Someone (who has so much time) has decided to document Nigeria’s First Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan’s grammatical blunders in public places, dubbed “Patience Jonathan Top 10 Hits”. We knew there were some, but not 10 or more.

Anyways, enjoy the “Hits” and take cover when necessary.

1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people

2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children

3. My Fellow Widows

4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children

5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one – Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup

7. The Bombers who born them?wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow

8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

10. vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA .

source for more: www.latestgists.com

Lol

Very funny. Be careful tho'. d police may come knocking on ur door very soon. Hey, just saying. Really hillarious. We can't say it's her fault tho'. Maybe she never knew she wld bcom d first lady. At least not so soon. Free her joooohhhhhhhhrrrrrrrr!

Mu he he he he he

Don't forget 'children who have lost their parents have become widows'!




Who say 'Warri nor dey carry last'?

Mgbeke First-Lady of Nigeria. Even Turai beta pass disi wan. Kei!

^^no doubt your husband better pass her own and you yourself would have been a better match for jonathan than patience, not so?

we're all aware you're the best thing since fried shark, to each and every man who is offered the sight of your underwear and whatever you keep inside- whether some hard jazz, yeast, or some other thing.

na you better pass.

^^^

Hear comes the almighty QUEEN of thread derailment. ODUDUWA cyber gossip with e badu belle and e jolosi syndrome to eternity. When I deal with your useless arzzzes, you will be the first to run for cover and ban.
Who is stalking who now? Did I address your stinking 'Yoruba', unphockable behind

Please, stop addressing me. I find you extremely disgusting!

Mu he he he he he

Show us ya own.
Old IJEBU-OGBONI-cyber, husband-killer winch with no man for house. TWA!

Please, only 80 men(78 offline and 2 ONLINE) have eaten my yeast in this my life time and counting. . . .ALL STILL ALIVE AND WELL.

E dey [size=16pt]T-pain[/size] ya arzzzzz?

Kpele o! JOLOSI OGBONI MAMA!!!

Back to work jare.

I beg. . .I dey celebrate my birthday for China next month(with one of my very BEST customers from Delta State Nigeria . . .NO OKORO-Yoruba PLEASE!)

Soooooooooo diafore, try get YA 'papers' take vacation from NL. Illegal UFO!

You are invited dearie.

^^maybe you should regale us with more tales of your online and offline lovers who you have at your beck and call.

so those of us with no life can see how you're enjoying.

^^^

Sorry!

Enjoy the one you have read so far. At least some of us have proven to 'get it on' on and offline as kpeeeeeeee being eggggstremely phockable and desirable(with only the very best. . . if I may add ) Not with local NL buffoons like ya and OTHERS wey no fit marry but for FaceBook and NL recycled pit latrines. With the UGLIEST brides recorded in history. Una nor dey even shame to show una wor-wor faces with una BOKO-HARAM wedding pictures for all to see. Chineke!!!

My husband is still 'the KING'. Go and marry ya own.
Abi you see me for divorce court?
LOOOOOZA!

I can understand the hate. Sorry, you can't get no one to 'eat' ya.

Kpele o! All your fellow WIDOWS aka 'ashewos' cyber have been kicked off their bottom pawa 'moderating' posts in the other side? After tearing their pants and h-underwias for center of 'village market'. Na wah for awon "Big-Kaward" Anu-Boko-HarEm-harlots o! Great entertainment I tellya. My porsonal-porson on the h-inside gif me the low-down. Mu he he he he Oturugbeke o!


Mu he he he he he. The world has been vindicated. We now know who the real "McCoyzzz" are, WITH ALL THE UNDERGROUND KURU KERE RUNS. MU HE HE HE HE

(MISSION SOOOOOOOOOOO ACCOMPLISHED. . .DID NOT EVEN TAKE ME AS LONG AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD TO GET THE JOB DONE. . .AS IN SEEING THOSE DISGRACEFUL MODERATOR-HARLOTS AND OMBUNDSMAN KICKED OUT OF THAT "OYA ASHEWO BABES AND DUDES CLUB". . . MU HE HE HE HE)

I DEY LAFF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. . . . LIKE OBJ. . . . .KWAH KWAH KWAH KWAH. . . Mu he he he he he

FYI:I don't do 'Ogbono feli feli' mouthed dudes of the h-internet.

Ciao!

Dang! 00:45AM. 6 hours to close!

Madam UGLY TPIA, I beg go find work. You are interferring with my $15,000 monthly income dear.

MOVE YA STINKIN' ARZZZZ!!!

Niceyenuf:

Very funny. Be careful tho'. d police may come knocking on your door very soon. Hey, just saying. Really hillarious. We can't say it's her fault tho'. Maybe she never knew she wld bcom d first lady. At least not so soon. Free her joooohhhhhhhhrrrrrrrr!

true, but that is why we should try and improve ourselves, and be the best we can be because you never can tell where you will end up in future!

waconzy21:


1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people

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2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children

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3. My Fellow Widows

Funny English.