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eJoel:

men!!! MY WORST COOKING XP, WAS WHEN I MISTOOK ARIEL IN A CUP FOR SALT (CUZ IT WAS IN SIMILAR CONTAINER)IN A POT OF RICE, You DONT WANT 2 KNO WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, DONT ASK HOW IT TASTED CUZ I DIDNT DARE TASTE IT WHEN I CAME BAC 2 D KITCHEN I TUT D RICE HAD A BUBBLE BATH

This is by far the funniest disaster ever, holy smokes! I'm still laughing.

I'm getting scared for 2-face,many things dey happen o!

As much as the intentions this decree seems good, it is not even feasible to obtain a doctorate degree in one year. There's only two weeks left in the year 2007,how in the world are lectures expected to obtain a doctorate degree in so short a time?Wouldn't that degree by all means be questionable?I think the set time line should be reconsiderd.

Ekele o! A bum onye Arondizogu.

I can't help but yawn and wonder when men will come up with better excuses for thier illicit affairs besides"my wife made me do it". That phrase is getting rather old and boring.
As for you poster man,I won't judge or crucify you but honestly,I don't know what you want us to say about your affair that isn't glaring. Thank God he gave us all the ability to discern good from evil.

Frankies, ease up on almondjoy,she was just trying to make a point, a valid one at that.
almondjoy honey, silence would have been a better answer for him. Raining insults was not very nice regardless of what he had said.

http://community.nigeria.com/newsroom.html

Here's a link to a somewhat detailed account on his attack for anyone it matters to. I'm a huge fan of Tu-face and it is my utmost desire that he and indeed every other victim of robbery survives the trauma.May God be their strenght.

I'm all up for 24 anytime, anyday! The movie outline,directing and acting is so ingenoius. Jack Bauer can rescue me from terrorists anytime, anyday!

Scorpio dearie,
This is to say thank you for being a friend and thank you for those simple things you do that go a long way.I can't help but think as you celebrate your birthday that no one deserves to have the best of their birthday as much as you do. May God in his infinite kindness shower you with his blessings and love, may he console you in your times of sorrow and beter still, may he make me a better friend to you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS!
You know I love you!

I'm announcing SCORPIO'S birthday for her. Happy birthday sis!!

This girl no talk am loud naw.Copyright is allowed jo,no dey expose me like that for public

No i haven't and I can't even  try now because I've exhausted my free 'around Canada' munites but I might be able to call her later at night sha. I'm sure she's alright, she's taking summer courses so either that or a Job is keeping her busy. I have to go get started on my assingment . Are u in summer school too? We'll yarn later. Take am easy and hug the lil man(DRE right?) for me. Bye!

lol sorry ma'am. Now you can be sure I'll never forget it and hope u're not making him go insane(please I plead on his behalf o! Don't kill the poor guy. ) I'm sure he already knows he's got a handfull and he should be coping. As u said, ur mama born pikin!

Me neither. She said she was comming to your plcae the next day or something like that and u don't have to apologise, we both understand(at least I do. . . J/K, I know scorpio understands too)
I'm alive o my sister. How are Sam and Dan(or is it Dave? ) . . . Sorry!I'm quite forgetful

_{I know we're going out of line as regards the topic but oh well!}

My sister,after reading that post, i no fit shout!
How body?

nosakhare:

Hello guys,
  I actually thot girls were sexuall objects aren't they,then what were they put here for, or what other purpose do they serve, please enlighten me, because i believe they serve one purpose and one purpose only and thats to be matrasses for us guys, my guy theres nothing special about them if u get to know them better you find out that it is a fact that they have fish size brains, and all they really posses is what they don't fail to hide and thats their ass, boobs and their hour glass shaped bodies, they are marketing their greatest and only assets, (NB:some do actually think)

or what do u think?

SAD, PITIFULLY SAD!*shakes head*

Oh my! that's hilarious. I guess it sure does pay being Nigerian in the long run.

great song!but hey, there's no suprise there seeing as it comes from styl-plus. Scorpio girl, i can't say thank u enough

Look long and hard, there's bound to be. I think 2-face is the hottest(stale news)

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MY NAIRALAND LIL SIS. She's got to be the lovliest person to know.

There's actually a thread for the dumbest poster on NL? what more can say, with NL, there's never a dull moment.

scorpio:oh girl, how bodi?

virozuru can I tag along? I want to see 2-face too

this naijacute of a pesin, see, na watin now? watin my guy do you like so? _{jk o! everyone is entitled to thier own opinions}

@Linda:hope you have fun at the show and trust me you will. As for the marraige part, Girl you're too late, he's taken(by me of course )

curiousNja:


If a man cheated on his girl with you then Oh Lord! If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.


You need time to heal between relationships, there is nothing cute about baggage, deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you, a relationship
consists of two WHOLE individuals, look for someone complimentary, not
supplementary.

Oh, great words sister!

@Tellbabe:Hey you. We meet on line today! what's going on girl? How r the marraige plans comming?

naijacutee:

looks

There are plenty fine boys around, I don't need to pay ridiculous amounts of money to see one who doesn't have a clue about anything

I HAVE SERIOUS BEEF for the guy and yes, I'll sit in my own little corner in Hatfield and rant about him while thousands of other girls are paying him their salaries and stripping for him for free,  A$$&8%£

my sista, easy o!

Nolly:

the guy is good, i was at the Houston concert and he sang his heart out LIVE!!! maybe i use to be  a hater but now i seen him perfom, i change my mind.  his look drive the women crazy but his talent draw everybody to pay that expensive ass ticket to see him.


so shake them haters off tuface

A newly converted 2-face fan. nothing gladness me more!

larger_20:

@ocho, i don't get it, show is on may 20th and now the show is already over, sounds cooked to me.

what sounds cooked? My friend's story? Anyway,he was at Huston yesterday(or was it the day before?)
He'll probably be in some other part of the U.S on the 20th.

ok, So I just had a friend write me this long mail on how the show went.   She told me how the ladies were all over themselves just to get to touch 2-face(oh, have I ever been more green with envy!) but then again, we all know that the ladies love 2-face and that he's actualy more sexy in person than he is in his photos(well,I couldn't stress that part enough. ) she also said the security guards must have had the worst day on their jobs because it was absolutely impossible to maintain the crowd of 'girl's gone crazy/wild". (that, i found really funny but hey, they're lucky they didn't have to deal with me) and of course my 2-face was an awesome performer. This(sob) is the point(sob) I.    . I(sob) go back to bed and cry for missing out on such a performance.

That's it! no more stories from the show or i'm going to hurt someone!

@didd4dt: I logged out and logged in and couldn't locate your YIM ID, I'm using a different version of yahoo, i guess that explains a lot. So can u just Im me then? cos that's the only way we could actually talk.

lol, poor bolex! if only he complied the last time Just kidding bolex

ok, Diddy! I will and you'll get the songs in return(now that's business right there)

My dear Girz am i happy to see you! how are you doing?