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Poll: who is your favrite court room member here (Nairaland Romance commitee)

190: 30% (25 votes)
ifeleke: 13% (11 votes)
platinumnk: 20% (17 votes)
theseeker: 11% (9 votes)
tubabie: 4% (4 votes)
spikey: 3% (3 votes)
gabry: 14% (12 votes)
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Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Oxone(m): 1:43pm On Jun 07, 2009
yes your honour cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

No2Atheism:

I hereby want to report @secretz and @190, they have been disturbing my eye-sight since with there incessant "flirting" all over NL. Don't they know there is a credit crunch. They are disturbing my peace and eye-sight and ear-sound.

They have caused me to lose concentration during this period that MP's are pocketing the tax payer money.

I beg the jury to please find them both quilty and punished accordingly.

I rest my case.

case duly noted,
will have to amend the charges against 190 to include these
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by No2Atheism(m): 1:44pm On Jun 07, 2009
Oxone:

yes your honour cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

case duly noted,
will have to amend the charges against 190 to include these

Thank you further flirts would be brought to the notice of this honourable court, even ones involving honourable court memmbers. grin grin grin
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by IFELEKE(m): 1:50pm On Jun 07, 2009
No2Atheism:

Thank you further flirts would be brought to the notice of this honourable court, even ones involving honourable court memmbers. grin grin grin
Seek caution Citizen angry Are you doubting the integrity of members of my Jury? wink
Your case is noted and Jury oxone will dispatch summons to the people involved.
oxone, give all the citizens involved notice to go find attornies to represent them.
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by No2Atheism(m): 1:54pm On Jun 07, 2009
IFELEKE:

Seek caution Citizen angry Are you doubting the integrity of members of my Jury? wink
Your case is noted and Jury oxone will dispatch summons to the people involved.
oxone, give all the citizens involved notice to go find attornies to represent them.


No the integrity of the members of the jury at doing what they do is quite intact.

The issue here is whether or not that which they do is supposed to be done within the context of the charter guiding the court in reference to issues of such indices.
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Oxone(m): 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2009
No2Atheism:

Thank you further flirts would be brought to the notice of this honourable court, even ones involving honourable court memmbers. grin grin grin

am a happily married man & so dont understand what you mean

IFELEKE:


Your case is noted and Jury oxone will dispatch summons to the people involved.
oxone, give all the citizens involved notice to go find attornies to represent them.


NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!!

all citizens with cases brought before them in this honourable court have a period of 24hrs to get retain the services of an attorney to represent them & in cases where you cannot afford one, the state will judiciously provide you one

signed
judge ifeleke


will dispatch them now to those concerned your honour
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by IFELEKE(m): 2:12pm On Jun 07, 2009
No2Atheism:

No the integrity of the members of the jury at doing what they do is quite intact.

The issue here is whether or not that which they do is supposed to be done within the context of the charter guiding the court in reference to issues of such indices.
Be rest assured that this honorable court is run on the principles of equity and fair play. . .Fiat Justicia Ruat Caeleum grin

Oxone:


NOTICE! NOTICE!! NOTICE!!!

all citizens with cases brought before them in this honourable court have a period of 24hrs to get retain the services of an attorney to represent them & in cases where you cannot afford one, the state will judiciously provide you one

signed
judge ifeleke


will dispatch them now to those concerned your honour

Very good Honourable oxone, Please assign attornies that will provide pro bono services to people who can't afford one.
@All Concerned who want free attornies,
Address all requests in a formal way to honourable oxone for legal aid.
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Oxone(m): 2:16pm On Jun 07, 2009
IFELEKE:

Very good Honourable oxone, Please assign attornies that will provide pro bono services to people who can't afford one.

all done your honour cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by na2day2(m): 7:13pm On Jun 07, 2009
this kin half baked court sef lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Igwe9(m): 8:01pm On Jun 07, 2009
na2day?:

this kin half baked court sef lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
I wonder oh! shocked
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Oxone(m): 9:15pm On Jun 07, 2009
na2day?:

this kin half baked court sef lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Igwe.:

I wonder oh! shocked


you'll both be held in contempt of court soon angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 10:49pm On Jun 07, 2009
your honour
do u know dat while u were away
oxone and plat were were busy making love
@ the back of ur honourable court,if u doubt dis kindly ask na2day!


@sexretz
what i have wit sexrets is purely turly undying loff
judge u dont want 2 jail me 4 fallin in love wit my missin rib

@plat
she is the one 2 blame for all of dis.
she has a file somewhere around wit she screamin OOOOH OXONNNEEE while they were busy
making love somewhere @ the backyad of ur honurable court,

sexretz and na2day can testify 2 dis
embarassed embarassed

IM INNOCENT IM ONLY IN LOVE cry
!
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Secretz(f): 10:57pm On Jun 07, 2009
No2Atheism:

I hereby want to report @secretz and @190, they have been disturbing my eye-sight since with there incessant "flirting" all over NL. Don't they know there is a credit crunch. They are disturbing my peace and eye-sight and ear-sound.

They have caused me to lose concentration during this period that MP's are pocketing the tax payer money.

I beg the jury to please find them both quilty and punished accordingly.

I rest my case.

shocked I am INNOCENT!!!! I have pressed charges against 191! Sexual molestation no be a good ting ohhh, especially not from a deluded sexual, med taking nutter. tongue

190:

your honour
do u know dat while u were away
oxone and plat were were busy making love
@ the back of ur honourable court,if u doubt dis kindly ask na2day!


