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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 12:46pm On Aug 16, 2023
xspykex:


Guy pls just leave this trolls alone ... I do not live a fake life or rather would I argue with anyone here, its not a space like the first guy commented, I own the building yes I do not pay rent... its a fenced bulding with 5 bedrooms and am the landlord, the pecuniary I would have spent for beatifying a space in lekki I used in building my own house instead cause my earnings gave me a chance ....and if they don't like my house...I don't care, I am a man with a wife and 3 kids so I do not care about "beautifying" my space, I care about feeding my kids and giving them quality education....
TROLLS DONT HAVE A LIFE SO THEY LEECH OTHERS
If I still show them the car I just bought, they would say why didn't I buy the model of their choice, me I don't have time for them, the best way to feed them is to leave them empty....even if they respond to this.
Go and edit all your past posts.
Nairaland landlord. grin grin
You can go emotional as much as you want. That dirty-worn-out mattress and the dilapidated wall don't match whatever impression you're trying to build. Quit betting, fix your space and better your own life.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 8:50pm On Aug 15, 2023
OneNigeria1960:



cheesy cheesy I thought I'm the only one that noticed his living space.
Bedsheet dey cover shall cheesy cheesy
See the rope him take tie curtain angry
I can't start imagining what his skin looks like. Damn!

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 8:57am On Aug 15, 2023
fidelmarshal199:



I was expecting this comment. Nairaland don't disappoint.


The way a person spends his hard earned shouldn't be your concern. Stop the unsolicited advice
If you are comfortable with the ugly sight of that mattress and even the part of the room that appeared in those pictures then you don't deserve a response. You belong in the dirt.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:44am On Aug 15, 2023
xspykex:


The camera is super sharp

Guy forget those transsion phones

Samsung is the key
If I were you, I would spend the 100k on my space rather than getting a phone. See your mattress. What's wrong with you people na?

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Family / Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by Nlanalyst: 7:38am On Aug 15, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:


Vawulence master dey calm down. You suppose know he's talking about some particular set of two bedrooms where na only pako chairs and table dey inside and not necessarily a standard and luxury two bedrooms apartment. I have even seen a whole 4 bedroom flat where nothing but doors leading to other doors were the only things in that house with clothes hanging from stools and pako tables but outside you'll say this house na eche! So .

We all know the type he's referring to. Don't take it personal...
You and your ilks know the type he referred to because it's your standard but I can't relate. Simple logic would have told him and you to not generalize. He could have just said "some", he didn't and went on to generalize, that's stupidity at its highest.

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Family / Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by Nlanalyst: 7:25am On Aug 15, 2023
teedoxman89:
The little furniture in that one room apartment is more expensive that that of a two bedroom flat, if you know you know!!!!
Una go just dey cap. Pure rubbish.
That you stay in a worrisome situation doesn't mean others do. How could these basic things in a single room be more expensive then that of a two bedroom if you aren't sick upstairs?
What's with the generalization? Why not say some two bedrooms like yours?

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 12:31pm On Aug 14, 2023
toonbee:
Update Price Reduction (first come first serve)

Hisense curve smart tv 50 inches
150k

08138100720
Na now the reduction begin.
Shey make I come carry this TV that day for #150k you dey there dey blow grammar.
Happy sales. 👊

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Sports / Re: Neymar Signs For Al Hilal On A Two-Year Contract by Nlanalyst: 12:23pm On Aug 14, 2023
obembet:
Cristiano Ronaldo influence is insane, I remember when they laughed at Ronaldo, now they’re all joining him

Nlfpmod
Stop the stupidity.
Na money all of them dey find.
Saudi's payment reigns highest. No one gives a shit about your Penaldo.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 3:03pm On Aug 10, 2023
I don refresh thread tire. Nothing to buy.

This thread don cast.

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Crime / Re: Ritualist Buried A Person Alive In His Building For Money Ritual, Victim Rescued by Nlanalyst: 7:41pm On Aug 09, 2023
Onitsha, the home of ritualists.
Same with all Eastern states. . I'm not surprised.

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Family / Re: Daughter Fights Mum For Bringing Too Many Men To Their Home (pics/video) by Nlanalyst: 1:33pm On Aug 09, 2023
fyzaila:
E sure me say that daughter running her mouth like tap is not different from her maama. An apple they say does not fall far from the tree.
She made a comment.

Awon okuntin to ye kin ma fe.
Meaning, men that's she's supposed to be dating. Probably her age mates or whatever.
You're not far from the truth. Mama don chance her pikin.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 8:02pm On Aug 07, 2023
Orubebe01:

Location
Maiduguri. Enter DM let's seal the deal.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:38am On Aug 07, 2023
toonbee:
Hisense 50 inch curve smart tv for sale.
Lagos

08138100720
150k??
Where in Lagos?
Crime / Re: Hausa Ladies At It Again, Caught Smoking Weed ( VIDEO) by Nlanalyst: 10:13pm On Aug 06, 2023
Chinjo2:
This is not a new thing na. Try and Visit Abedi street in sabon gari area of kano and see what hausa girls are doing there. You will marvel at the level of prostitution and drug addiction among hausa teenage girls between 14-20 years. They are being patronized by rich Alhajis and politicians. That street is a replica of sodom and gomorrah.
Same with sharp corner in Sokoto. It's situated at the outskirt of Sokoto city. You'll be shocked.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 11:00pm On Aug 05, 2023
leisuretym:


