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Sports / The Top 10 Highest-paid Footballers In The World In 2021 After Lionel Messi’s by Ochari: 6:50am On Sep 08, 2021
10. Robert Lewandowski (Bayern Munich): £350,000 per week

9. . David de Gea (Manchester United): £375,000 per week

8. Kevin De Bruyne (Manchester City): £385,000 per week

7. Kylian Mbappe (PSG): £410,000 per week

6. Gareth Bale (Real Madrid): £500,000 per week

5. Antoine Griezmann (Barcelona): £575,000 per week


Aston Villa; £100m Man City move will ‘ruin Your Career’, Fans Tells Jack Grealish.





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Literature / Warning Reasons Masturbaters Should Get 14 Years Imprisonment. by Ochari: 5:50pm On Aug 18, 2021
I have written so much about homosexuality and have gotten my own share the devil’s meat as a lot of people have accused me of promoting what is wrong, some even said I am gay, because to them, only gays support gays. I have had a lot of people blocked me as they considered me a wrong influence and I have also been removed from several groups too as a result.

As worst as it could be, this has also led me to being removed from a group I created. Some still believe I am an evil philosopher; one of such false prophets that were prophesied will crop up in the last days. No doubt to say I have enough reason to have given up on this, but I won’t, because only me and God, who sent me understand what I intend to achieve from this, and I have been achieving it, regardless of what people say, so why should I stop?

My stand on homosexuality has never been to encourage or discourage it, my stand is that, people should not be treated like outcasts for their sex orientations or other choices they make with their lives, which does not and might not affect other people.
Why must a man be sent to jail for his sex orientation, if he does not force it on anyone or use diabolical means to get them involved in it?
If it is a sin, then leave the person to God. It is not your duty to fight for God or punish them on his behalf; your duty is to love.
It is also not a crime, because it does not violate another man’s right, except when they go on to rape.

If all these do not change your perspective on homosexuals, then you are hypocrite and deserves more than 14 years imprisonment too.
Majority of people who fought me over this issue claimed it perverts the natural order of things and must not be encouraged and I was like, are you serious?
This is true, but a lot of things pervert nature are not criminalized, why single homosexuality out?
Since I have tried all means to make people reason with me and they won’t, it is time to make them realize they are worse than gays, commit worse crimes and should get more years in jail than gays get.

If it be true that homosexuality perverts the order of things and must be criminalized, what about masturbation? What about oral and anal sex? Are they the natural order of having sex?
When I declared that masturbators should get the same sentence as gays get, a lot of people kept mute, a few asking if I was gay, they are mute, probably because they indulge Read More...[b][/b]. https://felicitygists.com/punishment-why-masturbaters-should-get-14-years-imprisonment-too/

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Religion / Pastor David Ibiyeomio ; Be Angry With Your Poverty – Cooking. by Ochari: 8:06am On Aug 18, 2021
General Overseer of Salvation Ministry, Bishop David Ibiyeomie has lambasted Nigerian men who constantly complain about their wives’ poor cooking abilities. According to him, he stopped his wife from kitchen activities when he became rich and could afford to hire a chef.
When you hear a man say that my wife does not know how to cook, he is yet to understand love. Let me be very raw with you; hire somebody to teach her and it is not even compulsory that she cooks for you, can’t you get a
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https://felicitygists.com/pastor-david-ibiyeomio-be-angry-with-your-poverty-cooking/
Literature / Long Story; Starting Over (relationship). by Ochari: 4:13pm On Aug 16, 2021
I just got through reading an erotic story on line about a double standard. It was about a man who cheated on his wife but wanted her to forgive him. But when the tables were turned and she had an affair he couldn’t forgive her. Damn, I wonder how many guys felt that way? I started thinking about my views and how I felt. Here I was twenty seven years old, single, considered good looking according to my past dates. Then I realized that I was one of these ‘Double Standard’ guys the author was talking about.

I have dated ever since I was a teenager. I had my share of sex and it was good, sometimes really good. I really cared for a number of these women who were all good looking, most had decent personalities, all were single or divorced. They were all hard working women and I almost always enjoyed their company. All my dates were more than one night affairs. I probably dated these women for months at a time. I know I got serious about a number of them. What happened? Why was I still single? Most of the women I dated would have made good companions. A few had children from their previous marriages. I do have to say they were all good decent woman.

