Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 8:12pm On Dec 28, 2008 |
The fixtures are as following:-
Monday 29th Dec. 2008 deadline: 23:59 hrs GMT
A-40 Vs X Fio Ibime Vs Knife Chamotex Vs Sauron Crude Vs Old Sync
Tuesday 30th Dec. 2008 deadline: 23:59 hrs GMT
DBR vs Naijafan DJ Jeffy Vs Menike Gametag Vs Mailmalc Brash Vs Worldbest
Gentlemen the rules are:-
8 bars 16 lines per opponent
No biting, if you are caught you will be disqualified
marks will be awarded for Punchlines, creativity,metaphors and perfect rhymes
All spits will be quoted by judges to prevent netcees from modifying their lines
No Parents dissing this is for fun please guys
Late submission will attract -30% of total score.
No Multiple user personality. ie. i am mukina , i register sukulu to support myself
The winners of each battle will battle each other until we have the final two
The judges and the rest of the music section/whole forum can also partake in the voting
If a netcee failed to show up, his opponent will automatically be in round 2
Let's stick by the rules so we have some organisation.
TIME - Due to the different time zones by some of the netcees, we are sticking to the GMT timing and consideration to those with diff times |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by Christino(m): 8:31pm On Dec 28, 2008 |
mukina2:
The fixtures are as following:-
Monday 29th Dec. 2008 deadline: 23:59 hrs GMT
A-40 Vs X Fio Ibime Vs Knife Chamotex Vs Sauron Crude Vs Old Sync
Tuesday 30th Dec. 2008 deadline: 23:59 hrs GMT
DBR vs Naijafan DJ Jeffy Vs Menike Gametag Vs Mailmalc Brash Vs Worldbest
Gentlemen the rules are:-
[b]8 bars 16 lines per opponent
No biting, if you are caught you will be disqualified - No Canibus/Mode9/Africanhiphop chopping!
marks will be awarded for Punchlines, creativity,metaphors and perfect rhymes - please make sense, no '96 Mase/Rasquee flows expecting high ratings pls.
All spits will be quoted by judges to prevent netcees from modifying their lines - double check for typos and intentions before stoning the rock with your egg, we only return ur shells.
No Parents dissing this is for fun please guys - Respect begets respect, even in defeat.
Late submission will attract -30% of total score - Walahi, no favoritism, GMT timing. No Multiple user personality. ie. i am mukina , i register sukulu to support myself - date of registration, number of reasonable posts will determine the quantity/quality of support
The winners of each battle will battle each other until we have the final two - knockout. There is no shame in defeat and there isn't much justice in the world, no bad belle.
The judges and the rest of the music section/whole forum can also partake in the voting - online voting can easily be rigged, you'll be needing all the support you can get therefore invite all your friends in and out of NL.
If a netcee failed to show up, his opponent will automatically be in round 2 - automatic workover 12 hours after deadline, -30% within 12 hours after deadline.
Let's stick by the rules so we have some organisation. - Where there is no law, there is no offence[/b]
TIME - Due to the different time zones by some of the netcees, we are sticking to the GMT timing and consideration to those with diff times - 24 hours is plenty of time, if you cant do it in 24 hours, you won't do jack in 24 days. Wish you all the best, remember, it's JUST a game!
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Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:33am On Dec 31, 2008 |
A40 Vs X Fio -----------------> -30 for you guys when you show A-40 Special New Years delivery for X-fio sorry it came late Grin Grin
Whoever told you could rhyme was on crack or something No time for fronting you suck like liposuction Your heart malfunctions when you hear my rhyme construction. I drop cranes on your dome floss my teeth with your bones Heavy hitting when i pitch A-40 in this bitch Legend like Ruth you forgotten like Barry Bonds or Sammy Sosa Negro please stick to makossa this is the closer your short-lived career is over NL's Barack i smell your blood quicker than sharks Rap Matador your just a raging bull blazing fool lazy NC blaming tools Its 187 sending y'all to hip hop heaven or hip hop hell only Lord Jesus could tell Evolve on the mic guns could revolve if you bite I pity your plight you ain't got to stomach to fight Lava to burn watch me rip your lyrics for fun Wall street flow you rocking with the head honcho the big kahuna i am hotter than beach saunas |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:35am On Dec 31, 2008 |
Ibime Vs Knife * Knife has -30. Ibime Here's my verse against Knife. . . .
