Food / Re: Your Worst Cooking Mistake Ever! by ocho(f): 3:25pm On May 13, 2008 |
[ eJoel:
men!!! MY WORST COOKING XP, WAS WHEN I MISTOOK ARIEL IN A CUP FOR SALT (CUZ IT WAS IN SIMILAR CONTAINER)IN A POT OF RICE, You DONT WANT 2 KNO WHAT HAPPENED NEXT, DONT ASK HOW IT TASTED CUZ I DIDNT DARE TASTE IT WHEN I CAME BAC 2 D KITCHEN I TUT D RICE HAD A BUBBLE BATH
This is by far the funniest disaster ever, holy smokes! I'm still laughing. |
Celebrities / Re: Robbers Attack 2face Again: Take Jeep by ocho(f): 10:09pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
I'm getting scared for 2-face,many things dey happen o! ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif) |
Education / Re: NUC: Lecturers Must Obtain Doctorate Degree By 2009 by ocho(f): 9:54pm On Dec 13, 2007 |
As much as the intentions this decree seems good, it is not even feasible to obtain a doctorate degree in one year. There's only two weeks left in the year 2007,how in the world are lectures expected to obtain a doctorate degree in so short a time?Wouldn't that degree by all means be questionable?I think the set time line should be reconsiderd. |
Culture / Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ocho(f): 12:25am On Nov 22, 2007 |
Ekele o! A bum onye Arondizogu. ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) |
Romance / Re: Romance With My Subordinate? (I'm Married) by ocho(f): 12:17am On Nov 22, 2007 |
I can't help but yawn and wonder when men will come up with better excuses for thier illicit affairs besides"my wife made me do it". That phrase is getting rather old and boring. As for you poster man,I won't judge or crucify you but honestly,I don't know what you want us to say about your affair that isn't glaring. Thank God he gave us all the ability to discern good from evil.
Frankies, ease up on almondjoy,she was just trying to make a point, a valid one at that. almondjoy honey, silence would have been a better answer for him. Raining insults was not very nice regardless of what he had said. |
Celebrities / Re: 2face Shot And Robbed On Arrival From UK by ocho(f): 3:38am On Oct 07, 2007 |
http://community.nigeria.com/newsroom.htmlHere's a link to a somewhat detailed account on his attack for anyone it matters to. I'm a huge fan of Tu-face and it is my utmost desire that he and indeed every other victim of robbery survives the trauma.May God be their strenght. |
TV/Movies / Re: Prison Break Or 24 by ocho(f): 6:42am On Jul 03, 2007 |
I'm all up for 24 anytime, anyday! The movie outline,directing and acting is so ingenoius. Jack Bauer can rescue me from terrorists anytime, anyday! |
Events / Re: Happy Birthday Scorpio! by ocho(f): 3:28pm On Nov 05, 2006 |
Scorpio dearie, This is to say thank you for being a friend and thank you for those simple things you do that go a long way.I can't help but think as you celebrate your birthday that no one deserves to have the best of their birthday as much as you do. May God in his infinite kindness shower you with his blessings and love, may he console you in your times of sorrow and beter still, may he make me a better friend to you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS! You know I love you! |
Events / Re: Please Announce Your Birthday Here: by ocho(f): 3:15pm On Nov 05, 2006 |
I'm announcing SCORPIO'S birthday for her. Happy birthday sis!! ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif) |
Romance / Re: I Am Scared Of Girls by ocho(f): 5:40pm On May 29, 2006 |
This girl no talk am loud naw.Copyright is allowed jo,no dey expose me like that for public ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) No i haven't and I can't even try now because I've exhausted my free 'around Canada' munites ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif) but I might be able to call her later at night sha. I'm sure she's alright, she's taking summer courses so either that or a Job is keeping her busy. I have to go get started on my assingment . Are u in summer school too? We'll yarn later. Take am easy and hug the lil man(DRE right?) for me. Bye! ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif) |
Romance / Re: I Am Scared Of Girls by ocho(f): 5:17pm On May 29, 2006 |
lol ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) sorry ma'am. Now you can be sure I'll never forget it ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) and hope u're not making him go insane(please I plead on his behalf o! Don't kill the poor guy. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) ) I'm sure he already knows he's got a handfull and he should be coping. As u said, ur mama born pikin! ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Romance / Re: I Am Scared Of Girls by ocho(f): 5:05pm On May 29, 2006 |
Me neither. She said she was comming to your plcae the next day or something like that ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) and u don't have to apologise, we both understand(at least I do. . . J/K, I know scorpio understands too) I'm alive o my sister. How are Sam and Dan(or is it Dave? ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png) ) . . . Sorry!I'm quite forgetful I know we're going out of line as regards the topic but oh well! |
Romance / Re: I Am Scared Of Girls by ocho(f): 4:54pm On May 29, 2006 |
My sister,after reading that post, ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif) i no fit shout! ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif) How body? ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif) |
Romance / Re: I Am Scared Of Girls by ocho(f): 4:51pm On May 29, 2006 |
nosakhare:
Hello guys, I actually thot girls were sexuall objects aren't they,then what were they put here for, or what other purpose do they serve, please enlighten me, because i believe they serve one purpose and one purpose only and thats to be matrasses for us guys, my guy theres nothing special about them if u get to know them better you find out that it is a fact that they have fish size brains, and all they really posses is what they don't fail to hide and thats their ass, boobs and their hour glass shaped bodies, they are marketing their greatest and only assets, (NB:some do actually think)
or what do u think?
