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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 8:37am On Jan 07, 2018
SAMBHOSS:




you're right...soo many stuffs to download......
I tell you, tv series is there, anime is there. Games sef are In one corner. Sometimes I envy those who work in a place that has free WiFi. Especially when the nxggah doesn't know the use of it. If it's ladies, I swear it's worse. I almost feel like bxtch slapping them when they tell me that the wifi in their office is just there wasting. I ll be like is there no sorji (wake up) guy at your workplace. Lord help us
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 3:25am On Jan 07, 2018
SAMBHOSS:


I'm also surprised... since October..... and its not like its grossing much......it'll b released this January surely....

haven't seen the martyr tho...
hopefully this January then. As for martyr ll try my luck with it. Or will wait till I have free access to wifi. There are just too many stuffs to download
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 8:47pm On Jan 06, 2018
Damfostopper:
Anabelle creation.... to me it wasn't that scary.... it's just like IT......


movies that send shocks down to my spine are.....
Evil dead 1 and 2....
conjuring 1and 2.....
insidious 1 and 2....
Wrong Turn 5......
wolf creek 2005
Autopsy of Jane Doe 2016
The ring 1 and 2.......


The only one I can't complete is The Midnight Meat Train 2008....Too much slashing
I have watched all of them. Special salute to autopsy of Jane doe. That film had me spellbound for some time

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 8:43pm On Jan 06, 2018
iykekelvins:
This one u guys are saying conjuring is scary. Have the Part one on my flash. First 30 minutes of the movie seemed boring to me tho.
Abeg, go back and watch it. That film is very very dope. I have watched it almost 5 times now.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 8:40pm On Jan 06, 2018
iykekelvins:
Cultist boyfriend? And there was even a first part? Didn't know
try and watch the first part. It would have wowed you when you saw the scene of Anabelle invading the house. It was beautifully intertwined with part one. I really loved how they merged the two parts together there. But overall, the second part, creation, murders part one. And it ain't even close. The part one was actually a spin off of the first conjuring. If you have watched the first conjuring, in the beginning, the first 5-10 minutes was Annabelle.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 8:31pm On Jan 06, 2018
SAMBHOSS:


Wrong turn lost its way after the first one....it now became group of people(college students),who have shitty sex...den die....see dead storyline....jigsaw clear quality ain't out yet...

conjuring 3 has been announced oh...in production.... I think there's Anabelle 3 also...2019/2020

jigsaw will soon b out....webrip nd all...
rubbing my palms together for conjuring 3. I just can't wait. As for jigsaw, this thing is taking too long now. They should put out a clear version already. Heard of the martyr? If so, please how good is that movie? Interested in downloading it, but megabytes is gold.cant afford to download rubbish now
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 5:00pm On Jan 06, 2018
Ishilove:

I have Annabelle creation but my spirit is rejecting watching it. After IT screwed with my mind I don't think I have the stomach for another horror movie anytime soon embarassed
Lol! Just try it. You won't regret it. It's a good movie. But if "it" can frighten you, then get ready to be afraid, be very very afraid. It's not the scariest, but it's scarier than "it".
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 2:23pm On Jan 06, 2018
iykekelvins:
Am I the only one that thinks they introduced older Annabelle too early?
No you ain't the only one. And "SPOILER ". Got rid of her too early. Maybe the third part ll concentrate on her meeting her cultist boyfriend and the havoc they caused before she met her guardians. They must something up their sleeves. The writers are more clever than that. Overall I ll choose it over the first part, the first Annabelle movie
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 2:17pm On Jan 06, 2018
SAMBHOSS:



I used to think Wrong turn was horrific...its shiiity asf....

there's conjuring 3....not yet out
and I think a latest SAW
I never liked wrong turn. I never for once thought it was dope, except the first part which I seriously enjoyed. The sequels are all trash. And they lack a good storyline. Conjuring 3? I am not aware of it. I don't think it is out. As for saw, yep there's a new one, jigsaw. Though am yet to watch it. Lost my passion for saw a very long time ago. Didn't like saw 3d. But I ll be checking out that jigsaw movie later, for now it's camrip version I am seeing online. Don't want to risk downloading poor quality.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 12:25pm On Jan 06, 2018
[quote author=SAMBHOSS post=63940521]

bros...go watch The conjuring 1&2...grin
and insidious 1&2&3 and the newest...4

diz one go pass disturbances....grin[/quote dude! In my own opinion those are the best horror movies presently. From 2007 till date. James Wan and leigh whannel. Those guys are Great. They were even the guys behind saw.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 8:46am On Jan 06, 2018
ummeey:
That Anabelle creation disturbed me
Yeah! It has to. That's how I love my horror movies on a cold Friday night after work. Hope your saw the snippet of valak?
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by noob03saibot(m): 3:03pm On Jan 05, 2018
koice:


