naawee:

@them fucka's on Nland,

Can't I just have a timeout? Damn! See how people all hagglin' over me?

I'm Leo by Zodiac sign. Never knew these astrologists can be just so good!

Once I'm in the house, it's never the same. I get spellbound attention! This

has never been my intention, but can I help it? Nah, not at all! This is my very

self, forever rockin' baby!

I reiterate my stance on this, Nigerian shawties are utterly ugly and farcically

stupid. No straying away from this! To y'all throwing verbal histrionics at me,

you only get half a bar! F**k y'all bitches and ersatz niggaz!

All right . . .the last time I checked, Monkeys still lived on trees . ,  soo where did this one come from now??

this is what happens when two demented siblings phuk each other. . . . .  the by-product is another demented and confused monkey lookin for a 5 dollar worth Russian lady to phuck him!

Is it our fault ur mama dey ugly and therefore her gene was transmitted to urs,  makin You a mistaken monkey?? - -Well. . . .deal with it, ,  that is life . .You don't have to come here and try to turn the story the other way round just because You know this is the internet and nobody can see that thing You call a face.

school You no go, . .You quit school with the intention of becoming a future farmer like ur papa, . . .now You want Nigerian gurls to look ur way! . . . ?? no go climb trees and throw bananas at ur parents or wht ever it is You monkeys do sef!
Or You want another Russian prostitute?? *oh that's right. . You sold ur privates for a banana*  . . . *Awouch!*_{if You can even call that a d!ck!}

*sigh* . . . "one blessed day . . . zoos will have more securities somebody say Amen!"

@ poster

PS: stop prayin for a miracle because miracles are only for the human race. - - it didn't work for ur mama,  I mean just look at You! . . . sooo . . . just  . . . go climb tress will You!??


@All

Hope You guys don't get mad,. . this is the most attention he has ever gotten from the human race talkless of even ladies! ,  . And apparently he is likin it. But this is just his own way of showing his gratitude. please bear with me, . .the zoo keeper is comin soon.  Thank You!

thinkin of a credible lie

iice:

It wasnt funny ooo! I almost swore off heels, but il try again a month or two
The skirt own do do me for now, although i must say my family was beyond shocked! You should have heard the comments If to say na dress, na heart attack go catch them
Yes am keeping to my boxers jare


I love food

You are on ur way!   -- I just give You twelve years from now lool! lmao 



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I can't file my nails\do myself a well done manicure to save my life. -- It always comes out all messy, and my nails unevenly filed

Right now I'm into everything, . .I've been shopping my entire life this past weeks -- Bestest days

,   I guess everything fashionable

ikamefa:

@ topic fish nets and lacy tights 

yea, ,  I'm also liking the whole fish net thingy ,  they can be very sexy  . ,  I've only been wearin normal tight\leggins  . .but I'm planing on givin the fish net a try. . I'll see

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iice:

thanks loff But you would have been proud of your auntie _{wore skirt and everything}
I wore heels and almost died from pain So the part between my instep and toes got swollen, i now have to walk on my soles or the sides of my feet
Yeah me too, same thing with texting and calling, really horrible with thoseNah not really, i don't keep in touch that much but the bond is still there we kindda understand we all too busy or too sucky with the whole keeping in touch thing I can smile and chill share 'some' stories but it doesnt make you my friend, because i don't make friends that easily - people irritate me yeah same here.  same here too! I prefer my own company

I'm not believing this!!!!! ROTFLMAO!! sorry, but I just can't imagine u in any of those!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lool!!
Who punished u ahahahahahah this is the funniest!!! loool!! please, if it's goin to be like that,,  just stick with the boxers, no need disgracing ur relatives like me   --I don graduate leave u  . ,   But I'm Ferily Proud!!  

sima:

am not a muslim or a christian but i believe in God. .

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I piratically never have appetite for anything. . . .I eat food or anything eatable when they come my way. But I never get hungered for nada . . .

I can get tired just from hearin people\a person talk on and on and on . . .  aww it literally makes my head ache and weakens my ear drums . . and I just switch off. - - which explains all the negatives I got in the history classes.

I have never in my life passed a history class or even a history test talkless of Exam! not even ONCE. ALL NEGATIVES, And I tried soo hard   
I'm just not good with anything that has to do with dates, dates of birth, date of death . . date of this and that!  -- The biggest punishment u can give me is to make me sit through an entire class of history. - - -I'm afraid of that subject the same way some people are afraid of maths.

Would be nIceeeee

Lie oo -- Just because Stella marry Obasanjo doesn't mean u should generalize na

Chiori:

A man whose name was Okorie got coverted to the Hellenistic Church, was baptized in this manner: He was dipped thrice in water and told, "Once you were Okorie, now you are Athanasius." The Priest then admonished him not to eat meat again, but could eat fish.

One morning the Priest paid him a surprise visit and found him munching on chicken. He asked him, "Athanasius, why are you eating chicken?" To which he replied, "No it is not chicken; it is fish. I dipped it three times in oil and christened it fish."

Ruby nuthin do u, . .this place is dead already

I LUFF HER - FULL STOP

Pawpaw

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Cayon:

Yea, i just remember. I was going to post in "be the last to post here" but got distracted

oh right, . , is that wht the thread is supposed to be about?? lol, . .well it happens to me all d time when I log on to NL . . I normally just click on the "Romance" or "Forum Games" without even thinking eventhou I was planing to go somewhere else. . . . and then later I cancel the page and I remember that I was actually planing to visit the "Culture" section n stuff. lol

I guess it happens to everyone

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I was also goin to ask the same question once . . .

iice:

Can you please explain to them too that the report to the moderator link is not the link to reply a post. Thanks

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Lmao!!

Shaz:

How to hide your e-mail address from your profile

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1517.160.html#msg2739799

yea, . .I finally got that one

Rubby . . na wetin dey happen na??

I don't undestand this ur thread . . but all the same . . I will take wht ever drink u drank today

iice:

will have to walk on my soles for a few days

don't know wht's up. . . but take strength




I'm not good with replying mails\letters n stuffs like that- it takes me ages to finally write back. - which has killed many of my friendships

I make tight friends very easily, but later when we r separated I don't know how to keep in touch . .I don't know why but I tend to stick to the present\the people physically present in my life. I just move on and adapt too fast and easily. . .


I don't know\hardly miss people. - - it just never happens, . .no matter how tight we were. . . I might miss u in the first two weeks\one week in the most but it's all very lite and I just move on like that . ,


I'm not shy at all -- - but most of the time I prefer to be alone. . . I like being alone . . . --- I love being alone. It's just so calm and peaceful, without people wahala around u.

No matter how alone I am, I don't get lonely . , don't know how to get lonely.

EWWW!!! Sick!!

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richo:

am on facebook ^{its amazing to see some of ma primary school female friends are now big hot chics with boobies}

Chei God lmao! ----> "with boobies"



Listenin to Musik

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mukina2:

i said it you have lost it

Trying not to fall asleep

waiting for this person to call

hmmmn - -well d other dayy, d hair blocked me 4rom rain, as it served as an umbrella -- soo I go consider am






Brushing my hair with my tooth brush

mukina2:

Please do that mop one its segzyy


Thinking of what to eat this night and listening to articles of faith

Looool - I no fit laugh, , I no wan scare people wein I go meet for airport oo
dem go think sayy I carry my hair go fight war





I'm sucking my tongue

Thinkin of wht hair style to make . . . that won't hurt much . , or take plenty time

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spikedcylinder:

Sh.it men! E pain me say i'm no longer underage, i for find am go.

LOOOOOL u r not alone