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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Collects Fan's Phone At Concert, Records Himself Before Returning It (vid by Nilx: 6:13pm On Nov 25, 2021
Goat of ya goat

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Family / Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors Husband by Nilx: 6:13pm On Nov 25, 2021
Go fvuck yourself you stupid bitch
Family / Re: What Are Your Plans For 2022 by Nilx: 1:22pm On Nov 24, 2021
KingEverest:

remove that`` look for love`` please if u want to have peace of mind

I’m not going to remove it because I already made up my mind to hope for the best and prepare for the worst....

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Family / Re: What Are Your Plans For 2022 by Nilx: 1:02pm On Nov 24, 2021
Quit smoking:

Have a YouTube channel:

Have my both store ready:

Start farming:

Look for love:

Travel to at least 2 countries:

Gym: 10 hrs per week.

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Family / I’m Respect To This, How Many Have You Shagged? by Nilx: 2:52pm On Nov 21, 2021
cry cry one

Foreign Affairs / Re: 1787 First Edition Copy Of US Constitution Sells At Auction For $43million (Pix) by Nilx: 9:02am On Nov 21, 2021
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Religion / Re: Why Did You Stop Going To Church by Nilx: 8:59am On Nov 21, 2021
Ten years ago because I couldn’t afford it anymore. I’m in my mid twenties now, and yet I still can’t afford it

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Crime / Re: Help!!! My Wife's Niece Violated by Nilx: 6:57am On Nov 21, 2021
I believe there should be some sort of agency that deals with matter like this in the state. Inform them and let them fight for you and your niece.......

Like, it’s even good they paid the 10k and goat. They already pleaded guilty and make sure you mention everything in the letter you send to the agency.

Have a nice day
Politics / Re: CAN: US Erred In Delisting Nigeria From Religious Freedom Blacklist by Nilx: 11:35pm On Nov 20, 2021
Ok o
Romance / Re: Is Something Mentally Wrong With Boogyman557 by Nilx: 10:51pm On Nov 20, 2021
That’s all he want, attention, and you giving him already. He wants to become celeb like damn nigerrrrr guy

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Health / Re: My Boy Paid 50k and Collected Free STD... by Nilx: 10:35pm On Nov 20, 2021
SultanOfPuna:
Not just the regular STD, he collected the Buy 1 get 2 free type of STD.
My boy has been scratching since monday. He has tried lots of antifungal creams but it keeps worsening.
Today he was driving me, his left hand on steering the other hand on his gbola scratching it furiously..

Today he confessed that he paid a runz girl from Choba uniport 50k for 4 rounds sex during weekend.
He just spent 50k to collect free STD and with the way he is scratching i have decided to no longer shake his hands anymore..
I just dey vex for am, based on say him just waste money and the bani sef don block him number.
He doesn't want to go to hospital, and he don't know what StD he has but I'm worried that if I continue hanging around with him. The StD might transfer to me via air or by touch.
Is StD transferred by hanging out with infected person.

Ask him if it has boils around on the Penis. It could be something they call sweete. I don’t know the correct spelling but that’s the local slang for the disease.

What I’m saying in short is that I know the medication. Local one, is just about if he can use it and if he want, I can tell you the best ingredients for it. depending on your location he can do it by himself.

It’s free, e get why.
Sports / Re: What's Your Most Painful Moment While Watching Super Eagles? by Nilx: 7:34pm On Nov 20, 2021
frbona:

This is Ghana
World cup 2010

Yes you are right, it was 2010
Education / Re: Ifeoma Bibiana Okoli: Blind Woman Bags PhD From The University Of Ibadan (Photo) by Nilx: 7:03pm On Nov 20, 2021
Congratulations ma’am
Sports / Re: What's Your Most Painful Moment While Watching Super Eagles? by Nilx: 6:45pm On Nov 20, 2021
So I don’t normally watch football but a viewing center sprung up besides our house.
The viewing center was made with plank and there was space to peep from outside. With time they blocked all the holes and there was no way to peep anymore.

I don’t know how I got the 50 naira but I can remember I paid money to watch football first time of my life because Nigeria was playing final with one country like that.

none of the countries was lucky enough to secure the net, but at about 80th minute, Nigeria almost had the opportunity to secure the win by last minute goal. The keeper already missed the ball and one of their stupid player had to come in, use his bare hand and stop the goal.

Penalty was awarded to Nigeria and we missed it.

They later play pk at the end of the whole shit and Nigeria loss.