[url=http://mc1.dl3enter.in/files/d4/serial1/Top%20Of%20The%20Lake/s01/480/]Season 1[/url]

Season 2
Thanks, let me get right to it
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by noob03saibot(m): 5:28am On Jan 05, 2018
koice:


I'd like to point out that The Night Of is not an original content - it's a reboot of an original british crime drama, Criminal Justice

As for similar shows, there are plenty:

- The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story
- Broadchurch
- Top Of The Lake
- And Then There Were None
- Hannibal
- Rectify
- The Killing
- The Tunnel
- Rectify
- The Sinner
- Marcella
- Line Of Duty
- The Fall


At the emboldened, Godless is crazy good. It's an old western, unlike any western you've seen on television. The show has some top monologue from Jeff Daniels. The gun fights are pretty neat. Dialogue is catchy. The Cinematography is something to behold. It really captures the old wild wild west as portrayed in classics like The Good, The Bad, And, The Ugly.

Give it a try, it's an enjoyable watch. You'd be done in no time.
Please where can I download top of the lake, what site?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 6:45am On Jan 04, 2018
ionsman:


Tomorrow (January 5th).

Thanks man, thank you very very much. At least one wait ll soon be over. Will then have to wait for clear quality to download. Seen ichi the killer? What's your take on it if you have?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 1:48am On Jan 04, 2018
ionsman:


IT is a Novel adaptation...The film hasn't run it's course.The sequel would be the final part because they will all be grown(30 yrs later) and the clown will return to hunt. There are speculations Idris Elba will play the role of the black kid.
I am sorry, it's like I missed the topic of discussion. I was referring to "GET OUT " movie. The movie with the black guy and his white girl friend. And I know it would have a sequel, they hinted at it. Not really a huge fan of the movie. Do you have any idea if the new insidious movie is out?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 5:40pm On Jan 03, 2018
ola12:

Yh, i tink der will be a sequel next yr..dnt knw much abt it yet. Honestly doubt d sequel will be able to keep up to d standard of this first film tho
naaaah! I too I am doubting it seriously. The standard for this is way too high. Films like this are best with only a part. But trust the producers and writers they ll always want to capitalise on anything that is successful. Let's keep our fingers crossed. The sequel may still be good, but I don't think it would be able to measure up to this one. My fear with sequels is once the part two manages to rake in some bucks at the box office, the movie studio won't know when to stop. Then we will have another saw and hostel franchise again.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lapo Mfb Recruiting Agricultural Client Support Officer (agric Cso) by noob03saibot(m): 8:54am On Jan 03, 2018
emmanuelbrown26:

same, some can even put it customer support officer. both are same
OK, thanks for the swift response. Don't like marketing at all. I feel I don't have what it takes.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Does LAPO Micro Finance Bank Pay Their BM by noob03saibot(m): 5:02am On Jan 03, 2018
thomjoe:
Don't get it twisted, d salary is encouraging now.

I'm working with dem. I started as a marketer with 46k take home, i was converted to CSO with 62k take home, 2months later I was upgraded based on my bsc qualifications and now my take home is 93k. All this in a year an 2wks.

Sincerely speaking, I love the job and I'm proud of it.

