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Culture / Re: Ijebu:A Muse On A Multi Dimensional Yoruba Specie by Obanz2(f): 10:25pm On Mar 16, 2015
three gbosa for ijebu people d way igari ijebu taste for mouth na so dey b..dey r so friendly... U can have a taste

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Politics / Re: Thugs Destroy APC Political Banners On Ikorodu Road, Lagos (Photos) by Obanz2(f): 1:56pm On Mar 16, 2015
Acidosis:


Jonathan didn't turn your country into anything.


Your country turned into this the day Tinubu, Fashola, Buhari, Bakare and others decided to ruin GEJ Tenure with an undue protest in Lagos.

Nigeria has never known peace since that day
thank you

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Politics / Re: TB Joshua Speaks On Elections, Predicts Plane Crash by Obanz2(f): 7:19am On Mar 16, 2015
ikeyman00:
@@@@@

ndi ara

mad mad people

but he could not see his useless and brainwashed house collapsing

and still on it; when u visit they pray for you to be rich and in return you dip you hands in your pocket to offer the only 3 naira u got

why cant he pray for himself and in return give you real cash in hand

mad mad people

hence the reason africa is stagnant as it stand
have u b in his church.
Politics / Re: Men Arrested For Tearing Patience Jonathan’s Posters by Obanz2(f): 10:24pm On Mar 15, 2015
Dygeasy:
This woman is not a blessing to Jonathan at all. Kai!
for ur mind
Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Should Take Her Swimming Oj The First Date. by Obanz2(f): 11:17pm On Mar 14, 2015
eightsin:
Jesus!! Is this for real? Then one girl go open mouth talk say I no fine.. thunder when go fire her dey do...
hmmm u fine
Politics / Re: Eligibility Suit: Senator Igbeke Sues APC, Buhari For Constitution Breaches by Obanz2(f): 2:46pm On Mar 14, 2015
mikeansy:
[size=18pt]How man errors did Buhari make in his INEC form?[/size]
still counting one two....
Politics / Re: Kemi Omololu-olunloyo Holds Father Hostage, Releases Him After 30 Minutes by Obanz2(f): 7:54pm On Mar 13, 2015
kemi keep it up....
Agriculture / Re: Photo: Man Using Cow Urine To Bath by Obanz2(f): 6:39am On Mar 11, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
na u talk dat 1 oh, no b from my mouth e komot from.. grin grin
u dey fear aboki
Agriculture / Re: Photo: Man Using Cow Urine To Bath by Obanz2(f): 7:45pm On Mar 10, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
This is the more reason why you should say NO to that cattle rearer that is looking for his certificate..



Ab.oki na Abo.ki even if he applies bleaching cream..
and perfume
Religion / Re: 8 Characteristics Of A Virtuous Woman... by Obanz2(f): 2:58pm On Mar 08, 2015
igbsam:
That's My Mom.....she has all these qualities and more. She's a Mother Indeed. I wonder if I will find a wife like her. All this shoki and alanta girls of this days.
if u deserve a woman like ur mom then watch ur step..
Jokes Etc / Re: A Peep Into An Ibadan Woman's Phonebook by Obanz2(f): 8:01pm On Mar 05, 2015
ibadan ni mo wa..if my mama dey look for me i dey ibadan...abeg help me search for kowope onile
Politics / Re: Seven Categories Of Nigerians During This Election Period. by Obanz2(f): 10:20pm On Feb 26, 2015
emusmith:
Election is around the corner and almost everyone is preparing one way or another.

If you observe keenly, you'll place people into categories depending how they respond to the Waves of Politics.


We Have 7 Kinds Of People During This Election Period.


1. Clueless:


These ones don't know what APC stands for at all. If you mention Kwankwanso, they'll ask you, "Is he a Nigerian?". No, he's from Togo. Lol! Funny, most of them are ladies lipsrsealed


2. "Fanatics" (Agile Supporters)

These ones are everywhere. They live and breathe their Party. They can fight over it. His wife better not castigate his party.


3. Carefree

These ones are not bothered who wins the election. Today, they like GEJ; tomorrow, a friend comes and convince them. They'll just say, " Na true sef, wetin Jonathan don do sef?" grin
Some of them don't even have PVC. Their usual belief is " Who go win, go win. Them no need my vote" grin



4. Debaters


These will just surround the newspaper stand and argue all morning. Sometimes, in the compound. They'll argue the same thing daily, " Why you prefer any of the parties?"
We have some of them in politics section.

(See picture below of a Romancelander who visited Politics Section once) grin



5. The Hurting Ones


They're already angry at government. They always say, " Government dey chop our money " grin. They hate the " Government" enh! Those arguing election things disgusts them.