SAD, PITIFULLY SAD!*shakes head* |
Jokes Etc / Re: Why It Pays To Be A Nigerian In The Long Run! by ocho(f): 5:28am On May 27, 2006 |
Oh my! that's hilarious. I guess it sure does pay being Nigerian in the long run. |
Music/Radio / Re: "Imagine That" By Styl-Plus by ocho(f): 5:34pm On May 23, 2006 |
great song!but hey, there's no suprise there seeing as it comes from styl-plus. ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) Scorpio girl, i can't say thank u enough ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif) |
Celebrities / Re: Usher Or 2Face Idibia: Who Do You Think Is Hotter? by ocho(f): 5:21pm On May 23, 2006 |
Look long and hard, there's bound to be. ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) I think 2-face is the hottest(stale news) ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) |
Nairaland / General / Re: Wow! Its Rolly's Birthday. by ocho(f): 5:15pm On May 23, 2006 |
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MY NAIRALAND LIL SIS. ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif) She's got to be the lovliest person to know. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is The Dumbest Poster On Nairaland? by ocho(f): 5:06pm On May 23, 2006 |
There's actually a thread for the dumbest poster on NL? ![lipsrsealed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/lipsrsealed.png) what more can say, with NL, there's never a dull moment. scorpio:oh girl, how bodi? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Celebrities / Re: Usher Or 2Face Idibia: Who Do You Think Is Hotter? by ocho(f): 4:51pm On May 23, 2006 |
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Music/Radio / Re: 2face Idibia: Innocent Ujah Idibia by ocho(f): 4:46pm On May 23, 2006 |
this naijacute of a pesin, see, na watin now? watin my guy do you like so? jk o! everyone is entitled to thier own opinions@Linda:hope you have fun at the show and trust me you will. As for the marraige part, Girl you're too late, he's taken(by me of course ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) ) |
Romance / Re: Ladies, Take A Hint! by ocho(f): 1:10am On May 15, 2006 |
curiousNja:
If a man cheated on his girl with you then Oh Lord! If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
You need time to heal between relationships, there is nothing cute about baggage, deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you, a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals, look for someone complimentary, not supplementary. Oh, great words sister! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Ghanian Girl In Need Of A Nigerian Man by ocho(f): 12:50am On May 15, 2006 |
@Tellbabe:Hey you. We meet on line today! what's going on girl? How r the marraige plans comming? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Music/Radio / Re: 2-Face Idibia In America: May 2006 by ocho(f): 12:35am On May 15, 2006 |
naijacutee:
looks
There are plenty fine boys around, I don't need to pay ridiculous amounts of money to see one who doesn't have a clue about anything
I HAVE SERIOUS BEEF for the guy and yes, I'll sit in my own little corner in Hatfield and rant about him while thousands of other girls are paying him their salaries and stripping for him for free, A$$&8%£
my sista, easy o! |
Music/Radio / Re: 2-Face Idibia In America: May 2006 by ocho(f): 12:34am On May 15, 2006 |
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Music/Radio / Re: 2-Face Idibia In America: May 2006 by ocho(f): 12:28am On May 15, 2006 |
larger_20:
@ocho, i don't get it, show is on may 20th and now the show is already over, sounds cooked to me.
what sounds cooked? My friend's story? ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) Anyway,he was at Huston yesterday(or was it the day before?) ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) He'll probably be in some other part of the U.S on the 20th. |
Music/Radio / Re: 2-Face Idibia In America: May 2006 by ocho(f): 1:50pm On May 14, 2006 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday Queenzy. by ocho(f): 8:25pm On May 12, 2006 |
Happy Birthday Queenzy! |
Music/Radio / Re: 'Expressions': Styl-plus New Album by ocho(f): 9:51pm On May 09, 2006 |
@didd4dt: I logged out and logged in and couldn't locate your YIM ID, I'm using a different version of yahoo, i guess that explains a lot. So can u just Im me then? cos that's the only way we could actually talk. ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Music/Radio / Re: 'Expressions': Styl-plus New Album by ocho(f): 9:43pm On May 09, 2006 |
lol, poor bolex! if only he complied the last time ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) Just kidding bolex ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Music/Radio / Re: 'Expressions': Styl-plus New Album by ocho(f): 9:40pm On May 09, 2006 |
ok, Diddy! I will ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) and you'll get the songs in return(now that's business right there) ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Music/Radio / Re: 'Expressions': Styl-plus New Album by ocho(f): 9:26pm On May 09, 2006 |
My dear Girz ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) am i happy to see you! how are you doing? ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif) |