not out of the woods until 14 days after contact with Kyari.

Oh lawd!!!

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donbachi:
Which one atiku son come dey use?..abi na me no get sense?

Not everyone infected suffers from severe respiratory issues that would require the use of a ventilator.

In fact some infected people are asymptomatic.

Only 2 ventilators in a entire hospital

I'm sorry to say that many will die of this virus.

Since Chad is owing us electric bill, it'll be Ok for them to pay us in cows.

See Nairaland crowd!!!

Sanusi for President 2023.

If he runs, I pledge $10,000, right here and now towards his election efforts.

Copy copy TB Joshua, mimicking Trump. Olodo

If the pandemic end by the end of this month, I will convert to his church.

US President Donald Trump has announced sweeping new travel restrictions on Europe in a bid to combat the spread of the coronavirus.

In a televised address on Wednesday, he said all travel from Europe would be suspended for the next 30 days.

But he said the "strong but necessary" restrictions would not apply to the UK, where 460 cases of the virus have now been confirmed.

There are 1,135 confirmed cases of the virus across the US, with 38 deaths.

"To keep new cases from entering our shores, we will be suspending all travel from Europe to the United States for the next 30 days," Mr Trump said.

Source

Lalasticlala

And the godforsaken bystanders allowed a little girl to sit near the corpse as if it is not a big deal.

When the girl grows up desensitized and cuts off her boyfriend's unit in anger, the will call her a witch. smh

meum:
Really? C uncle wey...!
Instead of him to move on with his life he wanted to commit suicide. Mtchew!

Dat woman wey go mk me even reason suicide Dem neva born am.

Just pray that you are not inflicted with an underlying mental issue that is yet to surface before you start boasting.

Suicide victims usually have untreated psychiatric issues.

Truth be told.

The herdsman was willing to compensate the farmer for any loss incurred.

The farmer escalated the situation by recording the herdsman - an indication that the farmer had motives other than peace.

The farmer should be glad that he wasn't stabbed.

Skepticus:




The satchet of the sex enhancing drug which is probably sidenafil, may not be on the table at the time.

But seeing two hypertensive drugs and a relaxant shows he was hypertensive.

Hypertension + Sidenafil is a recipe for stroke

More accurately, his hypertension medications lowered his blood pressure. Sildenafil (Viagra) is also used to lower blood pressure.

He probably died of overdose and his blood pressure dropped to unsafe levels until his heart stopped.

Pity.

fredie107:
1. I stopped watching Nigerian movies when a coconut fell from the mango tree

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machiavelli95:


You did not lay out the fact that tonto dike literally dragged Churchill to the ground...rubbished his brand and reputation. See all this "real man" bullshit is a societal programming manipulating men and making them slaves to the whims of women. You asked what the man will tell his child when he grows up, why did you not ask what the woman will tell her child when he grows up? See how you just tolerated and implicitly exonerated all the wickedness of tonto dike and rushed to castigate Churchill even after going through the legal process to seek redress. If he had beaten her up you would be the first to castigate him, now that he has gone the legal way you are still castigating him. So because he is a "real man" he should not defend his brand and his name? He should live in pain and allow his life to be ruined?
You are just talking cocktailed bullshit!!

Unlike you, I believe the innocent child's welfare is paramount.