slimyem:

The other day, I saw a woman trying to catch a bouquet with her vulva out for the world to see

dat mustve been
ma darlin
freecocoa
cus shez a
feminazi advocate
@ 40yrs old
wit no man in ha lyf

i kip offerin ha
my slioooong
buh pride no go gree
make she accept am

twoMcfemad:


Nonsense!

Agbaya!!!

answa d
queztion
r u a virgin?

poster
wut iz ur biz?
can yuh confidently
say yuh were a virgin
at 4yrs old?

ko kan aye mehn

diz iz sometin
freecocoa iz
capable of
juss becuz
shez old nd
furstrated

wicked winchezz
plenti 4 nairaland
cococandy plz
cum nd defend
yuh type

cococandy:
Mtchew

buh i tot
yuh r a
christian?
y not pray
4 yuh cheeting
huzband?

whitewitch:
please proov it

wu haznt sampled
d sluuut
wif ha stinkiiin puccci

stori is teeew loong
juss lyk ma slioooong

freecocoa, afta i
give yuh belle,
i wont abandon yuh d
way dis man did ok.
buh @ 40 r yuh sure
yuh can still produce
belle durin menopauzze?

francistony's azzhole
iz tew wide to b satisfied
by dat plantain
he nids a horse's dikk
male prosstttitttute

misssclassy:
NIgerian girls also want to be loved and not objectified.

sharraaaaap! dere
fvck waat you bissshes
want
wat we niggaz want
iz 4 yuh tew
simultaneously
chokke on our
sliooooongs!

Heineken:
hahah Me sef sabi do heineken wella o ogbeni. I fit down like twelve bottles straight.

bros yuh head
korrect

Heineken:
that ogogoro they really disturb you guy.

Heineken! ma level don
pass yuh own o
na betta ogogoro i
dey shaack

freecocoa:
But as a christian you can batter your wife, it's alright.

yuh tlk tew much
sme as cococandy
yuh ladiezz nid
tew start running yuh
mouff where itz needed
nd cum do d needful on
ma

.. wu carezz mehn
madam talk tru
WHERE YUH A VIRGIN AT 15?
all deez ex-oloshoz who
go dey form 'good mother'
shioooor

Lyk Modda, Lyk Daugta

Why are men so hopelessly attracted to the mammary glands? I don't get it . . . how can the sight of such a mundane object capture the thoughts of a full grown adult?

see jamb quesssion
op tlk tru abeg
shey yuh r not attracted
to mammary glands?
abi u resemble francistony
who iz attracted
2 male slioooong!

Johnnoah1st:
ARE U SO POOR U CANT AVOID A #500 PROSTITUTE? anyway i cant still expect anything less 4rm u as a drunkard.

i dont pay
4 rotten punni
firsteva own don spoil finish
im here to fvck
d leftovers

Captainswag225:
am straight,, but i have a sound mind unlike u lunatic. Btw tell me why u are obsessed with first eva

firsteva gat dat
community puccci
datz why
free for all

Captainswag225:
konji is a dangerous disease really. U are suffering. U want pucci ryt? Poor boy.

yer i luv pucci
buh yuh luv anus
so watz next homo?

Captainswag225:
u want her ryt ? Jux admit it, anyway truth is she aint interested in drankards like u.

no one wantz
an old cargo
I jussst require
ha hoeish services

Captainswag225:
how many times will i tell u mofos that am a guy?

show us da
evidence
pucccccii

firstEVA:
lame, rightfully so cos u can only guess my look. I enjoy watch you get frustrated. keep guessing fagggot.

pls hope you are wearingyour diaper?

lame
u gotsta cum
harder dan dat
dykeee

TheSonOfMark:

Fuglyna, how come every time you look at kids they cry? You are the female version of the bogeyman.

You are so fat, idle, ugly and shapeless that farmers hire you as a scarecrow in maize farms at #15 per hour.

bros no kill
persin wit laff
abeg

temitemi1:
That is what u get wn cattle rearer is the president

thunder fire
yuh and ur
generation!

AprokoMan:


Oh, I thought I was the only one who knows that Captainswag225 is her alternate account. Can u see that the idiot has left now?

pay no mind
2 da dykeee!

wah am i readin
firsteva havin a
conversation
wit herself
(captainswag225)

psycho sluuuut

freecocoa:
It's no point even asking as they can't give an answer because all that never happened in the first place.

He made all things perfect, lucifer aka Satan, was even the most perfect, yet somehow in a perfect heaven, sin(that was nowhere before) found the most perfect thing an all knowing God created and corrupted it, where the feck did the sin come from if not from God who made all things? Nonsense.

be decievin urself
dere oldie
answa ma request
already!

...and another young man
diez from inability to swim
AGAIN!.

niggaz gotta learn to swim doe
d shiz is not hard