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Romance / Re: 8 Important Sis Code Every Lady Must Follow by Ogbonnaa(m): 8:45pm On Aug 30, 2020
Speechless Speechless Speechless
TV/Movies / Re: Kiddwaya Holds Erica's Breasts, Asks If She Will Like To Have A Boob Job by Ogbonnaa(m): 1:20pm On Aug 19, 2020
Tomorrow now or maybe after the bbnaija show when these oloshos must have gotten pregnant, they'll come to me for abortion.

This is how a lady came to the hospital i work, I thought she came for pregnancy related issues, I never knew she came for abortion, i nearly slapped her if not that she's older than me.

I handle only pregnancy related issues and not abortion. Some ladies gat no sense at all. If you don't need a baby then stay away from sex, and quit abortion.

Tomorrow now you'll start running from one church to another looking for the fruit of the womb, when you must have aborted all the babies in your womb.

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Religion / Re: Lady Shares Her Experience As Churches Reopen In Lagos Today by Ogbonnaa(m): 10:55pm On Aug 09, 2020
Hamilton1:
Ewedu nd Amala should still stay indoors,
Why ar de Reopening churches in SW,
Mtcheeeew
Guy you wicked oo
Romance / Re: What Is Your unique Definition Of An Outwardly Cute man Or Beautiful Lady? by Ogbonnaa(m): 10:50pm On Aug 09, 2020
If you know you know

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Romance / Re: We Ain't Dating Yet - Should I Get Her A Phone? by Ogbonnaa(m): 10:59pm On Aug 06, 2020
STATES and THEIR CAPITAL

Abia - Bad roads

Akwa Ibom - fine girls

Anambra State - blood money

Bauchi - beggers

Bayelsa State - militants

Benue - HIV free of charge

Borno - boko haram

Cross River - best cookers

Delta - ogogoro

Ebonyi - garri sellers

Edo - witches

Ekiti - tribal mark

Enugu - runs girls

Imo - High bride price

Kaduna - Politicians

Kano - mumu

Katsina - shoe makers

Kogi - ugly girls

Kwara - big nyash

Lagos - agbero (tauts)

Ogun - juju/skull Miners

Ondo - aja(dogs)

Osun - mermaid/water spirits

Oyo - dirty/dirty Girls

Plateau - crisis

Rivers - Cultists

Sokoto - four wives

Zamfara - Sharia

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TV/Movies / Re: Erica & Kiddwaya Caught Kissing Hours After She Called Off Their Relationship by Ogbonnaa(m): 10:56pm On Aug 06, 2020
STATES and THEIR CAPITAL

Abia - Bad roads

Akwa Ibom - fine girls

Anambra State - blood money

Bauchi - beggers

Bayelsa State - militants

Benue - HIV free of charge

Borno - boko haram

Cross River - best cookers

Delta - ogogoro

Ebonyi - garri sellers

Edo - witches

Ekiti - tribal mark

Enugu - runs girls

Imo - High bride price

Kaduna - Politicians

Kano - mumu

Katsina - shoe makers

Kogi - ugly girls

Kwara - big nyash

Lagos - agbero (tauts)

Ogun - juju/skull Miners

Ondo - aja(dogs)

Osun - mermaid/water spirits

Oyo - dirty/dirty Girls

Plateau - crisis

Rivers - Cultists

Sokoto - four wives

Zamfara - Sharia

Abuja - Cooperate thieves

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Family / Re: At 23 Years Old, I Have No Idea What I Am Doing With My Life by Ogbonnaa(m): 7:02pm On Aug 06, 2020
ndi advice
people that have not given themselves advice are giving another person advice. wonders they say shall never end.
Abeg make una shift one place
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko And Laila Celebrate Their Son, Sultan, On His Third Birthday by Ogbonnaa(m): 10:43am On Aug 05, 2020
Champneys:
Muniru baba
Baba olowo, oni iyawo pupo grin
Jọwọ Jọwọ bẹbẹ pẹlu orukọ Ọlọrun, sọ ede ti gbogbo eniyan le ni oye, a ni ọpọlọpọ awọn ẹya ti ko le lo ede rẹ. ni apa miiran, kilode ti awọn eniyan Yoruba fi gbega ede wọn, wọn lo ede yoruba bura fun ọ. Fun tani oye n funni ni ọgbọn tun jẹ imọran. Ẹ kí awọn eniyan abule mi fun mi undecided
Family / Re: I Have Phobia For Pregnant Women. by Ogbonnaa(m): 11:08am On Aug 04, 2020
I have helped many women give birth on so many occasions, it's not a big deal. My sister owns a hospital, so i help her deliver babies for pregnant women.