Then it dawned on me. It was me. I had the double standard that the author talked about. Deep down I guess I didn’t want to marry a woman who had been with another man. I wanted a virgin. I was willing to date these women and have sex with them but when it was time for commitment I always back away knowing they had been with other men. Damn! I didn’t like being this person. I was two-faced and it began to bother me.

My parents, God bless them, were always worried about me not finding the right woman. They probably fixed me up with a half a dozen dates, everyone of them a knockout. They would be so happy that I was dating these women. After a few months we would each go our own way. In most cases we remained friends. I just couldn’t tell my parents about my hang up, that I had a double standard. Hell, I didn’t know it myself until after reading that stupid story.

My parents were throwing another cookout at their house. My sister, Nita, showed up with her clan of five kids and my other sister, Read More[i][/i].... https://felicitygists.com/long-story-starting-over-relationship/
Sports / 2021 Football News Headlines. (fun) by Ochari: 11:44am On Aug 16, 2021
1. Ajax extends their contract with Zlatan Ibramovic until 2034.
2. Former Arsenal Winger Pepe says he will retire at Burnley.
3. Real Madrid anounce Raul as their new Head coach after sacking Sergio Ramos.
4. Manutd legends Pogba, Bruno Fernandes and Maguire says it’s unbelievable after there former club beat Real Madrid in the UCL final by 5 – 1… Ridiculous
5. Juventus Rejects £130m offer from Man United for their wonder kid Ronaldo JR they want £150m❌
6. Nigeria become the first African Nation to Win the FIFA world cup.
7. Rafael Varane congratulates his former team Man United on their Treble winning season.
8. France Football Pundit Kante reveals he regrets not joining Read More... https://felicitygists.com/football-jokes-2031-football-headlines-news/
Literature / Learn To Count Money With Your Wife. by Ochari: 8:29pm On Aug 15, 2021
Husband : Sweetheart please come here.

Wife : What is it?

Husband : Just come to the bedroom

Wife : Why?

Husband : Can you be spontaneous for once

in your life?

Wife : Okay here i am.

Husband : remove your clothes

Wife : remove my clothes why?

Husband : Just do what I tell you to do and come beside me

on the bed , don’t waste time

Wife :Okay they are off,

Husband :: Nice sweetie, what about your bra and pant?

Remove them also

Wife : Please I am not in the mood

Husband : Just remove your pant and bra and stop all this your

everyday not in the mood story!

Wife : okay they are off.

Husband :: okay climb the bed.

Wife : why? Am i your slave?

Husband :: Just climb the bed & relax first,

Wife : Okay so What’s next?

Husband : I just want you to help me count my money , every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, I always find shortages..
https://felicitygists.com/strategic-how-to-count-money-with-your-wife-peacefully/
Sports / Football;now That English Premier League Is Fully Back. by Ochari: 6:04pm On Aug 15, 2021
it has been occurring and we have noticed it. This season might be different but let’s check it out.

1. Those that started well at the beginning of the season later got tired in the middle either with lots of injuries or tiredness.

2. There are always come back time when the losing side recovers and shake the ground, an example is MAN CITY and MAN UTD last season.

3. Most of the team that started well are being analysed and their weak point was navigated and wrecked down in that process. Everton, Liverpool as an example.

4. Maintenance cost more than bought. Inability to maintaining the winning streak cost Chelsea the league last season.

5. The happiness of all usually brace


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Literature / Strategic How To Count Money With Your Wife Peacefully by Ochari: 10:54am On Aug 15, 2021
Husband : Sweetheart please come here.

Wife : What is it?

Husband : Just come to the bedroom

Wife : Why?

Husband : Can you be spontaneous for once

in your life?

Wife : Okay here i am.

Husband : remove your clothes

Wife : remove my clothes why?

Husband : Just do what I tell you to do and come beside me

on the bed , don't waste time

Wife :Okay they are off,

Husband :: Nice sweetie, what about your bra and pant?

Remove them also

Wife : Please I am not in the mood

Husband : Just remove your pant and bra and stop all this your

everyday not in the mood story!

Wife : okay they are off.

Husband :: okay climb the bed.

Wife : why? Am i your slave?

Husband :: Just climb the bed & relax first,

Wife : Okay so What's next?

