Some of you are not ready for this thing called marriage
common sense is not truly common ooo

You slapped her after coming home by 2am?
What is a responsible man doing outside by that time if not picking street h0es and sleeping with them

Her brother should have given you a broken nose for hitting her in the first place.
Marrying her doesn't give you the right to do whatever you like, she is someone's child given to you and not a punching bag.

Go and continue begging

cococandy:
Served with orange sauce glaze.

Come join

Tears of joy

Thank you for this post...

very soon Bichi and his Dss army will discover he stole billions to buy the goat
He will be invited for questioning on how he could afford killing that goat

You see this marriage thing, shine your eyes before entering.
Nigerian marriages is a scam
you have to be very hardworking and have your own money plus enough savings.

I don't know what to cook or prepare this morning
The spirit of creativity just whispered to me to try out something unique.
eggs
lemon
sardine
crayfish
curry
pepper
shulai

Prestonn what should we call this combination ooo

pocohantas:


Trust me, you are a VERY unintelligent young man. Unstimulating too. No wow factor, you are just...Bland.

And that sucks in a man. Just look at your comebacks? As weak as your erection. Jeez!

Bye

Wow
This is a knockout
AJ should submit his belts immediately


Two of you should get a room, this is strong love in action

We know already....
Thanks for the reminder

cutiereborn:

I here that meal calling my name.
Is that ji miri oku or just pepersoup with yam?
Any how way, it's still calling my name

Just peppersoup with yam
come with your plate let's share

lunch

Romanoff:


The extra piercings are obviously the extra vagina she uses to do the olosho work.

See thinking abeg.

exactly
extra piercings, extra vagina
Nairaland is littered with kids

pocohantas:



Na she find trouble. Date guy wey dey aspire and inspire, she say no- she'll be submissive to a Tosyne2much wannabe.

He has a tech gf and his problem is piercings. So much that he had to come take advice from guys whose gfs are probably collecting money for subscription from them. When will she even see time to do the olosho work? Nawa

aswear
I dont know how smart ladies entangle themselves dating men with such mentality
To him ladies with piercings are olosho
see reasoning abeg

An IT professional dating a Nigerian guy with low self esteem
bwahahahahaha

from portharcourt to Owerri is worst ooo
nothing less than 30 checkpoints before u finally get to owerri from phc
Are we at war?

Plantain was my lunch yesterday....
Rice was some days ago
the spaghetti is what i am about to eat now...
Happy sunday friends...

sassysure:

Haba
Go to any big suya spots and u will get masa
But I can waybill this one .

In the north yes, but in phc none
Pls waybill biko

sassysure:
Waina and shikin

Masa.....
Please send to PHC, i need masa walahi
I have missed this

Reason I don't exercise
I don't want to die early biko
some of us are fragile, walking too fast might cause another problem.

RIP Padre

Airloard:

Maturity is a thing of the mind not the Age numbers and Maturity is a choice.

Dear, never allow the internet define your life or take in what most people might say about you to heart. People on internet only show you what they want you to see including me. Behind my table presentation there're lot of things.

Every body have different purpose in life... there're some people I can never get to their position before I die, but it won't make me not to enjoy the joy and sweetness of life in my own stage or level

I better help my Brothers or Sisters than coming here to laugh at them.

I love old stuff, Pot, cup, old table, name them. There was a time I got coffee maker, I had to break the handle to make it look old... and I also prefer staying in the village.

Everything about you is beautiful.....

Thank u Preston
You write so well and cook so well too

You be Correct person
daalu

Lol @having lawmakers who cannot address Nigerians in English.

sassysure:

Lol at impatient plantain
U are the impatient one
U don't want the thing to fry well
Don't blame our plantain

The plantain was picture shy
It doesn't want to appear close to my rice

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Logobenz:
Kai inside life
See person weh dey bash oluwa logo.
First of all the table water.That is Esty zam water.
Meaning you are in port Harcourt with me and we all know that water is produced in Diobu and that's where they have their greatest market share.
That means;
1)There is a huge probability that you live in Diobu.I really wouldn't wish that for Satan himself since I use to be there too when owu been dey blow men before the boy explode.So I know how hellish that place can be.
2)You no get dining table?
3)See the dodo,pot and the food?E sour?
Make I just stop here.
Next time when you want open your stinking hole bash person say e poor make sure say you no over over over....poor pass am.
Low budget skank!!!

Ntorrr
I live in d ghetto
I beg for food
I am hungry and dont have a dining table
my pot is dirty and I eat dirty
Now fuckoff
bloody online rich man

my comment really pain u
Rich man trying so hard to be rich online
You even know the name of the water by looking at d logo and the place it was made
Speaks alot for our Benz driving billionaire

Something funny happened yesterday
I fried plantain first, kept it to cool down while I was still parboiling my rice.
Time for plating and decoration came , plantain don finish.
Those of you patient enough to present and decorate your food especially plantain will make heaven oo.
The thing is not easy

Rice and veg
chocolate cake
impatient plantain
veg stew

Harlequeen:
I opened this account because my main one is pretty popular.

I've had this issue and don't know what's wrong.
I can't seem to get into a new relationship. I am now 25, about serving, working
I am not under pressure to marry from my parents, infact my dad says he won't allow his daughters marry until they clock 28 and i am the first. He wants us to have a career and a life before moving with a man. I just want to know if what i am doing is right?

To be honest, i just want some words of advice and encouragement, you can ask me questions if you want. This approach of mine? Is it the right thing? Am i being too smart for my own good? Am i afraid of commitment?

Godbless ?your dad
having stable finance and a career is what u need before marriage

donstan18:
You can deceive people with photo effect, but can't deceive menopause.

yea
menopause starts at 30 sha

pocohantas:


If you think i am lying. Give her one Nigerian husband. By the time she cooks everyday, maybe pound akpu sef, bother about sidechicks, go for revival programs to pray against enemies, face MIL and inlaws wahala...

Give her just 5yrs and she will be used as case study on how women age faster.

Thank you

I did shoot my shot few years ago...
Handsome guy o, in the medical field but after a while the whole thing flopped.
Guys in the medical field are very boring set of people
they hardly know how to keep a relationship
sex with them nko? story for another day

OlawaleBammie:


One ancestor spotted here.

...

femi4:
Is that how you use to do

I have two beautiful breasts that can make u cum once I off bra

The size alone is ...

That guy is trying so hard not to look down
Oga free your eyes, and enjoy the view
Looking at women's breast increases your life span

The change Amaechi promised.
Good thing is that the trains are working
even if it takes u half way to your destination pls dont complain.