I’m very polite, I’ll show dude-some-respect/ I’ll even pull his chair out. . . . with a noose-on-his-neck/ You bore-us-with-weak-text/ Nairaland won’t fall-for-ya B.S/ So voters’ll give you the W. . . . along-with-the T.F.! This Niger-Delta nigga be taking women hostage/ but if ya chick says she’s tied up. . . believe, she’s into bondage!/ Her cookie jar is open and we all-been-in-it/ even Sauron-hit-it/ She got a V.I.P pass. . . . at the abortion-clinic!!/ Lets determine-facts/ Skill is what this urchin-lacks / I’d give him a 'taste of his medicine'….but I couldn’t write a verse-that-wack!/ You need proper ventilation/ Your lyrics are suffocating / Got ya lungs and chest aching. . . .'cus my rhymes are breathtaking!/ So ‘pay’ homage to a vet. . . and bring my cheque/ Before I choke you with a phoneline. . . . and ‘wring’ your neck/ Ask you rhetorical questions, so trying to answer-my-diss/ first requires-this-kid to stop and quietly-think . . . . "Am I a gay or a bitch?" |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:38am On Dec 31, 2008 |
Chamotex Vs Sauron Chamotex Sauron will get gassed up like Sprite, withdraw him from the limelight cuzz ma bars are tight “Two wrongs don’t make a right”, so I got sprung on ice cuzz i'm twice as nice Never been violent, got so much adrenalin to kick ass, dude my temple’s called Shaolin Discharging all the violence wouldn’t move me; my bars are steel (still) like the strings on a violin Call the medics the battleground’s about to get hectic, Sauron’s gon’ need high volumes of Anti-septic Like the evolution of the matrix, my reloaded antics will supply you with chaotic death metrics I can taste the sweetness of this victory, your flows lack fitness, and I'm going to leave you defenceless I’m so relentless, Chamotex will make you testify to his greatness, can I get a witness? Hit you like a plank, make you shoot blanks cuzz this evidence proves you’re a waste of sperm I aint got the time for ass bummers, it’s obvious you ride a d.ick better than you can rhyme I rep the endz where ‘wastemans’ get buoyed & buoyed ‘mans’ end up at waste endz, for reala So retreat the click and the trigger, Chamotex is slick and bigger, the thrilla in manila, you loser! I must admit your rhymes are tight cuzz you’s a Virgin but I’m your boss so call me Mr. Branson My lines are on point like a pencil, lyrics so technical and clinical with exquisite close control but I'm not Messi (messy) My flows throw you Spears like(Britney), I don’t spare cats with a weak fea-ther-line (Federline) Like Christmas presents, Sauron just got wrapped up, so who’s next up? Wana burst more pipelines
*drops the mic on the floor and walks off the stage with swag* Sauron I feel terrible doing this to ma homie but damn. . . . .He gotta go, he gotta go!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When Sauron grabs the mic, friendly oceans don't "flow this nice" Chamotex wouldn't keep his game tight even if he gets in bed with a poltergeist.
Son, you're overhyped. . . . I'll swing a soldier scythe twice your shoulder height To knock your head rollin like dolomite's poker dice on overdrive!!
I ma get u scissored-trimmed n smashed by my unfadeable rhythm Chamo AIN'T NO PLAYA, he couldn't get nookie from inflatable women.
Ya concept: I thunk it was a crossword puzzle at first, just a jumbled-up cluster of words To make things worse, if I gave you boxes u still couldn’t structure your verse
Nigga, everyone knows what’s in store though, this is a War Zone, no? Giving you a sore throat, amateurs like you are only successful in softcore Indecency
Your italics won’t help what your verse lacks, i am ripping through you with pure facts This dose should be enough to cover your relapse, your flow is trash, sounds like a slurred track
I am a higher voltage than "cham" can transfer, got you running headless like a hamster Your "intro" is sad but this is a disaster, when you black-out just remember Hannibal is the answer
I'm leaving this bantam with heavy-weight scars, you would never top my second-rate bars Have you screaming: "Yes Sir Sarge, respecting the stars, the way i wreck-n-“take charge”. |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:41am On Dec 31, 2008 |
Crude Vs OlySync Crude Intro; Hey It;s still Cavern Castle Tower Rap Control Centre. . . U na mean dowg?! Hahahahahahahahahaha Nairaland stand up, it's some palicide i'ma about to commit in hurr. . . . .let's go. . . . .
Yo,
I'm the lynx that'll invoke jinx on this Old thing n watch him Sink Cut his links, have him lynched, n grin at him like it's high jinks "Gimme watcha got?" Son i can't manage ur voluminous gabbage Skip adage, ur prezzie'll be Scroll of bandage laced on Band-Aid I'm a Sage, at ma lyrical age, u murkin me is a whole lotza mirage U's ravaged because i'm so savage, do somthn but don't rattle ma cage It's a new phase, it'll take Oldman eternity to synchronize with us Listen up cuzz, runnin the light than pop at jake is ur only recourse This pansy mistook the mic for some dicks, so he grab it n sucks How he gon deliver when he's so verile n as weak as he comes(Cums) Under his very nose i'ma School the pupil out of his eye He go red faced, like a fancy spec, he's gon wear the black eye To stop ma overhead torrid spit from balding u, son get a topee Can i borrow u a vowel, or is ur tongue permanently torpid? Watch it, ma multis are grubby n gruffly set to forfeit ur lyrical gutsy Next time he this lame bunny moves is on a gurney out of this tourney