My advice is, audience don't be deceived by dose who resigned, paraventure they have committed one offence or the other. The job is okay!
so there's a difference between cso and a marketer, please can you help me differentiate? Please how do they differ in their roles? And can someone apply for the post of a cso without being a marketer first or he or she has to grow from the position of a marketer to that of a cso? Please help a brother out.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lapo Mfb Recruiting Agricultural Client Support Officer (agric Cso) by noob03saibot(m): 4:52am On Jan 03, 2018
missybol:
LAPO Microfinance Bank Ltd desires to engage the services of bright and highly motivated individuals for the position of Agricultural Client Support Officer.
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JOB TITLE: Agricultural Client Support Officer (Agric CSO)

DEPARTMENT: Branch Office

JOB OBJECTIVE/SUMMARY:

• To initiate, educate and market clients for self selecting group loan/savings, demand deposit accounts and other loan products offered by the bank, manage the loan portfolios of the different groups and small business loans.
• Depending on the portfolio, each CSO is expected to manage 500 clients for group loan and 200 clients for small business/personal loan products.
NOTE: CSOs can only direct clients to the bank for account opening but must not be involved in opening of accounts

DUTIES & RESPONSIBILITIES
i. Specifically, for group loans, the CSO will be responsible for clients’ mobilization, formation of unions and conduct pre- loan trainings for this product.
ii. Group management: - conduct group meetings, mobilize savings, collect repayments as the instalments fall due accurately and timely enter membership passbook, pink card at the meeting venue.
iii. Loan disbursement:- prepares credit plan for the organized groups
iv. Conducts business appraisal
v. Verifies clients business and residential addresses
vi. Processes and recommends for disbursement loan application forms that should be submitted to the Assistant manager two (2) weeks before the disbursement date.
vii. Loan Repayments:- All field collections must be paid to the bank’s cashier or teller
viii. Completes daily collection sheets that should be submitted to the Assistant manager for verification
ix. Clients Relation:-CSO to provide necessary information to clients, support clients with relevant information that would help grow and protect their businesses.
x. Makes regular and reliable progress report to the assistant manager.
 Management of personal/ small business loans will require the CSO to diligently do the following.
xi. Create market awareness (i.e. marketing of the various loan and deposit products)
xii. Can initiate account opening and deposit mobilization for clients
xiii. Do business appraisal of clients
xiv. Verification of Clients and guarantors business and residential addresses
xv. Processes loan application forms and makes recommendation for approval to the Credit Committee
xvi. Ensures loan utilization by follow-up after disbursement
xvii. Ensures 100% repayment of disbursed loans in accordance with agreed terms and conditions
xviii. All loan repayments must be received by the cashier for the credit of the clients account
xix. Ensures that repayment is accurately posted to client’s loan account
xx. Creates and ensures that each loan account client has a file
xxi. Ensures that loan files are properly kept and regularly up-dated
xxii. Ensures that Loan clients get offer letters before disbursements
xxiii. Enters client’s names into disbursement master roll and ensures client signs against his or her names.
xxiv. Makes regular and reliable progress report of his/her job schedule directly to the manager
xxv. Clients Relation:-CSO to provide necessary information to clients, support clients with relevant information that would help grow and protect their businesses.
xxvi. Any other duties that may be assigned by management from time to time

KEY PERFORMANCE INDICATORS

i. Orderly filing and serial numbering of loan file contents attracts zero tolerance
ii. Regularity in filing documents relative to 100% target
iii. Loan repayment target of 100% with PAR not more than 1%
iv. Incidence of compliance exceptions should not exceed two (2) negative reports.
v. One reported case of missing record / document attracts a negative score of 50%.
vi. Number of unions/ clients relative to set target in job objective/summary above.

JOB REQUIREMENTS
Education: HND or a university degree in Agricultural related discipline.

KNOWLEDGE
• Knowledge of sales and marketing
• Computer and accounting knowledge
• Good knowledge of products and services
• Knowledge of delivery methodology SKILLS/COMPETENCES
• Good human relationship skills
• Confidentiality consciousness
• Trustworthy and honest
• Team building
• Respectful but firm




1. Applicant must be able to communicate in Hausa language fluently.
2. Emphasis for applicant that studied agricultural related courses.
3. Applicants willing to work in the following state: Niger, Nassarawa, Kaduna, Kano, Zamfara, Kebbi, Kastina and Abuja should apply.
Closing date 11th March, 2016 12pm



Method of Application

All applications are required to be sent to laporecruitabuja2016@gmail.com with the position and preferred Location applied for as subject on or before the 11th March 2016
Hi! I know this opening is old
Just want to ask is client support officer the same as a marketer? Does he/she go out to source for potential clients?
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 1:54pm On Jan 02, 2018
ola12:

It wasnt rily scary, but very creepy nonetheless..but dat violence at d end tho, didnt xpect dat #get out
yep! There's violence there. The violence at the end is no joke. But you should have expected it, most films like this usually up the ante towards the resolution part. I read there will be a sequel, how true is that? Any news on it? Men! I fear white people. Well it's only a movie.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 5:17am On Jan 02, 2018
Prinxxdave:
Should I download GET OUT
hell yeah! It's a damn good movie. But I wonder why it's tagged horror. In terms of scares it has nothing on IT or Annabelle creation. Or even the conjuring series. But it's good, very very good. I give it an A
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by noob03saibot(m): 1:05pm On Dec 31, 2017
Ishilove:
You people should stop giving spoilers. Ahn ahn!! angry

Anyway I watched 'IT this weekend and will give it 8.5/10. The horror is relentless, much like most of Stephen King's early horror novels. I found myself screaming "fvck!!" so many times during the duration of the movie.

It was a complete mind fvck (scuse my French. I can't keep still cheesy)

Stephen King is a guru and 'IT' movie did justice to the novel.
mind fvck? Far from it. Look up coherence or triangle.
Gaming / Re: Old PC by noob03saibot(m): 6:30pm On Dec 08, 2017
Milo30:

Here you go
https://www.google.com.ng/search?client=ms-opera-mini-android&dcr=0&oq=&aqs=&q=Download+dosbox+exe
Thanks, I am still yet to check it out, the link, cause of work. Ll let you know when I do so. Sorry this is coming late.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by noob03saibot(m): 12:53pm On Dec 08, 2017
cao:

Sorry, watched it on Amazon Prime Video. Although, I'll probably have to stream season 2 elsewhere or use a torrent.
foolish me. Forgot not every show mustn't be downloaded to view. Thanks
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by noob03saibot(m): 4:47am On Dec 08, 2017
cao:
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated.
Please where did you download it? I have been looking for where to download this version or series of scooby.
Gaming / Re: Old PC by noob03saibot(m): 8:37pm On Nov 25, 2017
In order to play old windows games on my laptop, I need to set up Dos box. Please how do I set Dos box to play these games and which site can I get Dos box to download from? Please.
Career / Re: 3 Key Uses Of Microsoft Excel At Work by noob03saibot(m): 1:09pm On Nov 12, 2017
hopsydboi:
Excel is the real deal, it indeept knowledge alone can get you a good job.
Power querry, pivot table & charts, vlookup, pivot dashboard... You are !
I swear your head dey there. A friend of mine once failed a job interview because he didn't know jack about excel, and the salary they were offering was good.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by noob03saibot(m): 5:56pm On Oct 24, 2017
okonja:
Microsoft Word n Excel and you will be trained on how to use Hotel Management software they use in any hotel you are employed
OK. Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by noob03saibot(m): 4:09am On Oct 24, 2017
okonja:


All the best cool cool
Good morning, sorry but about being a receptionist in a hotel, please what computer software should one be familiar with?
Sports / Re: FIFA Player Of The Year Award: See List of Winners (Photos) by noob03saibot(m): 3:46am On Oct 24, 2017
oduason:
Career-wise: Messi 715 apps - 579 goals - 233 assists....... CR7 870 apps - 613 goals - 200 assists....... Since CR7 joined Real in 2009 - Messi more goals...... Messi more assists...... Messi more trophies...... Since 2013 Messi more goals from outside the box....... Messi more free kick goals....... Last season - Messi 54 goals - CR7 42 goals..... Messi 217 shots - CR7 235 shots..... shooting accuracy 59% - CR7 49%..... dribbles completed Messi 119 - CR7 25...... dribbling success 59% - CR7 38%..... successful passes Messi 1278 - CR7 612...... chances created Messi 78 - CR7 30...... Key passes Messi 69 - CR7 24....... Regarding GOAT discussion - you have elite playmakers like Zidane Ronaldinho Maradona MESSI.....then you have your elite dribblers like Maradona Ronaldinho Ronaldo9 MESSI and finally you have your elite goalscorers like Ronaldo9 CR7 Gerd Muller MESSI.....CAN PEOPLE SEE A TREND? CR7 has an international trophy? Thanks to his injury and getting subbed off!

The only place penaldo is greater than NeSSI is s in no of Instagram followers.The FIFA best player award has become useless
damn! You God damn right, and some people who know nothing about football will still be saying Ronaldo is better than Messi. Ronaldo is just a goal scorer Messi is a god, Dude is an all rounder.

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