Me, I no be ajebo or Behind guy

intellectually unparalleled and aesthetically mind-blowing lady

So does the average Nigerian girl have beauty and brains?

Although I am not Behind, I am ok aesthetically, and I believe that I am not bad intellectually either. So why can't I find a 9ja girl that has this in common with me, so we can start something together? Or am I looking in the wrong places? (I dey HBCU area)

omega25red:

make you take small hide because dem go soon shoot your head commot for here

Also, a more general question: where can I find 9ja guys and girls that have not been Americanized to hang out with? I attended both Nigerian Navy Secondary School, Abeokuta and Obafemi Awolowo University for some time. And to be sincere, I am so used to the nigerian kind of fun that I have failed at adapting to my new surroundings or my new friends. I am not a party person, nor an alcoholic, but in those days in Ife, I could still manage to catch fun. I am starving for 9ja flavored fun.

SEFAGO:

This is your problem. And you are asking for this:

wetin christmas, don end now

Not really, that is why they are called average. However, there are outliers

Are you above average?

FL Gators:

Are you above average?

sjeezy8:

FL you should have my kid foreal he'll be fine and unique looking. mehn trust me

Since you and SEFAGO are not above average, you have no right to yab naija girls

But you can prove me wrong with pix

Are you above average?

FL Gators:

Since you and SEFAGO are not above average, you have no right to yab naija girls

But you can prove me wrong with pix

beejaei:

@SEFAGO

Mehn, we no get African society, but the Africans wey dey here dey vex me. Little or no Africanness in them! In fact, I prefer to friend Akata. Mehn, if I no get 9ja fun, I fit turn to another AbdulMutallab.

If fine and smart babes dey for Maryland, I go gats change my glasses, so I go discover them.

@FL Gators and sjeezy

You are only permitted to go off topic after you have dropped your two cents!

beejaei:

I just land year about a year ago. And I am not one to diss people or insult them, as I am sensitive to such stuff. But the 9ja babes I have come across since I came here, the majority of them worwor. And worse still, them raz. Me, I no be ajebo or Behind guy, but I have fantasies of meeting an intellectually unparalleled and aesthetically mind-blowing lady. I no get plan to get a girl for some time, but if things continue the way they are, then when I finally decide, I will go for akata, since they are beautiful and well-endowed, even if they also have cotton-wool for brains. So does the average Nigerian girl have beauty and brains? Or na soso worwor and olodo dem be?  

Since you and SEFAGO are not above average, you have no right to yab naija girls

But you can prove me wrong with pix

beejaei:

Tudor, I just saw your picture. Quite busty. But you kinda look old. You probably married, so it is not a bad thing to be old then. And from your posts, you seem to have something between your ears. I will not mind a younger version of you.

You have to fast for 400 hundreds days and 400 nights to find a gorgeous Naija chick who is drop dead gorgeous from head to toe, just like how drop dead gorgeous Akata girls are.There are Naija girls who are drop dead gorgeous, but the ratio is about 1/3000, which means that you are unlikely to find one. Then on top of that you want a drop dead gorgeous Naija chick who is an intellectual, then the ratio falls to 1/5000. The odds are against you. It seems they only give ugly Naija girls visa to come to Yankee.

And the ugly Naija females you will find are usually intimidated by good-looking Naija men, so they end having babies with ugly Naija men or old ugly men who spend money and take care of them, even if those men are married. End result, ugly kids.

beejaei:

@SEFAGO and Princek12

Thanks for the insight and directions. I thought I was the only one that noticed this trend in 9ja babes. E be like I go gats go back to OAU when na time for marriage. Even for there, e no go easy. This is what several years of neglect of the educational system can cause.

@Princek12

I enjoyed your use of statistics and your bluntness. When I am really ready for a girl, I go IM you so I fit get into that inner ring of intellectual and beautiful 9ja babes in Maryland.

Princek12:

I am sorry, you may have to go for Akata. You have to fast for 400 hundreds days and 400 nights to find a gorgeous Naija chick who is drop dead gorgeous from head to toe, just like how drop dead gorgeous Akata girls are. There are Naija girls who are drop dead gorgeous, but the ratio is  about 1/3000, which means that you are unlikely to find one. Then on top of that you want a drop dead gorgeous Naija chick who is an intellectual, then the ratio falls to 1/5000. The odds are against you. It seems they only give ugly Naija girls visa to come to Yankee.

And the ugly Naija females you will find are usually intimidated by good-looking Naija men, so they end having babies with ugly Naija men or old ugly men who spend money and take care of them, even if those men are married. End result, ugly kids. I will suggest you expand your horizon or find someone in the Naija community who will bring you inside the Maryland Naija girls clique, because a lot of Naija girls will not talk to you unless "Funmi" introduces you to them. They lack interpersonal skills such as going out and meeting at random a stranger, even if that stranger is a Naija guy like you who is new to the community. Naija girls are extremely cliquish, so you have to find a friend who is inside the Maryland Naija clique to introduce you to the few pretty Naija girls, but the pretty ones are usually taken, because of the law of demand and supply. A lot of Naija guys pounce on the few Naija pretty girls at the slightest glance.

Also, if you are into Ibo girls, you stand a better chance of meeting a pretty Naija chick, since Ibo girls are generally finer. If you are looking for a drop dead gorgeous Yoruba chick, I am really sorry for you my brother. I love my Naija sisters, but I am too much of a realist not to speak the truth.

FL Gators:

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beejaei:

sjeezy8, what part of beauty and brains can you not decode from your years in high school and vocational school? [tongue-in-cheek] *If person go OAU, to dey yab just gats dey person blood*

SEFAGO:

Princek12, though I dont have experience, but you said what most of my friends tell me. Nigerian girls are very cliquish. I would really like to meet any Nigerian girl though. She doesn't have to be ridiculously gorgeous, but I want someone who I can relate with.