A 19 years old girl and her mother visited my sister's hospital to deliver baby, when it gets to her turn, she refused to remove her clothes, the student nurses on duty ask her why she refused to off her clothes, she said that guy should leave, she was referring to me, the student nurses laughed at her, they told her I'm the one the will help her deliver the baby.

I got angry and ask the mother to take her daughter out off the hospital with immediate effect, but the mother and student nurses on duty pleaded on her behalf. The girl never new I don't tolerate nonsense, but finally I helped her give birth.

Women don't do guy for my side, wetin you wan use do guy for me, something I always insert my hand inside and bring out babies. I have seen it all, both old, young, wide and tight V, I always insert my precious hand inside.

No big deal about women

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Crime / Re: Ghanaian Lady Flogged For Sleeping With A Sudanese Man In Saudi Arabia by Ogbonnaa(m): 9:56pm On Jul 30, 2020
see them faces like what I don't know.
see how the lady resemble chimpanzee.
that is their business
Romance / Re: Nigerians Are Hypocrites When It Comes To Sex. My Experience At Shoprite by Ogbonnaa(m): 9:38am On Jul 29, 2020
Is like i missed road, this place belongs to prostitutes, it must be prostitutes association of Nigeria thread. Make i comot for here, wetin concern me with prostitutes.
TV/Movies / Re: Meet The Bbnaija 2020 Housemates (photos) by Ogbonnaa(m): 11:11pm On Jul 19, 2020
Murketeer:

The Igbos and Yorubas too tire me gahn...So much hatred for each other ...God go help the youths of those two tribes
we pray so
TV/Movies / Re: Meet The Bbnaija 2020 Housemates (photos) by Ogbonnaa(m): 10:22pm On Jul 19, 2020
porthouse7:
Nonsense Igbo show, imagine no Yoruba boy, and u have 6 Igbo guys
your hatred for Igbo no be here oo

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TV/Movies / Re: Meet The Bbnaija 2020 Housemates (photos) by Ogbonnaa(m): 10:21pm On Jul 19, 2020
zmpp:


They're beautiful in my eyes.
It's Ok! beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
TV/Movies / Re: Meet The Bbnaija 2020 Housemates (photos) by Ogbonnaa(m): 10:17pm On Jul 19, 2020
nokatakata:
Big brother biafra.ud cheesy cheesy cheesy
is like you like Igbo Wella.
you can't stay without mentioning igbo

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TV/Movies / Re: Meet The Bbnaija 2020 Housemates (photos) by Ogbonnaa(m): 10:15pm On Jul 19, 2020
zmpp:
Beautiful people.
what made them beautiful
Crime / Re: Meet 'Judgement' Leader Of Notorious Robbery Gang Terrorising Oyo, Osun, Lagos by Ogbonnaa(m): 3:11pm On Jul 11, 2020
Name checkers association of Nigeriagringringrin

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Travel / Re: Ikorodu Lagos Boat Mishap: 4 Dead, 4 Missing by Ogbonnaa(m): 12:11pm On Jul 04, 2020
What is really happening to Lagos

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Politics / Re: Imo Pensioners Block Govt House Entrance, Demand Payment Of Pensions (photos) by Ogbonnaa(m): 3:56pm On Jun 30, 2020
post=91234438:
Chai Buhari....... as some fools will say. cool
Two people are handling this account. I know when a guy speaks and when a Lady speaks, their intonation/words is not the same.

