MrCrackles:

And what about you?!

Jenny is my PA, i believe she is in the process of negotiating a date for my interview with TGIRL's reps

However, it is none of my business if she aint doing hers yet!

I've done my own interview now. I sent it in yesterday. Tgirl will put it up very soon.
You better prepare yourself o! I want to see it by force by fire.

Ebony-Silk:

Lol! Nothing interesting about it.
Stop your olofofo-ing

That's your only job on NL and you know it.

Olofofo-ing ke?
My other job is to "hate men", that's what I heard o.

Mr Brash sabi brag . . .

I promise u brash, danke wil fix dat interview when Jesus comes. By then, I wil be with him in victory. He he he

MrCrackles:

Bluespice and Amakaone!

Wasn't smurf and KarmaMod recently in the picture?
ashewo e ti pko ju

Tgirl4real:

Mr Brash sabi brag . . .

I promise u brash, danke wil fix that interview when Jesus comes. By then, I wil be with him in victory. He he he

Abeg Tgirl. . . hurry up with Ebony's own o! We are waiting eagerly.

Ruby,
We r together

Tgirl4real:

Mr Brash sabi brag . . .

I promise u brash, danke wil fix that interview when Jesus comes. By then, I wil be with him in victory. He he he

If Danke is not doing her job properly, i would arrange it myself

DOnt worry, it would be done i promise

I am just too shy hence the reason why i am holding back but it would be done

Ebony-Silk:

Wasn't smurf and KarmaMod recently in the picture?
ashewo e ti pko ju

Smurf is just my sidekick
Karmamod is more like my mummy
Bluespice is my loffer and she doesnt mind sharing me with Amakaone!

j-girl:

Abeg Tgirl. . . hurry up with Ebony's own o! We are waiting eagerly.

Lol! Stop it


Now am scared

Tgirl4real:

Ruby,
We r together

U and brash?

e don do!! I now pronounce Brash NL playa!! Cheii!! And J-girl was just about to win the crown

MrCrackles:

I am just too shy hence the reason why i am holding back but it would be done

Player? Shy? DANG! See lies.
Tgirl - if you need any manpower to help you obtain the interview, you can employ me for this particular job.

Tgirl and Brash ke? This guy have over-taken Chamotex. Birds of the same feather sha.

Ebony-Silk:

And J-girl was just about to win the crown

What for?
Look who's talking!
I don't even flirt with guys.
When smurf is there jumping from chamo to brash to tbk and debosky
When you are there fleeting between A, brash, chamo and H2O2

How am I a player?

Wetin una dey talk?!

Make una no give me bad name ooo

Oya Tgirl letz get it done

M ready

j-girl:

What for?
Look who's talking!
I don't even flirt with guys.
When smurf is there jumping from chamo to brash to tbk and debosky
When you are there fleeting between A, brash, chamo and H2O2

How am I a player?

Stop bring H202 up oh!! Abeg, am not ready to get bashed

B.T.W, how's A-40?

MrCrackles:

Oya Tgirl letz get it done
M ready

YAY! T-girl, how many interviews do you have with you sef? Everyone has been agreeing

Ebony-Silk:

Stop bring H202 up oh!! Abeg, am not ready to get bashed

B.T.W, how's A-40?

LOL! Are you afraid?
A-40 is fine. . . with his games.

j-girl:

LOL! Are you afraid?
A-40 is fine. . . with his games.

Fear ke? He's like a. . . .a . . . .ugh.
His wahala is too much for my peace of mind!

Ok, I trust he's ok

every thread i enter,danke,danke,danke na wetin i tell una say i wan popular like beyonce,but dis fame don dey too much,every where i go,na so them dey beg me to sign autograph

Thread Topic: Up Close And Personal (Nairaland Celebrities)

You guys stay on track please.

Ha! Interview appointment don plenty o. And i get like 5 dat am yet to post. He no easy. Wey my assistant sef?

Simply cos of Ebonysilk and brash. . .
I'm switchn to my system. Give me an a hour abeg. I just dey enter house from party. Lol

whatever90:

every thread i enter,danke,danke,danke na wetin i tell una say i wan popular like beyonce,but this fame don dey too much,every where i go,na so them dey beg me to sign autograph

abi o

Tgirl4real:

Ha! Interview appointment don plenty o. And i get like 5 that am yet to post. He no easy. Wey my assistant sef?

Simply because of Ebonysilk and brash. . .
I'm switchn to my system. Give me an a hour abeg. I just dey enter house from party. Lol

Ok, after those 5, hit me up

whatever90:

every thread i enter,danke,danke,danke na wetin i tell una say i wan popular like beyonce,but this fame don dey too much,every where i go,na so them dey beg me to sign autograph

ehn ehn

Danke Onijogbon Popular Jingo

MrCrackles:

ehn ehn

Danke Onijogbon Popular Jingo

Ebony-Silk:

abi o

tgirl can i nominate the people i have crushes on?

Debosky,

You are a goat. You cannot differentiate between Tumfulu and Dr Ferlie. Get this into your head, we are different and mutually exclusive!.

Dr Ferlie:

Debosky,

You are a goat. You cannot differentiate between Tumfulu and Dr Ferlie. Get this into your head, we are different and mutually exclusive!.

bluespice:

tgirl can i nominate the people i have crushes on?

There's only one Chamotex . . . . . . . . . any other na piracy, no copyright minus trademark.

Mykali, thanks.