Husband : I just want you to help me count my money , every time you help me count the money while your clothes are on, I always find shortages..
https://felicitygists.com/strategic-how-to-count-money-with-your-wife-peacefully/
Literature / My Marital Regret. by Ochari: 3:01am On Aug 15, 2021
Our wedding was one in town, because of the love, we did a court marriage too. We have been married for ten years before my husband traveled to the US. We actually taught it will be very easy for him to bring me over but he claimed it’s not possible. While he was there, there was an attempt to control our Hot moments due to distance, so we substituted it with
nude pictures and videos. He would ask me to send my nude pictures or videos to him, that watching it will be enough for him. I did it because it was better to do it for my husband than any of us committing adultery. I later discovered that he was playing pranks, he would not call me, he would go for months without calling me, despite having two kids with me. When he could not manage his lies, he later told me that he’s married in the State. I tried everything I could to beg him to come back to Nigeria, he declined, he rather told me to move on with my life. I almost ran mad, I visited his family members in Nigeria to
intervene which they did, even my own family tried to talk to him, he did not listen to anyone. I waited for about three years
afterwards before I took the decision to move on.
Alhamdulillah, I have re-married, and Allah has blessed me with a better person. We are comfortable and doing well. Recently, I heard things have really gone bad for him, that he was arrested, the lady he got married to left him. Last week Tuesday, he called me, I was shocked, threatening me to send
money to him that if I don’t do it, he will expose me to the public by sending my nude pictures and videos on the social media. He was claiming that we are still legally married. I do.
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Literature / 14 Reason ls Doggy style is the Best. by Ochari: 5:16pm On Aug 14, 2021
There are so many style On Bed, different People like Different style, for different Reasons,

Below are different Reasons why That Of Doggy Is The Best.

If you are below 18 Years of Age please This is Not for you…

1. It’s sweet, it reaches the intestines.

2. It aids fertility.

3. It helps you to avoid looking at the face of an ugly fucker.

4. It helps you to avoid bad breath.

5. It helps you to avoid drunk breath.

6. It’s fast and reliable.

7. Easy to do in any area.

8. It helps the lady to overcome shyness cos she won’t look at his face.

9. It allows the guy to play with the nipples.

https://felicitygists.com/sex-fourteen-reasons-doggy-style-is-the-best-not-for-under-18/
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Celebrities / Re: Boy Alinco Celebrates His 53rd Birthday (Photos) by Ochari: 12:00am On Aug 14, 2021
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Literature / Ten Romantic Commandments Of The Night. by Ochari: 3:16pm On Aug 13, 2021
TEN ROMANTIC COMMANDMENTS OF THE NIGHT

Learn To Seduce Your Partner, and Make Him Want More…



1… DON’T WEAR A PANTY WHEN YOU SERVE HIM SUPPER.



2… MOVE YOUR HAND OVER HIS PENIS WHEN HE KISSES YOU.



3… ALWAYS MAKE A LOUD NOISE WHEN HE bleeps YOU



4… DON’T BE SCARED TO STRETCH YOUR LEGS WHEN HE IS ON TOP.



5… CHANGE THE STYLE WITHOUT HIS PENIS OUT OF YOUR VAGINA.



6… DON’T BE A CORPSE IN BED ALWAYS SHAKE YOUR BODY.

Learn share and Grow without limit.

https://felicitygists.com/ten-romantic-commandments-of-the-night/
Sports / Cristiano Ronaldo Statistics At Manchester United During 2003-2009. by Ochari: 8:38pm On Aug 09, 2021
Cristiano Ronaldo statistics at Manchester United during 2003-2009 :


Cristiano ronaldo at Manchester United.

Premier League :

Minutes played – 14541.
DRIBBLES – 506.
Per 90 DRIBBLES – 3.13.

Champions League :

Minutes played – 4277.
DRIBBLES – 189.
Per 90 DRIBBLES – 3.97.

Insane Level! �

Roberto Carlos:

“I watch CR7 train every day and the way he works is exciting, He wants to improve every day.That’s the difference with Leo.

“Leo is a phenomenon, But Cristiano, of training, professionalism, focus, motivation, Cristiano has an advantage over all the others.”

CR7 would still like to pack his bags and it is for PSG that he would like to leave. But without Mbappé’s departure, this would be impossible. By the end of transfer market, CR7 would hope to see Real buy the Mbappè so that PSG can then make him an offer.
https://felicitygists.com/cristiano-ronaldo-statistics-at-manchester-united-during-2003-2009/
Religion / Power To Recover Lost Glory!!! by Ochari: 10:51am On Aug 09, 2021
You dreamed of losing or misplacing your luggage; lost an item; lost an opportunity; of your hair or beard been shaved by unknown hands? Have you been robbed of a right or honour, promotion or denied a privilege?
Please pray the following prayers with holy anger and the spirit of enough is enough

For thus saith the LORD, Ye have sold yourselves for nought; and ye shall be redeemed without money . 4 For thus saith the Lord GOD, My people went down afore time into Egypt to sojourn there; and the Assyrian oppressed them without cause. 5 Now therefore, what have I here, saith the LORD, that my people is taken away for nought? they that rule over them make them to howl, saith the LORD; and my name continually every day is blasphemed.

