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-two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by Anonymous2(m): 11:37pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
1) Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income-reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands! 2) Element Name: MANIUM Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: None known. Possibly a good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by ituen(m): 11:55pm On Jun 03, 2008 |
smashing. Well done |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by krama(m): 6:42am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Well. . . |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by Jeovy(m): 12:14pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
Very nice work man, but you left this out "Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, precious stones and money" |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by olulu(m): 4:05pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
oldie but cool |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by folly69(m): 5:11pm On Jun 04, 2008 |
still nice |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by kolkuns(m): 2:46pm On Jun 08, 2008 |
Three GBOSA 4 U Guy. GBOSA! GBOSA!! GBOSA!!! |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by clemcykul(f): 5:19pm On Jun 10, 2008 |
come on stop dat! |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by Anonymous2(m): 8:49am On Jul 02, 2008 |
Any WO in the house wanting to bond with a manium? the affinity is high right about now |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by Cayon(f): 11:38am On Jul 02, 2008 |
@poster good one |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by Kunbee: 3:15am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by WackyJ1(m): 5:18am On Apr 05, 2010 |
Really nice |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by Kunbee: 10:08pm On Apr 05, 2010 |
I know |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by lysaa(f): 2:27pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
u claim to know everything. .can't someone just surprise u? Oh please! |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by Nobody: 2:58pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
lol |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by lysaa(f): 4:35pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
hey eyah. .haven't seen u around here before. So which of the WO xteristics do u possess? lol |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by Nobody: 5:54pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
lysaa: Hi lysaa, im new here. I was just passing by on this section and I'm enjoying all the jokes here. I tried to figure out which of those WO xteristics, but I don't have any of those mentioned. I think I belong to a different and endangered specie. |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by Kunbee: 11:27pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
lysaa: Lysaa, i am a royal human |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by lysaa(f): 10:17am On Jun 24, 2010 |
meaning? Eyah:U are a guy? |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by Nobody: 4:21pm On Jun 24, 2010 |
lysaa: Is that a compliment? Im a "wow" woman! |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by lysaa(f): 4:25pm On Jun 24, 2010 |
OK, tell me more of this rare specie. . |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by cbase: 5:41pm On Jun 24, 2010 |
The Wo or d Xy? |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by lysaa(f): 11:35am On Jun 25, 2010 |
who u dey ask? |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by cbase: 12:18pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
are you asking moi? |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by lysaa(f): 12:23pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
Who does it look like i'm asking. |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by cbase: 12:31pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
looks like you were talking to yourself, who can tell when ur sickness grips you again? |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by Kunbee: 2:50pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
Stop fighting |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by lysaa(f): 2:52pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
cbase:That's so odd cos I don't get sick. |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by cbase: 2:57pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
Dats it, u don't knw whn it starts. U jst hit ur head anywher, run around naked, scream away lk some possed soul, if dias no one 2 lk afta u. Am sorry, such a beaurifl girl, chai |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by lysaa(f): 3:51pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
Now there're confirmed unopposed problems uve got. your perception is daunted, mind thwarted therefore warped, Personality at base level. lol. etc etc. Are these some traits Manium? |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by cbase: 4:52pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
I no dey hear grammar 4 afternoon, abegi |
Re: -two New Additions To The Periodic Table Of Elements by lysaa(f): 4:56pm On Jun 26, 2010 |
How e take affect me? |
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