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Foreign Affairs / Re: Osama Bin Laden’s Son Threatens To Revenge Father’s Death by Officialkplus(m): 1:14pm On May 14, 2017
Good luck thou...
I'm sure wanted to be buried in the ocean too..

Cotinue
Celebrities / Re: When Your Mum Is A Professor Of Kangaroology (pic) by Officialkplus(m): 1:09pm On May 14, 2017
Chisos...!! shocked cheesy

Probably, she wan make the baby,become lepa/slim(the baby fat small o) cool shocked

Wait make I call seyi law.. cool

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Travel / Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Officialkplus(m): 6:48pm On May 13, 2017
[quote author=alfonso36 popst=56490285][/quote]
I guess the babe was right about frank been a shy type..

Frank if you happen to see a Yankee babe in need of a partner,you know who to call...

I no fit fall your hand
Travel / Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Officialkplus(m): 5:38pm On May 13, 2017
lionlee216:


Which test sir?

I just wan confirm if you,use rubber that's all grin

You failed to tell us .....How whites punna be na...?

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Travel / Re: Yankee: through the eyes of a village boy. by Officialkplus(m): 4:57pm On May 13, 2017
lionlee216:
Update
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grin. we sha slept and woke up the following day and said she will fix me bacon and egg for breakfast and when it was fixed, i nearly cried. the food was so tiny to the extent that 10 plates wont do me. I sha enjoyed my time there and came back home.




At this moment you'll wish to eat bread&beans grin

Buh dude,go for test oo

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Romance / Re: KINGINVAGINA: I Am The Most Handsome Guy In Romance Section (photos) by Officialkplus(m): 2:06pm On May 13, 2017
Is this your definition of handsome

I bet you belong to the dog gang...(if No why the tongue out) tongue tongue

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TV/Movies / Re: Prison Break Season 5 And 24 legacy fan page by Officialkplus(m): 11:39pm On May 12, 2017
Yonce:



It probably isn't Ja but I'm not writing him off just yet

I think he is...

He is always with phones remember..??

And he made a statement.

"Oman was right,this place lyk the rest of the word does not exist,no government policy affecting em"


We haven't seen Sarah & t.bag yet...
Nairaland / General / Re: My Very First Nairaland Post! by Officialkplus(m): 11:35pm On May 12, 2017

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Phones / Re: Is This An Original Charger? (photo) by Officialkplus(m): 8:08pm On May 12, 2017
I guess my charger is bad

Romance / Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Officialkplus(m): 6:02pm On May 12, 2017
MrDickman:

romantic movie never work, na horror go con work?

Yh..it does work..
Just try it..
Don't doubt, it work for me.. Thou..

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Health / Re: My Boss Has Trrible Bad Breath. How Do I Advice Him by Officialkplus(m): 5:58pm On May 12, 2017
Tell him and loss your job..
Romance / Re: How To Make A Girl That Comes Visiting H0rny by Officialkplus(m): 5:56pm On May 12, 2017
Play an horror movie and close all windows and Cotton.. cheesy grin grin thank me later..
Maybe the guy below me has a good advice

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Culture / Re: Pictures Of Ethiopian Women Who Beg To Be Whipped by Officialkplus(m): 5:53pm On May 12, 2017
ijayebonyi:
Lol, go to Ethiopia, you learn at free no payments is involve and no rigorous exams to acquire the course. Thanks for loving my hair though grin

Unfortunately, my pastor told me not to travel..

And secondly, where do I get a job after graduation..?

Behind a successful man is always a woman,(therefore, I'll ask of you to accompany me to Ethiopia to be my course mate)..

Please don't say no, since the school fees is cheap...

Lemme PM you so we could discuss further..
What do you think..??
Phones / Re: Is This An Original Charger? (photo) by Officialkplus(m): 5:43pm On May 12, 2017
Teophilus96:


check it when charging

Alright, I do that..
Culture / Re: Pictures Of Ethiopian Women Who Beg To Be Whipped by Officialkplus(m): 5:42pm On May 12, 2017
ijayebonyi:
grin grin ;DD you're not serious atall. Why mercy? You should also learn Lol. Very funny


Mercy is the one complaining about beating not me...
I love to learn,but I couldn't find the course(beating/flogging management. )Bsc.

In any Nigerian university & jamb brochure..

Maybe you could help me out...

