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Celebrities / Re: Toolz & Tunde Demuren At A Friend's Wedding Today by Odani: 11:43am On Nov 13, 2016
veekid:
Power of make up on toolz; that fat thing


Another man spec so waka pass go chop ur bone quietly
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos To Employ 1000 LASDRI Graduates As Conductors With N50,000 As Salary by Odani: 6:25am On Oct 30, 2016
CR77:
We don suffer for this government hand well well cry cry


are graduate not driving Uber taxis is it not d same 50k salary they r on?
Politics / Re: Make Sure Nothing Happens To Tinubu And Others – Fayose Tells Ooni by Odani: 9:04pm On Oct 28, 2016
realglobe:
but Tinubu was once reported as saying that all yoruba obas are useless? Why is he now expecting the useless obas to save him from the quagmire he got himself

when did he say dat
Romance / Re: How I Stole My Friend's Girlfriend With My Good Looks(episode 1) by Odani: 1:57am On Oct 26, 2016
This is not how to start a story
Family / Re: A Frustrated Woman by Odani: 12:08am On Oct 26, 2016
carammel:
Pardon me,I will be a bit harsh.

You brought it upon yourself,you are a homebreaker and husband snatcher,you knew he was in a relationship and yet open your legs for him to the extent that you moved in with him,most men these days enjoy free chao and won't hesitate to grab the opportunity.

You are only being selfish by considering yourself alone,how about the woman he has been with before,she will surely be hurt too.

You can just move on with your life and take responsibility for the baby alone,allow him marry whoever he wants or force yourself to marry him and live an unhappy life. The ball is in your court.


Pls how exactly is she a home breaker was he ever married to the woman. Her only crime here is dat she fell in love .
And to you my lady the dude never loved u he only took pity on you and now he's tired, my advice is u don't marry him cos all the signs are there now and it wud only get worse after marriage. This one no b prayer matter o be wise now
Politics / Re: Justice Binta Nyako Is Buhari’s Sister – IPOB Cries Out by Odani: 11:11pm On Oct 25, 2016
dionma:
Nyako was appointed to KANU case after he accuse Tsoho of bias. Tsoho was the second judge handling KANU case after he accuse the first judge of bias. He has now accused Nyako of bias even before the judge starts to preside over the case. KANU and his legal ten are just confused.

May be ipod wants a 'justice OKORO' as d preceding judge grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Shades Buhari On Stage At The MAMA Awards (Video) by Odani: 6:12am On Oct 24, 2016
TwoBottles:
Give me Yemi Alade and Omawumi any day not the Beyonce wanna be called Tiwa.


By the way, is this the only hairstyle she knows?

Lol thats her trade mark
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade's 3 Outfits At MTV MAMA Awards: Which Is Your Favourite? by Odani: 5:45am On Oct 24, 2016
Handsomecole:
She's dope, I prefer the middle one. But at the end she will still grow old and frail and the bress will fall yakata. cry

Ur d**k will also grow old and frail like worm
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji And Ita-Giwa At Dom Pérignon Event In Lagos(pi by Odani: 10:34am On Oct 20, 2016
MinorityTribe:
I have seen her with the exact same cloth before.


So?
Travel / Re: New Photos Of Eko-pearl In Eko-atlantic. by Odani: 9:02am On Oct 18, 2016
Yorubas are doing great.

Ogun,Oyo and Ondo should pick up themselves and place themselves on the same pedestal as Lagos

God bless Yorubas and nairaland as I deactivate

Meanwhile my naija delta brothers will be destroying d lean property they have.
You think u r doing me tongue
Religion / Re: Anita Oyakhilome Remarries - Dawn-To-Dusk News by Odani: 11:45am On Oct 16, 2016
coolcharm:
How can this people claim to be of God when they cannot practice Forgiveness and Love which are foundational to the Christian faith?

With what guts and conviction will they teach their congregation to forgive one another as Christ forgave the church?


When Men and women of 'God' cannont exhibit forgiveness and love which are fruits of the spirit, and coin out terms as 'irreconcilable difference' then you know that the devil has finally worn prada!

And so, my dear friends, just as you have always obeyed, not only when I was with you but even more now that I am absent, continue to work out your salvation with fear and trembling. Philippians 2:12

Let's focus on living a an acceptable life before God and leave all these bling bling and hyper prosperity pastors alone.