Isa 52:3
I have raised him up in righteousness, and I will direct all his ways: he shall build my city, and he shall let go my captives, not for price nor reward , saith the LORD of hosts.

Isa 45:13
Shall the prey be taken from the mighty, or the lawful captive delivered? Isa 49:24

PRAISE AND WORSHIP

PRAYER POINTS

NOTE: This prayers must be prayed with holy anger and with the spirit of enough-is-enough)

1. Plead for mercy – that God should forgive you in any way you might have sold yourself out.

2. Blood of Jesus speak mercy into my life; speak redemption into my life in the name of Jesus

3. Blood of Jesus, plead for my redemption now before the court of heaven in the name of Jesus

4. Mercy of God, avail for me in this prayer in the name of Jesus Christ.

5. Blood of Jesus, tell the captors of my virtues, glory and star that my redemption is now in the name of Jesus

6. By the blood of Jesus Christ, I buy back my lost virtues, glory and stars in the name of Jesus Christ.

7. Ungodly covenants between me and the captors of my virtues and portions, by the blood of Jesus, break and release me.

8. Blood and bloodless covenants between me and the captors of my virtues and portions, by the blood of Jesus, break and release me.

9. Lawful captivity of my virtues, glory and stars; I revoke you all by the blood of Jesus in the name of Jesus

10. Lawful claims of the captors of my virtues, rights, privileges and portions, by the blood of Jesus, I declare you null and void.

11. Fire of God, roast every chain tying down my virtues, glory, promotion and star in the name of Jesus Christ.

12. (Shout) JESUS! Your death for my redemption on the cross of Calvary cannot be in vain – in your mercy and power, redeem my lost glory for me in the name of Jesus

13. Captors of my glory, honour and virtues, by the authority in the name of Jesus Christ, release them by fire in the name of Jesus Christ.

14. After the order of Goliath............
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Sports / Finance; Lionel Messi P.S.G Staggering Move. by Ochari: 8:32am On Aug 09, 2021
€25m sign on fee + €25m net annual salary (2+1 contract)
PSG anxious yesterday that Chelsea to make last ditch approach – #cfc deny
Neymar pushed move since December + PSG insist Messi helps keep Mbappe

PSG internal cost analysis: believe Messi will “pay for himself” through sponsors, ticketing, tours & raise Ligue 1 profile
confidence he goes to Qatar WC 2022
PSG now have 10 players available for sale Plus want Pogba to run down contract

To watch: This weekend, major European club execs started plotting to request stringent salary caps to challenge PSG/Chelsea/Man City
Barca stars fear backlash for refusing pay cuts/to cancel contracts to fund Messi

2 year contract, net salary €25m a year & sign on fee worth €25m
Neymar helped persuade Messi
PSG open to offers for up to 10 players & believe commercial benefits of Messi mean investment “pays for itself”
Club hopeful Mbappe will commit long-term
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https://felicitygists.com/finance-lionel-messi-p-s-g-staggering-move/
Sports / Re: Barcelona And Laliga Expected Losses Due To Lionel Messi. by Ochari: 8:29am On Aug 09, 2021
Funny
Sports / Barcelona And Laliga Expected Losses Due To Lionel Messi. by Ochari: 7:49pm On Aug 08, 2021
50 million euros collected from taxes.

The disappearance of the best-selling shirt in the world.

950 million euros sponsorship contract from Nike!

111 million euros, profit from Messi’s photos

Barcelona’s profits and revenues as a city from tourism declined by more than a third!!

Barcelona’s market value decreased by 3.19 billion euros.

Barcelona will lose 60 million euros from commercial advertising annually.

Sponsors contracts at risk of disappearing, amounting to 74 million euros annually

55 million euros from Rakutn

19 million euros from Beko

Barcelona will lose about 175 million euros in ticket revenue , especially........
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https://felicitygists.com/barcelona-and-laliga-expected-losses-due-to-lionel-messis-departure/
Sports / Re: The Most Exciting Premier League Transfers Ever. by Ochari: 2:28pm On Aug 08, 2021
Very funny
Sports / The Most Exciting Premier League Transfers Ever. by Ochari: 2:10pm On Aug 08, 2021
Football Transfers Can Do Many Things; They Can Inspire, Galvanise & Shock.

