DanceVille:
Lol! She be witch?


The girl must have watched a lot of yoruba movies for her using that excuse...


"I never knew I was pregnant"..
#Shoroninyen?...


And the mother be like "I know she's seeing a guy at her aunty residence"...


I didn't blame her sha since the bricklayer dude is giving her #500 everyday.



#Orisirisi...

Sorry bro! But I no see any where wey de relate to dis your "giving her #500 everyday' stori com enter wetin dem talk for there na!

Chai! Na film? wetin e wan see? So unfortunate! rip!

Bishops10:


This guy on an attempt to climb down from their Trailer carrying Rods in order to catch a glimpse of the fire fell off as his boxers(was sagging) got hooked to the iron rod,fell down and was crushed to death by his driver who was reversing

Love is a choice!

I think it's now a kind of professional job in Nigeria to hold in detention some individuals for one crime or the other that they did not commit... after all the media hullabaloo, guymen are released to go enjoy their "pay" in peace and quiet. Chai! Bola Ige! Na ur head Bubu wan take make name so? Naija we hail thee!

Chai! Dis one no bi small matter! Naija don carry cult matter go Italy? Well, I hope they pay the price for the crime and come out changed fellows. But make dem no carry am com back to Naija I beg o!

Seun:
The early church was faced with a serious problem: How to justify worshipping Jesus without violating the Old Testament, which clearly says there is only one God and only that God should be worshipped. They could not say Jesus was just God in human form because clearly he was not exactly God: He referred to God as his father and prayed to God. They could not say that he was simply a lesser divine being either because that would mean that Christians worship more than one god, which is heretical to Jews. So they came up with this deviously clever doctrine.

This is an interesting topic. The whole concept of Christianity and the NT is incompatible with some concept of the Almighty Father and contradicts the words of 'Yah' as espoused in the OT. For instance, in Exodus 4:22-23, it is written: "And thou shalt say unto Pharaoh, Thus saith the LORD, Israel is my son, even my firstborn." Someone now asks: "How could Israel be God's first-born son (Exodus 4:22-23) if Jesus is God's one and only son (John 3:16)?".

but.......
scriptures say this.

*Deuteronomy 30:11-12*
11 For this commandment which I command you today is >>>not too hard for you<<< or too distant.
12 It is not in heaven, that you should say, “who will go up for us to heaven, and bring it to us, and proclaim it to us, that we may do it?”

So as we can clearly see that scriptures say in Deuteronomy 30:12 that the law is not in heaven.

This kills the lies of the Roman written New Testament that:

1. Yashua / Jesus is the law.
2. That he came down from heaven to teach us how to live the law.
3. That the law was too hard to keep.
4. That you need Yashua / Jesus to keep the law.

So that means the word or law did not become flesh and walk amongst men like the NT said.

You see how the NT strictly contradicts the words of Yah.
Methinks, to continue to follow the NT is an act of rebellion against Yah and what he says. There should be no complication.

EMMAUGOH:
who all this lie go help. i deal on rice and bought on wholesale at 13500 and who are they decieving, i thought imported rice are cotraband. Dem Just They Confuse Masses Anyhow

Sorry bro! Are u in Kano?

Emir Sanusi! King with a swag!! 11 Children?!

What was really going on here? Did u notice dat bride seems pregnant? Well, whatever may be the grievance, I pray dat they settle things amicably.

I tell you some rats de climb wall and wires like tarzan

Smellymouth:
The person funny sha, what if rats come from ceiling?

My broda! I will come back when u rephrase your question to ask what GEJ did for Nigeria in the five years of his being in power? Government is a continuum and not one administration can finish ALL that it set out to do. But u can ask Amaechi if Abuja-kaduna Rail Line Ready For Commercial Use In July, he will tellyou "YES". But the question is: Could the Buhari administration which is barely one year in power conceive and implement the project? NO! It was conceived in the GEJ administration! Many more were implemented and completed, some are in implementation process as we speak, while some will be completed in due time. The question is: What has Buhari conceived and started in this his first year?

Laiye! Tompolo will not come out of hiding. He knows the Buhari govt. will rubbish and "fall his hand". In short he will be demystified. Meanwhile, the govt needs to soften its stand and embrace the "wisdom of Yar adua". There's no sense in agravating the matter. Embrace peace. Let the past go!

See, maintain ur peace and if possible report to a higher police division. It's a civil matter actually, getting a lawyer may be incurring more costs (a gas cooker is about 7-9k), but if u choose to go the whole way, then get a lawyer involved.

Na wa for you ooo! If i will bet, your eyes dey de stew! MICHEEOWNU!

Baawaa:
Who is listening to"Baba Put" governor

adepiero:
How old were you in primary 6?

Primary 6 of then and now cannot be said to be the same. Then, you had even 15 years old in primary schools. Not these days of fast food and fast cars.

Ha ha!
Dis is hilarious! A beg no go give my brother the chill as e don mark one Okpeke frm Imo as bride o . I hope the elders will tamper mercy with justice. . Love, prospects and integrity is what parents should look out out for.

“El-Rufai is a bad and rotten egg in the APC. He knelt down for Atiku to become BPE chair and later betrayed him. He knelt down for Obj to become a minister and later betrayed him. He knelt down for Buhari to be governor of which later he will betray him. Fear El-Rufai whenever he kneels down before you".

Chai! Dis one got me rolling on the floor!!

Eyah!! Sorry for ur loss.

Dat teacher no go know wetin hit am!