it's Crude ya'll. . . . . . . . . . . . . . OldSync @ Crude
Am placing this flame on you because you forgot you're highly inflamable/ You are STOPABLE, Now I prove that you're just a turntable/ Think about this Crude, stop being rude, because nemesis' just sound good/ I strip you nude, am battling, not ready to make you feel so hood/ Know what you should do, because I affect your NL future, am tha voodoo/ Now, NL can see you, they ready to mock you, sorry boy, that's life dude/ Check the way, I raze your prowess, am grounding you flaw-less/ Sounding little bit lawless, but Crude, just pray you be like me if Jah bless/ I don't caress battle, I Bleep warriors up, especially those in infantry/ I keep you out of face, you aint worth living cool, feel cool in pantry/ Am much more than a dandy, I flaunt my lyrical riches, you brokeass/ Tell me you are kidding, because now you bleeding, even as a carcass/ Am not just the best, but the best that always pass the test/ I pay you in cowries, because your style is outdated, retire and rest/ Am the cultivator, important like harvesters and tractors, you's a pest/ Take this pollution-causing netcee away, NL, Sync wont pity who comes next/
Let us continue, |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:44am On Dec 31, 2008 |
DBR vs Naijafan -----------------> -30 for you guys when you show wow sawwwy DBR DBR aLINExandra the great in the matrix, let me drop some warmups on 9jaFan, I'm so hot even a made in Nigeria fan can't cool me off, let's go:
listen up, naijaFAN, get up and fan ma flame/ watch me blow up in ur face shut up and enjoy ma fame/
u a matador but i kill bull killers like a gladiator/ because I'm too hot like an overheating twin radiator/
your game is dead so your flag should fly at half mast/ Nlanders mournin you with no gun salute just a kindergarten match past/ i show no mercy call me lyrical hitler slash fast/ wit sharp lines u wont know what hit ya
so when it come to crazy wordplay DBR pops in your memory/ u ma Nigeria Fan step to me boy i shun u like ma name is Connery/ flow perfection in word, I'm too futuristic to rap history/
don't suck up to me boy stick to your hookers clitoris/ got skill so cryptic and advanced u can't decipher it/
I spit Fire then you bitchin' wonderin' why the Hell r u bleeding'/ shoulda known ur PERIOD, get ur PAD and jot ur feelin'/
am most cherished like my name's public holiday u wil Lose like ATIKU better get out of my way
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Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:48am On Dec 31, 2008 |
DJ Jeffy Vs Menike * DJ Jeffy has till 12pm tommorow then he'll have -30 Menike Just got a call sayin I got war tagged wit my biggest fan Leave dudes insane wit vodka, nigga come kiss my pam Fire the ruger let your brain's spray the wall's, blood dropin' on ya, Jeffy more vicious than a ciger" take note's Menike's about to school ya Lyrically my bars of metaphors are bigger than a noah's ark I slice n' dish Jeffy out as a specialty for dinner call it a panic attack Look man, I'll re'arange ya face like you got knocked by thousands of G Forces Ain't nothin unique bout this gay , his only as original as his Gay force is Grab an elevator, your shitt lines needs to be lifted up With that cheap ass flow, you're just another stupid thrifted mess My lines spits more fire balls than a satan's sex life Ya lines wack, similar to a terror squad wit out a big pun in its life An uppercut will send 'White over ya head' like the Ku Klux Klan Your a joke, menike will end you in a round so search for anotha plan This is a morgue filling flow, don't violate my rhymes killing scrolls Or Ill restrict your lyrical privileges like your voice box went on un willing parole
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Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:52am On Dec 31, 2008 |
Gametag Vs Mailmalc * Gamertag was Disqualified for going against the rules no parents dissing. so Mail automatically qualifies for round two
Gamertag I wasn't named GAMERTAG for fun, i bring da GAME to you gays, Mailmalc, do have a dose of my medicine:
first off, mess this dude, because ma flows' gon' leave him breathless i flow wit the best, lines worth gold's weight, who want to contest?
facing me is more suicidal than gettin' grenades strapped to your chest when am mashing in your block, don't hesistate to grab a bullet-proof vest
son, didn't your momma teach u not to f*ck with ready-made cats u gotta brace yourself, because' u 'bout getting ditched into the grave yard
nigga dropping wack lines, shit, he just called himself a rap die - hard see, he needs a facelift, real quick, because ma' punches got his face scarred
nigga can't sound rhymes, so he begged Crude to lend him some vowels plus his flows are too shitty, just like that shit in his f*cking bowel
shoulda come with parameds, heart blown, dude needs a resuscitator dude keeps living below par, like he got fathered by Mr. DENOMINATOR
it's my profession, i'll get you depleted like the ozone layer u can't cope with the trauma i bring, now ur'e f*cking ur own mother
I just killed this faker, what the f*ck, another funeral service plus, the sound of murder is making stupid mukina nervous!
I ain't a bad doctor, plus you should visit next time!!!!!!