Judge not
Romance / Re: Fiance Asked Her To Return N20m Gift & SUV She Got From Ex (Advice) by Odani: 6:53am On Oct 14, 2016
Guyman02:
Story for the gods.
Even Dangote for example cannot give you N20m in this recession as Sugar Daddy when you have stopped sleeping with him and then ask you to give the money to charity if you dont want it.
You fiance who is a banker will not be too stupid not to know that he can easily sell the Range Rover car and buy the type of car he wants for you.
In this recession that banks are retrenching staff and your BF whose salary is N250k will ask a girl to return N20m out of love to a former Sugar Daddy.
Nne, abeg I no go allow people to waste their MB here trying to advice you on this lie


Poverty mentality everywhere chai
Politics / Re: Fayose Reacts To The Release Of The 21 Chibok Girls by Odani: 6:24am On Oct 14, 2016
TPAND:
Buhari is a expert connoisseur in tricks and propaganda. Spot on Fayose.

First he used the DSS attack on the judges, it failed after summon from NJC to treat his f-up
Now he wants to distract us again from stringent economic matters with the girls he used to ascend the seat of power.

Buhari this shit ain't gonna work.

Spot on Fayose! Although this news is coming from the stable of an incredible news reporter naij.com


How did d raid on judges fail, pipo that will be arraigned by Monday. Everything na diversion to u n ur papa fayose
Politics / Re: Fayose Reacts To The Release Of The 21 Chibok Girls by Odani: 6:20am On Oct 14, 2016
Thewrath:
It's only the myopic ones than can't see through the evil plans of the APC.
Anyone,in his right senses who still believes the chibok girls whom mostly likely are married,in love,nursing mothers or sexually bonded with these terrorist(willfully or forcefully) are coming back is only deluding himself.

Tot u guys initially said there was nothing like chibok girls
Politics / Re: Flashback: What Commissioner Of Police Joseph Mbu Did To Amaechi Under Jonathan by Odani: 12:51am On Oct 09, 2016
youngeagle:
This is one of the reasons Nigeria will never move forward,the stupidity of some Nigerian youths is legendary,comparing evil deeds of our political class shows Nigerian youths are still myopic and sentimental when it comes to pushing this country forward..

If u dnt want comparison then learn to put sentiments aside and lets all judge fairly. I know a colleaque who lost his property as a result of these corrupt judges. So no thank u i take no pity on them, you are not a judge of only d rich
Politics / Re: Flashback: What Commissioner Of Police Joseph Mbu Did To Amaechi Under Jonathan by Odani: 12:44am On Oct 09, 2016
emalek86:
have any of you zombies ever wonder why many people still clamour for Goodluck Jonathan, even when his not the only president to have ever govern Nigeria is because he left a legacy, he will be remembered in history, something buhari can never achieve, still wondering why I wasn't taught buhari was an ex president in school


Careful or u might eat ur words 2ma0
Politics / Re: Protest At INEC Office In Edo. Police Repel Protesters With Tear Gas (Pics) by Odani: 12:13pm On Sep 29, 2016
ihatebuhari:
Edo must he free from apc


we must protect our vote

war war war!!!!!


u r infront of ur computer protecting ur vote? if u r serious u for done go war front.

lubish lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Science/Technology / Re: Woman Dies After Snake Bites Her Vagina by Odani: 2:54pm On Sep 27, 2016
Keneking:
.....fetish priest for spiritual intervention and herbal treatment shocked shocked shocked

So with the oil money, Ghana does not have modern medical centres in the rural areas as well as toilet for shotput shocked

John Mahama sef angry angry This government sef angry angry

Its been long that snake story hit....fp, I am expecting back to back story now shocked

For ur own village u get toilet for farm? embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Car Talk / Re: Python Chilling In A Car Bonnet In Awka (Photo) by Odani: 10:35am On Sep 14, 2016
Whizpeter:


Read the post again... This time more slowly!!


lol its not his fault most pipo just comment without reading the write up even me am guilty

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Religion / Re: Mbang: Wrath Of God Will Visit Children & Grandchildren Of Corrupt Politicians by Odani: 5:07pm On Sep 11, 2016
andyboi4real:
Which Bible Is This Man Quoting From?cos My Own Bible Says That A Son Will Not Be Punished For The Sins Of His Father and Vice Versa.

D question is which bible r u quoting from cos d one I know says curse shall befall a person even to d 7th generation. sad
Education / Re: Recession: Lagos Parents Withdraw Kids From Private Schools by Odani: 5:04pm On Sep 11, 2016
nnachukz:
When they were casting their votes, they believed it was to better the lives of their children. They never knew the reverse was what they were doing. Like my neighbor's son, each time I ask him Gbenga aren't you going to school today? He will just reply my mom said I will start next term. Hmm he was in school before, I don't know what happened.