I love your hair thou wink
Phones / Re: Is This An Original Charger? (photo) by Officialkplus(m): 5:35pm On May 12, 2017
Teophilus96:


Download the one the guy above prescribed in d pics above

Its always on zero...
Probably because,I haven't charge my cell...
Anyway here is the screen shot

Education / Re: Help! How Do I Develop A Retentive Memory by Officialkplus(m): 5:32pm On May 12, 2017
Maniashow:

Baba no dey wyn na

Aiit,the best way and most effective way,although I'm yet to try it..

Go to an Alfa..
Tell him to help you...

He is gonna tell you to do one of the below
*Ogun iso-ye
*IMO/oomo(pronounced ei-mo)
*they is another one I can't remember..

A course meat of my did IMO...the guy only Read's once and it stick to his brain 4ever

(Although continuous/heavy usages of IMO,may cause madness)

I think babalawo/alfas use Ogun_isooye to remember intancations...

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Phones / Re: Is This An Original Charger? (photo) by Officialkplus(m): 5:23pm On May 12, 2017
Teophilus96:


Which of them ampere app did u download ?

Ampere that's the name of the app ..
It has a blue logo and A in between..

Too bad its not supporting my device
Phones / Re: Is This An Original Charger? (photo) by Officialkplus(m): 3:45pm On May 12, 2017
Omo I don download am sha

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Education / Re: Help! How Do I Develop A Retentive Memory by Officialkplus(m): 3:42pm On May 12, 2017
Stop drinking coconut water grin
Romance / Re: English Family Storms Nigeria For Their Bride by Officialkplus(m): 3:38pm On May 12, 2017
Them be like IYA osun...or lemme say egbe onifa..?

But why the white ppl come wear White cloth na..
Culture / Re: Are Ijebu People Really Stingy? by Officialkplus(m): 3:36pm On May 12, 2017
Ask your self do all calabar girls sabi fvcck...? grin
Politics / Re: South Africa Company To End Water Scarcity In Onitsha by Officialkplus(m): 12:47pm On May 12, 2017
Haaaba water full Lagos naw...


Why can't you learn from the havoc DSTV&MTN are causing ?

Aiit continue...

Very soon, pure water would be sold for #50
Culture / Re: Pictures Of Ethiopian Women Who Beg To Be Whipped by Officialkplus(m): 12:44pm On May 12, 2017
Why are you always projecting Africa has a stone age nation Smh...

You are making white mock us even more tongue

Mercy aigbe should comma learn how to endour beating from this woman/lady/girls.? what should I call em .
Animals.?

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Crime / Re: Owerri Customs Seize Goods Worth N857 Million (photos) by Officialkplus(m): 12:35pm On May 12, 2017
[quote author=SexyNairalander post=56451380][/quote]

grin grin
Crime / Re: Owerri Customs Seize Goods Worth N857 Million (photos) by Officialkplus(m): 12:31pm On May 12, 2017
Hit like if you think this goods would end up in "customs oga at the top" house at midnight..
Rather that been auction to the general public. tongue grin grin

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TV/Movies / Re: Prison Break Season 5 And 24 legacy fan page by Officialkplus(m): 2:27pm On May 11, 2017
How many times Scofield wan die..
Celebrities / Re: Alert!! Forbes Top 10 Africa Richest Musician 2017 Is Fake!!! by Officialkplus(m): 1:51pm On May 11, 2017
Have you checked Forbes official website..

No one knows about millions and billions than Forbes...

Why don't you set up urs,if you feel they aren't good enough...?
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts Season 17 by Officialkplus(m): 11:21pm On May 09, 2017
[quote author=Naruto87 post=56370319]
following this trend from the beginning won't help u learn forex here...because what is posted is trade forecast based on the individual's analysis...I'll advice u goto babypips website and learn..be patient and don't rush into forex or u will loose big time.[/quolte]

Thanks...
I'll do just that
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts Season 17 by Officialkplus(m): 9:04pm On May 09, 2017
Hi everyone, please I need your help I'm an undergraduate & I'm about to go into forex(with little knowledge)...

Please my ogas in the house,who would assist a guy like me..??


Give a man a fish,
And he will eat,
Teach a man how to fish,
And he will never go hungry...

I'm begging you all ..

Meanwhile.. I'm gonna read these thread from the beginning till dat hopefully I'll gain something more..
Educational Services / Re: Ask Me Any Question At All As Regards ICAN Examinations & Prospect Of Accountant by Officialkplus(m): 8:51pm On May 09, 2017
Hi,everyone
I'm a undergraduate(300L) of animal sci (faculty of agriculture)..

I'm planing/thinking of taken ican examination after my program...

I just wanna ask from all guru's here..
How possible/tough is that gonna be for a science student

(Although there is no impossible in my dictionary)

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