Mailmalc @gamer-tag
Y'all gon' think i've got a bursted pipe cause i flow wit ease/ roll the scripts, it reads "Gamertag's Ghost deceased when malc spat some holy shit"/ the crowd stand is jam packed/ even Gamer-tag is a mailmalc's fan/ guess you'll have to send apology letters, u silly lame ass stan/ a-round here, i'm like the whole circle nd you be less than a little arc/ still wouldn't have the 'hunch' to rap even if you sit on a cripple's back/ lyrically ur best chance of defeating me will still be by losing this/ ur entire verse is anemic nd still my acidic spit is diluting it/ certainly ur mental ability lies far-flung below your two knees/ that is why u can't decipher ish like it was written in por-tu-gese/ quit messin wit me like ur ass been sufferin from excessive fart/ check the neccessary stats, mailmalc's ill wit an endless this-charge/ you only drop nursery rhymes primarily to suit your childish style/ bet u gon like~this~line,"ma lyrics intoxicates more than creams and irish wines"/ upgrade ur game nd stop blaming mukina2 for pairin u against this lyrical guru/ i squeeze 'clips' to subdue u/ so nairalanders could get a free download from 'youtube'/ |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:54am On Dec 31, 2008 |
Brash Vs Worldbest * Brash has till 12pm tommorow then he'll have -30 Ok brash lets do this
The only reason you flow better and juicy,'cus you got slacked pussy Am a vet mc you's a gay,hands up, on ya heels, 'cus i just cocked 'em uzi Bitch,You own noob ranks,doesnt make you dope,u better behind closed-doors Psycho switch mic 2 to Love Machine,veteran cock rocker eat those-balls Hommie am hardcore not sexually,swallow ya destiny, damn, felt nothin' Listen up,technically i spit fermented venoms,feed ya some, health-keep-droppin' Am a slayer,you aint got no damn flavor ya wackness is self-defined Put the heat on ya dome,brash diagonosed, he's now deaf 'n blind Note:My multies leave ya feelin' more hands like Lagos moobs in action Ya chick got empty pocket but she rich in c'um bought her boobs on auction gay,i rain fireballs on ya game,leave you treating more rash(brash) You'r ill? the only sickness i see you got originated from iya sikira's nyash Worldbest repin' dopeness,ma ish? son i don't recommend Why? punches cache in memory plus 'em lyrical VAT(Virus,Adware,Trojan) included Leave this cat with no head,spank him now am yellin' pinyata He couldn't construct a vowel even if he aged reading encarta
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Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 1:05am On Jan 03, 2009 |
ResultsQuotes of the Tourney (Round of 16)She got a V.I.P pass. . . . at the abortion-clinic! - Ibime I must admit your rhymes are tight cuzz you’s a Virgin but I’m your boss so call me Mr. Branson - Chamotex I'm leaving this bantam with heavy-weight scars -Sauron Can i borrow u a vowel, or is ur tongue permanently torpid? - Crude because now you bleeding, even as a carcass - OldSync Grab an elevator, your shitt lines needs to be lifted up - Menike facing me is more suicidal than gettin' grenades strapped to your chest - Gamertag certainly ur mental ability lies far-flung below your two knees - Mailmalc He couldn't construct a vowel even if he aged reading encarta - Worldbest I drop cranes on your dome floss my teeth with your bones - A-40 Part 1Gamertag and Mailmalc were not graded as Gamertag was disqualified. A-40, Ibime Worldbest and Menike had walkovers The rest of the grading will follow soon |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:15pm On Jan 03, 2009 |
The results were given by 4 judges Crude v. OldsyncCrude: message/content:28% originality:20% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:19% presentation/organization of flows:26% total:93% Oldsync: message/content:26% originality:18% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:17% presentation/organization of flows:28% total:89% Winner - CrudeOldsync standby you are also a winner it was really tight |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:27pm On Jan 03, 2009 |
Sauron and Chamotex
Sauron message & content: 25% Originality: 16% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:20% Presentation/organization of flows: 25% Total: 86%
Chamotex message/content:25% Originality:18% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:18% presentation/organization of flows: 25% total: 86%
Phew . .This was tight. we got a draw. |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 4:57pm On Jan 03, 2009 |
Round 2 Quarterfinals
The Following are through to round 2
A-40, Ibime ,Chamotex, Sauron,Crude, Menike, Mailmalc, Worldbest
Next round fixtures.
Monday 5th January
Worldbest Vs Ibime Mailmalc Vs A40
Tuesday 6th January
Chamotex Vs Menike Crude Vs Sauron
Wednesday 7th January
Old Sync Vs DBR |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:52am On Jan 11, 2009 |
Worldbest Vs Ibime Ibime I can see-that-ya-tense/ So just let me win, and ease-your-suspense/ This is ya last chance to scream-for-the-feds. . . before this beating-commence!/
I don't leave the kind-of-damage you bind-with-bandage/ So if you diss, act like 'telepathy' . . and 'mind your language'!/
Don't be the next-guy to test-I / Ya ex-tied . . . your dick to the 'steering’ of a BMW X5 . . . still, you had no 'sexdrive'!!/
My infectious-wit/ shit on your pathetic generic-scripts/ your rap career’s stalled . . . but my 'potential' turns 'kinetic' quick!/
Your lax verbal etiquette. . . sets a bad precedent. . . for a minority element/ . . of Nairaland residents . . who aren't eloquent . . and whose intelligence . . is at best . . negligent!/
Au contraire, I’m debonair. . / with the rarest-lection/ and a flair for lyrics that’s near-perfection/ But I’ma stop there. . . . before you get an ear-infection!!!/
Just beware-who-you-testing/ and leave-me-alone/ 'cus you ‘playing yourself’. . . if you think you’re in a ‘league-of-your-own’/
I admit I’m not a player . . and yes, my girl looks quite-bland/ And you have a lot of one night-stands. . . . with ya right-hand!/
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Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:57am On Jan 11, 2009 |
