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Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by dani1luv: 9:20pm On Mar 31, 2011 |
El [/b]goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer. The computer asks him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow. A drawer pops out and he is asked to urinate in it. After a few bleeps and flashing lights the computer decides he has tennis elbow. [b]El [/b]gets annoyed and decides to get one over on this machine so he asks [b]badosky snr [/b]his wife for a urine sample. He then mixes this with urine from his dog named [b]element and his son stud to top it up, adds some of his sparm,, chai. He takes it to the computer-physician who again asks him for a sample. He places the urine/sperm sample in the drawer and the computer makes its usual display of bleeps and flashes before telling him that his wife Badosky snr ![]() ![]() stud has chicken pox and if he doesn't stop masturbating he'll never get rid of his tennis elbow. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by Idowuogbo(f): 9:55pm On Mar 31, 2011 |
Lwkkmd .omggg dani u won't kill me El come and see dis insult upon eminity , ban dani for dis loool |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by dani1luv: 10:00pm On Mar 31, 2011 |
Badosky Snr!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by Nobody: 10:09pm On Mar 31, 2011 |
Yepa! Dani 'Babalawo' Raji fashola, whatta are u upto?? ![]() No 1 offience - This is ma joke, and u stole it jxt to add some cholestrol and bromate No 2 offience - Element ma best friend no fit be ma dog naa ![]() No 3 offience - Ma union wiv Id no fit produce an 'headward' son like Studio, i fit manage guys like Neyshed, Hamid or Shakara, they're obedient kids ![]() ![]() ![]() Just like Id suggested, i ought to ban u for this, wait lemme open ur profile ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by Idowuogbo(f): 10:14pm On Mar 31, 2011 |
dani1luv:o pari u have finished me wiv laf ![]() ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by Nobody: 10:29pm On Mar 31, 2011 |
Idowu whose child will that be?, mind what u do with ma children, Dani cant get good at any Test directives ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by dani1luv: 10:31pm On Mar 31, 2011 |
El Guapo: No 1 ~ False. . . Show me evidence jor ![]() No 2~ Er . . . sincerely dat wz d name dat came str8 up 2 me head without a sencond thought ![]() No 3 ~ . . . . .I agree with you . , dat boy er, na stubborn play play child. . .I nor fit blame d chicken pox wey dey im nyash plus im abia YOu ban me I go open another ID like. . .jackkettle ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by Nobody: 10:53pm On Mar 31, 2011 |
ROTFLMAO ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by bright007(f): 10:58pm On Mar 31, 2011 |
What!What is dis?Am I dreaming?Its like watching several episodes of a drama or watching different part of a movie originally done on VCD $ now having the opportunity of watching the it full on a DVD plate.JACKPOT,my NEPHEW were are you? My eyes can't see this alone!!! |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by Idowuogbo(f): 11:00pm On Mar 31, 2011 |
Dani don dey kolomala loooollll ![]() ![]() ![]() Jacshiiit u no |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by dani1luv: 8:12am On Apr 01, 2011 |
Id, u 2 gbaski jor ![]() ![]() ![]() Come bright werrin b ya own ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by jackpot(f): 8:25am On Apr 01, 2011 |
[size=24pt]Dani, even you? Why do you go do a remix of dat Unholy Union & Self-service prick dangling immoral act?[/size] But thank God say no be you do am na El-GOAT EL, why do you commit all these atrocities in d presence of Dani, now you're exposed more & more ![]() ![]() dani, d son name suppose be Hamid.O so dat e go be like father like son |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by Nobody: 8:39am On Apr 01, 2011 |
Lovely Mum told me Prior to ma appointment at El marca '' Son dont engage Urself in a war of wits with an unarmed man '' Jackpot try to understand that u aint ma class in anyway please! |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by jackpot(f): 8:48am On Apr 01, 2011 |
bright007:can you imagine d conconbility? Can you imagine watching blue film for Silverbird Cinemas? This sexually-immoral horror movie of El-Guapo busting condomz, dangling, tingling & flinging his 12" pawpaw-like prick shaft to grandmama's, self-servicing and releasing his black-colored [size=24pt] Can someone remove all these SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT BLUE HORROR FILM casted by El- ![]() ![]() dani, eject dat blue film disk please! ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by bright007(f): 8:53am On Apr 01, 2011 |
