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"don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by anayoez: 10:38am On Sep 10, 2009
Picture yourself lying naked under a sheet on a gurney out in the hall prior to going to surgery. As you lie there, a man in a white coat comes by, lifts up the sheet, and then leaves.

This happens a second time. The third time this happens you say "Doctor, am I going into surgery soon?" The man replies, "Don't ask me. I'm just a painter!"



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Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by blissieng(f): 10:43am On Sep 10, 2009
Where Seun AKA 'sege' go dig dis one from now?

@poster,
I think you missed the forum you were recruited for.

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Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Ben13: 10:45am On Sep 10, 2009
hahahaha. . ble comes
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by romsky: 10:48am On Sep 10, 2009
so hilariously lame
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by blissieng(f): 10:49am On Sep 10, 2009
me I just dey talk my mind oh!
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by busybody20: 10:50am On Sep 10, 2009
@ poster,

u no try at all!  angry  sad

where r u digging out all these dry collection of jokes?
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Ben13: 10:53am On Sep 10, 2009
and he wouldn't post them in one thread
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by romsky: 11:01am On Sep 10, 2009
ow him thread go plenty for needle
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by candylips(m): 11:07am On Sep 10, 2009
hmm undecided
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by sylve11: 11:34am On Sep 10, 2009
wetin crack ur lips? cool
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Abbeycity4(f): 11:44am On Sep 10, 2009
na kissg nw
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by candylips(m): 11:51am On Sep 10, 2009
Abbey_city:

na kissg nw

cheesy kisng fit crack lips
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by anayoez: 11:53am On Sep 10, 2009
wink :d
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Abbeycity4(f): 11:54am On Sep 10, 2009
na today?
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by candylips(m): 11:55am On Sep 10, 2009
na wa o
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Abbeycity4(f): 1:15pm On Sep 10, 2009
wetin?
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by candylips(m): 1:17pm On Sep 10, 2009
sey na u dey for that pic
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Abbeycity4(f): 2:27pm On Sep 10, 2009
no na u!
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by candylips(m): 2:32pm On Sep 10, 2009
hehe grin
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Abbeycity4(f): 2:43pm On Sep 10, 2009
close ya tit jor

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Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by candylips(m): 2:53pm On Sep 10, 2009
i get nice dentation grin
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Ben13: 2:58pm On Sep 10, 2009
next time try calling it dentition
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by candylips(m): 3:12pm On Sep 10, 2009
o yea mr editor thanks dentition .
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by clemcykul(f): 3:46pm On Sep 10, 2009
i love candies
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by candylips(m): 4:22pm On Sep 10, 2009
clemcykul:

i love candies

really
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Ben13: 4:25pm On Sep 10, 2009
but not your type o
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by candylips(m): 4:27pm On Sep 10, 2009
so which type
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Ben13: 4:34pm On Sep 10, 2009
don't ask me! painter like you.
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Abbeycity4(f): 4:37pm On Sep 10, 2009
OmG!!! grin
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by candylips(m): 4:39pm On Sep 10, 2009
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Ben13: 4:41pm On Sep 10, 2009
you don paint ya head join. abeg go baff
Re: "don't Ask Me. I'm Just A Painter!" by Abbeycity4(f): 4:50pm On Sep 10, 2009
LMAO!!! grin

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