Chai! So Papa Wemba don die!? Who would want to poison Papa Wemba na?

Nice Ride! What's the price and mileage?

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That's Baphomet - El Diablo Hand Signs, originally used to describe any idol or other deity associated with and used to incriminate the Knights Templar. It is generally associated with Satan worship. Baphomet is an enigmatic, goat-headed figure found in several instance in the history of occultism.

Today, the symbol is associated with anything relating to occultism, ritual magic, witchcraft, Satanism and esoterica. Baphomet often pops up in popular culture to identify anything occult.

The Baphomet hand sign is used by so many Western political leaders, as well as many religious and fundamentalist leaders. The symbol Baphomet, or upside down pentacle, indicative of Satan as a goat’s head, carved into a hand in the El Cornuto or El Diablo pose, so popular with people, most of whom have no idea that this is a greeting to the devil.

Striking the Baphomet hand sign pose by those who "know" is a clear "message" being sent out to those who "know what's up". I hope our dear Ooni of Ife's Wife have no idea that this is really a greeting to the devil, unless she believes otherwise.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet

JingoOAU:
Why is Ooni's wife doing the "Bleep you" stunt?...

That's Baphomet - El Diablo Hand Signs, originally used to describe any idol or other deity associated with and used to incriminate the Knights Templar. Some associate it with Satan worship. Baphomet is an enigmatic, goat-headed figure found in several instance in the history of occultism.

Today, the symbol is associated with anything relating to occultism, ritual magic, witchcraft, Satanism and esoterica. Baphomet often pops up in popular culture to identify anything occult.

Article by Reno Omokri.

I read Governor Adams Oshiomhole's comments to the effect that he heard from the Chairman of the All Progressive Congress, APC, Chief John Oyegun, that former President Goodluck Jonathan had told him (Chief Oyegun) that after the election, he would put Governor Oshiomhole in a hole, but today the ex president is the one in a hole.


This statement, while seemingly an attack on the person of former President Goodluck Jonathan, says more about the character of the Edo State Governor than it does about the former President.

A good leader does not act on hearsay and gossip especially when he has channels to verify such information.

One would have thought that Governor Oshiomhole would have learnt his lesson after the embarrassment from the gossip he shared, to the effect that unnamed US State Department officials told him that a minister under Jonathan stole a billion US dollars every month (which was confirmed to be a lie by an investigative report by a national daily).

Apparently no lessons were learnt from that misadventure.

Even ex-President Jonathan's arch opponents cannot deny the fact that no Nigerian was ever put in a hole or arrested for his comments or criticism during his time in office. Such is out of character for the former leader.
In fact, at the very moment Oshiomhole was making his fallacious claims, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan was being honored in Atlanta by the Southern Christian Leadership Conference for his role in advancing peace and human rights as well as good governance. President Jonathan is to be similarly honored in Europe in the coming weeks.
On July 17, 2012, Governor Oshiomhole himself said "President Jonathan has demonstrated statesmanship. I think there is hope for Nigeria”.

Suffice to say that I understand where Governor Oshiomhole is coming from.

Obviously, when your name ends with the word HOLE, you will be afraid of holes, but Goodluck is the portion of Jonathan!

Let me end by saying that Governor Adams Oshiomhole is a gifted labour leader and has made progress as Edo state Governor. He had previously been known for prudent speech. I therefore scratch my head in wonder at what recent event may be making him as giddy as a teenager. Your guess is as good as mine.

However, it is no guess, but fact, to state that Governor Adams Oshiomhole cannot put Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan in a hole that God has not put him.


Reno Omokri

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This one don pass politics. Na ego at play. I will advise that after failure at the Supreme Court, Wike should approach the throne room of God. Anything can happen!

The truth will set you free!

If you have a clear conscience, then you have nothing to fear. Opinions of men can change base on the latest information at their disposal. Meanwhile, try to get yourself engaged in any meaningful venture to keep yourself busy and productive.

maduinfo:
A lady said to me " see what you did to your self", because I tried to challenge the unsafe condition I saw in that vehicle. I pity my generation,..They said let us pray that God will keep us safe, even when they know they are not. Religion has spoilt our brains, we pray in exams even when we know we will not pass, people God is not a magician!!!

Chai! May God have mercy on this generation!! Smh

Emeka & Nkiru were taking a romantic walk down
the beach one cool night.
Emeka grabs Nkiru's hands, draws her close to him,
kisses her & says, "Baby!
You know I
so much love you. There's no one here. It's just us.
Let's do WEEWEE CHU.

"Nkiru looks around & says,
"My love, I don't want to do WEEWEE CHU please.
Let's just hold hands &
cuddle. "Emeka agrees.
After a while, Emeka asks her again, "Oh baby!
Please my love! Let's do
WEEWEE CHU! "Nkiru replies: "Baby'm, don't rush
me. I don't want to do it. I
just want to be wrapped in your arms. "Emeka
calms down.

After a longer while, Emeka can't hold it any
longer. He says, "My swit heart,
its not fair oh! Let's do WEEWEE CHU nah! Since
LAST year oh!" Nkiru
reluctantly agrees! So Emeka immediately grabs
her closer to him, hugs her
tight, brought out the guitar strapped to his back &
they both start singing:
"WEEWEE CHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"

See ur dirty mind! What
were you thinking? Am only trying 2 wish u a
merry Christmas in advance. See your spoil spoil
mind, and may d peace of Lord be upon us
Amen.