With Raphael Varane and Jadon Sancho both generating a buzz after arriving at Manchester United, and Manchester City’s pursuit of England internationals Harry Kane and Jack Grealish picking up pace, BBC Sport has put together a list of Premier League ‘wow’ signings.

We know you’ll have your own opinions, but here’s what we’ve come up with. Feel free to add your own contenders in the comments section below.

Robinho – Real Madrid to Manchester City (2008).
What a way for Manchester City’s new owners to announce themselves. On deadline day in 2008, the Abu Dhabi United Group completed a takeover of the club and instantly set about making themselves known.

Brazil and Real Madrid forward Robinho had been a target for Chelsea, but City managed to secure a whirlwind £32.5m deal, a British record at the time, and suddenly appeared a threat to the elite.

A debut goal, against Chelsea, was the precursor to a spell that had its moments, but was fraught with inconsistency and attitude problems. City eventually sold Robinho to AC Milan in 2010 after loaning him to his first club Santos, and took a different route to spending their millions on building a Premier League-winning side.

Andriy Shevchenko – AC Milan to Chelsea (2006).
When back-to-back Premier League champions Chelsea struck a deal to sign arguably Europe’s best striker in 2006, things looked ominous for the rest of the division.

Andriy Shevchenko was at his peak when he left AC Milan for Stamford Bridge, and by recruiting him, and Germany midfielder Michael Ballack on a free from Bayern Munich, it looked like Jose Mourinho was only tightening his grip on English football’s top prize.

Yet, despite scoring on his debut in the Community Shield against Liverpool, Shevchenko never asserted himself at the club ahead of main striker Didier Drogba. In three years, which included a forgettable loan return to Milan, he scored just nine league goals in 48 games, as Manchester United added successive titles to their collection.

Alan Shearer – Blackburn Rovers to Newcastle United (1996).
After scoring 34 goals en route to Blackburn Rovers’ only Premier League title in 1995 and then winning the Golden Boot at Euro 96 a year later, Alan Shearer was a hot commodity.

He informed Blackburn owner Jack Walker of his desire to leave, and it soon became a straight shootout between Manchester United and his hometown club Newcastle United for his signature.

Eventually, Newcastle signed him for £15m, then a world record, and thousands of fans flocked to St James’ Park to welcome Shearer home. He was the man Kevin Keegan hoped would fire the Magpies to success after a spectacular collapse the previous season, surrendering a 12-point lead at the top of the Premier League to the Red Devils.

He went on to become their record goalscorer, but never managed to lift any silverware.

Virgil van Dijk – Southampton to Liverpool (2018).
Jurgen Klopp was halfway through his second full season at Liverpool and his problem was clear. If he was to take the club where he wanted,.........
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Religion / Expected Characters Of Christians. by Ochari: 10:12am On Aug 08, 2021
My fellow Christian brother and sisters let check our inner minds. Are we truly Christians

Dear Choir, if you don’t study the Bible, you’re in the Music Industry not Music Ministry. You’ll sing nonsense and call it “Gospel” like we do today. You’ll be Entertaining instead of Ministering… You better choose one of the two.

Dear Usher, if you don’t study the Bible, you’re a traffic warden or better still a party Protocol. You simply maintain foot traffic in the assembly.

Dear Bible Study Leader, if you don’t study the Bible, you’re an ordinary Public Speaker not a Minister. You’ll preach rubbish.

Dear Children Department Coordinator, if you don’t study the Bible, you’re just a social juvenile worker or better still a nanny…

Dear Drama Group Member, if you don’t study the Bible, you’re just doing Nollywood, no life!

Dear Instrumentalist and Technical Unit Member, if you don’t study the Bible, you’re just a DJ, a very noisy one for that matter.

Dear Prophet, if you don’t study the Bible, you’re just a soothsayer. You’ll be predicting Arsenal vs Leicester city, not anything relevant to God’s kingdom on earth.

Dear Christian Writer, if you don’t study the Bible, you’re just D. O. Fagunwa, Chinua Achebe, or the writer of “Eze goes to school.” You’ll write for fiction not for the Kingdom.