6. The Actual Party Members


These are the ones you see around on their party clothes, face caps, buses etc.
They know intricate matters concerning the party. They don't argue. They rig.


7. Jokers


gringrin
They're the types that design funny memes about politician that makes you laugh. They see election from a funny perspective.



You probably fall into any of these categories- Tell us cheesy

If not, Say Yours. cheesy
i be Jokers. Sometime i think am watching a season film.
Politics / Re: Cross River PVCs Accidentally Taken To Kebbi - REC by Obanz2(f): 12:55pm On Feb 19, 2015
waternogetemeny:
Can they accidentally transfer PVC FROM Sokoto to Anambra or Kano PVC to Ekiti?



Accident my foot...
ogun state also complain abt dsame that alot of pvc from other state was send to ogun state. Hmmm jega
Politics / Re: Cross River PVCs Accidentally Taken To Kebbi - REC by Obanz2(f): 12:54pm On Feb 19, 2015
waternogetemeny:
Can they accidentally transfer PVC FROM Sokoto to Anambra or Kano PVC to Ekiti?



Accident my foot...
ogun state also complain abt dsame that alot of pvc from other state was send to ogun state.

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Politics / Re: Bomb Explosion At Bus Station In Damaturu by Obanz2(f): 4:12pm On Feb 15, 2015
mrborntodoit:


You are a f00lish goat, so if you were an a.b.o.k.I , you will get paid by a Niger deltan to kill your own ethnic men and women?

When will your sense be delivered by dhl ?
thanks jare
Politics / Re: Bomb Explosion At Bus Station In Damaturu by Obanz2(f): 4:10pm On Feb 15, 2015
dapsonjegz:
6weeks counting wif attacks...oga jona shud jus tell us he needs more blood b4 he leave aso rock...sobs
brainless
Politics / Re: Bomb Explosion At Bus Station In Damaturu by Obanz2(f): 4:03pm On Feb 15, 2015
faqir:
Olohun ma shanuwa
Amin ooo
Politics / Re: Under Aged Children Collecting PVC In The North by Obanz2(f): 9:17am On Feb 10, 2015
thats hausa people for you...dey may even have two pvc
Romance / Re: Why You Should Test-Drive Your Partner Before Marriage by Obanz2(f): 7:52am On Feb 03, 2015
xtervaganza:
it's not even about testing . I've had more than enough sex in my life but how's it possible to be in a relationship with someone you can screw? What kind of f*cked up relationship is that
u have said it all....
Politics / Re: Governor Ayo Fayose’s Mother [PHOTO] by Obanz2(f): 9:54pm On Jan 28, 2015
[quote author=ellechrystal post=30216544] tongue[/quo sorry na food, abeg vex well well
Jokes Etc / Re: See Wetin COCA COLA Don Cause O. by Obanz2(f): 11:49am On Jan 28, 2015
tivta:
. I hate it when people like you compare other people to famous people of which you don't belong to. Is any member of your generation in the forbes list? Yet you have the audacity to insult the OP. If your life is all about making it to the forbes lists then don't be surprised when you can't enjoy what you have prayed for. Learn to appreciate the little things then God will add bigger things to it.
ose omo bake...one coke for you

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Jokes Etc / Re: See Wetin COCA COLA Don Cause O. by Obanz2(f): 11:37am On Jan 28, 2015
share with me pls

Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Returns To Nigeria With Her Baby Son by Obanz2(f): 12:25pm On Jan 25, 2015
4bobo:
should we go and welcome her at the airport?
lets go
Food / Re: How Can I Cook Nigerian Stew Without Frying It by Obanz2(f): 12:22pm On Jan 25, 2015
ask apc and pdp
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Builds New Mansion In Okrika (Photos) - Citypeople Magazine by Obanz2(f): 5:41pm On Jan 24, 2015
weldone ma! Make God bless me like her..baba God make me a great woman i want to change d look of my community.

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Jokes Etc / Re: If You Used This Book And Did All Of These, You Are Older Than You Think. by Obanz2(f): 11:53am On Jan 24, 2015
creamylicious:
Abeg what's d age range of those pple who used dis book now? My age seems to be fluctuating. Don't know ow old I truly am
from 1976....
Crime / Re: Man Knocks Out Friend’s Teeth While Arguing Over 2015 Election by Obanz2(f): 9:21am On Jan 24, 2015
two fool
Education / Re: 10 Common Facts About Kogi State University Girls by Obanz2(f): 11:55am On Jan 23, 2015
kogi babe are d best. Fools come here dey open him mout dey insult kogi babe....who come life come suffer...abeg tell me ur state...elenu bi eku

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