@sexretz
what i have wit sexrets is purely turly undying loff
judge u dont want 2 jail me 4 fallin in love wit my missin rib
@plat
she is the one 2 blame for all of dis.
she has a file somewhere around wit she screamin OOOOH OXONNNEEE while they were busy
making love somewhere @ the backyad of ur honurable court,

sexretz and na2day can testify 2 dis
embarassed embarassed

IM INNOCENT IM ONLY IN LOVE cry
!


Your rib is not missing, I removed it!!! angry

I will not testify to anything. tongue
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Enockia(m): 11:02pm On Jun 07, 2009
smiley
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Enockia(m): 11:08pm On Jun 07, 2009
since iice no come out to defend her self it means i win by default
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 11:43pm On Jun 07, 2009
@enockia
wetin iice do u

@sexretz
lets chat
u wan make me vex 4 u so! embarassed embarassed
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by na2day2(m): 11:52pm On Jun 07, 2009
Oxone:

you'll both be held in contempt of court soon angry angry angry angry angry angry

shaaaarrraaapppppppp! return all the money i give u. $250,000 na yam? angry angry angry


190:

your honour
do u know dat while u were away
oxone and plat were were busy making love
@ the back of ur honourable court,if u doubt dis kindly ask na2day!

@plat
she is the one 2 blame for all of dis.
she has a file somewhere around wit she screamin OOOOH OXONNNEEE while they were busy
making love somewhere @ the backyad of ur honurable court,

sexretz and na2day can testify 2 dis
embarassed embarassed


your honor, na true. that plat and oxonne guy sef, dem over do the thing so tey we wey bin dey watch dem tire sef we con go take recess grin
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by platinumnk(f): 11:56pm On Jun 07, 2009
190:




@plat
she is the one 2 blame for all of dis.
she has a file somewhere around wit she screamin OOOOH OXONNNEEE while they were busy
making love somewhere @ the backyad of ur honurable court,

sexretz and na2day can testify 2 dis
embarassed embarassed

IM INNOCENT IM ONLY IN LOVE cry
!



hush ur mputh, u were peepin tom, u and na2day!


making love is a part of our fringe benefits angry angry angry angry
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by platinumnk(f): 11:59pm On Jun 07, 2009
na2day?:

shaaaarrraaapppppppp! return all the money i give u. $250,000 na yam? angry angry angry


your honor, na true. that plat and oxonne guy sef, dem over do the thing so tey we wey bin dey watch dem tire sef we con go take recess grin



shurrp dia! u gave my baby no such thing o, na lie o.

i have connections with the 9ja police system, becareful what chu say o
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 12:02am On Jun 08, 2009
have u seen where police wud arrest the person who 1st reported
that wud be ur case very soon plat
report dem and see! angry angry
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by platinumnk(f): 12:08am On Jun 08, 2009
190:

have u seen where police wud arrest the person who 1st reported
that wud be ur case very soon plat
report dem and see! angry angry

wait for a dertty slap from oxone!!

angry angry angry
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by na2day2(m): 12:17am On Jun 08, 2009
platinumnk:



shurrp dia! u gave my baby no such thing o, na lie o.

i have connections with the 9ja police system, becareful what chu say o


hin don do u 419, carry the money don go brothel nack another persin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by 190: 12:33am On Jun 08, 2009
i just told her
and she wudnt believe
where is ozone now
seriously screwin another person
and coms bak 2 warn ppl off plat
i dont know why d bad guys kip gettin d good girls! embarassed embarassed
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by na2day2(m): 12:41am On Jun 08, 2009
190:

i just told her
and she wudnt believe
where is ozone now
seriously screwin another person
and coms bak 2 warn ppl off plat
i dont know why d bad guys kip gettin d good girls! embarassed embarassed

na my money hin dey use oooo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrtVDhUkao0

click the link to console ya sef
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by platinumnk(f): 1:39am On Jun 08, 2009
190:

i just told her
and she wudnt believe
where is ozone now
seriously screwin another person
and coms bak 2 warn ppl off plat
i dont know why d bad guys kip gettin d good girls! embarassed embarassed

shhush, how can u utter such nonsense!! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

na2day?:

na my money hin dey use oooo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrtVDhUkao0

click the link to console ya sef

na woo for u o angry angry angry
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by na2day2(m): 1:41am On Jun 08, 2009
platinumnk:

shhush, how can u utter such nonsense!! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

na woo for u o angry angry angry



truth must be told tongue tongue tongue
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by platinumnk(f): 1:46am On Jun 08, 2009
na2day?:

truth must be told tongue tongue tongue


no truth , na be lie o, what till the honorable judge comes in angry angry angry grin
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by na2day2(m): 1:47am On Jun 08, 2009
platinumnk:


no truth , na be lie o, what till the honorable judge comes in angry angry angry grin

mean while letz go outside to discuss man to woman  wink wink wink
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by platinumnk(f): 2:19am On Jun 08, 2009
na2day?:

mean while letz go outside to discuss man to woman wink wink wink


seee how u do this!!! my husband wil chop off ur legs!! angry angry angry angry


u and 190 n the same boat grin
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by na2day2(m): 2:22am On Jun 08, 2009
platinumnk:


seee how u do this!!! my husband wil chop off ur legs!! angry angry angry angry


u and 190 n the same boat grin

well u good see na no wahala
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Nobody: 2:24am On Jun 08, 2009
IFELEKE, I gotz my eyes on you, shotigbo
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by na2day2(m): 2:27am On Jun 08, 2009
FL Gators:

IFELEKE, I gotz my eyes on you, shotigbo
GBAM! e don happen, i am all ears ooo grin grin grin
Re: Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here by Nobody: 2:30am On Jun 08, 2009
Wetin happen?
wetin you dey do to my bro?
I dey watch you too, shotibo

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