The real owner of this account is not always available, he speaks with caution, but the intruder that manages this account regularly, speaks anyhow.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 4625 Graduates Apply For Amotekun Job In Osun by Ogbonnaa(m): 12:26pm On Jun 30, 2020
Graduates looking for ordinary security job in Nigeria, what is really happening in naija, this can only happen in South West, Poor Yoruba
Politics / Re: Ajimobi's Mansion That Led To Clash Between Family & Oyo State Government by Ogbonnaa(m): 12:21pm On Jun 30, 2020
this one na omo yoruba matter. e no concern us
Culture / Re: Christie Sells Nigerian Statues Of Igbo Deities That Were Looted by Ogbonnaa(m): 12:20pm On Jun 30, 2020
Necksonnel:
Igbo people don sell their gods for money
respect Ibos for once. respect is reciprocal
Culture / Re: Christie Sells Nigerian Statues Of Igbo Deities That Were Looted by Ogbonnaa(m): 12:16pm On Jun 30, 2020
DenreleDave:
This is too heavy for only me to hear


Igboid ofoigbo MsAllison Deebwebb tranquility Frankdaz9 Igbochief001

Where are u guys??

NwaNimo1, we need to surmon urgent meeting oo


Local champion
Culture / Re: Christie Sells Nigerian Statues Of Igbo Deities That Were Looted by Ogbonnaa(m): 12:15pm On Jun 30, 2020
FlordFlorez:
Europeans have stolen all our artefacts way since 19's even beyond. Our value, belief, heritage & culture were all looted. If u happen to travel overseas and visit their museums especially Portugal, Spain, France, Britain, Germany & Italy, u'd see our artefacts in their hundreds. If they claim black lives truely matter, let them return all back to us. Wait o, nairaland no dey pay for FTC again??
Modified: Swines are quoting me negatively especially that gay hiding under female moniker. I'll not honour u by quoting back. Ignoramus everywhere...
behave
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Defrauds South African Government Of N128M, Spends It On Family, Girlfriend by Ogbonnaa(m): 9:54am On Jun 30, 2020
Omo yoruba amaka grin
Crime / Re: Dr Funmilayo Accused Of Sexual Assault By Bola Aseyan by Ogbonnaa(m): 9:32am On Jun 30, 2020
Chlerion:
Nonsense! Igbos are so full of envy....nothing good can come out from their Nazareth.

Useless buffons!
this one is already crying this early morninggrin
TV/Movies / Re: Mawuli Gavor: Diane Walks Out On Housemates As Ebuka Calls Out Her Crush by Ogbonnaa(m): 9:17am On Jun 30, 2020
immorality program should not be welcomed in nigeria. but we have lazy youths Sha and afonja likes immorality wella

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Crime / Re: Dr Funmilayo Accused Of Sexual Assault By Bola Aseyan by Ogbonnaa(m): 9:13am On Jun 30, 2020
Omo yoruba amaka

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Health / Re: There Are 3 Strains Of COVID-19 In Nigeria - Redeemers University Professors by Ogbonnaa(m): 8:23pm On Jun 28, 2020
Bleep up
Crime / Re: Father Raped His 3-Year-Old Daughter In Anambra While His Wife Was In Labor Room by Ogbonnaa(m): 4:13pm On Jun 26, 2020
nawa for people, if women have someone like me, all these men's bullcrap will not exist. I'm one in a million. cool
Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Kenyan Girl Raped By 3 Men She Met On Facebook After Traveling 210km by Ogbonnaa(m): 5:13pm On Jun 25, 2020
Lamanii22:
The girl's to be blamed.... Reminds me of my friend who went to visit a girl she met on Facebook... She actually saw a guy who claimed she's the girl's brother... That one took her to a bar, thank God she ordered for only water... So the guy now asked for her phone, he claimed he doesn't have airtime on his phone to call his sister... He feigned network problem while using my friend's phone... He stood up and went outside the bar... She waited for like 30mins he never returned lol... She just jejely paid for the water and left.... Imagine that one raped her... She couldn't even tell her family about it...
This is exactly how a nairalander shifted Riele womb.

it's a pity.

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Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by Ogbonnaa(m): 5:32pm On Jun 24, 2020
Eulalia:



*laughs** okeydokey now... I didn't even notice they have been reduced by 1. grin thats where I miscalculated. Dang!

Thanks for explaining and pointing that out.

no problem, you tried, no one is an island of knowledge

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