Dear Christian Motivational Speaker, if you don't......,....
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Literature / Story; My Experience In My Father's Village. by Ochari: 4:06am On Aug 08, 2021
When I was 10years old, Ochuko’s father, Ikebe’s father, and

my father traveled to the evil forest to seek the voice of the

gods. They left their shrine in our hands as their only surviving

sons. They told us to handle their Juju well and to attend to

the customers as they came.

On the night they were to return, we were all sitting in front of

our shrine waiting for customers when Ochuko cleared his

throat and said to us.

“My father is the strongest amongst your fathers.”

Before I could even respond, Ikebe sprang up angrily and

started shaking his insignia.

“You lie. Ochuko, you lie, my father is the strongest of your

father and your father’s fathers. It was my father that gave your

father the powers he is using to boast around.”

“And who do you think gave your father power?” I blurted. “No,

tell me. Who do you think gave your father powers? Look, it

was my father that gave your father, and in turn, your father

transferred just a little portion to Ochuko’s father. My father is

the strongest.” I boasted.

Ochuko and Ikebe became angry and started pointing at me.

“How will you say it was your father that gave my father

power?” Ikebe asked angrily.

“Ikebe hope you can see the insult. The arrogance, the

effrontery.”

Before I could talk one, Ikebe ran into his father’s shrine and

brought out his father’s Juju. He pointed it at me and my heart

skipped four beats.

“Ikebe careful make you no wound person o. Careful.”

Ikebe did not listen, he raised the insignia and I immediately

raised my father’s insignia to block his projection.

The projection bounced back and landed on Ochuko’s head.

This was how Ochuko turned into a black-goat. At first, we

thought it was Ochuko that decided to turn himself into a goat

in self-defense, so we started laughing.

Not until we discovered that Ochuko was actually doing

“meeehhh” just like a real goat will.

“Ikebe turn him back o. Turn Ochuko back.” I screamed

fearfully.

“My father did not teach me how to turn someone from goat

to human being. He only thought me how to turn human beings

to he-goat.”................,...............

https://felicitygists.com/story-my-experience-in-my-fathers-village/
Sports / Re: Roman Abramovich Requests Urgent Meeting With Lionel Messi’s Reps Over Transfer by Ochari: 4:00am On Aug 08, 2021
Injury; Toni Kroos To Miss The Beginning Of The Season Due To Groin Injury. https://felicitygists.com/injury-toni-kroos-to-miss-the-beginning-of-the-season-due-to-groin-injury/
Romance / Making Your Man Sexually Addicted To You; How To Ride Your Man. by Ochari: 7:33pm On Aug 07, 2021
Making Your Man Sexually Addicted To You; HOW TO RIDE YOUR MAN.

1.START WITH pre-intimacy
Before you jump on your man to ride him,
It is important you spend time in pre-intimacy:

2.Kiss him like mad��

3. Let his thing stand kampe�

4.Don’t focus on kissing only his mouth, let your mouth explore different parts of his body.

5.Let him melt completely under you.

6.From kissing his mouth go to his neck and ears��

7.Kiss and suck his nipples, don’t forget nipples is one of their weak point.

8.While using your mouth, make sure you are using your hands at the same time.

9.You can gently stroke his balls or massage his penis.

10.During pre-intimacy, your body will be wet and your man will be eager to enter you.

11.Climb on him and ride him to pleasure land � �
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Sports / Tokyo2020: How African Countries Have Fared So Far by Ochari: 2:00am On Aug 07, 2021
1. South Africa – 3 medals (1 Gold, 2 Silver)

2. Ethiopia – 3 medals (1 Gold, 1 Silver, 1 Bronze)

3. Tunisia – 2 medals (1 Gold, 1 Silver)

4. Morocco– 1 medal (Gold�)

5. Kenya– 2 medals (1 Silver, 1 Bronze)

6. Nigeria– 2 medals (1 Silver, 1 Bronze)

7.Uganda– 2 medals (1 Silver, 1 Bronze)

https://felicitygists.com/statistics-african-countries-at-the-tokyo-2020-olympics/

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Religion / Story; The Unforgivable Sin. by Ochari: 11:11pm On Aug 06, 2021
Aneesah and her husband, Marwan, had been married for a year and half.

On her wedding eve, her mother, Madam Ewatomi, sat her down and advised her on marriage. Her mother was a three time divorcee. She had four children for three different fathers. Although the three marriages hitting the rock were not actually her fault, nonetheless, she doesn’t want her daughter to go through the same agony.

Madam Ewatomi had a boy, Muhsin, from her first marriage before fleeing the marriage when domestic violence wasn’t bearable.