In your small mind, in your narrow mind, you’ve made a point huh? Kiddo go get something doing with your life rather than nonsense you are doing with valuable time here, the Nigeria of today doesn’t give time for a responsible man to be trolling a busy woman online all day leaving your wife and kids at home , they’ll be disappointed if they see your footprints 👣 on here.
As you go to bed tonight, reminisce and think about your life like the prodigal son, we’ll forgive you
Like I already pointed out. Shishi, you no go see guy. You can troll all you want. I ain't gat no shingbai for you.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 10:02pm On Aug 05, 2023
leisuretym:

I apologize for defending that NlAnalyst here, I mistook him for one reasonable guy in Abuja, and instead of this lout guy to tell me he wasn’t the guy, he just quietly claimed the praise and enjoyed the hype, I later realized he was not the cool guy I took him to be after posting some dumb post in recent times, I’m sorry 😞

I don't have a penny to give you.
Romance / Re: I Need You All Opinion On This. by Nlanalyst: 5:09pm On Aug 05, 2023
iwillnevergiveup:
I am a hustling guy and she is learning a skill too. She is a Christian and a nice girl too ( based on her dressing, manner of speech and attitude). So i want to know what it means for her to be bringing me food. Though i jokingly told her to bring me one when we were talking some time ago. Surprisedly she did, and i thought it was only that but she brought again for me. So i want to understand the reason why she did that because i think it won't stop anytime soon.
Ask her and stop disturbing us.

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Romance / Re: Would You Tolerate This Behavior From Your Girlfriend? by Nlanalyst: 9:03pm On Aug 04, 2023
One of my favorite street codes.
Never personalize a public property.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:31pm On Aug 04, 2023
SALLYBERRY01:


How much
90k per one.
Enter my DM let's seal the deal.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:05pm On Aug 04, 2023
Imported benches available for immediate pickup. Smooth, colorful and standard.
Could last you for eternity.
Make me an offer.
Selling because my dog died and my birds won't eat.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 8:49pm On Aug 03, 2023
Artelle:
How much and Location?
100k last bros.
Location is Maiduguri.
Enter my DM let finalize it.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:26pm On Aug 03, 2023
Engrchoko:


Some things are meant to be dashed out now.
Not this one bro. I bought this one not quite long. It's very original.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:17pm On Aug 03, 2023
Fairly used TV available for immediate pickup.
You don't need to buy a TV stand, it comes with one.
Make me an offer.
It's urgent.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 9:06am On Aug 03, 2023
Breakfast. The type Ahnie will call real and not fake. I rebuke yee and poverty. smiley

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo, Mane, Benzema Headline Top 10 Highest-paid Footballers In Saudi Arabia by Nlanalyst: 8:34am On Aug 03, 2023
None of the digits are verifiable.
All na lie abeg.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Allow Me Listen To Female Musicians by Nlanalyst: 8:27am On Aug 03, 2023
Omo, 12 years later, Andy is still a troll. grin
Nothing's changed.
Family / Re: My Room Transformation Progress With Cost Breakdown(photos) Cont. by Nlanalyst: 6:35am On Jul 26, 2023
Yankee101:
You spent all that resource to renovate just to put this kind furniture inside?

I’ll rather buy better furnishings in the old room
Seems you are the only reasonable person here.
This project is nothing but a foolish and wasteful one.
With all the amount he quoted, one could have furnished that same space with little to no ceremonial painting and end up with a classier space. Imagine quoting such amount only to end up with nails on the wall as hanger and a space littered with items. Nonsense.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:11pm On Jul 25, 2023
Juliearth:




This isn't rocket science. Most of these stockists have online pictures they use to market their goods. That saves them the stress of taking pictures and what not. I strongly believe the accused doesn't have any link with the anoura. The accuser should tender an apology and retract his accusations.
Na now MTN gree borrow you data?
Get serious with your life.

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Family / Re: Please Kindly Adopt My Daughter by Nlanalyst: 8:48am On Jul 23, 2023
nickyvil:


I just went through her post now and I don't know what to say again or do, I'm short of words like I discuss to her on phone which she never called or message me back, this is not adoption and she is ready to come pick her daughter anytime she wanted, I've raised kids that are not mind and one is in the university which I'm paying for and in the hostel. At this stage, I will just be reading because what she said is totally different now, she said her dad gave her 4days, that was yesterday morning, now she's saying her dad went to drop the daughter.
You've really tried. I'm sure there are so many lies in her claims. Instead of replying to you, she was busy making comments and dropping account details.
All na format.
God bless you anyways.

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Politics / Re: Governor Obaseki's Convoy Trapped In A Flooded Road In Edo State (Pictures) by Nlanalyst: 8:36am On Jul 23, 2023
madridguy:
Shameless people. Many roads in Lagos State and Ogun state are like this too.

Ogun state roads close to Lagos are all death traps.
Leave Lagos out of this.
Ogun state has the worst set of roads in the whole Nigeria.
Family / Re: Please Kindly Adopt My Daughter by Nlanalyst: 7:21am On Jul 23, 2023
nickyvil:
* She should contact her sister that have her father's contact so to get his contact, she said the father don't want her and her sister to know his place and that he said he will bring the daughter to the nearest bus stop for her. Once she get the contact, I will take it from there and fix a day I will pic her up to go pick her daughter together.

Lastly, I've already spoke with my family and lawyer about this and I can go ahead since my family have given me the permission.

Another suggestion is if there is someone staying at IFO since that is where her daughter is, it will be helpful so that the person can go and verify, get in touch with her father after she drop her father's contact.
Thanks all
I'm based in Ifo and I'm mobile which makes it easier to navigate and verify the state of things but I think the lady just changed mouth and she's now talking about Abule Egba U turn.. are you sure she's real?

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