Mailmalc Vs A40 Mailmalc @A-40 Ain't this the same dude i "chewed'' for "bittin" a line on forum games/ alright son, no more games/ time u get it straight like no more gays/ what a mismatch/ u'r not even 'suit'-able to pull a "tie" from this man/ Bleep discounts/ u'll still remain a broke homo even if ur ass is on free-lance/ on mics i'm vicious/ i spit verses like scriptures/ A-40 loses/ mailmalc be "taking" more wins than crude taking pictures/ lonely-dude/ keep wanking hard since ur d!ck is ur only tool/ show me a grin and i won't hesitate to leave you wit a broken tooth/ u don't flex muscles/ u static like a national monument/ A-40 is just an empty threat like a sniper wit no-bullet/ i assemble sick rhymes to abruptly erupt you and your whole caucus/ u still won't spit sick even if u have an inflamation of the oesophagus/ perhaps u wer hopin to absorb ma illness like some Peter Petrelli's sh !t/ but i make my points clear (Claire)/ regeneratin 'head' shots on ur achilles 'heel'/ malc burst lava infected flows to put this man on fire like Denzel/ on this joint i stay Cool like L L/ A-40 says farewell to N L/ A40 @mailwank I go to war against you babylon's like rastafari's or selassie On the paper trail like T.I,I'm bout my B.I on my own island like V.I Go against me? nigga you'd be getting an I.V in ICU/I see u Suited in a see-through casket leaking like baskets Pastor holding funeral masses Cemetary rap my closet full of ravens and bats that feed on your corpses Battle me with extra pre-caution,this is extortion i stick you up for all of your portion I'm IRS robbing y'all in broad daylight your not that bright Malc's got cerebral palsy acting all antsy your gay ass is sweeter than pansies Talking about wanking? Malc sounds strangely similar, insanely killing ya,got you niggaz Daz-ed like Dillinger I spit that yardcore shit like a bornjamerican,but truly african i kick it like a seasoned veteran Clean as a whistle my rhymes more lethal than bizzle's Ma flow too sinister i stack cash like a corrupt minister Killing with the double entendres, nigga check my rap ensemble Too bad Mail-wanc's style is totally sampled i ll blow out your candles c.o.s homie this is so not your birthday Its more like your death-day i'd have your organs for sale on e-bay |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 1:01am On Jan 11, 2009 |
Chamotex Vs Menike Chamotex Let me set the record straight, flows i spit penetrate, bleeding Menike like vagina when about to menstruate I breath fire out my tongue, burnt from rum like a volcano’s lungs, i got u stuck on deadweight . . . from earthquake shakes, don't make any mistakes, it could decide ur fate and increase ur death rate
Take to your 'heels' or my rhyming skill fulfils the wrath of 'Achilles' like I was an Emperor. . . The lyrical Matador, ur immortality is susceptible to arrows, Chamo’s the hero of this Trojan war
Lyrically insane, my membrane’s full of proteins that my brain shouldn’t contain Hit u like a train while I retain ma Nairaland fame and sustain u with endless pain
I-know-u-as-a-nigger, somn’ like a ‘weed’ rapper so I'm going to ‘terminate’ u like Arnold-Schwarzenneger I go harder than 'Hugh Hefner', Menike couldn’t perform even he was overdosed on 'Viagra'
I'm hardcore and I'm going to punch ur lines with ma sublime metal-paws (metaphors) . . . enough to give u a high mental score plus a broken-jaw, so therefore . . . U just got outscored on points even before I restore u with an intertwined heart-sore
Your flows are so cheap. Oh! Lest-I-forget, you can find them at the bend-down-select Looking for ways to resurrect? It’s over; ur career has just been wrecked by MC Chamotex
Dude, my verse will 'molest' you like 'M.J', 'slit' your neck like 'O.J' and put u into comma . . . So whoever Chamotex have 'destroyed' . . . Let no man put 'together
Menike This battle is acts of pawns so I'm swinging like bats of Bonds I sonnin' Chamotex like a bad father the was I'm leaving tracks of spawns Lyrically a degraded fighter, 'Lost most of his Matches Everyone can dickride this gay , he's washed up som1 get him a matches Enough bluff…so Sony should have a re-call’, because this is the ‘2nd P.S3 I’ve bleeped up Cusz even in my weakest point, Menike kills Chamotex like he was a cigar puff This imposter exposed now cusz when I'm done I'll b leavin' sperm up ya face Nigga u's a bitch the way I uplift verses n' metaphor throwin' it at ya face This fucker aint ready, i'll put you through hell, before you get slumber in heaven I'ma keep throwin punches 'one after another' like he had a phobia of the number eleven This jokes lame, acceptin my callouts provin to the site you have no brains Dudes alias matches his talent, ask who he beat and hear niggas yell 'No Name' My verse is enough to put Chamotex knees in this bleeding prick I always thought u's a fool the way u always on niggas di**ck Menike leave your spleen slashed, if the NL asks, ya role in NL means 'ass' Dude was 'looked over' by GENESIS, Cause he's not a real part of the 'Dream cast' |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 1:07am On Jan 11, 2009 |
Crude Vs Sauron Crude My Hit-Back @ Sauron
Yo! This git is an error let me quickly tipex him out of the picture He been dancing to his dol-drum since Mukina pop up this fixture
I did'nt come(come) quickly because i aint sterile, now here's ur ill-fate Rubbish?! u produce 'em in multiple like u's garbage template
I aint gotta call u a Fuccker cuss u's the one who always get fuccked Son, ur lame flow, lyrics n lines wont get u nowhere but "STOP"
16 globules they said, n i'ma dowse Sauron's lyrical conflagration No doubt, he's a step away from phoney, he's a friggin animation
Fa' sho u's reffered to as a rider, cus u amazingly ride on dicks Feather weight, i'ma lift u with a flick, mahn i don't need no derrick
High time u had shut eyes dowg i'm putting u off like i got the switches Man don't make me add Crow to ma bars, they stick to me like leeches
He's all taut up in his wife's leggins, that's the only time he's tight I'ma help by stickin me leg in his lame ass, son don't nurture no fright
In this game u're too wet behind the ears son throw in the towel I heard him screamin silently "There aint no light for u at the end of this tunnel"
Phew! Sauron He's getting pale and he's in a mess, he's frail-n-in-distress. You aint riding, I'm exposing ur folly like your e-mail-address.
