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An English Prayer by dani1luv: 2:21pm On May 27, 2010 |
English is my shepherd I shall not fail It leads me in the path of adverbs For its name sake Even though I walk through the valley And shadow of preposition I fear no noun For my dictionary is with me My text book and my pen They comfort me They prepare a way before me In preparations for my exams They anoint my head with conjunctions My interjection overflow Surely, phrase and clauses shall follow me, All the days of my life And I shall dwell in the house of literature Forever and ever, AMEN. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An English Prayer by romsky: 2:32pm On May 27, 2010 |
inglish F9 |
Re: An English Prayer by dani1luv: 2:36pm On May 27, 2010 |
Na your result be that . .you nor enjoy my prayer |
Re: An English Prayer by romsky: 2:45pm On May 27, 2010 |
me wan get A1 die na prayer wey u do as u dey write jamb few weeks ago b dat? |
Re: An English Prayer by dani1luv: 2:50pm On May 27, 2010 |
romsky: which kain A1. .see lie This prayer dey work die ehn. . I use am write waec nah. . Which kain jamb. .jamb wey I nor nid english . .abegi |
Re: An English Prayer by romsky: 2:53pm On May 27, 2010 |
dani1luv: no vex na now i know say true true na abule-mu-won-leru sekondary skul u go na real wa o so ya tongue don long pass ur mouth if person tell u say make u dey close mouth u go squeeze face like rotten egusi soup |
Re: An English Prayer by Spyker: 2:56pm On May 27, 2010 |
This is really nice but why did you post it as a joke? |
Re: An English Prayer by dani1luv: 3:05pm On May 27, 2010 |
romsky:see typographical error. . .no misquote me abeg where you see am wrtie . .kai anty rommie. .you dun grow nah |
Re: An English Prayer by romsky: 3:08pm On May 27, 2010 |
y u go modify am |
Re: An English Prayer by dani1luv: 3:17pm On May 27, 2010 |
thou shall not lie against thy mod. . NL 3rd Rule |
Re: An English Prayer by olorikan(f): 5:10pm On May 27, 2010 |
Re: An English Prayer by lysaa(f): 9:38am On May 28, 2010 |
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