Below is an encounter with a rich friend during a visit to his house sometime in 2004

Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "Tea please."

Question : "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea."

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?"

Answer: "White."

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

Answer: "With milk."

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer:"Um,I'll take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar."

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar."

Question:"White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water?"

Answer: "Mineral water."

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Answer: "Leave it I'm OK".



I simply got up and left.

Layi - I take it this happened in UK? They are the "tea" people (or your host is a Tokunbo), otherwise, if its Naija, you go for the "mineral" straight.

Anyway, dont be offended by this mentality, Im not sure it has to do with being rich, but whoever it was was trying to impress you in some ways.

Next time, just ask for water and you wont have to answer so many questions .

Unless the rich also has so many varieties (or flavours) of water.....hmmmmm......

there're not enough smileys to show how bad i'm laughing

Layi u should have gone for his lipton tea bag (the one in his trousers I mean)

blah. . blah. .

funny funny funny funny funnny

they just want to know your taste and what u will like. not to annoy u

i'm thinking if he's rich, he wouldn't want to go through all that trouble. probably his servant asked you those questions.

Layi God bless you!! I had my last laugh tonight! Oh me God. I bursted into laughter, i have tears in my eyes. it's funny!!!!!! We need reall laughing smiley's here. I wish i can show my expression. Hahah.. funny!~~!! I need to go to bed now.. before something spoils this adorable mood. hmm, i printed it out.

Hey, that story is hilariously funny!

I never knew Layi's story was so funny. (I neither smiled nor laughed, I didn't frown either sha ooo ). But if you all say it was so funny, I guess I have to join you all in the laughing contest.

buhahhahahaheehahahaehha Layi that was hilllaaaaaaaaaaaaaariousssssssssssssss!

T'egan ko!It is too funny.............

good guy, don't worry you'll understand by tomorrow!

goodguy you r weird.

lol. that is just been stupid i do not think the person is rich prbly he or she is trying to make u feel bad.

Are you guys sure this is a true life story or a copied joke from a foreign site?

Of course it's a copied joke. That's why it's in the Jokes, etc section.

I thought as much.

it makes much more sense to assume that the story is a true life story coming from layi's perspective. it's funnier that way too because you create a mental picture of someone you know and guess what his reaction would be. duh. anybody with common sense knows it's not real. it's just better the other way.

Wesley, Common sense, is not Common.

yeah. I agree with u. Common sense isn't common!

common sense isn't common to the uncommon people. like you

sure i'm not common. that makes me different and unique!

just like everybody else.

excluding u

WHY I CEASED VISITING RICH PEOPLE.
BELOW WAS AN ENCOUNTER WITH A RICH FRIEND DURING A VISIT TO HIS HOUSE SOMETIME IN 1999.
Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please."
Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon tea."
Question: "How would you like it? black or white?"
Answer: "White."
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk."
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: “Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll take it black."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar."
Question: “White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water."
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured?"
Answer: "Leave it I'm OK".

I simply got up and left.

YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?

y are the jokes repeating themselves?

copy copy copy...its nobody's story

Seems some folks dont understand a thing about comedy

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
goooooooood one there
hilllllllllllllllariusssssssssssssssss

ariba:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
goooooooood one there
hilllllllllllllllariusssssssssssssssss

now that ^^ was funny!