When will pipo put politics aside and face d real problem .low oil price and our inability to forsee it is d major csuse of this recession and even Angola who is d highest oil producer in Aftica is in recession not to mention venezuela also. rather than blame one person/ party we shud think of ways to survive b4 d economy gets better and believe me no country stays in recess for ever,they always bounce back with d right economic policies. America faced their worst recession in 2008 which we were all aware of. So pls stop d propaganda neither buhari nor Jonathan is responsible for our problems,it was inevitable even if Obama is d president of Nigeria

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Crime / Re: NDA Cadet, ‘brutalised’ To Death A Day After Arrival by Odani: 1:50pm On Sep 10, 2016
princeofpeace22:

I think this rubbish so call severe beating called putty parade has to stop.we are no longer apes obey

Nigeria should have is own standard no a copy cat from our colonial masters


Nigerian army please grow up in


Cc
Lalasticlala




Anyone who can't stand d drill shud join d police or civil defence
Romance / Re: Man Buys Condoms From His Ex-Girlfriend To "Punish Her" by Odani: 4:51am On Sep 10, 2016
sapiosexual1:

Let's not deceive ourselves, you and I know that the minds of ladies are fickle. Each time she sells him those condoms, she is likely to flash back to their raunchy bedroom habits. It would take her some time to get over this, especially if she is yet to get another bf or her current bf doesn't match the ex's sex skills.
What the dude is doing is immature though

That is only if d n*ga knows how to grind in bed if not then there's nothing to flash back on

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Politics / Re: Woman On Wheelchair Attempted Suicide In Buhari’s Convoy's Front by Odani: 4:26am On Sep 10, 2016
MalcoImX:
I was just reading somewhere that somebody killed his wife, his children and himself. His only reason being he is afraid that they can't sustain themselves without him.
.
May God give you and I the courage not to commit suicide, for whatever reason.

U see ur self? And u believe everything u read back?
Health / Re: Ondo Sends Lassa Fever Patient Back To Edo by Odani: 12:51pm On Sep 08, 2016
dunkem21:
grin.. Just listen to the guy above me cheesy

my dear some pipo reason from their anus
Politics / Re: NAF Conducts Exercise Steel Dome At Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport,Abuja(photos) by Odani: 12:37pm On Sep 08, 2016
gift01:
Watched it on Channels last night. Looked more like Child's play (police and thief stage play). We were just laughing hard. We never cease to amaze people

Am not sure its d same programe we watched cos i was rather impressed with our guys try cut them some slack they are getting there.

but na Federal fire service need this kind drilling pass sef

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Celebrities / Re: Victoria Inyama With Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz In London by Odani: 1:44pm On Aug 31, 2016
searchiing4love:
Their marriage will crash in Jesus name. Every man will keep using and dumping her like tissue paper. Pestle no dey sit for ground her yansh no go sit for any man house sad

eyahhhh, no b her fault say u no sabi approach girls na. na pipo like u de hide babe picture under pillow to admire because u lack d confidence to woo her

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Properties / Re: High Standard Paint (trump Coat) At Best Price by Odani: 3:38pm On Aug 24, 2016
It looks nice and quite affordable but how come u r only in lagos, what if i just need to paint my sitting only does that mean u will bring ur team down south? and who wud be responsible for their accommodation.
Politics / Re: "Sheriff Bewitched PDP Governors" - Femi-fani Kayode by Odani: 9:11am On Aug 18, 2016
YOU SEE FIRE U JUMP INSIDE YOU COME SAY NA BUHARI AND APC FAULT sad sad sad

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Sports / Re: RIO2016: FIFA Cancels Mikel's Yellow Card And Two Others Against Denmark by Odani: 12:50pm On Aug 17, 2016
bossto:
i knew the referee's decisions were biased.

Da guy above no get chill for FTC@All

Did u even read the reason the yellow card was reversed? shocked shocked shocked shocked

Nigerians and this 'Ojoro syndrome'

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Politics / Re: Femi Falana, Fela Kuti And Beko (Throwback Photo) by Odani: 11:51am On Aug 16, 2016
Histrings08:
Internet never forget.... They really troubled kuti's family Buh where are d perpetrators now? Pfft

And where are the kutis
Family / Re: My Mother-In-law Visits Too Often, How Do I Deal With That? Please Help by Odani: 2:58pm On Aug 11, 2016
simple my brother, start bringing your own family members too to spend the weekend and while at it do make sure that your mum demands much from her too like bring up unnecessary gist with your wife and also let her start dictating to ur wife what you enjoy eating and all that. you too on your part fill your mum up on all that happens in the house and let her start to interfere in ur house hold (Chai this is the part we women hate)

soon your wife go tire, na she go even call family meeting.

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