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Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by MrRambo: 6:37pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
My people, im not so much of a regular poster; i spend more time reading and LMAoff but each time i do i can't help but wonder where the inspiration for all these NL screenames/ID's come from. MR Basher [/b]dates back to my UNILAG days and my ways with the babes, i was kaitaring until i met Jesus. lol. Please let me know what incites your names. Here are my opinions on a few of you; my impressions are totally born from viewing yout ID's. [b]chaircover. Interior designer? Makes chaircovers for a living? Abstract view-maybe her husband is the chairman while she is the covering? furotex. i mean, what on earth is furotex? U be courier service? chamotex. see above TheCongo= zulu warrior Wislet. Just as you have Pigs and Piglets, you have Wisdom and Wislet MRbrownJAY i have a feeling you have worked in a cybercafe before or you dey do or don retire from Yahoo yahoo. "Hallo, i am Dr Brown Jay calling from the American Mini, " Shaarap dere! SCAM! MzD@rkSkin. u are pretty but for my mind you black die! U like parole. U re tall. Lord Reed: Chain smoker Sweet T - You attend redeemed christian church of God no doubt. They probly call you sweet sister T silvasurfa: You dey watch film too much. You favorite colors are black and white tpia*: A funky way of tellin us your favorite drink- otapiapia Tgirl4real: Your email is most likely Tgirl4real@yahoo.com Ebony-Silk: Fine girl no pimples. ~Sissy~: You wear iro and buba everywhere. jason123. likes old school music. Ah 1, ah 2, ah 3 lets go! afam4eva. Runs man Ma_J_Blige. she likes to sing but sounds like a horse eku_bear. i keep think he is about to have a child. eku bear a bouncing baby boy mohawkchic: her name is motunrayo. she is fat. Orobo wear skinny jeans Ileke-IdI - You get plenty bombom. It's wande coal, Oooo. Kile le yi?! Lovemee: Her real name is probly lovelyn Busy_body: You are probly plenty fun to be around, also very annoyin netotse: You must be from Zaire zayhal: A combination of your first and middle name- zainab and halima sistawoman: You are the oldest child and all your siblings call you 'sista' michelin89: small girl. common 22yrs old girl like u. mschew DANBUZU1 - Dis guy dey form Alfa up and down, he has a goaty and e dey boooze! ifyalways- nice and sweet lady, likes to please other pple. aloy/emeka: At home, everybody calls u emeka but in school/work/church they call you broda aloy xtremer- dis bros like adventure SEFAGO: Sounds like your business name. U hardly smile. Has a bassy voice. fstranger1 -female stranger, forgotten stranger, first stranger, ? Strange. i can't figure u out. You are yoruba, lagbaja wanabe. Do you sing? chamber2. At 68, he still hopes to be a laywer, one day LoveKing. In bed he always goes "say my name baby, saaaay my name!" bk.babe97y. You have a bakery. EzeUche. Very igbotic. Heavy accent. Answers d fone with "Eh, Hallo!?" Mai Suya. Quiet guy. Only thing he ever says is "how much own you wan buy?" manmustwac. thats your excuse for everything blacksta: your mother is Ghanian uspry1. reminds me of my mom and mornin devotion. 'Let usPry' 190. His first ride. |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by joyblinks(f): 8:05pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
Guy i don laff tire. As for 190.he hasn't rode a car before. Benz 190 is his dream car |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by opensecret: 8:08pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
i think even a 2 year old would know what sistawoman means. the list must be tongue in cheek cos almost everything on it is WRONG. |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by Idowuogbo(f): 8:10pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
heheheh my means esu leyin ibeji u beta recognise |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by sistajay(f): 9:12pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
@ Rambo. . . . . . . you get time o! |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by MrRambo: 10:52pm On Feb 03, 2011 |
opensecret: ehen? Aunty na u? reveal ur own inspiration, u dey dere dey talk boh-at. My own understandin of sista na im i put dere. put ur own- international ITK Idowuogbo: IDOWUOGBO!! Who is like unto thee? joyblinks: Halleluyah Joy u are correct. very correct. Lets join hands in agreement with our broda. There's nothin God cannot do. @sista Jay net- dont we all? |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by opensecret: 12:04am On Feb 04, 2011 |
You should put your thread in joke section cos your title is misleading. You simply spoilt all the names instead of letting people give their reasons for them. Na you sabi oh. It doesnt concern me. |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by MrRambo: 12:05pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
abeg abeg open secret carry ur wahala comot from my yard. Which life? You no dey hear english for aftanun? am i stoppin anyone from givin their reasons abi isnt that the purpose of this thread. Abi u hear anoda person complain. Rabbish E be like say u been chop undone beans. |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by tjskii(f): 11:06pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
lol,very funny poster,and i must say,quite ingenious,thumbs up |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by Idowuogbo(f): 11:12pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
Mr Rambo: No one like Badosky!!! ogbeni rambo , ayato jo |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by Emmyk(m): 10:59pm On Feb 05, 2011 |
Attaboy. Rambo, More. Ha! |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by Nobody: 2:53am On Feb 06, 2011 |
[COLOR=#0055BB]LMFAO! Joblessness of the HIGHEST order!!!! Those that I have quoted were the funniest of all! Esp. the one about BrownJay. LMAO!!!!!!![/COLOR] |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by LoveKing(m): 8:39pm On Feb 07, 2011 |
opensecret: otapiapia why it dey pain you? |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by MsPotato(f): 3:02pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
ROTFLMAO!!! (i think i peed in my pants) |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by MrRambo: 4:39pm On Feb 09, 2011 |
LoveKing: I tire o. help me ask am. ms Potato- joh o! No tell anybody say i buy pampers for you o |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by MsPotato(f): 1:27am On Feb 10, 2011 |
Awwww. . . Mr Rambo. U are too sweet. Because of you and that 20 inches thick pampers, you have made alot of guys out there including Dbanj and the P Square brothers stare at me and ask me for ma numba! And even Lagbaja go remove his face mask for me ooo |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by joyblinks(f): 6:11am On Feb 10, 2011 |
even Lagbaja go remove his face mask for me ooo when that one happen, call us, maybe when him see real Yansh him go even stop to wear that him cloths |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by MsPotato(f): 7:05am On Feb 10, 2011 |
The question is is he actually in love with a real yansh or with the diapers itself. |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by joyblinks(f): 7:07am On Feb 10, 2011 |
na wah ooo, which Naija man go love pampers nyansh na ehn? ask yourself. |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by MrRambo: 3:27pm On Feb 10, 2011 |
Ms. Potato: lol. I can imagine Lagbaja blowing that saxophone after ur nyansh and singing ~*my sweet porayro o , my sweet pohrayro~*. Na wa o. |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by MsPotato(f): 1:24am On Feb 11, 2011 |
Joy, anything is possible. Mr. Rambo, LOL! Nahhh, , , I only imagine him singing My Sweet potato. . . My sweet potato. . . . Than Dbanj come whack him up saying you stole part of ma song! And than Dbanj will bend down on his knees infront of me singing My Sweet Potato. . . I wanna tell u ma mind I wanna tell u ma mind ooo. . . |
Re: Nairaland Id's- Your Inspiration by joyblinks(f): 5:48am On Feb 11, 2011 |
Mr. Rambo, LOL! Nahhh, , , I only imagine him singing My Sweet potato. . . My sweet potato. . . . Than Dbanj come whack him up saying you stole part of ma song! And than Dbanj will bend down on his knees infront of me singing My Sweet Potato. . . I wanna tell u ma mind I wanna tell u ma mind oo lol |
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