El Guapo:


Derek played football with
his mates every Sunday
afternoon in the local park.
His right knee had been
giving him trouble for
some time, but recently
the pain had been even
worse than usual so he
decided to see the doctor.
When he arrived at the
surgery, the nurse told
him he could see the
doctor in 15 minutes but
first he would have to
give a urine sample. Derek
said that it seemed crazy
to give a urine sample to
help solve his knee
problem. However the
nurse insisted, so
eventually Derek
complied. A quarter of an
hour later he was ushered
in to see the doctor.
"So, that knee is giving
you trouble again, eh?"
said the doctor almost
immediately. "The nurse
must have told you then,"
said Derek, wondering
how the doctor knew.
"No. It was in your urine
analysis," the doctor
replied. "We've got a new
urology machine which
can diagnose every
physical condition with
complete accuracy."
Derek didn't believe a
word of it, but
nevertheless he agreed to
provide another urine
sample on a check-up
visit. A few days later,
Derek was sitting at the
kitchen table with his wife
and teenage daughter. He
was telling them about
this ridiculous machine,
when he decided to have
a little fun with the doctor.
He peed into the sample
bottle, as did his wife and
daughter.
Then he had the idea of
giving even more 'spice'
to the proceedings. He
added a few drops of
motor oil to the bottle and
finally had a self-service and put
a few drops of semen in
with it too. He returned to
the doctor's surgery,
shook the bottle and
handed it to the nurse.
This time the urine
analysis took half an hour.
Finally Derek was ushered
in to see the doctor. The
doctor looked at him and
said,
"I'm afraid I've got some
bad news for you. Your
daughter's pregnant, your
wife's got V .D., your
car's about to break down
and if you don't stop
wanking, that knee's
going to get even worse."

vladimiros:

epic shame most nigerians don`t get the joke

Thank gawd for mates like u