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Travel / Re: Top 30 Countries With Highest Number Of Skyscrapers by Offkey: 10:40pm On Dec 04, 2023
Where is A Ambala?they have many billionaires grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: When Did You Realize Your Friend Secretly Hated You by Offkey: 6:42pm On Dec 04, 2023
When police arrested me when I was only 14 for what I knew nothing about.i realised police was not my friend grin grin

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Education / Re: Why Do Some School Teachers Sleep With Students? by Offkey: 6:35pm On Dec 04, 2023
dontrulee:
Na Biology teacher and maths teacher dey enjoy ooo. grin grin
na where you dey work you go chop grin grin

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Culture / Re: Young Virgins Initiated Into Womanhood In Ogu Town, Rivers State by Offkey: 6:34pm On Dec 04, 2023
Zonefree:

That guy na SIMPle man na. Person wey upgrade a Nigerian girlfriend before marriage, what do you expect? undecided
virginity is the downfall of many men .ask aguba wey need virgin from israel. grin grin grin
Family / Re: Which African Country Did Snow Fall I Can Travel To With My Family Dis Chrismas by Offkey: 5:24pm On Dec 04, 2023
Or maybe obodu cattle ranch ,in calabar
Family / Re: Which African Country Did Snow Fall I Can Travel To With My Family Dis Chrismas by Offkey: 5:23pm On Dec 04, 2023
Kenya,snow falls there
Culture / Re: Young Virgins Initiated Into Womanhood In Ogu Town, Rivers State by Offkey: 5:16pm On Dec 04, 2023
Zonefree:
Ogu kingdom should expect my arrival this Christmas.

Virginity remains a woman's greatest gift to her husband.

God bless all virgin girls abundantly. πŸ™πŸΌ
Israel dmw >: grin grin grin
Car Talk / Re: Innoson Bus Used For Public Transport Spotted In Lagos (Pictures) by Offkey: 5:06pm On Dec 04, 2023
Pristine664:


Thank you. Everything na bragging to these people.


Beat chest in the morning, cry victimisation in the evening. REPEAT everyday. grin
obidient in the morning,ipob by evening.[s][/s] grin grin

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Bus Used For Public Transport Spotted In Lagos (Pictures) by Offkey: 5:02pm On Dec 04, 2023
drlateef:




Why is it not being driven at Agulu and Upper Iweka Rd? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
it will be driven by a mad mangrin grin

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Bus Used For Public Transport Spotted In Lagos (Pictures) by Offkey: 4:58pm On Dec 04, 2023
This is why we say Igbos are the ones developing lagos grin grin
Car Talk / Re: Innoson Bus Used For Public Transport Spotted In Lagos (Pictures) by Offkey: 4:55pm On Dec 04, 2023
Wickedtruths:
THose people who can't come out on Mondays will be shining teeth.
they don come out time don reach 4pm grin grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Opinion Will You Defend Like This? by Offkey: 3:07pm On Dec 04, 2023
That Peter obi won the 2023 election grin grin grin angry

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Family / Re: Men Who Married At 24, 25, 26, 27. Do You Regret It? by Offkey: 10:22pm On Nov 30, 2023
Pastorjohn2:
I married at 26 and divorced after 3 months.

I'm currently 43 with 3 churches and 2 houses and am already currently building another church to boost myself.

Some marriages are chains and most women are daughters of Satan's child (jezebel).

A man that marry in his 20's is a fool.
" currently building another church to boost myself?"what has this world turn to
Celebrities / Re: Young Duu Attacked By Unknown Boys In Lekki (Video) by Offkey: 12:49pm On Nov 29, 2023
Please πŸ™ God.we have not gotten over mohbad case and now this.i pray nothing like that ever happens again.i can't pray for that to happen to anybody el,even my enemy cry
Politics / Re: What Peter Obi Did In This Picture, Bola Tinubu Can Never Attempt by Offkey: 6:55pm On Nov 27, 2023
There is a difference between a person with a good heart and person that is capable.i will choose the capability over good heart.look at good luck Jonathan,good heart but lacks implementation.peter obi was going to be like good luck and it would have given the Biafrans agitators who are causing enough trouble already power to divide Nigeria which would have led to war.God knows best

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Travel / Re: Ever Been To A Poor Neighborhood Overseas? by Offkey: 6:42pm On Nov 27, 2023
Shikena:
grin grin grin grin

... or the good old badass AJ city, Ijora or Makoko not to talk of the oga patapata of ghettos in India.

They have never seen real ghetto or slum. This is just a typical largely poor neighborhood nothing special in terms of ghetto level.

cheesy cheesy
Travel / Re: Funds To Japa by Offkey: 6:40pm On Nov 27, 2023
Is not compulsory to go to Europe or America to live a good life.some other African countries are working.some are like 2004 of Nigeria or even better .just find the nearest African country with a better standard of living than Nigeria and live there.it is even less stressful to go over there than Europe or America.

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Travel / Re: Ever Been To A Poor Neighborhood Overseas? by Offkey: 6:31pm On Nov 27, 2023
Is this a ghetto .This is G.R.A In abia state cheesy grin lipsrsealed

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Career / Re: Being A Professional Female Photographer In Nigeria by Offkey: 6:28pm On Nov 27, 2023
Booty4ker:
It will bring more flair and advantages to you for been a female in a male dominated field.

People will be like let that beautiful damsel take our photos 🀭🀭☺️
what if she no come fine.that means hungry go kill am? grin

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Sports / Re: The GOAT VS The GOAT( Ronaldo Vs Messi, Who's Better??) by Offkey: 9:10pm On Nov 26, 2023
Thundafireseun:
Mikel obi is still the most decorated grin
I will never call my son obi,all the obi I know are all failures cool grin
Business / Re: Fried Grasshopper: Katsina Residents Make Fortune Selling Tasty Insects by Offkey: 9:04pm On Nov 26, 2023
nairalee:
Omo this is a serious life lesson o


Never underrate any thing called business
Say that to Israel dmw's wife sheila grin asslicking is a business also grin grin grin

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