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Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by kinglarry(m): 3:14pm On Apr 26, 2006
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God answered, "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died immediately.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the car?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
Re: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by karemy(m): 3:17pm On Apr 26, 2006
OMG"" cheesy cheesy
Re: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by Rolly: 3:19pm On Apr 26, 2006
no!!!!!!!! shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by diddy4(m): 4:20pm On Apr 26, 2006
that is funny. grin grin grin
Re: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by clemsonfan(m): 4:50pm On Apr 26, 2006
cheesy grin shocked cheesy!!! That is Hilarious. LOL
Re: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by micklplus(m): 5:48pm On Apr 26, 2006
This made laugh for the first today cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
I love this ooooooooooooooo
Re: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by Z4M4eva(f): 2:43pm On Apr 27, 2006
l.o.l
Re: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by seunspice(m): 9:32am On Nov 27, 2007
Seen this before on the web but couldn't help laughing again. Now that is one funny joke
Re: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by sussy1(f): 9:51am On Nov 27, 2007
That is funny.Nice one poster grin grin grin
Re: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by kronkykay(m): 10:17am On Nov 27, 2007
fcking stale.
Re: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by clemcykul(f): 3:19pm On Nov 27, 2007
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Re: Old Lady Turns Hot Chick by ituen(m): 1:28am On Nov 28, 2007
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but LOL

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