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| What Makes 100%? by ThugLife1(m): 10:27pm On Dec 31, 2007 |
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far a$$ kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and a$$ kissing that will put you over the top. |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by ituen(m): 11:20pm On Dec 31, 2007 |
I like this. Good one Thuggy |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by ThugLife1(m): 2:52am On Jan 01, 2008 |
ok sir |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by Uzzyan: 3:49am On Jan 01, 2008 |
Nice one there |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by benjay1(m): 9:53am On Jan 01, 2008 |
Have to make this my new year resolution. @poster nice one. |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by Migines(m): 10:22am On Jan 01, 2008 |
Dis is mind blowing. |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by clemcykul(f): 1:50pm On Jan 02, 2008 |
food for thot thuggy ure doing a gr8 job keep pple like us happy and jolly  |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by ThugLife1(m): 1:59pm On Jan 02, 2008 |
huh? i resemble comedian? |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by clemcykul(f): 12:22pm On Jan 03, 2008 |
yes now |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by benjay1(m): 12:29pm On Jan 03, 2008 |
Do i smell romance in d air ? |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by ituen(m): 6:20pm On Jan 03, 2008 |
Miggy don warn Thuggy b4. i blame Clemcy. na so she dey razzle every new kid on the block |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by ThugLife1(m): 7:35pm On Jan 03, 2008 |
ben~jay:Romance? I no gay jo |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by ThugLife1(m): 7:36pm On Jan 03, 2008 |
ituen:are you the new kid?  |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by clemcykul(f): 10:56am On Jan 04, 2008 |
i presume he is with him busy body. no spoil show for me u hear    |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by benjay1(m): 11:36am On Jan 04, 2008 |
With them busy body eeee. |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by clemcykul(f): 3:20pm On Jan 04, 2008 |
ha ben he don soji tey tey |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by benjay1(m): 4:39pm On Jan 04, 2008 |
Clem clem U go yab me for this forum, later you go say we be family friends. This is to formally inform you that your case dey inside cooler. |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by ituen(m): 8:41pm On Jan 04, 2008 |
hehehehehhe |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by ThugLife1(m): 8:55pm On Jan 04, 2008 |
Make me too laugh |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by Migines(m): 2:43pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
Because everybody deh laff. |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by benjay1(m): 2:46pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
Ona dey laff abi ? My own be say i don speak my mind. |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by CrazyMan(m): 2:46pm On Jan 05, 2008 |
Nice formular keep it up. |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by clemcykul(f): 12:11pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
yab  but na u dey yab me now oya no vex u hear  i go cook correct dog meat pepper soup for u oya smile for me now  no let invite anybody come bcoz na special treat i dey prepare for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by benjay1(m): 12:31pm On Jan 07, 2008 |
Hmmm Now u dey pally up. Okay i will accept. But i dey watch u sha. |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by ThugLife1(m): 12:19am On Jan 08, 2008 |
ben~jay:we don hear u |
| Re: What Makes 100%? by topeteadr(m): 12:35am On Jan 08, 2008 |
Splendid . . |
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