@Dani:Alas!thank God u are aware of this show of shame by EL $ co.Do you support this act? Hmmmm, ***come to think of it, she even posted this thread. Obviously, I can see her 32 grinding angels glittering in her smile from start to finish of post*** Is she also a party to this? |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by jackpot(f): 9:01am On Apr 01, 2011 |
El Guapo: ya! I know you're an internationally-recognised famous pörn-star. . . . . .married to Madam Idowu, d Sexuality Spa Sexiest Sexy Figure-8 Sweet-32 Red'ARSE hot mama ![]() ![]() can anybody help me upload dat Idowu's Sexy pix? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by oderemo(m): 11:40am On Apr 01, 2011 |
sorry cant get the joke. next. |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by shakara4u(m): 1:01pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
No 3 offience - Ma union wiv Id no fit produce an 'headward' son like Studio, i fit manage guys like Neyshed, Hamid or Shakara, they're obedient kids if that one be my brother,i for dun poison am tey tey |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by Nobody: 2:06pm On Apr 01, 2011 |
Lol ![]() Shakara abeg free Stud, em madness contract wiv Ogboni fraternity have jxt 1yr to expire, then Sense go return to the lad ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by yinkalink(f): 2:17pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
So Dani stil dey post jokes? Eyah! I tink sey na only us subjects dey do dat. Jackpot n Bryt, wen wil u guys stop bin an irritatn to urselves n odas? Nice wan Mod. |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by Idowuogbo(f): 2:23pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
madam yincus u dey ask dose tins wen dem go change , babe forget dier issues na brain malfunction dey worry dem jare , btwn dont doubt dani jokes ability o he has his one off moments funny dude |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by yinkalink(f): 2:42pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
I no dey doubt. I b tink say he af retire 4rm joke postin |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by EfemenaXY: 3:14pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
jackpot: The Heck!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() all of una wan kill pessin!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by jackpot(f): 3:24pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
**ignores d red arse woman Idowu for now. . .** efe, why u come travel u no tell bros J? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by EfemenaXY: 3:28pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
my dear - na so we see am now! Besides, I see say you still dey at war! ![]() ![]() how body sha? ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by jackpot(f): 3:46pm On Apr 02, 2011 |
war? Well i prefer calling it I try 2 bring in humor in what i post & i'm enjoyin it. Body dey inside cloth. . . @efe welcome back. I'm sure my nephew 007 missed u d most. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by EfemenaXY: 12:24am On Apr 03, 2011 |
oh? ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by Nobody: 1:47am On Apr 03, 2011 |
^ Dont u fink an exclamation mark should have faired berra than that question mark? ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by jackpot(f): 5:45am On Apr 03, 2011 |
El, you no dey hear word ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by bright007(f): 6:26am On Apr 03, 2011 |
Idowuogbo (f)  Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) « #20 on: Yesterday at 02:23:15 PM » Posts: 2945  Offline madam yincus u dey ask dose tins wen dem go change , babe forget dier issues na brain malfunction dey worry dem jare , btwn dont doubt dani jokes ability o he has his one off moments funny dude. ***You wan start again,since how many days now you $ your hubby been don pretend to shut-up,after public shame $ humiliation. There is one thing I would love to tell both of u,Bright HATES THE GAME $ NOT THE PLAYER.So,I don't hate u guyz but your dogmatic character on posting sexual activities. |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by Nobody: 8:52am On Apr 03, 2011 |
^ Who's talking Please? |
Re: Computer Physician(fckingly Hilarous) by yinkalink(f): 10:11am On Apr 03, 2011 |
So bryt na Eldee fan,eyah! Dats nice |
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