My boots kick Crude, my frees continue to bruise, changing views like bad attitudes Lifting this dumb dude through the roof, to the point where he needs a parachute
You acting bold, but ur bars are freezing-cold, I'm hotter-than-flames-from-hell Chill y'all mouth dude, the only thing CRUDE-about-you, is how your name-is-spelled
Blastin at this CRUDE gay & timing the match like a score-board Closest you will EVER get to a 'star" is clicking 'shift 8' on your key-boards!!
Punk i'm hot, you are watery with flow, stop biting my quotes, His life is a joke, crashing his bike on the poles, the only time he's tight with a post!!
Crude oil?. . . . .i'll pour u in a TANK!. . . .this "autistic" nigga like to "DRAW BLANKS" Ain't no "REDEMPTION" for this gay when he get his "ass rimmed" like Andy in "SHAW-SHANK"
Like "Peter North" u best come "EXTRA HARD". . . . .take ma advice when u get BORED. Becuz the last time a dude was "above my level", the devil was an angel seated next to GOD
Nigga Crude, you will do a good job as an excellent global sod But as an elite netcee or emcee, you’re just a total fraud. |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 1:10am On Jan 11, 2009 |
Old Sync Vs DBR DBR @ OLDSYNC
Yea it's DBR who else make ur style look faded like blue jeans washed in parazone/ bringin so much heat hotter than depleted layer of the ozone/ u Bozo, u only kick butt when u step on dead cigar/ Beware my moves are deadlier than that of stevensegal/ aikido ishh! using ur own moves against you/ aLINExander the great none flow sicker than i do raise a defence and watch me pierce it like a niddle/ listen oldsync/ your flow stink/ i flow stone cold like steve austin/ flow skint/ stop boastin/, ma rhyme frosting/ u can't bite this because I'm usin ghostink/ I'm so ill u becomin mysophobic/, ma flow so heroic/ don't get feisty to face me boy u gon end up needing a nose lift/ u screamin ohh shiitt!!!!, ur only lines are due to old skin/ma eye poppin skill make urs sound like mary poppins'/ little' pumkin/, i make you silent as a lamb like ma name's anthony hopkins/ Oldsync/ u out of sync/ soundin' like an old sinth/ ur flow corroded it came from rusty old sink/ i got a sick flow/ ur retarded shit's old/ put ur D in ur butthole/ and Bleep ur shitty flow/ I stay on top of competition i'm positioned like a missionary/ eye me I'm a visionary/ ma flows are truly extraordinary/ i got multiple move u aint got any/ little wonder u be bitin' ma ishh like confectionary/ freestylin,Mine is like a snake charmer without flute i drop ma verses kind of supernaturally/
oNe |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by Ibime(m): 9:35pm On Jan 11, 2009 |
Are we supposed to vote on this? |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 12:28pm On Jan 12, 2009 |
its only the Final that people will vote on.
The results for the past round and the fixtures for the semis will be posted soon |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 1:48pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Ok guys here we go Quotes of this round. Au contraire, I’m debonair. . / with the rarest-lection/ and a flair for lyrics that’s near-perfection/ -Ibime
u still won't spit sick even if u have an inflamation of the oesophagus/- Mailmc
Its more like your death-day i'd have your organs for sale on e-bay - A40
I go harder than 'Hugh Hefner', Menike couldn’t perform even he was overdosed on 'Viagra' - Chamotex
Dude was 'looked over' by GENESIS, Cause he's not a real part of the 'Dream cast' - Menike
Man don't make me add Crow to ma bars, they stick to me like leeches - Crude
Closest you will EVER get to a 'star" is clicking 'shift 8' on your key-boards - Sauron
I'm so ill u becomin mysophobic/, ma flow so heroic/ don't get feisty to face me boy u gon end up needing a nose lift/ - DBR
Am the full circle, you's a arc in the game, try calcu*** am the real bad man - Oldsync |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 2:01pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Ibime and DBR were graded and the one with the best score gets through to the next round.
