Idowuogbo:

it's called 'American wonder'.

Afi American wonder! Abeg come tish me joor!

Idowuogbo:

hehehe....no vex o...i b think say you don buy shares for Iya Basira's corner na hin no make me worry you too much.

Iya Basira bawo? U don forget wetin she do Styl-Plus?

SpcAgtOko:
My sons thanksgiving plate

And a spinach salad with roasted sweet potatoes, feta cheese and balsamic vinaigrette.

And spinach topped with leftover stir fry.

Abeg what do you call this menu? I need to start cooking classes.

Babyosisi u go use hunger kill me for here o! Nne, I doff my hat o!

Idowuogbo u nooor tell me say dis thread dey o! U come allow me go dey price bottle of groundnut to take push my gari Ijebu.

Babyosisi, that ur fish go waka well with my gari + cold water o!

igbokwesampson:
Only God knows what this man is passing through, though he got a pretty family here. God bless their home, but I don't envy him at all

Who send am msg? http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ziona_Chana

EfemenaXY:


Of course I'm serious.

What full-blooded polygamous male would be content with breeding only 2 children per woman? A woman in her life time can birth up to 16 - 20 kids.

The guy in question is a joker and doesn't qualify to be called half a man. He's a wuss.

. from the info given, it means he has @ least 3 children per year assuming he's been married for 30yrs. (E be like say person go require fourier series to do the mathematical analysis).
39wives nooor be polygamy o!

EfemenaXY:
Only 94 children?

That's an average of 2 per wife. Lazy man. A real man would ensure each of his wives bears 7 - 9 kids each. He really does need to up his game before prostrate cancer catches up with him.

You nooor serz o! I'd take it that you're planning to break his record!

Seun, when I check my NL profile on my bb I see this 'send E-mail message to Nich' which returns a 'you can't send a message to yourself' if clicked.

I had actually tried this because I was wondering how the email setup on NL works (I don't think I've ever successfully sent a mail to anyone using it). If I sound silly with my query, don't mind me. I'm simply intrigued.

if to say I dey there I for noor onli stare, I for comment join! She get agenda b4 she commot from her house or wherever she commot from dat day. So no big deal!

@ OP, No it aint! Have you heard of 'Plant your pot'? And that aint even the worst!
By the way, if I may correct you, none of it is child abuse. It's called punishment: one of the ways to discipline a child, directly(by active participation) or indirectly (by observing others being punished).

Sorry bro! Aint got any.

Hi Maureensylvia. Can u do a lil bit of campaigning explaining why u think pple should vote for u? A lil gist abt what Miss South-East means to u would also count! Hoping to hear from u!

Ask google & u could go scout d place out b4 wednesday. I believe u got an address or some form of contact details except it's a skype interview.

SPLiTZ1:
U can't decieve me op that's rihannas old pic av seen it b4... must u form story?

Twas on Yahoo news on Friday. Not OP's cook-up!

rokiatu:

Rokiatu, u just might have a twin u aint met out there!

mspee:



Na true o

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Lol. Modified. Yes, na u spoil am.

mspee:



No o, I'm not here abeg.

Abeg you know where baba goodass dey?

Lol. According to NL, "Last seen: 4:35am On Jul 28, 2013"

mspee:

Ages bawo?
How iz you?

Noooor ves na! I'm fine o jere!

Shugamania:
Halllooooooooo...
Who's home?

U're welcome! Just mspee & I.

mspee:
Nich (kelodeon)

Sup mspee? It's been ages!

r231:
UPDATE!!!!

14:00pm - The diagnosis is out and the doctor says Hamed has "Liver Abscess". This is caused by an infection of the liver and he has been put on antibiotics in the hope that the infection will be cured.

The illness started about 3 months ago (according to Hamed) and hopefully, it has not gone beyond treatment.

The consultant mentioned that with the treatment he is getting, his urine will increase which is how the fluid accumulated in his belly will be passed out and hamed confirmed that he has been urinating frequently in the last couple of days.

Hopefully, there won't be a need to operate or have a transplant.

TEHN.

r231:
PLEASE NOTE THAT THE RESULTS WILL BE SENT TO THE INDIAN DOCTORS AS WELL JUST TO GET A SECOND OPINION AS SOON AS WE HAVE ALL THE PAPERWORK FROM THE HOSPITAL, IT WILL BE FORWARDED TO THEM.
GOB BLESS YOU ALL
TEHN

Best news heard in a while!

dre11:


U must be talking of
Tovot
Texanomaly
Nitlad
Nich

That's for now that I can remember

Hmmm... I smell food!

Luxanne, I'm new here! Pls bring me up to speed. Thanx.

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