Ok guys . . .

no derailing of thread. thanks.

Brash,

av been here since o, u no gree show face 

Nairaland username : j-girl (soon to be changed cos I don tire for the name)

Real name: Jessie

Nick name: J, j-baby. . .

Origin of User name/ID: Go figure. Not so creative huh?

When did u join NL: May 2006.

Why did U join NL: Let me tell you how. My friends and I were having an argument about pre-marital sex and we decided to google it. On the first page, it had a link to NL. So we got our answers but I had to find out more about this site that so many people were talking about all kinds of crazy things, So I got hooked.

Religious belief: Christian . . . but Feminist too (I call it a cultural and religious belief)

Section U frequent most visit: Romance, Sport, once in a while, music.

Age: early 20’s

Location: United States

HomeTown: Lagos to the bone but I’m originally from one of the mid-states of Nigeria (Yoruba though).

Single or Married: Very Single and with the way some naija men are acting, that status is not about to change anytime soon. But I’m married to Manchester United sha so that’s my first hubby.

Are you dating anyone on NL: No way!

Occupation: Student.

Type of Music: Rap, R n B (even though it’s dying), Hip Hop, Oldies (from the 60’s and 70’s), Soca, a lil’ Reggae, Blues . . . whatever tickles my fancy.

Best artistes: Where do I start? T.I., Nelly, Naeto C, Chris Brown, Eminem, Brandy, D’banj (I regret the fact that I love him this much), Wande C, Sasha , P-square, Lil’ Wayne (He reps my location too well), 9ice, Tupac, Sean Kingston, Ne-yo ( he might be gay but he’s very romantic), Lupe Fiasco, Danity Kane, Mariah Carey. . . I could go on and on.

Favourite author: James Patterson to the core, Sidney Sheldon, Lisa Jackson . . . I love a lot of Thrillers.

Best Colour: Purple (Royalty and Loyalty)

Best food: Pounded yam and egusi, Rice, Yam especially Asaro.

Best Game: Where do I start? Virtua Tennis, Sims, Nba Live ’09 (I’m getting this tonight!!! ), Hitman (tonight too!), The Assassin, and finally, Need for Speed.

Best Car: I love BMW’s , Toyotas and Hondas (Especially Toyota Camry ’07)

Sport: To play – Volleyball and Tennis, To watch – Football, Soccer, Tennis, Golf (No one should persecute me o! It’s an amazing game), and of course Basketball

Club: Manchester United allllllllllllllll the way! New Orleans Saints and New Orleans Hornets.

Likes: I like people who are straight-forward, Jovial, nice and easy-going. I like having fun, playing with my cousins, On NL- I like doing my job . . . #1 olofofo in the system who’s always eager to spread the news.

Dislikes: I dislike liars, wannabes, arrogant SOBs, pretenders, losers who try to compensate for themselves by putting others down. I have a lot. On NL – I dislike the same set of people.

Peeps u roll with on NL: CodeRed aka Islander, A-40, Ebony-Silk (my mouth piece and my olofofo right hand woman), whatever90 (my favorite news reciepient), H2O2 (when he’s busy hating on us) and a lot of people, Ogidiboy (when he’s planning to put me under welfare). I don’t have a set group or something.

Who will u like to date given the opportunity on NL: Tondo (his English demolishes my defense) . Just kidding. . . actually, that would have to be no one.

Most striking personality: I have to say, without a doubt, it’s H2O2. I have never ever seen anyone who hates women soooooooo much. Besides he’s a good opponent when it comes to women-bashing.

Your view about NL: I admire NL. Few Intellectuals, a lot of idiots and a lot of laughs. It’s a good place to come when I’m bored or when I need to laugh.

Describe yourself in simple term: I’m very easy-going and I am content with myself. No hate.

Most Striking thing about yourself: LOL! Wow, I have to say it’s my sarcasm. I’m trying so hard not to be sarcastic in this interview but I am very, very sarcastic in person.

What makes you tick: My family and my Future.

How do u spend a normal day: Wakeup, class, chat, study, watch loads of tv and listen to a lot of music.

Greatest challenge in life: That should be when I had to make up my mind on what I wanted to do with my life.

Greastest achievement: Starting my master’s degree at such a young age.

Future ambition: I want to be an Enviromental consultant.

Most embarrassing moment: I was in Jss 2. I walked into class and there was this guy who was pissing my friend off. So I took it upon myself to defend her and while I was abusing him in front of the whole class, he threw a pencil at my head. I continued abusing him and then my friend screamed saying ‘there’s blood on your head’ and even though it wasn’t hurting me, I started crying in front of the whole class cos there was blood everywhere. I had to walk around school with a plaster in the middle of my head for one week. It was like I had a third eye and everyone just kept laughing in private.

General Life philosophy: Life is too short to be bothered by all the extra problems

Words for the founder of Nairaland: Good job. Love NL!

Meaning of my Signature: From Lil' Wayne's Mr. Carter ft. Jay-Z

Enjoy!

Nice one. oooooooo Jessieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

Nice job girls, quite interesting.

Ebony-Silk:

Nice one. oooooooo Jessieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

Nice job girls, quite interesting.

Thanks. . . lol. You and that name ehn! I dey fear abeg.

j-girl:

Thanks. . . lol. You and that name ehn! I dey fear abeg.

I had a friend named Jessica, so we used to call her Jessie.

Long time. . . .dnt even know if she's alive anymore