Ibime message/content:2% originality:19% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:19% presentation/organization of flows:28% total:93%
DBR message/content:26% originality:18% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:17% presentation/organization of flows:28% total:89%
Ibime is through to the Next Round |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 2:11pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Mailmalc Vs A40
Mailmalc
message/content:25% originality:18% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:17% presentation/organization of flows:24 Total:84
A40
message/content:25% originality:18% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:15% presentation/organization of flows:23 Total: 81
Mailmalc goes through to the next round |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 2:26pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Chamotex Vs Menike
Chamotex
message/content:29% originality:19% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:19% presentation/organization of flows:28 Total: 95
Menike message/content:23% originality:17% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:15% presentation/organization of flows:26 Total:81
Chamotex goes through to the next round |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by OldSYNC(m): 2:39pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Am sorry for not responding, if im still permitted, i I'll love to drop this./
@ DBR
Though I dont smoke isht, I will burn this unwanted dog like weed/ Think DBR, I aint a C-A-R, Never take me for a ride, Change ur deed/ Am too traditional, Hip hop is mine, you can term it "MY VERNACULAR"/ But you aint something, lack posession 'cos nothing about you is spectacular/ NL wanted the greatest, man, why are you aiming at being the lamest/ You is an elephant, but the motionless synthethic recently made -the latest/ My style aint about winning, It represent the attitude, the spirit and letters/ Dont depend so much on the loss, even condoms break, you too be latex/ Am the battle, dont battle cos you will only rattle, shake no more, dead man/ Am the full circle, you's a arc in the game, try calcu*** am the real bad man/ Dead Bad Rat, a.k.a DBR knows nothing about the biz, SYNC is the OLD CAT/ Dont need the right data, cos that'll discourage you, take a rest dummie, grow fat/ Am the lastman, the past men were slack men, I took over, watch your side man/ Cos You will soon feel the pains, better quit! Relax and watch from the sideline/ I commit the worst crime, I got many pissed off, cos my tempo aint used for washing/ That's why am the decoy, I made you spit your best, so I bring the test, you still blushing/
NL only if that would still serve, I was off for ACADEMICS Purpose! |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 3:03pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Crude Vs Sauron
Crude message/content:20% originality:18% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:17% presentation/organization of flows:26 Total:81
Sauron message/content:28% originality:19% Technicality/Mentality/Creativity and Concept:19% presentation/organization of flows:27 Total:93
Sauron is through to the next round |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 3:17pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Oldsync sorry dude we waited and waited but i guess you were too busy. That was tight, you still have a chance anyways to the people that didnt make it in this round you will have a freestyle competition for all of you, the winner gets to battle the King of NL Netcees so if you were disqualified or lost out . .to someone you still have a chance |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 3:31pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
The fixtures for the Semis.
Thursday 15th January
Sauron Vs Mailmalc
Friday 16th January
Ibime Vs Chamotex
Good luck guys. |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by Christino(m): 4:26pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
OldSYNC:
Am sorry for not responding, if I'm still permitted, i I'll love to drop this./
@ DBR
Though I don't smoke isht, I will burn this unwanted dog like weed/ Think DBR, I aint a C-A-R, Never take me for a ride, Change ur deed/ Am too traditional, Hip hop is mine, you can term it "MY VERNACULAR"/ But you aint something, lack posession 'because nothing about you is spectacular/ NL wanted the greatest, man, why are you aiming at being the lamest/ You is an elephant, but the motionless synthethic recently made -the latest/ My style aint about winning, It represent the attitude, the spirit and letters/ don't depend so much on the loss, even condoms break, you too be latex/ Am the battle, don't battle because you will only rattle, shake no more, dead man/ Am the full circle, you's a arc in the game, try calcu*** am the real bad man/ Dead Bad Rat, a.k.a DBR knows nothing about the biz, SYNC is the OLD CAT/ don't need the right data, because that'll discourage you, take a rest dummie, grow fat/ Am the lastman, the past men were slack men, I took over, watch your side man/ because You will soon feel the pains, better quit! Relax and watch from the sideline/ I commit the worst crime, I got many pissed off, because my tempo aint used for washing/ That's why am the decoy, I made you spit your best, so I bring the test, you still blushing/
NL only if that would still serve, I was off for ACADEMICS Purpose!
Sync, X gat respect fo ya. Tight bars there, wish they came earlier. No matter what happens, the land remains the land it is after the flood and the trees have disappeared. Competition or not, you still representing. Big ups to all the realists in the house. I'm cooling off here big time and very impressed by the level of technicality here. The semis will be tougher. . -> Spit ya game! X' |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 7:00pm On Jan 18, 2009 |
