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Why I Ceased Visiting Rich People. by david10ng(m): 5:42pm On Oct 17, 2006 |
WHY I CEASED VISITING RICH PEOPLE. BELOW WAS AN ENCOUNTER WITH A RICH FRIEND DURING A VISIT TO HIS HOUSE SOMETIME IN 1999. Question: "What would you like to have , Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: "Tea please." Question: "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea?" Answer: "Ceylon tea." Question: "How would you like it? black or white?" Answer: "White." Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?" Answer: "With milk." Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?" Answer: "With cow milk please. Question: “Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer: "Um, I'll take it black." Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar." Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?" Answer: "Cane sugar." Question: “White, brown or yellow sugar?" Answer: "Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." Question: "Mineral water or still water?" Answer: "Mineral water." Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured?" Answer: "Leave it I'm OK". I simply got up and left. SEE WHAT I MEAN/ |
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