Madam Ewatomi proceeded to marry another man where she had Aneesah and her younger brother, Abideen. Aneesah’s father was a chronic drunkard. He could empty the whole brewery without getting satisfied. He was equally irresponsible and a wife beater. Aneesah’s mother carried all the responsibilities of the home alone while her husband spent his own earnings on alcohol and other frivolities. She would have stayed because of what people would say.

That was her second marriage which must not fail. She would have stayed if her husband was only irresponsible. At least she had a good job which paid the bills conveniently. But her husband wasn’t only irresponsible, he was equally a violent and aggressive wife beater. She had to leave when the last beating got her a three weeks bed space in the hospital. She carried her children and ran for her dear life.

It’s a living person that can answer the title of Mrs. The title of Mrs can no longer be beneficial to a dead person. For these reasons, she had to call it quits with her second marriage with sadness.

What she ran for in her first marriage became her reality for the second time. She cried bitterly, wallowing in melancholy everyday. She dwelled in self pity for being a victim of a bad marriage twice. She decided to remain a single mother for the rest of her life. She decided to focus her all on her three children, a case of once bitten twice shy. Her own case was not a once bitten case, it was a double bitten case which made her multiple times shy.

She rented an apartment and was living with her three children until she met Otunba, the father of her fourth child, Ali.

Otunba already had two wives at home. The two wives had all girls. Apparently, Otunba was looking for a baby boy which made him embark on the third marriage mission. He did everything at his disposal to woo Madam Ewatomi. At last she let go of her decision not to marry again and succumbed to love.

Life happened and the woman who once swore never to get married again found love in the arms of another man. She married Otunba to become his third wife.

Otunba was good to her. He was the true definition of a good husband. He cared so much for her and her three children. He rented a duplex for her before the marriage. She moved into the duplex with her children.

When she conceived Ali, even before the scan detected a boy, Otunba’s kindness to her skyrocketed. She enjoyed paradise on earth. When she underwent a scan and the scan detected a boy, Otunba nearly ran mad with happiness. He cared for Ewatomilola like a baby. He took her shopping for baby clothes every week. The baby wardrobe was already filled to the brim before the arrival of the baby.

When the baby eventually arrived and he was indeed a baby boy, the whole World knew that Otunba Ali had now fathered a boy. He named the boy after him, Ali.

Otunba held a grand naming ceremony for his baby boy which was the talk of the town for months.

Otunba inclined more towards Ewatomilola at the detriment of his other two wives. Suddenly, like a pack of not well arranged cards, the marriage crumbled again. The once committed husband became an absentee. He withdrew totally from Ewatomi. He wouldn’t visit her house for months. She became an abandoned wife. Until finally when he told her he wasn’t interested in her again..................



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Literature / Loving The Wrong Person by Ochari: 7:50am On Aug 06, 2021
LOVING THE WRONG PERSON.

Sincerely speaking, love does truly not hurt .

But loving the wrong person does.
No matter how good you are; you can never be good for the wrong person.
How long you have been in a relationship, doesn’t make it right, because a wrong person can keep you in a motion yet you’re not moving….
A right relationship has three components..

1. Purpose….
2. Direction…
3. Destination…
Signs To Watch………….

You’re in a relationship but you feel single.
Your purpose, direction and destination is never towards marriage..
You’re not compatible in reasoning and understanding…
Sincerely speaking, you can’t say you’re feelings are mutual..
You can’t enjoy within weeks and months without issues..

Most often you’re confused…
You’re not involved into each other’s activities.
In a wrong date, there is lack of trust…
A wrong person will never appreciate your efforts and contributions..
Communication and attention is not mutual..
Mediate On The Following….
You must seat down and ask yourself why you must invest your time in such a relationship..
Are you the one keeping this relationship or your feelings are mutual..
Did you put your happiness into consideration?
Where is this relationship heading to??
Don’t you think someone is using you?
Be wise!!!...............


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Literature / Epilogue “i Love You, But…” by Ochari: 7:54am On Aug 05, 2021
Pamilerin and Freeman were returning from Beauty’s wedding .

Beauty had reached out to them after Winter was sentenced to prison…

She had asked for their forgiveness…
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” I am sorry for all your family went through. My selfishness started this. If I had been




mindful of you, I won’t have dated your husband… Emotions are real and we can’t help but feel it, but we must be wise and mindful of others. I paid for my selfishness too, I can’t make use of my eyes but I am thankful for life” Beauty had said to Pamilerin and Freeman

“I am sorry for also leading you on, if I had stood my ground to be faithful to my family, all that won’t have happened. Remember, it takes two to tangle…I know the statement that started the whole fire was when I told you “I love you but my wife had to be dead before I could marry you”. If I never gave you the possibility of that opening, you would never have fallen for Winter’s Wiles.