Sauron Vs MailmalcSauronFrom the dark PITS of Mordor: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mailmalc's EULOGY ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Complex text, yes, but your flowz are used o'utta context Non-sensible nonsense, from the shallow depths of your conscience/
Sauron's synonymous with bottomless raps and the apocalypse Mailmalc's destined to die, like black guys and foreign kids in horror flicks/
Have u really got skillz, son? Then drop ya text & show proof Malc' vs Me?? It means he'll border greatness more than Mexico do
I got the talent and skill to challenge the ill, becuz i battle to kill But you're of an average meal, I dont think this 'diet' is 'balanced' for real/
Malc, you not ready for me fist . . .Too young, you can't fade this genius You'll git sonned quick, U are a small twit, more like a baby's penis/
I'ma leave this kid eatin the dust-in-ma-trail, TRUST-I-WONT-FAIL Becuz i'ma be an "illness" under Malc's skin like a fucking RUSTY-NAIL/
Mouth is working but his lungs aren’t, Sauron's a nightmare in this punks heart Rearrange this 'mail' till it becomes 'draft' n Bring 'malc' back to life with a jump start/
I am done talking with nerds, with invisible punches this round is the same as the first Sauron should just be saving his words, although i will say "Thanx" for uppin ma verse/ Mailmalckeys stuck on ignitions ready to drive Sauron off runways wit his baby fictions/ u stil wouldnt fcukin deliver even if u've got pregnacy symptoms/ son, get a bucket to hold tears/ or kick it nd get a free coffin for yo bed/ i made a 'public offer' in bold terms, defeat in 'stock' nd i'm givin u the whole 'shares'/ if u think u's somethin fly/ wait till i clap tools to kill the fcukin fly/ this porcupine feels his little quills could save him from destructive mines/ u still 'miss' like a 'young girl' even if u take shots~from-a-close-range/ pull out ur whole game/ this lyrical future is not~for-ya-stone-age/ Bleep six feet!, nigga i dug u a well n braced it wit 'faeces'/ put u in 'deep sh!t'/ mailmalc squeeze clips, only thing u squeeze is ur ass on ur sista's g-strings/ for real, i've never been a fake G/ please tell us how being a fake feels/ i cut check on mic like Regis/ chop u to soft shreds like flours in bakeries/ these math'matical solved barz outstrip nd outwit ur gramatical blunders/ similar to wordsmith, here is another meticulous version of Hannibal's murder/ don't get it twisted like braids, u'r the next 'big brother' gettin evicted, i stays . . / to give caution like signs on high-ways/it's either destruction or d!%k give me my space/ |
Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland: Volume 3 by mukina2: 7:04pm On Jan 18, 2009 |
Ibime Vs ChamotexIbime**** dusts off the rusty mic*****time to offload these bars of death from my USB before my boss catch me****but first, I gotta tweak a couple of lines for Chamotex*****Chamo, you ready?
I had lyrics, but the judges took the BEST AWAY/ thinking I wont REPLICATE. . . . but my rhymes keep the light shining. . . . yours just de-‘GENERATE’!/
I’m inspired by the SLIGHTEST ASSUMPTION/ that retirement blinded my MIND TO ITS FUNCTIONS/ Just throw the MIC IN MY CIRCUMFERENCE. . . and I’ll ignite you like HYDROGEN BUNSENS!!/
I smack-this-bitch-in-written-text/ snap-his-limbs-and rip-his-neck/ Match-my-gift?. . . . you couldn’t ‘catch-my-drift’–with-fishing-nets!!/
Sauron FOLDED YOU OVER/ but you gave the judges more 'kickbacks' than 'LOADED HOLSTERS'/ I hope u bribed again . . . 'cus you couldn’t 'win free'. . . if you hosted SHOWS WITH 'OPRAH'!/
You couldn’t C I . . . with 101 ROMAN SOLDIERS/ I spit like POTENT COBRAS/ I could carry your weight. . . and your mate. . . on BROKEN SHOULDERS!/
I punch holes in you. . . like lecture NOTES IN FOLDERS/ he might flow like LOCOMOTIVES. . . . . but my jetstream’ll leave ‘sun standing’. . . like a SOLAR SOLSTICE!/ (son standing)
HOLY MOSES!/ I’m the shit!. . . . so HOLD YA NOSES!/ When you spit, we hold our noses. . . . but only 'cus ya flow decomposes!!. . . .
And exposes ya halitosis/ and rancid dragon-breath/ Mouth odour make you Close-Up. . . but I smile freely. . . 'cus I’m Aqua-Fresh!!!/ ChamotexThis is Armageddon and someone’s ‘bout to get done, Ibime don’t take this ish personal, it just had to get done. DJ drop the beat, it’s time for his Crucifixion This is another example of Lyrical assassination
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Let me put an end to ur misery, u choked trying to 'diss-me', im just another unsolved mystery U got caught for rhyme lifting; he’s been busy pressing ‘Ctrl +C’ followed by ‘Ctrl +V’ on his ‘PC’
This dude is so ‘Lonely’ like ‘Akon’ cuzz he gets no action, so he got his arse-torn . . . . . by a Love Machine that was strapped-on, now watch me ‘plug this hole’ (hoe) with ma lyrical ‘tampon’ Got ditched by his male companion, so now he munches pop-corn whilst watching gay-porn
Your flow is so weak like it’s out of shape; mine got u yelling “rape!” this nigger couldn’t escape U’re a battlin disgrace, I hit d ‘backspace’ and leave u 'erased', a lyrical murder victim caught on tape
My flow encapsulates u majestically, infesting the memories I heavenly endeavour in, cleverly U gon’ need psychotherapy cuzz after im done exerting all this energy with rhyme-ringing-melody. . . . . . you will be left with nothing but a sensation and a spine-tingling-memory
Call it ‘hammer time’, u can’t touch this, even if u had a baseball bat, u couldn’t even make a hit Imma fracture ur rhythm, bust ur ear drums, making u dance ‘MAKOSSA’ to a ‘SLOW JAM’ beat
I spit slick quick sick script that'll leave u ripped; this dimwit spits shit that’ll get him kicked into a ditch Ibime the pregnant orangutan, ur bars warrant few consonants so imma throw some D’s on this bitch
Like JAY, im bringing the ‘GIFT and the CURSE’, don’t wana call u GAY but u rap like a ‘BITCH with a PURSE’ P.S - Y’all got me battling an immature amateur, im giving this ‘chick’ her first symptom of MENOPAUSE |