Omo I cried, all through the night and all I had in mind was, why them no Dey carry football matter go court.

I couldn’t sleep.... I cried like. After that incident, I no Dey near viewing center again
Business / Re: Otedola Flies Solo On A Private Jet (Photos, Video) by Nilx: 5:25pm On Nov 19, 2021
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Family / Re: Sex Starved Husband by Nilx: 5:24pm On Nov 19, 2021
SuperStriker:


What is Spanish goldfish? Never heard that before
Goldfly not Goldflish

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Family / Re: Sex Starved Husband by Nilx: 5:16pm On Nov 19, 2021
She said spiritual, lol.

Team virgin or nothing should take note.

Tell her, you ain’t her spirit husband and she should stop expecting you to be spiritual.

Why don’t you consider Spanish goldfly stuff on her or make her desire for it bu other means.

But if na me be you, I go give an excuse whenever she’s in the mood too

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Business / Re: I Watched My Brother, Sani, Die - Dangote Tells Tinubu by Nilx: 4:42pm On Nov 19, 2021
Don’t pray for the dead, care for those who are here.


Cuz nobody is getting out alive, at the end of the day, Life is the ultimate squid game.

Rich,

Poor,

Last

Last,

Everybody go kpai

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Crime / Re: Mac-book Pro Sent From London Turns To Doll Upon Arrival In Nigeria (photos) by Nilx: 4:33pm On Nov 19, 2021
You want to buy computer, they gave you human and all you could do is bash the company? This goes to tell you how ingratitude some people are. It’s even oyibo human.... awww look at the baby face, so fresh and innocent.

55k to clear that? Well, that’s the price of cs in some government hospital and if it was private, then you will have to pay more than that.

Just train the baby, I believe with time she/he will be able to buy you more than 10 computers.

Btw, what’s the gender of the oyinbo baby

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers Should Stop Doing These Things by Nilx: 4:23pm On Nov 19, 2021
Looking for job in Nigeria is a job itself and as a matter of fact, it has it own job description. If you don’t follow the manual in details, you might not get the end result.

But at the end of the day, some six figure salary ain’t nothing in this buhari era.

Make I sha gather small change, jakpa from this shithole ni


loxesav:
Rather than a Job seeker, be a Job creator

Thank me later


Yen yen yen yen, as if one will create job out of tiny air.... everything requires money bro

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Health / Re: Help, My 2weeks Old Baby Has A Sunken Fontanelle. What Do We Do? by Nilx: 3:14pm On Nov 19, 2021
It will close up over time. Our last born had it and that alone stop me from carrying her cuz different thought be running through my mind whenever I see that shit breath

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Culture / Re: Why Do People Laugh When I Talk? by Nilx: 2:14pm On Nov 19, 2021
You no get problem bro, maybe you should try stand up comedy or something
Romance / Re: Advice Needed For My Brother. Please Help by Nilx: 2:12pm On Nov 19, 2021
You are just like your brother

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Family / Re: The Harsh Things Your Wife Has Ever Told You. by Nilx: 1:36pm On Nov 19, 2021
Dj

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Celebrities / Re: King Wasiu Ayinde Marshal Marries Emmanuella Aderopo (Photos) by Nilx: 11:47am On Nov 19, 2021
40 children?

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Politics / Re: United Nations Now Regards Gombe State As Trusted, Worthy Partner by Nilx: 10:52am On Nov 19, 2021
Lol, anything to massage their ego. What’s do you mean by Trustee and worthy.
Politics / Re: Suspected Ambazonia Fighters Sack Manga Taraba, 5 Killed, Many Missing by Nilx: 10:41am On Nov 19, 2021
Well I don’t have anything to say...... but, Buhari led government will humble you.

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Celebrities / Re: Mo Abudu’s Ebonylife Becomes MBA Case Study At Harvard University by Nilx: 10:23am On Nov 19, 2021
Okunga:
This life and everybody bragging about absolutely rubbish just to feel recognized…

Rubbish!!


If you don’t have anything to say after booking space, just follow suit and say congrats like everyone on thread. Hating on someone who doesn’t know you exist can cause depression.

ceej:
what is her source of wealth??

Wouldn’t you wanna know about the source of poverty of thousand homeless people around the world? And what do you intern to do with her source of wealth?

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Career / Re: When Your Career Makes Your Colleagues Dislike You by Nilx: 12:38pm On Nov 18, 2021
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