Freeman’s business had been restored, Pamilerin gave it her all in prayer for restoration and that evidently happened.

After a year of them coming back together, Chief resurfaced and signed the investment partnership with Freeman…

Ajoke joined Aina in her ministry. She decided to serve the Lord all her life.

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Literature / Re: What Our Ladies Really Want! by Ochari: 9:46pm On Aug 04, 2021
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Literature / What Our Ladies Really Want! by Ochari: 7:39pm On Aug 04, 2021
True life Story.



My wife have complained alot about me not being romantic. I have tried my best to explain to her how tired I feel after work but, she find it really hard to understand. So I planned a surprise to show her my romantic side. I took time to read some love novels and one thing I absorbed from all of them is, “It takes nothing but a little things to put a woman in a stream where she feels loved.” So on the first of December last year, I bought two ticket for a

movie and we went to watch a love movie with my wife Nkechi. It was actually a Philippines movie and she loved it. But on our way back she stared at me in the face and was comparing me to the guy in the movie. “Praise didn’t you see the way that guy was holding that girl in that movie when rain was falling— have u ever hold me like that even when ice is falling? That guy didn’t go to work because he offended his girlfriend, can you do that?” She asked me. I was trying my possible best to explain to Nkechi that it was just a movie and it’s scripted but, she kept on dwelling on it for days. So the next week, I told her we should go for a walk maybe gaze at the trees and appreciate nature. But the next thing she told me was, “You want to appreciate nature, have you appreciated my presence in your house. You act like you don’t care about me anymore.” “Me like this husband material 99yards? No baby it’s not like that. I am trying my best” I replied. “Your best is not enough.” She said.

I tried to pet her before I left for work but through out that day my mind had no rest; because of the fire burning in my house.

I approached a friend of mind in the office, and I told him everything. I told him about books I read and actions I had taken. He asked me the name of my wife, and I told him. “Praise you no well oo. Na Nkechi you dey read Oyibo (Americana) person book for abi— from her name you have to use local procedure.

The only language African igbo girls understand is money.” He said to





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Sports / Top European Transfers – So Fa by Ochari: 3:28pm On Aug 04, 2021
Let’s Take A Look At The Top European Transfer News So Far, in Laliga, Premier League, Serie A, BUNDESLIGA, and Many More.

SERIE A

Rui Patricio – AS Roma
Nicolas Gonzalez – Fiorentina
Sandro Tonali – AC Milan
Fikayo Tomori – AC Milan
Olivier Giroud – AC Milan
Fodé Ballo-Touré – AC Milan
Brahim Diaz – AC Milan
Luka Romero – Lazio
Gianluca Busio – Venezia
Felipe Anderson – Lazio
Hakan Calhanoglu – Inter Milan
Arnor Sigurdsson – Venezia
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LIGUE 1

Lenny Manisa – PSG
Gianluigi Donnarumm – PSG
Sergio Ramos – PSG
Georginio Wijnaldum – PSG
Achraf Hakimi – PSG
Ethan Mbappé – PSG
Mattéo Guendouzi – Marseille
Cengiz Ünder – Marseille
Jean-Clair Todibo – Nice
Calvin Stengs – Nice
Mario Lemina – Nice
William Saliba – Marseille
Pau Lopez – Marseille
Kamaldeen Sulemana – Rennes
Justin Kluivert – Nice
Alexander Nübel – Monaco
Mamadou Sakho – Montpellier
Gideon Mensah – Bordeaux
Myron Boadu – ..,....................




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Sports / Sport Gist: Which Set Of Defenders Among The Great Is Your Favorite. by Ochari: 4:32pm On Aug 03, 2021
we got the collection of Great pairs from top clubs in the premier league side, as the new season begins, top premier league clubs are strengthening their team, including their Defence, players are Returning from the European competition, and � injuries, though they will all be participating in the UEFA Champions League This Season................................


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Sports / Some Romantic Scenes In Football So Far. It's Really Funny by Ochari: 7:39pm On Aug 02, 2021
See The likes of Paul Pogba, cristiano Ronaldo, lionel messi, the scenes can be very funny and Romantic, it kind of lovely, as they were captured along the field of play.


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